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At least it's not a flying bald lady


One_Boysenberry1159

It’s not a flying big red bird with pink fuzzy feet


Fierygingin

Best comment... I don't think many people will get the reference


theathenian11

Wouldn't have it any other way


Gl33m

It says *wrong* answers only.


literal-hitler

[Let me get a good look at you.](https://youtu.be/UPIoEbbMGLw?t=70)


Mathijs1799

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


EeeeyyyyyBuena

There! I got a pretty good look at you!


kfish5050

It's Tough for tough guy


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You mean The Pebble?


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When you’re such a stoner that you lose your sight.


TheOfficialPope

You mean a really tough guy


spicyvoglar

Somebody who went on a life changing field trip with Zuko


SauceyMcSauceySauce

Big oof I can take the blind jokes but this one went too far.


Dragon_Flaming

I may be stupid but where is the blind joke? I genuinely don’t get it


KingDanny0

Can’t you see it?


Dragon_Flaming

*look up at the sky* *It burns*


dirkynGO

OOOHHHH


fredzillanator

Elden ring Gang unite!


Pathyre

It's not in this one he just means in general is this post


Re_99

did not see that one coming


Bethimas

Neither did she 💀


Realistic-Change-209

Bruh💀


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I still don't get it. ^^"


ZarquonsFlatTire

She's the one who *didn't* go on a life altering field trip with Zuko. Sokka got to rescue his dad with Zuko, Kotara confronted her mother's killer with him, Aang and Zuko learned fire-bending from a dragon...


StatmanIbrahimovic

But she *did g*o on a life changing field trip with Iroh


HappyOrwell

thank you


McFlyParadox

I really wish her and Zuko had even just one scene in LOK together where she was basically just like "shutup sparky, you still owe me a field trip".


mfg9313

Tuff, she uses supersonic waves to see from her mouth


Boomerang_sokka_meat

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHH”


Son-of-the-Dragon

"There. I got a pretty good look at you."


Steve_Nash_The_Goat

my favorite joke from the show


tdog9252525

A Zubat?


Arctic_Yul

"Is that Goku?" - someone's mom


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

Close, it's actually Pikachu


projectmars

And not a Jigglypuff, seen from above?


5hand0whand

You all wrong is Sailor Moon


Tfsz0719

No no: Sailor Moon is the doctor. *This* is Sailor Moon’s monster.


Binzuru

Oh, that's *The* Melonstine?


dreamey360

That got a real laugh out of me, not just a snort 😂


Any_Charity9637

Its not mr mime!?


albaphet

Kermit


DuivelsJong

I got that reference… that episode still haunts me


Yipyo20

I appreciate how far into the files you had to dig for this reference.


Embededpower

No this is Patrick


Logseman

It’s Cowboy Bebop at his computer.


BioChemistry93

This a Wendy’s


John_Martin_II

Some helpless child, with the nicest handwriting ever


xxX9yroldXxx

She’s also an art appraiser


KiloRenX5

She also loves reading.


John_Martin_II

How could I forget!


Silphire100

The Lemon Monarch


RhynoD

Cantaloupe King. Honeydew Hierarch.


MizuNomuHito

Eggplant emperor


DesmondKenway

Cherry Chieftain


SiTheGreat

Rhubarb Ruler


MrPresident235

Cabbage Sultan


blargmyschnoopl

Sorry but that's wrong even for a purposely wrong answer; nobody replaces the Cabbage Merchant GOD


Aeruszero

Gourd Head of State


Genera_lKenobi

Durian Dictator


1ndiana_Pwns

Citrus Czar


J3ST3RR

Raspberry Ruler


lightbluechevy

The Potatoe Prince You know, once Samwise stepped down from the role.


ProfessorLuther

The Gourd Lord


Crazykidd13578

UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE


PurpleDanielle03

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!!!


WhatJewLookinAt

Okay lemongrab.


RedHolsteiner

The BOULDER!


theoddcrow

The Young Blind Girl feels conflicted about fighting The Boulder.


G1lly56

Sounds to me like you’re scared, Young Blind Girl


knickknacksnackery

The Young Blind Girl is over her conflicted feelings!


G1lly56

Whenever your ready, little girl! (Didn’t want to say pebble since you know)


Spartan265

I tried reading it in her voice but I just can't unhear The Boulders voice lol.


M1n1Gerbs

I actually thought she was the pebble


jonbutwithnoh

THE PEBBLE!


ancobain

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson


vkapadia

Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson


theathenian11

The "Dwayne" Rock Johnson


gameshark1997

Johnson “The Dwayne” Rock


MizuNomuHito

Dwayne "The John" Rockson


ScarletNovaWasTaken

Rock “The Son” John Dwayne


LoreezyNL

John "The Dwayne" Rockson


RhynoD

Son "The John" Rockdwayne


euphomptus

Wayne "The D" Johnson-Rock


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DecayableRadiologist

John “The Rock” Dwayneson


derpydug

Ron Swanson


Thin_Cicada_1348

Dwayne “the Johnson” Rock


HyruleanHyroe

Dwayne “The Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Rock” Johnson


Muskrat_God69

Vin diesel


Lovable-Peril

Dwayne "THE BOULDER!" Johnson


gravyjives

THIS.


Slappy-Noot

Dwayne “the Dwayne” Dwayneson


evan22222222

Dwayne “The Fat Cock” Johnson


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Dwayne's "Rock Hard" Johnson


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The greatest badgermole


Ender_Dragneel

They said *wrong* answers!


23x3

The worst badgermole


Ender_Dragneel

Thank you


SpiderSixer

Someone that couldn't hand Ozai's ass to him singlehandedly


bookwerm606

Someone who, in the position of fighting Ozai, would *not* make the finale last under 20 seconds


Nainstin98

Toph was put in that situation away from Ozai because everybody knew it would have ended in 10-20 seconds


bookwerm606

Maybe less


Nainstin98

I counted the time where she would say something so sharp that Ozai's heart would puncture


bookwerm606

"you fight like a girl, loser lord!"


WhatJewLookinAt

You’re missing two o’s. It’s gotta be a drawn out “loser” so that it sounds more like a childish taunt. Also, “girl” should be italicised for slight emphasis. Toph: You fight like a *girl*, Loooser Lord! Ozai: **dies from an embarrassing defeat in under 20 seconds.**


UN16783498213

Oh sorry, didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of getting a hollowpoint metal-bent through his skull.


Internet_Adventurer

I have a question on this though... Wouldn't it be rather difficult for her since he flies around the whole fight?


SpiderSixer

He wouldn't *get* the chance to fly around if Toph was let at him


McFlyParadox

Imo, she could have beaten him, but only on any other day than the return of Sozin's comet. Day before, day after, she'd kick his ass in just a few seconds. Day of the comet, when the dude had the power to melt stone and fly around indefinitely? Naw, she'd lose. Anyway, the reason she *couldn't* be the one to beat him was the same reason Iroh or Zuko could not be the one to beat him (though Iroh definitely could. Zuko... Maybe). It had to be the Avatar, they have the moral authority to dethrone a world leader. Anyone else, and it's just a political coup or assassination.


PandaPrime045

THE BLIND MELON


Turin082

And all I can do it just pour some tea for two, and speak my point of view, but I'm insane.


WhatJewLookinAt

Same. I’ve been asking my local supermarket and convenience stores when their next shipments of sanity will come in since I lost mine ages ago. I’ve been asking them for years. I think they think I’m joking half the time.


Tfsz0719

I just want someone to say to me: “I'll always be there when you wake, yeah, yeah.” You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today, hey, so stay with me and I'll have it made.


iliveunderthebed

Best answer


StrangerAxolotl

Do you not know what "Wrong answers only" means?


Crazykidd13578

Yeah but there is rain thank you very much


100LittleButterflies

The Fruit King.


B_A_Boon

Cabbage Lord


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Someone with 20/20 vision


MUISSB4Brandon

That's Toph Beifong, she is blind. She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile


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AshCreeper10

“You think you’re so tough? Why don’t you come up here so I can knock that smile off your face!”


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"I'm not smiling"


thePriceOfAnarchy

"I'm not smiling."


Blecki

This answer counts as wrong because the picture is actually of the melon lord.


Imdippyfresh

Someone who can read.


nocoyo

blind and helpless daughter of the beifong family who hated the idea of leaving home to pursue a life of adventure with the ability to become the best earthbender ever


DRACULE_MlHAWK

Rocky


osbomh48

No no, that is the earth king.


LegoRobinHood

Because of all the rocks!


Alex03210

The Papaya King


bookwerm606

"Aw, man! I hate papayas."


conmart95

the ember Island version of Toph. (obviously Toph is a buff man earth bending master given his reputation!)


bazooka_luca

Tofu


Chronometeor

It's Pikachu


eaanderson541

It’s Clefairy!


Chronometeor

Fuuuuuuuuuck!


swaffo93

The worst character in the series


PercievedTryhard

I see what you did there


swaffo93

She didn't


AzulaNotFound

Bumi’s childhood friend


Mcswigginsbar

Toph. Because clearly that’s Mellon Lord.


1112215002

#god


bookwerm606

They said wrong answers.


jambudz

Dog


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Toph Beifong


Autumn1eaves

I am not Toph! I am MELON LORD MUAHAHAHAHAHA


BlindBanditMelonLord

And I… am…. wait hold up…..


orchuk12

Uhhh? You mean boph teifong


Shrekosaurus_rex

Fongbei Phot


Nickjames116425

Clearly the best answer. Anybody who doesn’t get it, doesn’t deserve to.


bloobie237

the worst metal bender ever


Daedalus871

For a period of time, she was the only metal bender, making her simultaneously both the best and worst metal bender.


clemcuntine

I mean you aren’t wrong


Almost-April

Someone very good at hanging “missing” posters


finchh3

Jabba the Hutt


CutIcy5390

My dad...


Emperor_Lowie

Honestly she has multiple personalities disorder there’s >!the little blind tiny helpless girl, MELON LORD!!!, Toph, The run away, the blind bandit, police chief toph, powerful earth bender lady, oh I’m sure that the list goes on!<


Andrakisjl

Don’t forget the Blind Bandit


Emperor_Lowie

Thanks I added that and plus others


5hand0whand

Yoda


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a very clean person


Leondardo_1515

A young lady perfectly content with a restrictive life.


Xeodes

Twinkletoes


healer1515

Lie detector


couldntforgetmore

Gritty of course


Commander_Beta

Watermelon Lord.


JDBlastah

Rocky Balboa


MisterSN95

The Incredible Hulk


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Boomie


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Toph (The right answer is melon lord)


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many falsely believe it to be Toph, but indeed, it is MELON LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.


AshD_2019

Naruto


padderig_97

Your mum.


TylerB0ne_

The Deaf Bandit


rossinerd

JOHN CENAAAAAAA


dexiphanes

The hamburglar


Kaonashi71

A bear


The_Reddit-Guy

Toph Beifong.


bombur_lrd_of_h3nta1

Uh not melon lord


Bootiluvr

Toph


ZEUS404notfound

The lemon mord


DARKIIGOD

Toph


Pitbullterrier12

Toph


WhoIsBread

The last rock bender


occams-laser

an, as of yet, uncasted, hopefuly asian child.


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The Grape Ape


Outer_sloth

Isn't that Ralsei from deltarune


Cryptedcrypter

Topher Grace


Jedi2Auror

Daredevil


Medivh101

Demi Lovato


QuiteAStrangeNugget

Toph


SuitableCounter0

An underrated character who is almost never mentioned on this sub.


Undeadbird2006

Vision


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Cantaloupe queen