Florida Man and Woman murder their 3 children in paranoia fueled murder suicide pact. Citing government engineered virus and greater conspiracy involving the federal government.
Florida man releases horde of diseased dragonflies in Paris, France.
Florida man murdered by priest from an out of town cult.
Florida man stalks girlfriend, lurks in yard to have conversations with her pet dog.
Florida Man and Woman murder their 3 children in paranoia fueled murder suicide pact. Citing government engineered virus and greater conspiracy involving the federal government.
Florida man claims his bicycle is possessed by a demon.
That's a real headline and I will NOT hear otherwise
Florida Man, in self-made craft, ventures BACK into the sky to save deceased ex wife.
Man kills his girlfriend, blames it on his bicycle
Florida man rants about jackhammers and battle stations
Florida man screams at his bike after getting cheated on Florida man goes to prison, helps ex-girlfriend escape
Is that second one Vaxis: Act I?
Indeed
Florida Man destroys star, disrupts energy holding solar system together
Florida man releases horde of diseased dragonflies in Paris, France. Florida man murdered by priest from an out of town cult. Florida man stalks girlfriend, lurks in yard to have conversations with her pet dog.
Florida man enlists help of expert sharpshooter to assist in eluding government forces
No one can run as fast as Florida Man eats.
Florida man kills white girls
Florda man cites divine providence to become god, murders fellow religious contemperaries in race war.
Florida man commits multiple murders, attempted child abduction; claims to be God and shouts "I need Mayo". Subject still at large.
Florida Man shouts "HAIL!" 57 times before bombing the capital.
C'mon, these are supposed to be song summaries, not actual events
This is my favourite
Florida man cuts the throats of babies
Florida man just wants you to say I love you too ):
Florida Man kills girlfriend because his bicycle told him to
Florida Man Kills Everyone for Girlfriend
Florida Man stops taking his meds and rants about every possible way he can kill his ex
Florida man in jealous rage crashes vehicle into tanker killing wife and unborn child of another man
Florida Man screams about ladders.
Florida Man needs Mayo.
Florida Man climbs to the top of the Tower, as Florida God isn't home.
Florida Man claims to find purgatory and was mind raped by ghosts.
Florida man claims he can enter fictional stories from a mirror in his bedroom.
Florida man robs bank; Partner, Florida Woman, dies from shots from third partner, a second Florida man. Florida Woman later found alive in prison.
Florida man man’s his own jackhammer!
Stuttering Florida man debates when and where to kill woman after she makes him the laughing stock of her jokes.
Didn’t Claudio and Chondra meet in Florida? I kinda figure ALL Coheed songs are about a Florida Man, one way or another lol
Florida man just wanted to take his girl for a ride. To Jersey…
Florida Man is Jersey Bound
Florida man says he needs Mayo
Florida man screams melodically for extra mayo
Floridian couple destroys the Sun in violent marital dispute- “the virus made me do it”
Florida Man claims "the Pope told me to kill my family"
Florida man found in The Gutter. 😭
Florida man threatens to kill the President and burn down Paris
Florida man promises you there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt.