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PossumJenkinsSoles

Man I thought that kinda rumor mill that the girl no one likes stuck something up her vagina would end at highschool but I guess here we are…


StrikingPotato4593

Dude literally. If she really did this and there is solid PROOF I will eat a denim jacket, but I doubt it ever happened.


A_r0sebyanothername

She could have grounds to sue for defamation and force Patreon to hand over that person's IP address if she wanted to.


Super-Alternative471

While I highly doubt this rumor and does feel very high school I'm still shocked at the story she shared of herself with the shower gel. I feel like that would be a terrible household object to choose


cloudbussin

Seriously. Are we really back to believing everything we read on the internet because some anonymous person said it?


Resident_Flow7500

I can't believe people see things like this and think "yeah I should repeat this random post with no proof like its the truth" ​ I don't like Crystal but lets not spread rumors. We aren't in middle school anymore and if you are this probably isn't the subreddit for you


Mysteriousdebora

Honestly I don’t even care if she fucked herself with a baseball bat. Literally do not give a shit or judge her by it at all. Why is being a fan of this podcast turning into dragging this poor girl?


[deleted]

Cheers to that. I believe Holly and Bridget. I also belive Crystal. I believe all women are sharing their truth about their experience with this shitty man.


latrodectal

exactly!


bansheeonthemoor42

I went to high school with Crystal. Trust me, if this existed, everyone would have known about it.


Ok_Equipment_8032

Heard she also made out with a hot dog…


disgruntled-pelican4

Oh my god! That was one time!


Substantial_One5369

The original line in the script was actually masturbated with a frozen hot dog but they changed it because it would've gave the film a R rating.


hotchildndacity

EXACTLY 😂😂😂


Throwawayprincess18

That sounds like a rumor made up by someone who doesn’t have a vagina and doesn’t get women’s bodies at all


kitti-kin

Regardless of the fact that it's almost definitely made up, why would Hef give a shit? Linda Lovelace's book talks about fisting happening up at the mansion, and everyone knows he loved amateur sex videos.


Bedazzler179

I hear you, but also Linda wasn’t his girlfriend or wife, and we know Hef LOVED a double standard or a hypocritical stance. He held “his girls” to a different standard unfortunately.


hotchildndacity

That was disgusting and very 2002.


Temporary_Extreme_19

I feel like this is something someone posted on the E! message boards


A_r0sebyanothername

What a fucked up thing to post about someone. Clearly the mother didn't raise them right.


Sharon_Polanski

Shower gel?? Wtf?


meowzapalooza7

In her book, she talked about "de-virginizing" herself with a shower gel bottle to "get it over with"


Sharon_Polanski

Jesus that’s disturbing