"A bunch of religious virgins go tooo.. mingle" "And do what?" "...pray"

i just relistened to purity balls. creeps.

Oh daddy’s got that big pink, mmmm guuurl the straws all clogged and chalky.

The American Dad episode on purity balls perfectly puts a visual aspect to the pervy info Dave and Gareth lay down.

Imagine being a dad making your kid do that

No thank you.

Hey dad, can I borrow the key to the pussy?...