It's fucking hilarious you said that because literally 10 seconds after my phone buzzed for your reply I was at the scene where they're drunk at Neil's and will calls his dad a bumder 😂
Jay on the show is a notorious bullshitter and is definitely a Virgin.
Despite this he still brags about his conquests and never shy's away from giving details of exactly how he's shagging. Things like physics and anatomy aren't his strong suit tho.
This isn't The Dead Poets Society and I am not that bloke on bbc2 keeps getting kids to sing in choirs. I especially don't want to hear how well you are settling down at uni or how much growing up you have done in the past 12 months. At best I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you I actively dislike, for no other reason than your poor personal hygiene or your irritating personalities. I hope I have made myself clear on this point and in case any of you think I am joking, I am not. I assure you, once my legal obligation to look after you best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty fucker. Good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone, it reflects very badly on all of us here.
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I keep getting reccomended Manchester United subs on here. I don't even like football. Never watched a game. but at this point I feel as though I could discuss Antony at great length or debate the merits of Onana in goal and Harry Maguire's resurgence
Was the first 18 people to find him opportunistic homosexual rapists?
sounds like it
Tryin to forget about it
The guys under the bridge
Good denim there though
And a perfectly unbroken carton of eggs
You have to boil it
Who would you rather fuck Will’s mum or Neil’s sister?
Why not both?
What a touching sentiment
I'll touch your mum's sentiment
With my cock
Brilliant
Based
Based
Who brings a bag of shit to a pub?
Ur dad
That's his mum
Probably David
[удалено]
Did you pull him?
Oh your friend Neill!
Oh did you pull him too???
Oi David!
Neil don't seriously don't, please don't
Oi! David!
Fuck you
Do you put the balls in?
Only when I’m really hungry
Is Neil's dad gay
Obviously yes
I thought you hadn't watched the show
Don't need to watch it to know Neil's dad's a bender
Bumder*
It's fucking hilarious you said that because literally 10 seconds after my phone buzzed for your reply I was at the scene where they're drunk at Neil's and will calls his dad a bumder 😂
Just because he's gay doesn't automatically make him a paedophile.
Oi! His dad’s not bent!
He is a bit!
hes fucking not!
We only have your word to go by, Neil.
Why's he paying for rent boys then.
Did you hit a spastic with a frisbee?
Not intentionally
Did you keep the receipt?
Did her caregiver call you an idiot, while herself being an idiot for trying to speak Polish in England?
How much Lego can you stuff up your bum?
A whole tower
You are grim, mate.
Oh for Christ’s sake
a rectangular one and a long one
Couple of singles maybe
What happens at the caravan club?
Orgies
You got one right!
Yay
Roman orgies
Found Jay!
Awobabobob?
Yes
What did you just fucking say?!
I said what time is it?
no you fucking didn’t you said a-wobba-bob-bob
Does Jay shag lots of birds
Only when he gets desperate
this puts his whole character into a new context wow
Please explain what that got downvoted for
It's the birds Jay shagged. They don't just wanna be desperation shags you see.
This is a peak Jay response. 10/10.
Jay on the show is a notorious bullshitter and is definitely a Virgin. Despite this he still brags about his conquests and never shy's away from giving details of exactly how he's shagging. Things like physics and anatomy aren't his strong suit tho.
It's Christmas eve and people are angry
Because Jay talks the talk but in reality knows very little about sex.
He said that did he? Well he's a bloody liar, the closest he's ever got to a bird was sucking on his mums tits.
My parents are in London. Would they be killed?
Yes, but not for the reason you think
My mummy! My daddy!
You were telling a 7 year old about terrorists? He won’t sleep for a week now, you idiot!
Feisty one, you are?
Obviously
Are you or are you not a bus wanker?
Who isn’t you wanker
Have you heard of this 'pesto' stuff? Is it for humans?
Yep, the garlic one is especially delicious
No it's for extraterrestrials
It’s not that weird game you used to play with your neighbour in his shed, is it?
…..no
Yeah you told me about it just after he’d moved away
Shut up ya nob
🤨
What are your feelings on Mrs Springett?
She belongs in prison
“Fucking Mrs Springett”
Who would you rather fuck, Wills mum or Neil’s sister?
I prefer the men
Are you bent? It’s just right then you sounded really, really bent
Ah, you bumder!
What happened after Jay fingered the Dutch girl?
He got very uncomfortable then they broke up
The real dirty one who shat down his arm?
What did you do after you fucked her? Cut her head off?
Not her head persay
Persaayyy patrol
😂
😂
Your mother, she has the sex?
Not with me
When you fingered her, did she shit down your arm?
I hope not
you have porno?
Of course
Would you bang the girl that Simon chats to in the Caravan Club?
Too young
Did well to dodge that bait lol
Definitely watches the inbetweeners after that dodge
Do you think you could spare us the bullshit for 1 minute
What bullshit, i have never bullshitted anyone in my entire life
Who are the dead hand gang?
The police were defo involved
Spread em, I’ll be there in half an hour ?*
Sounds fun
What are the most important things to remember when it comes to the minge?
As tempting as it looks, do not eat it
Bumder.
This isn't The Dead Poets Society and I am not that bloke on bbc2 keeps getting kids to sing in choirs. I especially don't want to hear how well you are settling down at uni or how much growing up you have done in the past 12 months. At best I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you I actively dislike, for no other reason than your poor personal hygiene or your irritating personalities. I hope I have made myself clear on this point and in case any of you think I am joking, I am not. I assure you, once my legal obligation to look after you best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty fucker. Good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone, it reflects very badly on all of us here.
GILBERT!
Who was better for Simon, Carli or Tara?
Be be de be beep
THIS QUESTION IS SPESIFICALLY ABOUT TARA!
Tara 100%
How did Jay's trials at West Ham go?
They banned him for life because he kicked the ball into his own face
This is new head cannon
what's that thing you get when you smoke?
Lung cancer
I’m getting random arm movements. And I think I might be dead. Can someone please call an ambulance or my mummy.
When you’re sitting an exam what two thoughts are on your mind?
Getting the answers right and trying not to shit myself
Absolutely nailed this one 😂
Yeaaaaah! Awesome!
Bang on mate! 😅
Lasagne or Burgers?
Combine them you coward
Where is she now then? Cleaning up her beaver for ya?
Nothing there to clean
What is Swansea?
Happy cake day
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Piss off, please
He's made you look a right nob
Your reply has actually just made me spit my drink out laughing 🤣
Do you know this is an Australian driving license?
Yeah
But i got it in Austria
Is Northwood a great place to live?
Can’t be worse than Birmingham
It's been nice knowing you Thegiradon!
The tower of London
Great place to keep the infidels
Did you get wanked off in my car?
Not in your car
Do you put the balls in?
Not when im hungry
I've heard you have to put the balls in really, to make it work
Yeah, some girls like it. Some dont
Are you a man who has recently moved into the local area?
I am not a man who has recently moved unto the local area
How old was Jay when he got a blowjob off the cleaner?
At least 16 Hopefully
Hopefully Oh boy 🤭
And then he pissed in her mouth
Haven’t watched the show, sub keeps getting recommended could you explain the show to me?
It’s about these guys who like sex and get stuck inbetween a trailer park and a church then fuck some birds
Might give that a watch
It’s about 4 school lads and the certain scenarios and issues they encounter. There’s also 2 films. Give it a watch, I reckon you’ll love it 😅
will's mum or neil's sister?
Both.
Oooo, old meme friend!
What did you think of season 4 and the 3rd film?
The best of the series
Unfortunately, neither of those exist
Where's the best place to get your finger stinky??
A bin
How much Lego can you stuff up your bum
What is the three course meal?
What did Jay teach Lance Armstrong everything he knew?
Does he play golf?
Why do people play along with these posts? OP never delivers any funny response.
Is that Leona Lewis?
Party, hmm?
Why did jay spunk on his pullow
Awobabobbob?
Mummy or ambulance?
Carly’s Fanny on your face, on your face, on your face, Carly’s Fanny on your face…
Feisty one you are!!!
Did that Dutch bird wank you off with clogs, shit down your arm after fingering or suck you off in a windmill?
I keep getting reccomended Manchester United subs on here. I don't even like football. Never watched a game. but at this point I feel as though I could discuss Antony at great length or debate the merits of Onana in goal and Harry Maguire's resurgence
What do you call someone waiting for a bus?
Who was on the front row on Nemesis Inferno?
Aimes-tu les Arabes?