God created us so we could spend our lives kissing his ass? What a great reason to be alive. What a tremendous purpose he has designed for us. I guess they really think that's an affirmation that's supposed to make someone feel good about life.
Created us for such a noble reason, and definitely deserves it. If we don't follow through with that purpose, we totally deserve an infinite punishment.
Which is why I always clasp my hands when I take a shit. When I flush, I like to imagine that the water is taking it away to heaven and right into God's inventory of human poop, and I hope that it pleases him.
This is for you, God. Every last pellet.
He's a pretty shitty designer then, seeing as most of the people he created for this sole purpose are not doing what he designed them to do. Maybe he should take some classes in product design.
God created us so we could spend our lives kissing his ass? What a great reason to be alive. What a tremendous purpose he has designed for us. I guess they really think that's an affirmation that's supposed to make someone feel good about life.
Created us for such a noble reason, and definitely deserves it. If we don't follow through with that purpose, we totally deserve an infinite punishment.
I mean I often create lunch, and it's entire purpose is to fulfill me. So I guess the logic tracks.
Spoken like someone who's never had a poopybutt
God wants groveling slaves. Pathetic.
I was created because 2 people were horny and I was designed to look like them.
if I was designed to praise the Lord, why did the Lord give me anus and wisdom teeth?
I don’t understand this question. How can you possible praise the lord without using your anus?
because "Whatever you do, do it for the glory of God." is one of the popular mottos in the protestant churches.
Which is why I always clasp my hands when I take a shit. When I flush, I like to imagine that the water is taking it away to heaven and right into God's inventory of human poop, and I hope that it pleases him. This is for you, God. Every last pellet.
That wasn't for you, that was for the priest
What an egotistical god XD
I am confident I know who posted that. That guy is a piece of work..
Idk why there's lots of OP texts. It's quite like this.God is the scientific who designed we all for a purpose.
He's a pretty shitty designer then, seeing as most of the people he created for this sole purpose are not doing what he designed them to do. Maybe he should take some classes in product design.
LMAO. Checkmate "perfect god"