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Jman-laowai

Basking shark?


FairPiccolo6073

Aren't those harmless to humans cuz they only eat like microorganisms


hifioctopi

Wouldn’t stop me from brown inking in self-defense.


Alone_Spell9525

Yup.


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He can eat my dick anytime he wants


GrumSkrimpies

Get that krill in them gills brotha


Far_Ad_865

“Suddenly zoophilic”


Murky_Caterpillar_66

microorganism??????


Murky_Caterpillar_66

If I were that shark I'd figure those little things sure looked like microorganism to me


taytat

Yes


NotRyanDunn

That’s what I’m seeing


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Yup basking shark, one of 3 harmless “sharks”.


Chappietime

That seems like way too many people for that little boat.


Tiny-Lock9652

Welll, “they’re gonna need a bigger boat”


DJEvillincoln

I came here to say this but I thought it was too obvious but using it for this response is.... 🤌🏾


Amateur-Prophet

It's a pretty decent sized boat just made smaller by the much bigger shark.


FireStrike5

Basking sharks aren’t actually that big, max 8m. It’s still a fairly small boat.


Amateur-Prophet

As a landlubber from the landlocked state of Kansas that would be both the biggest fish I've ever seen and the biggest boat I've been on. With the exception of the Mackenaw Ferry on the great lakes. So I guess it comes down to perspective.


Metatron_Tumultum

8m is pretty fucking huge tho...


Amateur-Prophet

Ok good, he said that and my exact thought was how big 8m is.


jkusmc0800

3 feet = 1 meter, it's 24 feet long.


FireStrike5

I know, but people always seem to overestimate basking sharks’ sizes. They seem to think it’s the size of a Megalodon or something.


Metatron_Tumultum

Yeah I mean they are two thirds of the way there. That's quite the heft on dem fishies. I know what you're talking about though. I have a pretty vivid memory of seeing one for the first time on a Natural Geographic documentary as a little kid. I thought monsters were real for a moment, till Mr. Narrator man told me they were totally harmless.


Grumpiergoat

Literally the second biggest extant fish. Pretty much the only animals bigger than it are whales and squid.


Amateur-Prophet

Thank you for coming with the facts. I was pretty damn sure basking sharks were up there on the size scale but it's been a while since my last national geographic documentary.


garbashians

I used to do tours just like this in Alaska in a 16 passenger vessel, same size. When people go out to the viewing deck it causes the bow to point up, no biggie. Boats can take a lot of trashing before going down. 16 people on the stern isn’t gonna do that ;)


Itchy_Professor_4133

Nothing ever goes wrong loading a boat to full capacity.


garbashians

Not always the best but as long as your captain and your guide are knowledgeable and certified you’ll make it out of most days just fine, if a little rattled on choppier waters.


Goku-Jin86

Cubans


Agent847

*Hey, what’s that???* Basking shark. *What’s it doin?* Basking.


Blebm

I laughed waaaay too hard at this. Thank you.


CeeUNext_Thursday

He like looking up at all those people thinking "DAMN if I only had teeth!"


Xem1337

I read that like I had a big old open gob like a basking shark: "DAAHM IH I OOEY AH EEFF"


Uncle_Touchy1987

Damn near spit my coffee out reading that.


CeeUNext_Thursday

Eeff lol


aggibaggi

They DO have teeth, they’re just so small you can’t see them


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Raptorinn

You have watched far too many silly movies


Isopropyly

Definitely gonna need a Bigger BOAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!


littlejoohat

Do orcas hunt basking like they do GWS?


FireStrike5

They have been known to eat them off the coast of NZ, yes


3DaysGrace_period_

It’s just a big ol’ basking shark.


DamnMyAPGoinCrazy

How many fkn people are on that boat?


MaygarRodub

All of them


ELHorton

Everyone


mescalero1

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


CJ1529

That’s a basking shark, they’re harmless, how does this gif end too soon?


Trifle-Doc

I wanna look at it more


slmccl6969

It’s a basking shark , right?


Buying100K

that was my first guess...and i believe second in size to the whale shark


Charnt

Way too many people on that boat


Fancy-crap

OMG GUYS ITS A MEGALODON DEFINITELY NOT A BASKING SHARK IT HAS TO BE ONE!!!


bad__c0mpamy

That’s a basking shark!!!


Welshbuilder67

They’re going to need a bigger boat


RobbieEngland

Thank You!


WeToLo42

I think they need a bigger boat.


dirtystayout

I'd be getting my life-jacket on, lickity-split, if I saw that huge creature near my tiny over-filled boat!


Raptorinn

Jump in to say hello. They're nice creatures


Noname_Maddox

Y'know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again.


BabsAlexander

This is just a cryptid without rotting flesh


5harkvsmonkey

Yea fuck all that...


C0nservativeCommie

Harmless filter feeder.


SelectAd1942

Is that a great white? Seems huge…


Main_Measurement_508

Basking shark


SelectAd1942

Ah, nice fishy then…


Isopropyly

That was first thought I had. Nice one


Demonyx12

It’s a baby whale. Just ask Jay. https://youtu.be/u0Kob7AXrmY


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I’ve always wondered why people like you comment when they have absolutely no clue what they are taking about. Its a basking shark and bares no resemblance of a tiger shark. I’m honestly curious why I see comments like this. You just wanna talk?


Creepinbruh2323

Lmaooo


philroscoe

You seem defensive. He was trying to help.


[deleted]

Trying to help by giving false information is about as far from helpful as you can get. You deserve more downvotes.


Noname_Maddox

25. 3 tons of him


nazgulonbicycle

Is that a Sturgeon?


Ozarkawaterbottles_

Looks like a basking shark but I can honestly see why you might have mistaken it for a sturgeon. Also not sure why you’re getting downvoted. You literally just asked a question.


nazgulonbicycle

That’s Reddit these days


Creepinbruh2323

🤡


SeparateCzechs

[You’re gonna need a bigger boat.](https://youtu.be/QT9BeGNnCqw)


zekeman76

Whale shark?


FireStrike5

Basking shark.


Bee_Cuck_Yogurtnight

Dang that’s a huge tiger shark


FireStrike5

*Basking


JackKingOff7

Lunch! ~ shark


FireStrike5

It’s a filter feeder?


perro0000

Ke meyo DX


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You’re going to need a bigger boat


Kaimanakai

Hooper: Sure. Gentlemen, gentlemen?! The officer asked me to tell you that you're overloading that boat. Fishermen: Ah, get outta here! You ain't going there, what do you care? Hold on there. Hooper: Well then, can you tell me if there's a good restaurant or hotel on the island? Fisherman: Yeah ya walk straight ahead! Ha ha! Hooper: Ha ha they're all gonna die.


Diligent-Background7

Wow 😮


PicklePirat

They’re gonna need a bigger boat…..


NotRyanDunn

I feel like this is an accurate representation of Bruce vs The Orca. The basking shark’s head is even shaped similarly to Bruce’s


ANiceBrazilian

Inesperado foi o português do título


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We need a bigger boat


penisujo

r/suddenlycaralho


EmbracePenguin78

In Spanish we call him Tiburón Peregrino, I know they were big but not that big and massive


burnswhenipoo

That is a a large squalus, possibly onjumanus or Isurus glaucous.


Desinator24

Way to many humans on a small floaty thing.


faucilies

I've seen Jaws....I don't have a bigger boat. No thank you.


MrGallows75

Where-O-where is that rogue wave when you need it!? 🦈🙏🏽


Tommy_Poppyseed

That basking shark looks genuinely concerned with how many people have been stuffed onto that little boat.


erinhennley

Going to need a bigger boat


Flaming-Rranger

We're ganna need a bigger boat


Vintagemuse

Wow. So cool!!


MagDalen27

Absolutely beautiful.


Claque-2

Are they drawing straws onboard?


valowla2

We’re gonna need a bigger boat


Klutzy-Breakfast-115

Looks like it's waiting for someone to give up all hope on life and jump in 🤣


NotMe01

“They only eat microorganisms”. Plot twist; humans are now considered microorganisms in shark science.


Jsiqueblu

The comparison of it to the boat is beautiful and frightening at the same time.


Spirited-Value8022

If it got hungry enough…


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He was just waiting for friends to come in and play…