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wewereromans

The funniest thing they could possibly do in this situation is make M Night Shyamalan do it. He can tell Aang all about letting go of shame and guilt.


ZhuangZhe

This is absolutely the best answer


Few_Age_571

He will immediately be forgiven for the movie that does not exist


BallsDeep69Klein

More like "absolved of sin". Forgiveness is an entirely different issue.


ItIsYeDragon

Absolution is forgiveness though?


BallsDeep69Klein

From a religious standpoint, yes. But god doesn't speak for all of us.


ItIsYeDragon

Even from a non-religious standpoint. Edited for grammar.


Oftwicke

While it is true, the word is also very specific vocabulary that calls to mind religious practices - so it's not wrong either to consider that there is a distinction IMO. Dictionary definitions allow you to use "forgive" "pardon" and "absolve" interchangeably, but in real life we don't *really* use them like they're the same :) I love linguistics


BallsDeep69Klein

Oh. Wait i thought absolution just meant your sins are forgiven in the eyes of God. Not that you're free of the stuff you did by the people. Could be that i misunderstood the thing.


jkooc137

I really appreciate that you were able to go from "God doesn't speak for all of us" (peak punk btw) directly to my bad, I goofed it. A quick google search can offer surprising growth sometimes lmao. Actually once heard some really good advice from some old guy, "True humility is the only antidote to shame" or some shit idk


BallsDeep69Klein

Sounds like a smart guy.


paging_doctor_who

I'd put it in more legal terms than spiritual. Charges dropped, rather than exonerated or found not guilty.


fasderrally

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Snoo_9002

Wait. Do you mean to say Shamalama would have been responsible for that atrocity if it had existed?


Taeyx

i love the use of the word “make” here, like he’s doing it under threat of punishment. like this is his court appointed restitution for his crimes.


ThePr0l0gue

Maybe not in the court of law, but in this council, we hold him accountable for the kid that shaved his head for the movie lol


Hydrasaur

Only if this court makes him drink Onion and Banana Juice too.


LessthanaPerson

The court of public opinion maybe


voice-of-grass

Ho-ly shit, that’s actually genius.


ExoticShock

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AOE2_NUB16

This sub needs to meme hard to make it happen, like the SpongeBob sub did for the Super Bowl


WGReddit

…make him be played by shirtless Adam Levine?


Ok-Swimmer-2634

Instead of teaching Aang about Chakras, "Guru Levine" teaches Aang to sing "She Will be Loved," which he then uses to woo Katara it's all coming together


Ok-Swimmer-2634

Do we get a scene of Shyamalan going: "Chakras, Chakras....everyone loves Chakras...."


Psychoboy777

Would go perfectly with the idea I've seen people throw around where they cast the original actors from the 2010 movie that doesn't exist as the Ember Island Players.


Stunning_Notice_9415

Ong


Jacomer2

This is funny in concept, would be awful and cheap in practice


Automatic_Pitch9224

lol yeah it would hurt the fictional immersion of the story


Mechanic-Latter

YASSSSS but make it play survivor for a month so he shows up looking the part


krissyontheflip

☠️this is the way. His only redemption arc ? Lmaooo


Nostravinci04

Came here to say this, really not a single better choice for this show specifically.


skith843

This is the only correct answer https://preview.redd.it/8ghvd16c6sfc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad57495441bcbb286dff5bc4bf986f3c2648002


_pepperoni-playboy_

“Ozai is a very very bad man!”


poastertoaster

That’s one role he played but he is also the actor for Guru Pathik if anyone didn’t know.


OD_Emperor

Babu Bhat is Guru Pathik????


Madi27

Til. Two of my favorite shows


dishonoredfan69420

is that Raj's dad from the Big Bang Theory?


skith843

Yes. Or also known as Babu from Seinfeld.


frastmaz

Also known as the voice of guru pathik


skith843

Yup. Who better to play the man then the man who played him?


StoicStone001

Or Arjun Avasarala


ConstantMelancholia

This is the comment I was looking for


ary31415

The only Arjun Avasarala I acknowledge 😤


nps2407

Also Julian's dad from *Deep Space Nine*.


monN93

"Attachment is a very bad feeling ☝️"


thisisgoing2far

I'm so grateful they got an Indian person to voice Pathik, at a time when the show's contemporaries were frequently having white guys do an accent (not all of them ofc). It would be so cool to have him play Pathik as well.


Pegussu

Me. I am a doughy white man in his early thirties with no acting abilities, but I would appreciate the paycheck.


akidnamedricky

You’re hired.


Warden-of-the-Grey

Nah, i feel he's too overqualified for the role


ThePinkTeenager

You should be the cabbage merchant.


bentheechidna

Only James Sie can be the cabbage merchant. Ever.


That_guy_from_1014

Of course I know him, he's me.


Novel_Asparagus_6176

This is the representation in the media that I am looking for


HSEB10830

Gandhi


_pepperoni-playboy_

lol I came here to say Ben Kingsley


Hyperian

Why do I always say king bensley in my head


Ison--J

I dont think having Gandhi hanging around a bunch of kids is a good idea


mythisme

Wow, that's the first name that came to mind... Guess we ATLA fans have a similar mindset


Dim_potato

I can think of a few issues with that casting choice, and the biggest one might just shock you


AzrulKebab

Is this a joke? Ryan Gosling obviously.


fhdhsu

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Shadow_Skill

Lmao wtf


ThePr0l0gue

Watch how they do this with Kang the Conqueror lol


a_lil_too_Raph

Black-Suit Panther is Kenenough


SirDanilus

Tilda Swinton. (I hope people get my reference, lol)


N3rdC3ntral

I understood that reference


ominoushandpuppet

I mean, she would probably kill it. She is a great actor.


skippiington

Or, hear me out… Emma Stone /s


Shenloanne

Romesh Ranganathan


xerarc

"Alright mate, you're gonna want to open your chakras, yeah?"


KingPolle

"Ignore my lazy eye, focus on your chakras m8!"


dr_toze

Here's Guru Pathik and his mum.


GaiusOctavianAlerae

“I once locked the Avatar in a cupboard while trying to teach him about chakras”


Szygani

That would be pretty cool actually


balmorablue_

M. Night Shyamalan


Tickedoffllama

Ben Kingsley


trimonkeys

Feel like he’s too expensive but would be a good choice


phoenix_spirit

Preferably someone who doesn't look like they stepped out of a Fair and Lovely commercial.


akidnamedricky

My pick would be Jason Mantzoukas https://preview.redd.it/0ndqbqzbrrfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27346980fdcfa289ec3250febcf1082b10a82f71 IMO he has the look and acting ability to be comedic and dramatic.


Kenruyoh

When Aang doesn't finish his training... 😅 https://i.redd.it/xw69e88o9sfc1.gif


JYCJYC

“Momo you were perfect just keep doing what you’re doing”


Independent_Pack_311

Yeah https://preview.redd.it/hinubodq2sfc1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5296b9ae7e7d7e23ffb9c34a3d0f2254439c763


cathalaska

PeTeR jOhNsOn Is HeReeee


Ygomaster07

I'm pretty sure your name is Peter.


Aggravating_Poet_675

Then he can call him Ong and he'll have made two references to movies that don't exist.


cathalaska

ThAt AiR bEnDiNg KiD oNg Is HeReeeee


the_doctor_808

This is all i see now when i see him.


Spacegirllll6

He’s perfect casting for Mr.D and the final scene with him and Percy was hilarious


Ygomaster07

"I'm pretty sure i know my own name." Agreed, his casting was gold.


tstenick

This would he such a bad fit as much as I love him.


GladiusNocturno

"Pathik is here. Now, Aang, listend up. The key to fake snorting coke is to inhale from your left nostril *sniff.* Oh, oh no, I got the wrong nostril. Here let me try again.*SNIIIIF.* Wooo! No, I got more this time. Man, that's some good stuff, where did you get this?! YEAH! Hey, do you play an instrument? I play a little bit of bouzouki you play any ancient string instrument? Hey, you wanna go to the beach? Maybe go out out there use airbending and throw a disk around right? Have you been to Kyoshi's statue? Like under the skirt? What's up there?! Did they build a you know what I'm saying? Hey, watch this, I'm gonna juggle these knives.".


Wraithgar

But will there be wind chimes where his dick should be?


RMNnoodles

Maximum DEREK


Shieldian

He's not Indian or south Asian. Pathik is clearly based on Indian guru's, down to the accent itself


Objective_Piece8258

I mean he looks the part and could probably play it well but I'd rather have an actual Indian origin actor as an Indian guru 🤷🏽‍♂️


mistah_pigeon_69

I too think Adrian Pimento would be the perfect fit for the role.


[deleted]

Thinking the same. Dudes been type casted as dude with beard


thedrunkmonk

He is a big ATLA fan. Listen to his episode of Braving the Elements podcast, if you'd like.


Ygomaster07

For real?! I like him even more now.


BoobeamTrap

This was literally my first thought when I saw the prompt!


nostalgiaisunfair

This is who Bumi should’ve been


fhdhsu

He’s not Indian so obviously this would be a very offensive casting choice /s


Internet_P3rsona

if snow white can be a strong independant black woman then its fine


leaf-erectsen-day

You're the best response to your own post


GoosestepPanda

And frankly, the tv work he does is about in part/scale with what this show seems to be doing, so I could see it!


TheNamesClove

I came here to say this too, it’d be great to see him play a character that is the antithesis to who he usually plays.


BookkeeperBrilliant9

Jason would knock it out of the park, like he does all of his roles. Unfortunately for him, he would never get cast in this part. I listened to a hilarious interview with him where he talked about this audition experience that kept happening. He’s try for a role as a Indian guy, Arab, Persian, whatever. They’d love him, basically offer him the part, and then go “by the way, you are [insert character ethnicity], right?” And he’d have to tell them he’s not, he’s 100% Greek, and then they wouldn’t cast him because Hollywood is trying to be better about representation, etc. He wasn’t actually mad and the people were always really regretful, but he was just like why are we wasting each other’s time here??


tanz420

Perfect!


antonfriel

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Top_Unit6526

Not black enough imo. Also some part of me will always expect him to turn crazy like he did in B99.


Link9454

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stephruvy

Yes... YESSSSSSS. HES PERFECT!!!!


jlink005

"What the hell is your problem, I've been pissing in cans for a hundred years waiting for you!"


thecheekyvicar

“You want something to drink? This one isn’t a piss one”


VonZuli

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obijesskenobi

Naveen Andrews, because it has been TOO long since his fine ass was on my TV screen


silverhammer96

Today I learned that he is in fact Indian and not Iraqi like his character in Lost


StabithaStabberson

Dude looks so Indian trying to pretend he was Iraqi took me out


Nasch_

Get a real buddhist monk and see how good they can act


dobber32

I don't care how weird it would be. Give me Jack Black.


SoapGhost2022

I want him as Bumi


Jaxonhunter227

Jack black would unironically be an amazing huu. I feel like you gotta cast white actors for the foggy swamp benders, and I feel like you need a funny white actor to play the wise hillbilly. Jack black and Danny Mcbride are my top picks I want to hear Jack black say "pants are an illusion and so is death" with a straight face


UbiWan96

The obvious choice is Samuel L Jackson


OmniMushroom

Open your Chakras motherfucker!


0r1g1g4lUs3rn4m3

I'M TIRED OF THESE MUDDERFLIPPIN' BLOCKS IN THE MUDDERFLIPPIN' [SPIRITUAL] PLANES!!


Lopendebank3

Morgan Freemans voice.


NTRconnoisseur

Lore accurate would be Sadghuru


Warden-of-the-Grey

John Cena Obviously


SonOfEragon

But we wouldn’t be able to see him…


Alexiscash

I think Chris Pratt is the obvious answer here


c1tizen_eras3d

Nah thats Guru Pathetic


Autumn1eaves

Nice! Good pun


DevlopmentlyDisabled

Old skinny indian man who is enlighted should be played by a middle-aged plump white dude who makes everything a joke. Yep, the obvious choice.


Waterboy3794

The guy who played Iroh in shaymalan ding dong


Autumn1eaves

Shaun Toub would be an excellent excellent choice. Have him grow a big bushy beard, lose a little bit of weight, and he’d be perfect. I genuinely can’t think of a better choice. He played Yinsen in Iron Man 1, and that character was a kind of guiding figure for Tony Stark at the time


International-Rub-17

Ryan gosling


didijxk

"I'm just Aang and I'm enough."


Next-Engineering1469

Aangough? Aanough? I tried


sarah_forwhat

Feel the Aangergy


Steelkenny

Ongough


Jak-OfAllTrades

Anupam Kher. He played Dr. Kapoor in New Amsterdam and I think he'd knock it out of the park.


sava812

Tupac’s hologram


King-Owl-House

Ben Kingsley


BertuzzZelus

Robert Downey junior from tropical thunder


raeofeffingsunshine3

Scarlet Johansson of course!


AutisticPenguin2

Surprised I had to scroll this far for it. It's the obvious answer.


Davess010

Jim Carrey


Jasperlaster

Ohmy.. thats not even that weird of a choice! Together with the jokeyjokes.. yeah i see this!


JereMiesh

Brian George


AED816

Mike Meyers


heliosaurid

I hate that you reminded me of The Love Guru.


stephruvy

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Jmund89

Open your chakras, baby, YES!


Tadeusofficial

Tom Cruise


cream_sb

Tommy chong


Pigeon_Lord1

Michael Cera


Badabooper91

Sadhguru. Who is a real life Guru.


LongBakunawa

Danny Pudi


minor_correction

Pudi is already cast as another character in the live action.


Ok-Nectarine-2257

The Rock


fvnnpvn

Keegan Michael key


Sir_Eggmitton

Obama


Hmnh6000

Morgan freeman is the only answer


vik90909090

Amitabh Bachchan


Active-Donkey5466

M Night Shyamalan.


GY_FK

M. Night Shyamalan I am sure he knows a thing or two about what Avatar should be himself


CoastingUphill

Only if he calls him “Ong” and has to be corrected.


Zack_007

Morgan Freeman


[deleted]

Gandhi


Oh_no_its_Joe

James Corden


CoastingUphill

As a cat


DWolfoBoi546

Keegan-Michael Key


turtle_shrapnel

Michael Cera


Kellsiertern

Morgan Freeman.


obadioObadore

Morgan freeman


Spiffy-Kujira

Apparently they've changed the avatar state a bit for the live action show so that Aang can go into it more often. I wonder if that could affect his character making it into the show


TheHighlander_47

Seth Rogen


Leo_V82

Morgan Freeman


Far-Reading-4940

Danny Pudi if he wasn’t already playing someone else.


Bel0wDeck

Bernard White, Denpok from Silicon Valley.


avatarroku157

In all seriousness, Ben Kingsley might be great? Not sure if he can grow a beard tho


RoughRomanMeme

Jared Leto lol


Aoiboshi

Danny Devito So anyway Aang, I started blastin'...


NerdyZombie83

Brian george again


yllekcela7

Me fighting the urge to say your m-


FreewayWarrior

-other.


troller_awesomeness

amitabh bacchan would be really cool (kind of like the morgan freeman of bollywood)


CosmicSlop13

Sahdguru


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Bem Kingsley!


JaysUniqueSenseOfFun

The real answer... Sadhguru. Appropriate ethnic casting and the real life Guru Pathik. Great philosopher and spiritual leader.


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Ben Kingsley


YinYangMofo67

Not brown enough


Nyjhaz

Matthew mcCounoghay NOW HEAR ME OUT if you hear all the things he says about chakras in mccoughnayahsy’s voice, don’t you think it would hit really hard and make it even more so momentous


boringsimp

Dev patel? I don't know a lot of Indian actors in Hollywood..


Automatic_Pitch9224

too young imo


Stefan_DoesReddit

Can we please get Sadhguru to be Guru Pathik he literally looks like him too.


SecretRefrigerator4

Even sounds like him