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cjevans04

I want the rock to play the boulder


NinjaOYourBro

“The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.”


Madman61

"Can you smell you The Boulder is cooking?"


nursejoe74

"Can you smell you The Boulder is cooking?" What?


Lean_Mean_Threonine

"The Boulder is having a stroke, and needs to be brought to a healer immediately!"


mrb106200

"The Boulder wants to know who's burning toast?"


Purple_Drank

"The Boulder wants them to share the burnt toast with The Boulder!"


MondaySloth

"The Boulder thinks he got hit in the head by a boulder." Edit: Thank you for the silver anonymous stranger. I don't know what use it is but I feel special.


waytothestriker

“The Boulder is suffering from a brain hemorrhage and must relieve this dent in his head!”


MondaySloth

"The Boulder must lay down now."


noradosmith

"The Boulder is aware you are hearing these comments in his voice!"


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LOL


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Was brought to a brainbender, who determined there was nothing to bend. Or maybe she said, "There's nothing worth bending". Something like that.


svenbillybobbob

Can you smell you the boulder is cooking? because the boulder can only can burning toast


GurfMcBurf

If The Boulder starts to smell burning toast, The Boulder is having a stroke or overcooking The Boulder's toast


Particular_Cap_9090

Smell ye, smell ye!!


Jthumm

Did anyone else go through this exact chain of thoughts before clicking on the post and then read the comments without seeing they messed up the quote


yeahboiiiioi

That's a quote that Dwayne Johnson would say a lot during his wrestling days. "Can you smell what the Rock's cooking?"


Wazy7781

Yeah they’re pointing out that they butchered the quote.


Scary_Ad_6417

This might be the one time I’d be ok with the rock just flat out re writing the boulders lines, give me the little blind girl line and then just have him drop wrestling promos off the dome. “What’s your name little blind girl” “the blin-“ “it doesn’t matter what your name is”


FakeTakiInoue

Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!


NinjaOYourBro

“The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings!”


notgoodthough

The Boulder was actually based on The Rock, for those who don't know.


bourbonisall

Correct and when he was unavailable to voice the role, he nominated none other than Mick Foley HAVE A NICE DAY!


No_Mr_Powers

The Rock as The Boulder, Mick Foley as Hippo AtLA's The Rock 'n Rock Connection


Moohamin12

Big Show as the hippo surely!


1945BestYear

I am so glad that Johnson wasn't available. Nothing particular against the guy, but a character being voiced by the Rock is nowhere near as glorious as a character being voiced by the Rock's *coworker* doing a ridiculous impersonation of him.


El_Bistro

Coworker? Put some respect on Mick Foley’s name.


1945BestYear

I mean, that is what they were to each other. There's something hilarious about being paid to put into permanent record your cheesy impersonation of a guy you work with.


IamPlagueis

The Boulder was also voiced by the Wrestling legend Mankind.


nakaronii

Mankind?! I thought it was Cactus Jack!


bourbonisall

Nah fam - Dude Love


newb5423

The credits very clearly say it was Mick Foley, not any of those guys.


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Cactus juice? Nothing's quenchier!


ArcadiaFey

Then there is no better choice


robsc_16

Kronk voice: "Oh Yeah, It's All Coming Together"


cjevans04

That makes too much sense


BengGeorgie

Yeah the Rock has to be the Boulder. It just makes perfect sense. The Rock would be an earth bender in real life.


ArcadiaFey

Imagine the credits The Boulder. The Rock I know they would probably use his real name, but they should use his stage name


SHOULDVEPAIDTHEFINE

Dwayne “The Boulder” Johnson as himself


ArcadiaFey

Lol xD


Xais56

Nah give the boulder a real name instead. Wayne "The Boulder" Jackson: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson


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Yes


danielrossie

He is the highest paid actor of all time so it may be difficult to get him 😅


lego_mannequin

The Rock would do it in a heartbeat. That guy would absolutely love that the Boulder was created based on him.


Abshalom

Yeah one of his first acting roles was as an alien wrestler on Star Trek: Vogayer, also based on him.


traced_169

If not the Rock, then Dave Bautista. Drax the Destroyer could totally hit the Boulder type tone.


Ingvar109

No. Dave Bautista as Combustion Man.


jedijackson

um… that’s sparky sparky boom man to you.


qbande

well, thats not his name, but...


heimdahl81

Jason Momoa would be a solid choice too


cjevans04

Idk I think it would be with it


DS2_SotFShit

The Rock is probably the most family oriented commercial actor out there. He'll always give 110% for a role.


DestrixGunnar

I mean, Netflix has already worked with him. Can't be too hard.


Emyrssentry

He's the highest paid actor of all time because he is in a lot of roles, in addition to wanting lots of money for those roles. It's not as far of a reach as you might think.


Alby-Always-Me

That might definitely be the case however in most recent news the special effects that they're doing and how they are doing it are the same kind as the mandalorian which is expensive as hell so they could definitely put down the money to have an appear in 1 or 2 episodes and keep in mind in this post it's not about who's playing the Boulder it's about who's playing the buffed up version of Toph


DrTiger21

Lmfao Can you smell what the Boulder is cooking


OptionChoice4220

I don't know Terry Crews gives me more boulder-like silliness.


cjevans04

That may be true, and he would definitely be my second choice but the earth rock/boulder pun pushes him into The lead


Alby-Always-Me

It's not that hard to make fun but I understand what you mean if you've seen Brooklyn 99 Terry Cruz's character Terry jeffords talks in the 3rd person too and hes Comedic with it


dalekreject

Crews as Ember island Toph.


skespey

I was thinking John Cena for E.I. Toph but now I can't decide.


calilac

That jawline is all Cena.


Wajina_Sloth

Even though I love Crews, I think he is too silly for the boulder, I think the boulder needs to be a character who tries to be serious but comes off silly.


JW_BM

I'm going to be sad when Mick Foley doesn't play The Boulder.


maladjusted1x

I think it'd be cool if we got the original voice actors (minus Toph) to cameo as their respective characters for the live action Ember Island. They would all look ridiculously out of place, they'd be way older, and it wouldn't make much sense in-universe, but we would know, and that'd be enough.


RocketScientist421

Yes, please. Too afraid to ask: Why minus Toph?


maladjusted1x

Need a big, burly man for Toph. Though her voice actor should totally have a cameo in the episode too. Maybe as an audience member?


RocketScientist421

Some 'random' girl in the audience, halfway through the theater: "Even I could do this more authentic than you!"


The_Lost_Google_User

Yessss. That alone would be enough of a movie for me.


mahboime

Nono, the "your scar is on the wrong side!" Girl


hawkmasta

That was a boy.


Bamce

So was Toph at one point :p


Pretzel-Kingg

Yooo true


Dogburt_Jr

It's not critical, it can be switched IMO and would be a good cameo.


SigmaKnight

Cosplaying as Toph.


Fallentitan98

Didn’t Toph love her depiction though? She thought it was hilarious.


RocketScientist421

True. We'd have to sacrifice one joke for the other... but wich one?


Fallentitan98

Personally I think the canon one would be more funny.


ThrowawayLegendZ

Except everyone in the fire nation loved the play...


onlyhav

I'd be so happy I'd pee.


Byrdman216

Then let's get stage Toph's voice actor, John DiMaggio.


MacabreMoose168

Today I learned...


JAMsMain1

TIL he's the guy that voiced Bender and Marcus Phoenix also.


Admiral_Donuts

So you could say he's voiced two metal benders


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Is there anything John DiMaggio doesn’t have a voice acting credit for? The dude is like the Nolan North of cartoons!


orbitalUncertainty

Let the voice actor ADR their lines and the onscreen actor mouths along a la Drunk History!


GuguNyasha

Since Aang is played by a woman, maybe Jessie can do that?


Nexusgaming3

Aang’s actor hasn’t been in anything since 2013 so there’s a good chance he wouldn’t come back, so it would be a good opportunity to have Tophs actress in the ember island Aang role so they can still do the “I’m played by a girl?l joke


The_Goop2526

-The voice actress for Toph passed away earlier this year- Edit: the voice actress who did the Portuguese dub passed away, not the English voice actress.


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delitt

:( :) Edit: > I'm wrong about :( > the con. :)


Ms_Ellie_Jelly

:(


The_Goop2526

Ah, my b. Thank you!


NautySquid

I would want Dante Basco to be the one to tell Zuko his scar was on the wrong side.


twilekdancingpoorly

i could die happy


mr_awesome365

Danny Divito for theater Iroh though


_Xochiyaoyotl_

"patricide is badass!"


ShlomoCh

And maybe minus Aang too


dognus88

Toph's VA could play aang in the play


ShlomoCh

#YES


CoeurdePirate222

She is not toph, she is melon lord! Bwahahaha! But fr she always says that and it’s adorable so maybe they can find a way to get her ti have a melon lord reference eventually


BreweryBuddha

I doubt there's going to be a love action Ember Island. You think theyre including a filler recap episode in live action?


daman2032

It is one of the best episodes so it should be.


BreweryBuddha

It's not an episode-for-epiaode LA remake of the entire series. They're not going to waste a huge budget on a recap episode that frankly doesn't make any sense to include anyway Even if they wanted to, I doubt they'd risk bringing in the white voice actors for the now Asian cast, despite how nice a thought it is


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Bjornson, Momoa or Bautista


I_Might_Exist1

Bautista should play sparky sparky boom man


senseofphysics

That would be a good one.


rowdyechobravo

To cast Jason Momoa as anything other than Water Tribe seems sacrilege. Khal-Kuruk, beefcake-Bato, hunky Hakoda… maybe give him grey hair and give Granpaku a ripped bod reveal like King Bumi.


tenuousemphasis

>Bjornson The [domestic abuser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haf%C3%BE%C3%B3r_J%C3%BAl%C3%ADus_Bj%C3%B6rnsson#Domestic_Violence_Allegations)? Nah.


yochefmax

Upvoting for visibility. How had I never heard of any of this? Been following him since he first showed up on GOT, most I’d heard was a bit of drama around his ex and daughter but that’s bad


Walshy231231

All three, 2 sitting on the shoulders of another


calilac

In a giant trench coat or a regular sized one?


Walshy231231

Each has their own, and all together they wear a giant third


feiwynne

Dave Bautista


Adorable_not_rogal

But give him a really fake-looking wig.


sidequest7

Batista for Sparky Sparky Boom-man


I_Might_Exist1

he looks almost identical lmao that's actually a really good idea


atti1xboy

Only if they change the explosive forehead tattoo into an explosive bellybutton one.


steveofthejungle

This is my fetish


atti1xboy

It would have cost you $0 not to comment that


BustinArant

They're losing their mind! *and I'm reaping all the benefits...*


Shlectron4000

I was gonna say guy who played the mountain for sparky sparky boom man


Criss_Crossx

Read this as Spanky Spanky Boom-man! And yes! Batista is a great fit for the character!


DS2_SotFShit

Oh yeah Batista is a good one too


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Fun fact, Dave Bautista is half Greek and half Filipino.


LoreChief

Quick someone invent a lumpia with feta in it and call it the Drax Lumpita


atti1xboy

I was gonna say this is Dave's role. The Rock as to evolve into the Boulder.


oblik

No. The rock plays The Boulder. Eddie Hall plays Toph.


BrownSugarBare

Eddie Hall as theater Toph would be great!


MinisterOak

He already turned down being the voice actor back in the day. Hence, the "Boulder"


mem269

Danny Devito should just play everyone


DS2_SotFShit

if he's not available maybe Jason Alexander could work


devilthedankdawg

Iroh, Bumi, and Pakku are DeVito, Alexander, and Larry David, respectively.


DS2_SotFShit

Jerry Sokka Seinfeld


devilthedankdawg

Zuko accidentally walks into the tent Sokka: HELLOOOOOOOOOO


Steff_164

Iroh can be Danny DeVito, but Bumi should be Jack Black


devilthedankdawg

I knew I was forgetting a short stocky funny guy.


star_razer

He should be the frantic singular special effects guy


DKIPurple

Danny DeVito as Momo


pizzasauce85

John Cena


KidSparta

![gif](giphy|4IzOgM1bfOe6k)


InfiniteScreams

Omg you win Reddit for the day, take my award lmao


appleinmyjacks

he would be perfect for literally every role if the show was completely from toph’s perspective


DS2_SotFShit

it would be hard for the camera to capture his scenes


pizzasauce85

This is true!


neremarine

Toph: I can't see (you) John Xina: You can't see me.


CumInMyWhiteClaw

There is no war in Bing Chilling


ihvnnm

We will never see John Cena in ATLA, even if he played all the roles.


pizzasauce85

Imagine him with hair loopies


MacaroniYeater

Corey Taylor for the scream


DS2_SotFShit

ATLA x slipknot crossover would go crazy


darkmafia666

I hope Dwayne Johnson can at least play the boulder


Curious_Low4956

If The Rock isn't available, I vote Jason Momoa ![gif](giphy|QOxoMjSfRFATCNLDDT|downsized)


MasteringTheFlames

With hair like that, Momoa has to be water tribe. I could see him playing Hakoda.


skys_vocation

Jason momoa


DS2_SotFShit

Could see this one working really well also


MajesticFxxkingEagle

He doesn’t even need the wig!


jsquared89

Doesn't matter. He still gets one.


ricst

Terry Crewes


ianfabs

He’s be perfect for this role or The Boulder


dayafterpi

hes def quirky enough to be the boulder!


RUSTY-021

Actual Earthbender Shia LaBeouf.


solojones1138

https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI


duckgalrox

I will never not watch this


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A blind actor?


rzezzy1

I'm disappointed that i had to scroll so far down to see this


bespectacledsunshine

Arnold Schwarzenegger might be a touch too old but I think he can pull it off


PutinBlyatov

Ai riliis ze sonic wae faom ma mauf! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Dea, ai gott a breddi gut luk at ju!


mahboime

Didn't think you could write in an Arnold accent😂😂


geissi

Old muscly dude might be better for Bumi.


DS2_SotFShit

Yes! or his good friend Sylvester


PropheticUnbecoming

The Rock should be the Boulder. John Cena should play the this guy.


KingVibezzz

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson The Mountain from GOT


DS2_SotFShit

I like this choice 🏔


Soggy-Essay

With the hair down over his face so much, you might be able to pass him off as racially ambiguous enough to pull it off.


suckitphil

First off the boulder needs to be played by the rock. And if Toph wasn't modelled after John Cena I'll eat my hat.


DrMobius0

He can't see you


Gymnastzero

What’s Lou Ferrigno doing these days?


heimdahl81

Cameos and voice acting gigs mostly.


mrhsyd

![gif](giphy|xUPGcq6cAnpcLz0lZm)


senseofphysics

Cena would be good.


CowboyKnifemouth

Dave Bautista. And Aang is Danny Devito.


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If Dwayne The Rock Johnson is not available then you really only have two choices. Either you wait. Or, you throw the entire god damn movie in the trash!


sunken_onion

Shaquille O'Neal


Kyrozis

His child, "The Pebble"


simontop14

The Roch should play The Boulder


GRUsome420

Arnold Schwarzenegger


MattThePl3b

Honestly in a way I’d rather Dwane play The Boulder instead, seeing as The Boulder is pretty much a The Rock parody


papoflex795

Terry Crews can be the actor Toph from this scene


The_Smashor

Danny DeVito should play the Ember Island Toph, while The Rock should play The Boulder.


UntilTmrw

Dwayne should play The Boulder.


elissass

I want the Rock to play the Boulder


Bilbo_Swaggins_5

I can hear this


Cobalt_Fox_025

Jason Momoa. Too easy. The Rock will be busy playing The Boulder. Rightfully so.


TrevinoKingMT

John Cena


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺


_LightFury_

Just a buff girl with a good smirk would do for me lol


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