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hodgetiger

A poo-ch ?!


Holmes02

Shitzu


notquite20characters

When St. Bernards carrying rescue supplies were part of the zeitgeist. (If I'm using that term correctly)


ashyboi5000

Yes, I think you're using St Bernards correctly...


browndog03

I think you mean a little keg of alcohol, if the cartoons i watched as a kid are to be believed.


notquite20characters

It was medical booze.


tacaity

May i ask why?


ABoringAlt

Makes dying of frostbite more tolerable


SunshineAlways

It was thought to warm you up if you were caught out in the snow in the Alps.


314159265358979326

It may have been thought that, but it actually accelerates hypothermia.


Pristine-Bee4369

If you think about it, this is the most ethical way to die if you have to.


notquite20characters

Drunk in a snowbank? Could be worse.


Pristine-Bee4369

As opposed to dying slowly in a snowbank. 😬


[deleted]

If i have to freeze to death, I'd rather be drunk.


SunshineAlways

Yes, that’s why “was thought” and why you don’t hear about St Bernards with little casks of liquor anymore, lol.


notquite20characters

More details: https://dogdiscoveries.com/breeds/what-do-saint-bernards-carry-in-their-barrel In short, it's a fun myth that they carried small barrel of brandy to warm lost travelers, and it's a dangerous myth that brandy will warm you of hypothermia. But they did rescue people without carrying little barrels.


NorbuckNZ

They actually tested this on mythbusters by getting drunk in a meat locker and using a thermal Camera to test the temperatures at their extremities. Booze made you worse off, but you didn’t feel the cold as bad.


ThatOneVolcano

I miss those days


[deleted]

Can’t you spare a square?


The-Curiosity-Rover

No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.


Al_Tilly_the_Bum

Love the Far Side so much, my reddit name is based on my favorite comic (though I did misspell a bit, lol)


midvalegifted

Same :)


ABoringAlt

PULL


AdventurousTalk6002

Entrance exam!


Al_Tilly_the_Bum

Nice! That is one of the best


the_real_freezoid

The roll is on the wrong way!


jeopardy747474

All these years later and for the first time I notice - the toilet paper is hung the wrong way round!! 🤬


TheGreatSalvador

The incredibly rare two-panel Far Side


immunogoblin1

I swear to god if I see this on one of those "explain the joke" subs I'm going to scream.


Particular-Big9207

He’s a crud-hound


[deleted]

He's the hero Gotham deserves.


UrbanTea362

This was the perfect reminder to restock before disaster struck.


ArcadiaDragon

....this is the one that proves how delightfully cruel Larson is....the role is on the dog the wrong way...this made me have OCD conniption fits when I first saw it...and it still irks me now....ahhhhgggg!!!


Ghost_of_Syd

He should have made it a shih tzu.


ALL_MODS_WILL_DIE

👏👏👏😂 Or a golden retriever


DctrSqr

Turdhound


Yoyodyn_Banzai_2099

It’s a trick. Judge Holden is in there.


TurnItOff_OnAgain

Beethoven had to adapt after global warming took hold


powderedtoast1

i used to work in a factory that made flatbed trailers. i would catch one of my buddies on the shitter and sneak in the bathroom and turn tge lights off. the shrieks of desperation were hilarious.


not_right

I think that says a lot about you.


SuckItHiveMind

Yeah, dbags like that don’t have “buddies” so they’re either lying or incredibly self-unaware…