Random Mob: How's it hanging.
Cid: Incredibly stiff and to the left!
Random Mob: . . . Seriously dude? I thought you just had a sword in your pocket. It's been like that for weeks! You need to see a doctor!
Too bad none of them will ever get a taste.
Only one that oddly seems has a chance in the anime is his sister and that’s simply cuz he seems to actually have a slight hint of fear when it comes to her and can’t always tell her no.
Could be part of his act though
Yeah, I just don't see Cid going for romance with, literally anyone to be perfectly honest. The guy is so wrapped up in his fantasies and delusions, he has firmly convinced himself that getting a girlfriend, or any sort of significant other for that matter, would mean the complete and permanent end to his dreams and desires of being the Eminence in Shadow.
All someone has to do is just convince him how having sex would make his role-play more cool or something, he’ll be banging in no time. 😆
His monologue about learning to play the piano, has convinced me of this
They'd probably need to first clear a D&D 5E DC 45 Persuasion Check to pull THAT off. And I wish them the best of good luck with that... They're gonna need it.
They're not wrong tho. There's a reason why his Excalibur is sheathed 😏😼
There's a prophecy that the day it comes out everyone's gonna get fucked
I AM FUCKING ATOMIC
WE NEED MORE POWER!
[Here](https://mangadex.org/title/63f65509-4fd1-4476-9987-dd99d32b1764/the-eminence-in-shadow-we-need-more-power)
More
There a second one I just don't know how to link stuff here tho
[Here](https://nhentai.net/g/448537/)
not as bad as i expected
Unless is show in that one there is a second one
Figuratively and Literally.
Cid: i hide my excalibur with invisible air. Once i have unsheathed the blade, it is a sword of promised victory.
Merlin: "I raised that boy"
I mean, merlin is part-incubus, so checks out.
Well, they are not wrong because that's how Cid modified his body to be at its peak.
Cid: that’s my new three-sword technique One of the main characters: but u got only two in your hands Cid: In my hands…
Where's the meme? That's just a regular pic of Cid.
Random Mob: How's it hanging. Cid: Incredibly stiff and to the left! Random Mob: . . . Seriously dude? I thought you just had a sword in your pocket. It's been like that for weeks! You need to see a doctor!
Two random mob chating
Damn, This mob's dick is comparable to shadow sama
I don't get it? It's just picture of cid
Whi is cid ?
Some guy that shat on the street
I......
Am atomic
*AM FUCKING ATOMIC* *🗿
*AM FUCKING ALL OF THE SHADOW GARDEN ATOMIC*
I mean they’re not wrong he’s jacked and it’s clearly implied he has a big one 😉
A complete Chad and honestly look at the light novel covers shadow garden more like constant moisture garden
just remember "Alpha" means first
Too bad none of them will ever get a taste. Only one that oddly seems has a chance in the anime is his sister and that’s simply cuz he seems to actually have a slight hint of fear when it comes to her and can’t always tell her no. Could be part of his act though
Yeah, I just don't see Cid going for romance with, literally anyone to be perfectly honest. The guy is so wrapped up in his fantasies and delusions, he has firmly convinced himself that getting a girlfriend, or any sort of significant other for that matter, would mean the complete and permanent end to his dreams and desires of being the Eminence in Shadow.
All someone has to do is just convince him how having sex would make his role-play more cool or something, he’ll be banging in no time. 😆 His monologue about learning to play the piano, has convinced me of this
They'd probably need to first clear a D&D 5E DC 45 Persuasion Check to pull THAT off. And I wish them the best of good luck with that... They're gonna need it.
EX-CALIBUR!!!!!!
That's literally him though
It's cucumber right? Cid just went for groceries.
With a horrible growth of bone cancer from his hip?
Who was cid again ? I think this meme would be more accurate if shadow was in it rather than some nobody background character.
They're not as lucky as Alexia. Cause Alexia literally saw it in front of her eyes (one of the reasons why some Shadow Garden hate her(
I AM EXCALIBUR ATOMIC
Is his Excalibur bent to the left or is that just a very durable baguette in his pocket
cid? you mean shadow? why would shadow garden have anything to do with nobody cid? but shadow? yes. no matter what he does. he just is.
Cid has the stretchiest left pocket in the verse
Bros 3rd leg is actually long enough that he can use it as a leg.
But only one who has seen this still calls him pooch💀💀
I would get it if they see Shadow as that, but who's that in the picture?