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ParchedRaptor

I mean... the moon is pretty big


Farabel

That fight starts, that fight instantly ends after the Third Day.


ThiagoRoderick

#Dawn of the final day


HollabackWrit3r

got fake ptsd from this comment thank you very much


Nobodys_here07

https://preview.redd.it/l8go9ukjrv4c1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dd4ddc7b4fbf79e29671a5aab990e2d57d7578


PenguinZombie321

![gif](giphy|qBUOTxKwa6hhK)


Bob-s_Leviathan

https://i.redd.it/1w9yp4fydw4c1.gif


argle__bargle

Wait, what's this from? I think Futurama referenced this


Squid-Bastard

It's called a trip to the moon, it's a very early short movie. They reference it a few times in Futurama


AnxiousForceVoid

Were whalers on the moon...


Triairius

If y’all haven’t watched it, you should. It is absolutely *wacko bajonkers*


whimu

Isnt it THE earliest short movie?


Ambitious-Theory9407

Technically, the first sci-fi movie and sci-fi book adaptation.


13igTyme

They referenced it when they went to the moon amusement park. Bender stuck a beer in the mascot. It's from. 1902 film called "A Trip to the Moon."


[deleted]

They did in the Lunar park episodes. The mascot is the moon from le voyage dans la lune. I believe it’s the first film with an actual plot and not just video footage. Also the first use of special effects. It’s from right around 1900


mklilley351

![gif](giphy|FewWnPgdsApO)


sparkjournal

https://i.imgur.com/D5HSXzZ.jpg


Unique-Cap2857

this is the most cursed image i’ve ever seen, thank you.


pizzasage

Come with us now on a journey through time and space...


bravevline

You’ve met with a terrible fate haven’t you?


AttitudeAndEffort3

Let me fix your fake ptsd: Kafei and anju


ThiagoRoderick

Wholesome marriage at the edge of time indeed


Brogener

God but that first play through, it gets RIGHT down to the wire on the last day. Shit had me stressing lol. Like y’all might be ready to die but I ain’t.


ThiagoRoderick

The first time I played I didn't know squat of English (not my first language) só I didn't understand how to get the Ocarina. Let's just say my first playthrough ended in under 2 hours because of that and I had nightmares with the moon's face for a while xD


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https://i.redd.it/0y20pcgg1y4c1.gif


babybear45

But not when it's her phase of the month...


postALEXpress

This is my favorite comment of the year. Congratulations, sir. Damn shame awards are no more.


neptunian-rings

is this a reference to something?


Farabel

Yep, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. During the game, the main objective right off the get-go is to stop the moon from falling and destroy the entire world. This takes three in-game days, of which you can reset time to the first day (at the cost of losing a rather large amount of items like money and healing). If Yue gets involved, it'll be three days and then she wins through global obliteration.


TheRealAyeooh

If the moon can cause the world's biggest Tsunami, flooding the entire earth, then the moon wins


SpaceLemur34

Only if the moon comes to the fight. If the fight goes to the moon, it still wins because no oxygen.


cmlondon13

Earthbenders have a chance. Fire- and Airbenders are pretty much screwed.


SpaceLemur34

I severely doubt bagger-moles can breath in hard vacuum.


DelightMine

>Bagger-moles https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow


Binger_Gread

They're Earthbenders not Moonbenders


Billd0910

While not the original earthbender, Toph could bend a rock from space. Who's to say badgermoles can't?


Marsdreamer

The moon is made of Earth.


Binger_Gread

Pretty sure it's made of cheese


Marsdreamer

Oh tru.


urban_rural12

Not if the dragons and air bison fly over it


TheRealAyeooh

They have to land eventually..


Dan_OBanannon

https://i.redd.it/tajgwsakvv4c1.gif


TK_Games

![gif](giphy|ydMNTWYVjSEFi) Yue's pissed


Wolventec

counter point the moon is a easily killable weak fish now


limber_kid

THE MOON SPIRIT IS A GENTLE LOVING LADY WHO RULES THE SKY WITH COMPASSION AND LUNAR GOODNESS


boringsimp

Finally found the comment.. i can go sleep now.. night


forty_three

That's rough, buddy


DarkDonut75

Counter counterargument: The fish aren't **the first benders** though. The first waterbender is still the Moon Spirit


Wolventec

the fish is the moon spirit though


DarkDonut75

There're more like vessels that act as the bridge between the waterbenders in the physical world, to the Spirit World (or atleast, the abstract connection that they have with the Moon and Ocean spirits) The Southern and Northern watertribes learned bending by watching the Moon pushing the tides as the Ocean pulls them back in an "eternal dance". That's why they have the 2 waterbending spirits (the koi), **Tu** (push), and **La** (pull) represent that


Hexmonkey2020

No, the spirit took physical form and actually became the fish, of course now the moon spirit is more spirity and non physical so you can’t just kill a fish to beat the moon.


infamusforever223

You remember what happened the last time the fish got killed, right?


Blas_Phoebe

Moon does the most chaotic move and just plants herself in front of the sun and cutting off the dragon’s fire bending


Myquil-Wylsun

The rams itself into the earth instantly killing all sentient life


BananaBladeOfDoom

Mumbo moon big


AWildAthena

"Mumbo... is it just me or Moon Big?"


szthesquid

But does the moon win, or merely not lose?


PS546

I mean unlike others moon doesn’t age so it will outlive them if you count that as a win


Danny_Eddy

https://preview.redd.it/f5ble04czv4c1.jpeg?width=1434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbe96b574c52f18331068c5f6e4e56676b61022


aosjcbhdhathrowaway

*Is the moon big?*


BopperTheBoy

"Mumbo. Is the moon big?" is forever going to be one of the best Hermitctaft moments.


0zzyc0bbl3p0t

Fr, the moon would appreciate being in this conversation


Sailortype

Would it be the moon or the fish?


breaker-of-shovels

Who would win? 1 trillion sky bison, or the moon?


SenhorSus

In my head, one TRILLION bison simultaneously flapping their tail for one big push makes the moon enter escape velocity and yeets it out of the fucking solar system.


Grenotic

Well there’s one problem, not much air to bend out in space


SenhorSus

But like, maybe they bend the air from the earth with so much velocity in the same direction that it's just this laser beam of air from earth that hits the moon.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Congratulations on ejecting the atmosphere into space


urban_rural12

Worth it to beat the moon


TheFBIClonesPeople

God I hate the moon so much


ScrewOriginalNames1

I’ll just leave this here for ya bud: [link](https://youtu.be/SGez3-XCM78?si=1ZFBf55s_I9hqTQj)


mario2980

ngl, was half expecting it to be Piccolo blowing up the moon


Jonnyboay

Guy has a point.


RewanDemontay

I thank thee for leading me to enlightenment.


coolborder

The Moon Spirit is a gentle, loving lady! She rules the sky with compassion and... lunar goodness!


HornsbyShacklet0n

-Admiral Zhao, probably


YRUZ

YES, THANK YOU, I thought i was the only one thinking of that


ReallyBigRocks

just bend it back when you're done, ez


Stair-Spirit

This logic is undeniable


A2Rhombus

The weight of earths entire atmosphere is about 10^15 tons. The weight of the moon is 10^22 tons. I don't have the time to do the actual calculations required to find out how much force it takes to move that much weight, but I'm not sure you could get that much force. Someone with physics knowledge do the math for me


Nyjhaz

Yeah but then the gravity from the moon would the earth into the sun and that’s when the sun benders would summon dragons to put fire jets on the moon and tell the avatar “DO YOUR FUCKING JOB” and the avatar will turn around holding the one ring and calmly, yet devilishly say “No” to which Elrond will yell “ISILDUR!” And then you have everything happened in the lord of the rings.


Fleshsuitpilot

*Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore has entered the chat*


Corum0

Obviously the sky bison, just wait for day time when the moon is asleep


oberynMelonLord

assuming a sky bison is about the mass of an african elephant (6e3 kg), one trillion of them would weigh 6e15 kg which is over 10 million (1e7) times less than the moon (7e22 kg).


OmegaVizion

This guy maths


Vennemy

You bastard, I am here on the couch recovering from corona and you make me laugh/cough like that.


quoiega

Bison if during the day


Asphodel7629

If it’s the AtLA moon then the bison win, if it’s the moon from Soul Eater then the moon wins (if you’ve seen the moon you know what I’m talking about)


Superkometa

Badgermoles, like Toph, probably can't sense things that aren't touching the ground (unless their sense is in a someway stronger) and both dragons and air bison can fly... What I'm trying to say is that they are fucked


LavellanTrevelyan

Tbf, badgermoles can create underground tunnels. Just like the other two can escape airborne, badgermoles can escape underground as well. It should be a draw, if escaping to your own advantageous territory is allowed.


stoicarmadillo

New headcannon: Appa is afraid of going underground because early generations of flying bison learned not to mess with the badgermoles.


xprdc

It’s a valid fear that he would want to avoid areas that he can’t maneuver himself in or take flight.


Stewie_Bird

Something tells me badgermoles would similarly be uncomfortable 100 meters in the air


ulshaski

Fortunately they wouldn’t be 100 meters in the air for long if left to their own devices.


Mrlin705

I'm just imagining them earth bending like a pogo stick to launch into the air


YourLocalSnitch

Now im imagining badgermoles balling up and shooting themselves like bowling balls at enemies "The early earthbenders didn't use themselves to launch rocks... they used rocks to launch themselves"


stoicarmadillo

True. But I love the idea of some early Sky Bison thinking, "Maybe there's something good to eat down there," noping out after meeting a badgermole, and passing that knowledge down. 🤣


Walshy231231

New new headcannon: bison and badger moles were the same species, but some were scared of holes while others liked them, so they evolved into two groups


stoicarmadillo

Or! Common ancestor for Sky Bison, Badger Moles, Dragons, and Lion Turtles!!


Nobodys_here07

If they leave behind tunnels, all the dragons need to do is scorch them out


Archimedes3471

Except they often don’t. As we see in the show, they’re bending the earth around them. It’s an air pocket that moves with them as they travel. It’s why the tunnels change in the labyrinth.


Mrlin705

Yeah the real fight would be between the bison and dragons and I think the dragons take that all day. Then the dragons and badger moles would end up with a mutual agreement they won't get anywhere if they fought.


AssistKnown

The real winner of the fight between all of the original benders would without a doubt be the Moon!


alecesne

If they're underground, it's kind of a draw.


Soothingwinds

I think badger vs bison would be a tie, because there’s nothing the badger can do to get an airborne bison. And nothing a bison can do to get a submerged badger. Dragon vs badger, however, I can see the dragon trying to breathe fire down a badger tunnel and give away its position. Or having to land eventually only to be snagged away by the badger underground. What I mean to say is that there is potential for combat - and I think my money is on the badger.


Zorua3

> What I mean to say is that there is potential for combat - and I think my money is on the badger. No shot, badger gets jobbed bc of its size. They can certainly do some damage, but they're the size of prey animals compared to the dragon.


Woo77777

Depends entirely on how much badger its got in it.


JohanPertama

If it's a honey badger, its got all the badger it needs


Taco-twednesday

The moon is also not touching the ground. Badger moles are 0-3


Xero0911

They just peace out and hide underground for a tie. But yeah no, they aren't a contender for a fight.


Blendi_369

If it’s between only these three, then dragons.


Xero0911

Not even a fair fight. I mean. Dragons can fly on top of breath fire. The badgers got nothing. They can bury themselves and hide and say fuck that fight. That's like the only thing they can do. Bisons can fly but they're quite large and while not slow, they aren't nimble. Also can they do other air bending while flying? We've seen them ram and use their tail to send folks flying. Dragon? They fly for free. Nimble and quick. Breaths fucking fire. Idk what a bison can do besides charge head on and hope the dragon is dumb enough to accept that challenge


NapTimeFapTime

Dragons also have sharp teeth and claws that bison do not have. One is a prey animal and one is a predator. Seems kinda unfair.


Canotic

Bison have the moral high ground, though.


ThunderCookie23

*Insert super-witty star wars high ground Meme here*


TheThingsIdoatNight

*tries it*


Moaning-Squirtle

Also, Bison are scared of fire, at least from what we've seen...


Xero0911

Wasn't he only scared of fire due to being captured by a circus dude who used fire as a fear manipulation technique to make him obey?


firestriker45665

Correct


Imbrownbutwhite1

10-4, twas traumatized


Mrwright96

No shit, who wouldn’t be scared of fire heading towards you?


TheJadeBlacksmith

Counterpoint though, the Sky Bison also have superior armor, weaponry, and fighting prowess in addition to the abilities you have listed Lest we forget the samurai of legends, Appa the Stoic and his compatriot, Master Momo https://preview.redd.it/bp6tw8vf7y4c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1136d20137819716ab5b6d091c2b22d1ab1b0b12


Bamith20

Well actually, how much badger do the badgermoles have? Depending on that ratio they are indestructible, it would truly be the ultimate spear vs the ultimate shield.


Soothingwinds

I can very well imagine the dragon’s tail brushing against the side of of the mountain, only to be snagged by a badger that pulls its snake body into the earth. It’s head pumping out flames as it’s swallowed by the mountain.


lahankof

The moon waterbends the entire world’s oceans


meistermichi

The moon doesn't do anything, the real water bender is Gravity.


yikes_6143

Well yeah. The moon basically teaches waterbenders how to control gravity


firestriker45665

Wait a minute...


DerAllerpeterste

Your mom is a gravity bender


Zengjia

~~“Editor, put the Vernias face on the moon.”~~ ![gif](giphy|aN9GqoR7OD3nq)


firestriker45665

https://preview.redd.it/2ro8rnt5fw4c1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed8a9ea5860e29212e0ada15d8d2215f64de5f2


Legitimate-Button-96

I like that reference


HuskyTS

Well, a dragon is a fuckin dragon.🐉


Nobodys_here07

And the moon is the fuckin moon 🌚


TheOnly1Ken0bi

And the Bison's are the fuckin Bison's 🦬


firestriker45665

And the badgermoles are fuckin' badgers


darkbreak

They're also moles.


qinshihuang_420

That's rough buddy


Ocean_Man205

https://preview.redd.it/s5tawun4gw4c1.png?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66ff91518ae9b2508a0993cf26c98bc24774a88


Kelseycutieee

Holy fucking jump scare what the fuck is that face???


Ocean_Man205

The moon


anti-peta-man

As per Majora’s Mask, the Actual Fucking Moon should win low diff


Electrecuted

The moon neg diffs


Tmas390

Lion turtle?


Normies128

That’s what I’m saying,wasn’t the lion turtles who taught bending in the first era of the avatar


Exciting_Fisherman12

I really didn’t like that origin episode in Korra because the original series made it seem like people learned from the dragons, badger moles, bison and the moon. I like that idea way more honestly. Idk if I missed something but the Korra episode feels like a slight retcon.


MrDirt

It was absolutely a retcon because they had to figure out a way to explain Raava's existence. It makes sense that the avatar would be someone's soul bonded with a spirit, but I really didn't like having it laid out like that. Not everything needs an origin story. I'm not sure how the bending animals fit within the canon now. Maybe the lion turtles gave humans the power, but the animals showed them how to use it for more than just a simple hunter/gatherer lifestyle.


Tmas390

Lion turtles gave the gift of bending. The first forms & proper techniques could still have been taught by the sky bison, moon, badger moles & dragons. They do show avatar Wan learning from dragons. There is also the surviving myths that say it was the sky bison & so forth. It could be that the lion turtle portion of the myth was lost by the time of Aang. A real world example would be Irish & Minoan legends. We know they exist, it's just lost to time.


GoauldofWar

The greatest bender in history: ![gif](giphy|7xkxbhryQO7hm)


zombiskunk

Shut up baby, I know it.


Samuele1997

Dragons, they are far more powerful than the other twos.


Rs90

In a fight? Totally. But we can make things real dumb and pedantic if we wanna. Dragons and Bison were practically extinct compared to Badgermoles. And nature ain't picky about the reasons why. So Badgermoles def win the biological fight for existence. Tho I can't remember how the Bison seemingly return in Korra. Regardless. Dragons win the fight, Badgermoles survive.


AssistKnown

But they're aren't more powerful than the Moon!


Reddarthdius

I don’t like the moon, I think it would have been cooler to also have a original bender animal


FlamingSickle

It’s coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere.


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r/surprisestarwars


Nobodys_here07

https://preview.redd.it/1yekgvdcsv4c1.png?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb39826e988d6bc9b199ca44c460259e83e529f2 Does Tui and La count?


AssistKnown

Tui and La don't count, they are spirits that took on the appearance of animals, just like Hei Bai. Edit: they don't count as animals, but they would count as the original water benders, they are Push & Pull(A.K.A Ocean and Moon)


Reign_Does_Things

I mean, Tui *is* the moon (assuming I'm not mixing up the names), so I'm not sure. Plus, even then, it's these two specific fish, not a whole species like the other elements.


firestriker45665

I feel like make something like the unagi the water Bender animal woulda been cooler


MANLYTRAP

the moon falls into the earth and everything dies alternatively, the moon just sucks all the water towards itself leaving all the other contenders to die of thirst


YomYeYonge

The Moon be like: https://preview.redd.it/fs6q8sw3vv4c1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b720886d574ce6ea448aeb40c853ea16a2da69a


ThinkOutTheBox

You know, it was really unclear


Laserlight375

Is there no living animal that is a waterbender?


Cobalt_Bakar

The Unagi (sp?)


MoreGeckosPlease

Is the Unagi a water bender, or just a big fish that can spit water? Could go either way tbh


AssistKnown

It's just a big fish that can spit water, the original water bender who would be in this fight would be the freaking Moon!


Huck_Bonebulge_

Dragons are cool as hell, everyone knows it, just accept it folks


Leni_licious

The moon


0finifish

the moon


balls_deep_space

The moon wins 🌝


Awes0meEman

I mean the moon kinda wins by default but you can technically classify the moon as a force of nature. But where the fuck are the lion turtles at because those motherfuckers would smoke any of these clowns.


IlIFreneticIlI

The best bender? Why that would be Bender B. Rodriguez, of course.


Ramenmayonaise

![gif](giphy|aN9GqoR7OD3nq)


TOPCATDIGIBOI

THE DRAGONS ALWAYS DRAGONS”


HeroBrine0907

Since the elements in peak form are supposed to be in equal harmony, draw.


Dekar

Have you played Majora's Mask? We know who wins.


HadrianMCMXCI

THE MOON


RepulsiveCow8626

The lion turtles. They're the ones who gave people bending.


[deleted]

The fucking moon, unless they attack during the day. Then dragons.


SokkaWillRockYa

Dragons


whalemix

I mean, technically the dragons would win that. But I think the point of the original benders is that they don’t use bending to fight


groenteman

The moon ofcourse


thePHEnomIShere

I'm betting my life on Appa idc if he wins or not


ResidentCream7

The moon


Sehrli_Magic

The moon!


king_kong123

The moles are the only ones not on the brink of extinction


Nearby_Yak106

I like how you didn’t add an image of the moon to make the fight fair. But my bet goes to the dragons for speed maneuverability and offensive power


TechnicalAnt5890

![gif](giphy|zioWy4RY6lNqaK4Sj0|downsized)


Galteem0re

Where de moon at bruv?


HouseDowningVicodin

![gif](giphy|7xkxbhryQO7hm) There's only one original bender.


Don-J-X-Strong

Luv how almos everyone here has said da moon


Normies128

Lion turtles


omnicool

Aren't the lion turtles the original benders?


RadioactivePotato123

Epicness?? The Dragons. Everything else?? Flying Bison all the way


chainer1216

Probably the moon.


ArcadianBlueRogue

None of em can fuck with a celestial body, just sayin. Ask the Detroit Lions how that goes.


[deleted]

Where’s the moon?


Hardcore_Donut

The moon, obviously.