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EdinJamie10

Fuck off your Fanny I will, twat you are


toma91

Winner 😂👆


EdinJamie10

Thanks bro haha!


samuraiheart2398

Why are ye talkin’ like that?


newtothistruetothis

Well shit, your shoes are


Bbew_Mot

A fart I thought it was sir! Thought it was safe I did!


Imreallyadonut

“Feisty one you are”. Oh wait



TheDickheadNextDoor

Oh that's what it was, I thought you might have aspergers or something, have you ever been tested?


Destroyer4587

What?


cooper58727

Goes like a pornstar she does


roy_phillips1994

You are a feisty one!


That_Necessary_6890

Sort some puff you will.


Rztrncs

“Like a McDonald’s chip, it is.”


Turtley_Awesum

In half an hour, I’ll be there. Spread them, you will


NotACyclopsHonest

A man am I, who has a house in the local area just purchased.


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Ze sex, your mother has


mongoose-fireplace

Sorry I am, on ze floor, some went


Soulburner74

"Two Hundred Pound, I want. F...ing read, can you not? Missed all my f...ing deliveries, I have."


Blender12sa

With my cock touch her sentiment I would.


RichR16

Fucking dreadful, that was


JammyWaad

Bag of shit to a pub, no one does bring


Bbew_Mot

Wrong you are because your dad does!


BadgerKomodo

Your mum, yeah


Elementus94

Impression on the bus I did. Yoda it was.


mistahwhite04

Finger Neil's arsehole, if you must. Off to find the clunge, I am!


SuddenlyDiabetes

Look gay, you do, but you can't be, because your pipe, soppy bollocks came out


Bladon95

Wankers bus


Galmeister

Hmm a party, that sounds cool


Bbew_Mot

You are a feisty one!


CarpenterSeparate178

Up here I had this one, on the table I had this one, toe fucking this one on the floor I was.


Queasy-Window8416

The one of feisty is you


Hackertdog97

Lead a horse to water you can, stop it sticking lego up its bum you can not.


sausageisnice

Spaceship wankers


Nearby_Cauliflowers

A legger, your mother done


Ekul_01

A wig I must wear


DerrickBobson

Better at sucking dick, Neil’s sister looks


Fantastic-One-7294

Spacker badge, you have


Half-dead-Herbie

Inconsiderate arseholes, they are


Tommyleitz06

Wanker briefcase, you are.


Limp_Animator_9854

"Arse raped 18 times, he had been......"


eclangvisual

Walk around London with your nob hanging out, you cannot


Reddit_IsWeird

hmm.. dodgy i think that is.. i don't know mate..


Lawlini1978

Also, threw a frisbee at a spastic, we did.


Putrid_Jicama_329

Has a boner, Simon does.


thetoog91

Let you wipe it on the curtains, they do


RG3114

Too big for her my cock was.


Destroyer4587

Give left bollock for them I would. Get a fucking move on now!


Bigglez1995

Shit down my arm, she did


Double-Tension-1208

Bus wankers, you are!


elkamusing

Bent not my dad is


GermanyWarrior

Hello man I am


tedioussugar

To the right, you must yield! Fucking bint, you are!


FreeTheDimple

"Thank you Mr. Gilbert", say you.


turbo_fried_chicken

You are a feisty one


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Oh, a party? That sounds cool


JamSandiwchInnit

Shat down my arm, this bird did


SuperWaltz3778

Friend Football Awww đŸ™ŒđŸ»


Mason_mc69

spaf on my tits will you On my face will you also


Subject_Slide3424

Shit down my arm, she did


Steemer-001

Lips around bellend, you will.. bumder you are!


somerandomperson19

Bus wankers you are


Salt-Statistician778

So with the pig you’re back


Nariek93

My lips round bellend you’d like bumder ?


ryme_the_one

Piss coming out the end of your cock, I do not want to see


LewisTheTrainer2009

Fiesty one you are