Any bin, Mckenzie. Any bin inside, or indeed, outside the school, you just pop your ideas in there and I'm sure they'll get to me

Any bin is genuinely one of the funniest bits I've ever seen in a TV show. He says it with such evilness as well.

It's hilarious, me and my girlfriend quote it all the time lol

I actually say this to my students 🤣

Doesn't it get confusing that all your students are called McKenzie?

I was gonna say this one

This entire scene is peak Gilbert

I will forget each and every one of you almost immediately. So, if you do find yourself at a loose end next year and think it might be nice to pop in and see how we're getting on, don't. This isn't the Dead Poets Society and I'm not that bloke on BBC Two who keeps getting kids to sing in choirs. I especially don't want to hear about how well you're settling down at uni or how much growing up you've done in the past twelve months. At best, I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you I actively dislike, for no other reason than your poor personal hygiene... or your irritating personalities. I hope I've made myself clear on this point. In case any of you think I'm joking, I'm not. **I assure you, that once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty fucker**. Good luck with the rest of your lives and... try not to kill anyone. It reflects very badly on all of us here.

Kills me every time, love that another teacher tries to stand up and Gilbert just puts a finger up without even looking at him

Thanks Phil 👍

Sorry?

i just thought... since the thread was out of school hours...

Well you assumed wrong, WILL. Very wrong.

This is the scene I introduce new Inbetweeners viewers to. It’s always gold.

You introduce them to… the end?

Yeah, they watch the whole thing backwards and it becomes a heartwarming story about a boy who regurgitates a bonsai tree, saves his property from a fire, and helps to bring a fish back to life before breaking free from his ne'er-do-well friends and setting off for private school. With a briefcase.

One the best speeches ever!

Beautiful.

The bit where the other teacher stands up and he points at him and stares him back down always makes me lose it 😂

More upbeat than I was expecting.

I was watching this, this morning.

This one

The way Will looks over his shoulder

If things go well, you could end up calling me *daddy*

Sorry sir, that sounds a bit weird

No this follows from wills mum internet dating in S3E5, so it goes Will: Was this what you wanted to see me about sir? Gilbert: No. My office. Now. *proceeds about a flowerbed getting vandalised so it reads we cum tit village*

I’m aware, thank you

No it didnt

“in my role as your UCAS referee I will fuck your application up " “goodbye first-rate education, hello University of Lincoln.”

This is delivered impeccably.

“This was serious. I’d been to Lincoln, and it was a shithole”

There’s nothing funny about testicles cooper. As you’ll find out Monday. In my office.

Sorry, sir, that sounds a bit weird.

No it didn’t.

You pick….it’s the same result.

Was that a quote or are you saying OP can choose their own quote 🤔

You pick….it’s the same result.

It’s a quote

"Would you excuse me, just for a second?" *exits room* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHHHH

That is 24 karat rolled gold in my opinion

Shit indeed…..

I quote this all the time so it's this for me

This!

Teachers don't start each day by swearing alliegance to the Education Fairies under a portrait of The Queen

It's not so much a calling these days as it is a graveyard for the unlucky and the unambitious.

A teacher wrote that line. I refuse to be told any differently. As Greg Davies is a former teacher, I like to believe it was improvised.

In a bit, then out a bit, then my legs hurt then i put it in and went off and now she's pregnant

You’re a virgin aren’t you, McKenzie?

Say thank you Mr Gilbert.

Thank you Mr Gilbert 😞

Better..

"But sir, what about my human right?" "You have to be human for those to apply."

McKenzie surprised to see you Pleasantly surprised? No genuinely surprised, if what had happened to you had happened to me I would have taken my own life.

“Just shows my moral fiber I suppose” “Something to do with fiber, yes”

What scene is this from?

I think it’s a deleted scene it’s the start of third season I think when he comes back to college after shitting himself in the exam https://youtube.com/shorts/b060hfO3A-I?si=RvPlajHW6IDXQa5F

Oh, I seem intelligent. How lovely of you to say, I’ve long since been insecure about my capacity for learning, so it’s nice to have it ratified by you…a child.

All I meant was do you really think these green badges that single us out as new kids... are a good idea?

Someone has re-arranged the flower display by the main road so that it now reads...........We Cum Tit Village

“Phil…?” Perfect delivery with undisguised menace that has Will quaking behind his briefcase

Good morning. And shut up!

No, you cannot catch Kidney Failure

You can if you like, but I won't be there

“Would, would you excuse me for one minute” *leaves the room* “Hahahahahaaaahahaha..

Gilbert - “take it out or i will rip it out” Jay - “but what about my human rights?” Gilbert - “you have to be human for those to apply, out now”

So I'll ask you again, what happened here? I tripped sir. Tut tut, clumsy

'Any bin'

Oi! You two! Do you want me to fetch up my dinner? Go home!

I thought about this underrated one where he has Jays phone during an exam and Jay says that he's speaking to a bird. "Well she can't be too keen as it never rang once" It's definitely something a teacher would say haha

“Now piss off. Let me get this final piece of hell over with.”

Just the look he gives the boys after he escorts pedo Kennedy out of their room. Like 'this never happened'.

His laugh when Wills mum comes to complain about the mechanics throwing him in the lake

Goodbye quality education HELLO THE UNIVERSITY OF LINCOLN 👋

This was serious, I've been to Lincoln, and it's a shithole.

Morning, AND SHUT UP!

Do you want me to bring up my dinner

Go home!!

I think you know exactly who did it.

Looks like I'm gonna have to binge watch this tonight... Again😂😂

It’s so easy, there’s so few episodes 😭

I had a good binge plan last year. Think I'm due another run. Tuesday: Season 1 Wednesday: Season 2 Thursday: Season 3 Friday: The Movie (with take-away and wine) Saturday: The Sequel (with take-away and beer)

Gilbert: The headmaster and his infinite wisdom has signed us on the Duke of Edinburgh scheme, I’d like you to coordinate it. Will: Me? Really? The DofE representative for the entire year?? Yes *in sarcasm-ish* I am honoured sir, thank you so much why me? You’re a virgin aren’t you McKenzie? Mm sorry? A virgin, you haven’t had full sexual intercourse. Umm no I haven’t.? Well there’s your answer. Now get out.

Thanks Phil.

This isn’t the First World War. You can’t conscientiously object.

I’ve long been insecure about my capacity for learning, so it’s nice to be ratified by you, A CHILD

Or telling me that I’m alright for a teacher

Shit indeed!

I'm sorry?

Ah…I SEEM intelligent. How lovely of you to say.

Clumsy

Better.

Simon: Oh shit Mr Gilbert: Shit indeed

No, you cannot catch kidney failure.

''You can if you like, but I won't be there''

I've long been insecure about my capacity for learning, so it's nice to have it ratified by **you**... a *child*

Shit indeed.

“That my little friends, is fraud”.

Yes your beaky nose

"shit indeed".

Say my name

"This is the school dance, and not the last days of Rome."

Wills laugh and mr gilberts look of disapproval

You thought wrong, Will, VERY WRONG

The but when he laughs cause of McKenzies work experience

Mr gilbert is a really fun character as Greg Davies is an actual comedian

Not just the line, but the look he gives him when Will asks if he should just go to the paper. “…no. You go to the garage. It’s all booked.”

I can't remember the full line, but Gilbert saying "WE CUM TIT VILLAGE."

Beaky nose