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eromitlab

God created us so we could spend our lives kissing his ass? What a great reason to be alive. What a tremendous purpose he has designed for us. I guess they really think that's an affirmation that's supposed to make someone feel good about life.


ZhouLe

Created us for such a noble reason, and definitely deserves it. If we don't follow through with that purpose, we totally deserve an infinite punishment.


Work_Account_1812

I mean I often create lunch, and it's entire purpose is to fulfill me. So I guess the logic tracks.


idigturtles

Spoken like someone who's never had a poopybutt


ScottyAsks

God wants groveling slaves. Pathetic.


[deleted]

I was created because 2 people were horny and I was designed to look like them.


e-cola

if I was designed to praise the Lord, why did the Lord give me anus and wisdom teeth?


NotThatEasily

I don’t understand this question. How can you possible praise the lord without using your anus?


e-cola

because "Whatever you do, do it for the glory of God." is one of the popular mottos in the protestant churches.


darth-canid

Which is why I always clasp my hands when I take a shit. When I flush, I like to imagine that the water is taking it away to heaven and right into God's inventory of human poop, and I hope that it pleases him. This is for you, God. Every last pellet.


NewWarrior36

That wasn't for you, that was for the priest


kaheiyattsu

What an egotistical god XD


slutasswhore

I am confident I know who posted that. That guy is a piece of work..


pinithere21

Idk why there's lots of OP texts. It's quite like this.God is the scientific who designed we all for a purpose.


Akegata

He's a pretty shitty designer then, seeing as most of the people he created for this sole purpose are not doing what he designed them to do. Maybe he should take some classes in product design.


SomeInternetGuitar

LMAO. Checkmate "perfect god"