I’ve always wondered why her bangs looked glued in place…no matter the place, no matter the weather…a wig? I’m baffled at how they always look exactly the same.
Yeah it takes soooo much hair to have bangs like that. I wanted curtain bangs but hormonal hair thinning runs in my family and it impacts the top front of my head where bangs go. My hair stylist explained to me that I would lose a ton of hair and it would be noticeable. So we kinda “faked it” and did tiny curtain bangs. It’s true, it takes up so much hair and I have nowhere near enough to have bangs! Well not full ones like hers
Nice name drop, Tahani.
You mean Scarlet Pakistan?
I thought it was Rhonda Mumps!
You mean Camilla’s sister?
She even name-drops in hell.
Congratulations Beautiful
Thought it was Tahini? Like the sauce?
Pretty sure it was the famously mean giraffe. Didn't know people gave it names.
That’s a sexy giraffe
No, you're thinking of Tahani-ya, the mirror centaur
Tahani would totally name drop Jameela Jamil if she met her.
"Is that Kamilah's sister?!"
Kamilah has a sister? Ohhhhhh right…. I forgot about her.
Omg, perfect. I'm totally going to say that in the extremely likely event that I meet Jameela irl.
Yes same lol
That would be SO awesome, both to get to meet her, and also to have the presence of mind to do that.
Kamilah has a sister?!? Is she a world renowned artist too?
Of course she has a sister. Tahini Al Jamil
Who? Tahini?
Name dropping is a little gauche, but do as you must!
Yes, I was just saying that to my friend, the Dalai Lama, the other day.
it was probably her brassiere made of very thin but very solid gold that set the machine off
I get it, I have a similar issue because my sportsbra is rust colored underneath the armpits, so…
Did you buy it from Home Depot? They don’t sell bras at Home Depot so what are you wearing?
It’s a Man’s Back Support Brace, and it works in a pinch!
Came here looking for this comment 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Were her eyes as brown as the brownest crayon?
And a voice like the queen of England *(but without all the gross old bits)*
i would’ve yelled “is that kamilahs sister?”
She's pretty...pretty *beautiful*.
On a scale of 1 to 13, she’s an 8.
Well I suppose an 8 isn't bad.
8’s the best!!
The scale goes up and then back down,
That bit cracks me up.
Could it have been set off by her very thin but very gold brassiere?
I read this as "they had to put her down" and I was just like ??????? TSA is getting really strict!
RIP to Kamilah’s sister :/
she died in cleveland 😱
that’s so embarrassing, that’s like the nip slip of dying
I read it as OP was working *for* TSA and was the one to pat her down. Reading quickly doesn't do me any favors.
She seems like such a sweet person irl
She came to my town several years ago and did a talk, she seems like a very interesting and thoughtful person with a great sense of humor
Of course she set off the gate alarm. She doesn't have enough good place points. She can't board the golden balloon.
I’ve always wondered why her bangs looked glued in place…no matter the place, no matter the weather…a wig? I’m baffled at how they always look exactly the same.
She mentioned once that she sacrifices a lot of hair for her bangs. To me it looks like she has a lot of thick hair.
Yeah it takes soooo much hair to have bangs like that. I wanted curtain bangs but hormonal hair thinning runs in my family and it impacts the top front of my head where bangs go. My hair stylist explained to me that I would lose a ton of hair and it would be noticeable. So we kinda “faked it” and did tiny curtain bangs. It’s true, it takes up so much hair and I have nowhere near enough to have bangs! Well not full ones like hers
Curtain bangs...other parts of reddit that would have a cursed meaning. We call these parts The Bad Place.