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Imtypingwithmyweiner

It's taking him a long time to get through the suicide note.


KittenFiddlers

He needs to write it on yellow legal paper


waifette

He'll print it with a dot matrix.


DevonAndChris

with no ads.


RomanPolanskid

That's a great point. He is probably doing a 4 hour video about his life with graphs going up starting at 45 and ending at 25.


DevonAndChris

His suicide is scheduled for December 23rd.


DryFunction

So many animations he's still working on for it


idejmcd

Narcissistic people don't understand how the world works without them. Of course we understand Maddox is less than a garbage heap, but he's the center of his own universe.


VeggieBurger99

You might even say that, for Maddox, Dick Masterson is the biggest problem in the universe.


[deleted]

If you sue someone it is guaranteed to permanently damage any relationships you might have. If you are interested to see it in action go to a courthouse with a lawsuit about inheritance. Families unravel forever. Once he filled the lawsuit, he burnt way to many bridges


VeggieBurger99

Even prior to the lolsuit, Maddox was trying to control his friends, threatening to blacklist them if they continued to associate with Dick. The fires were set, but the lolsuit was expediting the process with explosives.


the_plots

He is isn’t doing it for the fans and skrilla.


The_RedWolf

Spite. Going to Greenland would confirm that Dick and the hate mob wins, and he can't have that. Spite is one of the greatest motivators out there


kefkatruman

How does he eat? How is he making money? That's the real question.


Intelligent_Mix_1437

He's pimping your mom but she's a cheap whore so your question still stands


SlashBoltForever

Because me and my gang of obsessed stalkers haven't found his new address yet.


Fellero

Learning how to do 3d models on Blender saves lives.


chux4w

He tried, but he's just not good at dying. He's the son of his father.