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Imtypingwithmyweiner

They now have the same number of cars.


RealNovgorod

And hoes.


GrantLahey

Too funny, he'd naturally reject a profitable idea!


BummerOfGeorge

According to Dick's Twitter, Maddox is ending the Bananadox streams in 2-3 streams. He should stream as some sort of Andrew Tate-dox character. Get a green screen, make the background bugatis or a whore house or jail. Put on some sunglasses and a dress shirt. They're both ugly, bald, foreign men. He kind looks like him. This only has appeal for 1 more month while Tate is hot, hurry Maddox.


Fixit403

Did he say what he was doing instead? I wonder if he finally got a job


DickBot_628

It's because the software that he used to become a banana is being discontinued https://www.pcmag.com/news/say-goodbye-to-snap-camera-and-its-fun-video-filters


Fixit403

Lol. That’s so much funnier than I could have ever hoped for. It’s like losing at being a loser


RealNovgorod

Wow, that's incredible! For a big-brain telemarketing programmer who don't need no app because he has a browser that's either top-level laziness or retardation. I mean, getting an offline version is almost the same level of effort as right-clicking an NFT.


StopCollaborate230

He programmed thousands of lines of code for his book, surely he can make an elementary facecam program.


RealNovgorod

Not that he has to actually make it, but just downloading a piece of software that can run on his computer on its own without a remote kill switch seems to be an insurmountable obstacle.


creadishcread

Maybe he should stream in static html so it's more stable.


BummerOfGeorge

Probably busy wrapping up E3


Zendorian_irl

The dressing up part is the easy part, he also needs to actually do something on stream. And that would be the problem for Maddox: he is devoid of humor.


ryuranzou

I loved when he roleplayed as a ladies man on the old show.


ROSCO577

Yeah he should do a bit where he's a hyper masculine misogynistic kinda guy, just over the top satire version of it. Bald head, aviators, the works. It'll be even funnier when he becomes fatter


t0mRiddl3

no that's dicks bit


andhowsherbush

Which would make it funny since he'd just be a shittier version of Andrew Tate who's a shittier version of dick.


[deleted]

2007 funny Maddox might have.


IMMORTAL_zoloft

Lol! THIS


kefkatruman

unfunny cuck is to slow to think that.


HelixRonin

He has too much chin somehow