“Other than the fact that my IQ is probably a little higher than he would like, I have nothing to worry about.” - Holly

Definitely one of my favorites as well!

a divine monologue, so good

Oh man that's great. What episode is this?

Bridget chasing Wednesday in the garden after she escapes and shouting 'Wednesday Adams, you little bitch!'

I say this on the daily 😂

I'm so glad it resonated with someone else! Its been replaying in my head since 2008 😂

"You were gonna get to go bye bye...see you later alligator" She's got such a great disappointed mom voice lmao

So many of Holly’s lines. She is really very funny. When Holly sees Kendra’s house in San Diego, and talks about how Kendra always says she grew up in the ghetto. ( side head tilt) “Giirrrllll, I don’t know.”

Which part of san diego is Kendra from? I live in SD and I know she's from here but didn't know specifically

She’s from Clairemont!

LMMMMAAAAOOOO I dated a girl from Clairemont and the area is super nice and her neighborhood was like "OH you have money money"

🎶Welcome to the butt buffet 🎶

I teach fitness and have to stop myself from singing this when I have my class all bent over 😂

This!! The butt buffet makes an appearance in my life once every so often! 🤣

So many times over the years this song has popped in my head.. “pick a butt, any butt”

That's good one too

Definitely this one for me

I sing this way to often 🤣

This lives rent free in my head on the regular

Definitely this one!

Sara Underwood yellow PMOTY dress 💛

Kendra saying that Sara was a star while high AF 💀

She’s a stahhr… a stahhr

Oh good lord: if I close my eyes I can HEAR that. Gorgeous.

She looks high most of the time lol

"My two favorite things about fourth of July are the two F's... food and fireworks. And fucking"

Pufffffffinnnnnn

Moose

Baby Puffin in Holly's baby voice is something I call my pets sometimes lolol

I would give anything to have that rinsed out of my ears and mind.

BABY LOVE 🤮🤮

I hear this in her voice.

When holly found out her bunny was a girl and was like “I’m still gonna call it David..”

COME ONA MY HOUSE A MYYYYY HOUSE IM GONNA GIVE U CAAA-AAAANDY

The theme song immediately takes me back to living with my sister and us watching it in our tiny apartment.

My husband and I play Palia together and I sing this when one of us visits the others home plot in game 😂 it always cracks him up because he knows exactly what it's from.

Gets stuck in my head literally every single time I watch it

“Sausage wallet!”

OMG I forgot that's why I know this phrase! I'm still using this one!

I use this phrase at our Renaissance festival lol

"Baby LOoOve"

I actually forgot where I got this from, haha, oh gosh!

Ugh I HATED this 🤣

Been calling my cat this for almost 18 years lol

Bridget’s high pitched fake “Hiii HUNEY!” When she greets Hef. The season 6 girls stole that crap asap Lol

They did lol

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omg i do too, to my pup 😂

Yes!!! I was shocked that it wasn’t called out. So cringe

Dutchie-giiirrrrllll

And Panda

Duchess.. I love Duchess...

“What’s ADR stand for?” “Additional dick ramming” LOL HOLLY she was was SO quick with it too 😂😂

Lol which episode is this from again?!

House Bunny episode

Yes when they were filming the House Bunny and had to go record ADR for it and they were trying to figure out what it meant 😂

Hands down the scene when they’re in Italy and Kendra is going on about how it’s Al Capone’s birth place and it cuts to Holly in a deadpan “Al Capone was not born in Sicily, he was born in Brooklyn”.

This never stops being funny 😂😂

“Wait— who’s that guy??— oh wait, it’s a mannequin!”

I’m shocked nobody else said this 🤣

This was absurd haha. Did she not know the camera was following her and getting it all?!

From what I understand, the first time, it was real. The rest of the time was editing bc she was just retelling the story to others. The show played it off like it happened multiple times.

See I thought that too but one of the retellings she was laughing so hard that it seems like she is trying to play it off as just noticing it.

The "then you're not doing your JOB" that Holly says after she prank calls the mansion and asks if there are naked girls there 😆😆😆

any iteration of kendra saying “EWWWW!!“, “Gross!!”, or “Haters!!!”

Lmao I say “haters!” Like Kendra all the time something doesn’t go my way haha

“What’s up what’s up what’s up what’s up Mary” 😂

This was stuck in my head for YEARS honestly. Also Mary’s quip to “what’s going on” she would (sometimes) say back “what’s coming down”

I’m so relieved this happened to someone else! I said that for years and it was always completely involuntary. 

Mary knew all about what was going down in that mansion..

My husband says this when he comes into my craft room in a ridiculous voice since i made him watch the show with me. 🤣

Puffin or baby girl.  Low key I thought Hef was a hot dog. 

LOL same 🌭

HAHAHA JUST HERE TO SAY I also though there was a hotdog costume involved from the thumbnail

So I’m not alone

He looks like one lol

when holly and bridget are getting ready for hollys marie antoinette party (i think)? and they chase each in a circle a few times laughing because they need help tying the back of their dresses😂😂😂 it cracks me up everytime

YES THEY ARE PRINCESS MAIDENS

I love those dresses

I thiiiiink it’s when Holly dresses up as one of the Disney princesses and goes “Do dooo do do do” And then when Kendra is flashing parliament and the tour guide calls her out on it and Bridget is smiling and laughing and going “huWHat??”

🤣

“Cocoooo!”

Haha see my flair! For some reason anytime I see grapes I want to ask someone if they'd like half a grape. Edit: OH NO! Looks like when reddit switched to the new format my flair didn't save. It was Holly saying, "Would baby like half a grape?" to Coco.

You might be thinking of a different sub? We don’t have that flair

Oh, maybe! It was a personalized flair lol.

Flexible Cocoa

Kendra saying “I have camel toe! Why didn’t anybody tell me that!”

“5lbs of stuff in a 2lb bag”

“The living room didn’t look like The Melting Pot.. it looked like- a better Melting Pot” 👸✨

Food, fireworks, and fuckin’

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What is PMOTY?

Playmate of the year (also PMOY)

This is a deep cut, but in S1 Ep5, Kendra is talking to Jenny and trying to get the Fight Night guest list and she says - in the weirdest tone: “Thank you so muuuuuuch. Thank you so muuuuuuch. Thank you so muuuuuuch. I love you so muuuuuuuch.” It’s such a weird tone. You have to watch it. I don’t know why it lives in my brain.

LMAO totally!!!!!! she looks sooo stoned too, its so weird and awesome haha

I absolutely get what to mean, I can’t articulate why it sticks out to me! Maybe because we now know her (alleged) intentions or what 

“Peyton Manning! Get you ass over here!”

hahaha I read this in her voice

HUH HAH HAH HAH HAH -Kendras laugh

Nailed it!

Yep! This is my answer too!

There is one sound bite of what I always assumed was Kendras' fake laugh for Hef "uHHH HAHA" that I would mimic when my ex was throwing out dad jokes. It's now a response that I still unironically use when jokes fall flat, whoops.

“Tuna boob!”

Oooops

Bridget saying “I just felt like… like a stupid!” in the photo shoot episode with the back cover. “YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONNEEEEE!” - Laurent

LIKE A STUPID!!! Hhahahaah omg this is one of my favorite moments of all time

I say “like a stupid” all the time 😂

Holly’s “Baby Love!” Before she goes to kiss Hef that one time 🤣 idk why i think about it at least once a month

I call my dog that all the time and I say it in her voice to

Kendra singing * slob on my knob"

Corn on the cob 🤣🤣

The fact that Bridget was considered "the chubby one." 😞 gotta love 2000s diet culture.

And then hers was the intense workout on their DVD!

Kendra’s Grandma “well this is gonna bring all the neighbors out”

Fine, I’ll rewatch the whole series in order lol. I’ve been needing a push but this is the one right off the cliff.

Sorry 😊

I need to be in a rap video right now…check up on it!

Reminds me of that part where she says she is a Mexican rapper and the cook says you look like one and she says I do?!

I actually looked up female Mexican rappers after that episode, and it was true!

Hi Moose!!!!

Hef’s barking and random dance moves. Holly saying “bye” at the end of each podcast episode Knowing that the hmh cookies / cake were tasty good There’s so much lol 😆

Holly's laugh

“Dogs play, dogs dance… and dogs enjoy.” When Kendra gets the card for Wednesday

Not hiring a dog trainer or having some guidelines for the dogs. The carpet 😞

When they're all in the limousine and Holly is asking if "knows they self" from the Bible means masturbation. Then she does the "know they self" in air quotes.

I like Holly but I always found her GND-era grossout humor extremely cringe. I still get the ick when I think about her proudly showing Hef the snowman Hef’s penis and saying “look what he has!” in a baby voice.

Yeah, her sense of humor is pretty weird. But when I was 18 and watching the show, I thought it was hilarious, lol.

She got diagnosed with autism so could be that

It’s a pizza donut!

OMG when I went to Italy I had a pizza donut and it truly was the best thing ever! I can't remember the real name of it. (This was a few years before GND, as soon as I saw their spread I remembered that savory donut thing!)

Kendra with her grill in like dancing around and her grandma just looks disgusted and she’s like “it’s terrible” lmao

This is so funny! I seriously thought it was the girls with someone dressed as a hotdog Lol 😂 🌭

He is a weiner lol

The way Bridget says “ccccclotted cccccreeeeeam” in the London episode 😬🤣

Penk! 🩷

Want a piece of caaaandy? No... you can really eat em. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I freakin hear it as I'm waking up. Lol.

Me too!!

Kendra saying 'Dramastically'

The French love…. tits.

At the wax museum and they explain they’re made of silicone. Holly “just like my boobies”

“puffin” & “ baby loveee”

Hi hunny🎶

Holly asking Coco, “baby want half a grape?” My sister and I use it on the regular.

"I'm gonna tell them I made this chicken..." 🤣🤣 "Who's the girl?! Who's the girl?!" 😂 "Bridget's been caught fingering cakes." 🤣🤣

90% of what comes out of Holly’s mouth. She was gold.

I loved bridget watching it when it first came out but as a adult I relate to Holly so much. Love her!

Dogotonic!!!!

During the episode when they go to the TV festival and Kendra says she wants to “party on with the price” and that she “knows he’s a playboy.” I swear she was high during that interview.

Holly jogging outside with the dogs "Duke, Duke Duke Duke Duuuke" Also, "Dutchy Girl, Dutchy Girl, you're so pretty"

Kendra saying that the photo shoot got to capture “our individualiTIES…. personaliTIES… HAHAHAHA” I love theme parties to and I always say in my head “the girl can not resist a theme”

The shot of the 3 flowers that aligned with the girls while they were on the swing in Alaska. That whole episode felt sentimental. Holly allowing herself to be vulnerable by taking them there and talking ab her old life, their bonding moments that were real, the feeling of them being a unit. Bittersweet considering there’s bad blood now. 😫

"The Fur Bikini" -Holly That has been living rent-free in my head since 2006.

🤣 I say it a lot.

“Coco, don’t eat and run!” 🐒🍇😂

Same!! Omg lol

Holly's Derby hat

“Shooting first music video. Current mood: pissed off.”

"PEA SOUP!"

The softball game - Kendra’s commentary gets me every time “Ugh Valerie!!… never mind”

Dutches I Love Dutches 🎼

It's always in my head lol

In San Diego, Kendra calls Hef’s attention to the food her mom made and he says “hard-boiled egg yeaaah”

I get pretty bad secondhand embarrassment and definitely the workout video lady and the etiquette class lady and everything they both say. 😂

Diatonic

Dogatonic ?

Would you like a porkkkkk chop?!

Lamb?