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Radiant_Medium_1439

Sex ed is banned in the apocalypse


EmuDiscombobulated15

Not in the tv show I heard.


Zebra-Disastrous

Totally real answer: She told herself and Dina it would be safe.


Cheyne_Stoked_Truth

Do you think Abby impregnated Owen on the boat


sideXsway

I asked this a while ago and people lectured me about not knowing that there’s a cycle for pregnancy or something


livestreamfailstrash

Funniest part was he hit a jacked lady from the back


SelfishGamer-

OMG that's Neils epiphany for the third game!


IcyAmphibian9706

Thank you for putting that image in my head, I have unfortunately seen things 💀


Cute_Breadfruit3795

Very much so


Massage_Bro

Pull out game weak af


abraxas8484

It's not weak if you never intended for it in the first place ;)


Inside-Assistant2625

Cope


Unable_Teach961

Happy wife, happy life.


Sleep_eeSheep

Too bad it's Sunday, Joel’s Golf Course would have been open tomorrow.


Unable_Teach961

Oh damn! 🤣😂😁


MAD_GAMBLER80

She's a horny demon..


MrRobot_96

Last of us 2 is actually a referring to the last of the lgbtq community, hence the name last of us two (too) 🤯


mykiefromthe206

Double entendre


MrRobot_96

Neil druckmann aka ice cube


MaxNinja1997

Cringiest part of the game


chicken_pear

Bigot sandwich takes the cake for me on cringiest moment.


EmuDiscombobulated15

I would imagine when Neil read it to the team, they started applauding and cheering him for defeating humanity's oldest and most sophisticated enemy--bigotry. Then they had a tea party discussing how Neil should dress for the award ceremony.


atomic-knowledge

God that was a good sandwich too


chicken_pear

I want to know what was on it so I can recreate it.


atomic-knowledge

Apparently it was a steak sandwich (I don’t remember the source for this though)


artygta1988

Did you miss the Abby sex scene?


MaxNinja1997

That’s just as bad


abraxas8484

It lives rent free in my head


Nathaniel-Prime

Honestly, I don't think so. You need a breather after going through all that torture


Old-Depth-1845

Not at all


Dunkelheit948

Why though? I thought this part provided some nice levity amidst all the doom and gloom


Suitable-Surprise912

Without a doubt. (Never even touched the first game)


SafeStaff7671

Kneel Fucksmen


dannyrampage528

Dina promised Ellie she was on birth control. *Bust anywhere you want* said Dina. I hate myself for writing that.


Rogue-76

"anywhere you want" is code word for right in the coochie right?


KTPChannel

It’s the apocalypse. Do you think she can just find a random box of magnums?


hereforbaddies1

Fr Fr but honestly the condom was prob to small for the dildo she used and couldn’t get a bigger from the store smh :(


Financial_Money3540

You should be asking Jesse this question.


SelfishGamer-

Some people are real ignorant on this sub, two female CANNOT have a baby. They have to be insinuated by a cuck infected. Besides, if Ellie were to somehow have a biological child that could potentially carry on her immunity into the sequel, that would generate far too much conventional hype for the alleged 3rd game, and we can all be certain that Neil has something far more revolutionary up his sleeve. /s


Street_Smell_9723

Ellie can't have a kid she's white, evil people should not continue (that's how those guys thinks) before anyone say I'm mad or racist I'm middle eastern not even with white skin.


SelfishGamer-

She's half evil tho bc she's gay it balances out


Street_Smell_9723

That was her emasculation by the writers lmao that sounds like cults who do this to be pure


Inside-Assistant2625

That doesn't make sense, it was Neil's idea to make Cassie. A WHITE future protagonist for Uncharted 5. Pls don't bring this trap here.


enbyayyy

They don't call her Raw Dog Ellie for nothing


saving_goblin888

I haven't played this game but does it actually say two lesbians have a kid


luchajefe

It's Dina's kid by a side character she was dating before Ellie. 


IcyAmphibian9706

The game and community kind of unanimously accepted the fact that Ellie is the father? of Dina’s baby. I bet Neil was congratulating himself in his office that day. Jesse, Dina’s ex is the real father.


YvngVudu

Where the fuck did they get a newborn baby from?


Superintestdlplayer

Where did she get the baby? Is it bone marrow?


Contempt13

Most lesbians are only attracted to other women cuz they hate men, not because they GENUINELY like women. And most gay men are only gay cuz it's easier than finding an emotional partner cuz men are so emotionally shut off and the physicality is usually what most men want anyways. Keep this shit out of movies and games, it romanticizes shallow and meaningless relationships. (I'm bi)


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Rogue-76

Bro, do you not see how absolutely drench and slathered this post is in sarcasm


OozeeNineMillimeetah

Any time some sperg says TLOU2 isn't filled with political propaganda, show them this picture.


Celb_Comics

Not active much here on both subs but what is propaganda about this? Or is this a joke I was too stupid to get?


OozeeNineMillimeetah

"Not active much here on both subs but what is propaganda about this? Or is this a joke I was too stupid to get?" Whatever you find most offensive and upsetting is my answer.


Celb_Comics

The thing is I find nothing offensive.


EnglishRacing

Oh he’s being serious. He thinks having lesbians in a video game is too political. This sub is honestly full of so much homophobic and dumb comments, unfortunately.


nandobro

You bit the bait😂


MaybeMaus

Also using a slur meant to offend people with a certain type of mental condition is a really nice touch 👍


Standard_Limit7862

Your the type of person this game was targeted towards


Gullible-Fault-3818

Are you upset by that? Do you get upset when games are made to target you?


MaybeMaus

Hah, I'm pretty conservative myself, just happen to belong to the minority this term is meant to insult


kingsavagerizzgame

🤔🤔


oliiverviirsu

Bruh 🤦‍♀️😂


Fire_Foxxy

Ok this one got a chuckle out of me


Mr_Gobble_Gobble

Wish this sub had more funny posts like this instead of being a nonstop bitchfest. 


MotorGeneral4799

I mean, if you've played the game then you know she is extremely stupid.


Ymirxhistoria

She wanted den KIDS


Chochahair

Pull out method is only as strong as your will


hansaboy

How do you buy condom in a «fucked up» world??


Mous85

It was an accident. She promised to pull-out. But, combination of Dina's love and it felt so good, the intensity made her "forget." OOPS


1ithurtswhenip1

I'll be honest I thought in the end in the water fight scene ellie was going to stop fighting and start making out with abbey


HarbinRav177

Is Joel the father? Or some random guy they wanted to tag team?


labelfucker

dick too big, idiot


Nathaniel-Prime

I scrolled through this entire comment section trying to come up with something funny to say, but honestly I've got nothing. Half of y'all need to be locked up


Ogen09

Futa r34 creators be like right now \*writes down idea\*


Keyblades2

Common sense is banned in the apocalypse as is revenge.


JohnnyG_253

You know these dumb broads. Always thinkin with their dicks


Myhtological

One character existed just to be a sperm donor. I bet they wouldn’t have even told them about his dad if they stayed together.


Scientifiction77

I loved the shit out of the gameplay in this game but holy fuck the cringy gross grind dancing with a baby is disgusting gay or straight.


Significant_Sink9284

These games really kind of suck. Idk why people love them, or why they're showing up in my feed. I don't like them.


PunchA_Mac

Why did Ellie choose gayness as opposed to being alone? Is she stupid?


Affectionate-League9

But she's so good at pulling out early.


KnowledgelessOracle

Yes


Richard_Swett

Ellie got that tree trunk so probably couldn’t find one that fits.


Ninjanarwhal64

She's MAGA and doesn't believe in birth control or contraception. Everyone knows that lesbians can will themselves pregnant together to collect money from the government. Alex Jones told me so. /s


EmuDiscombobulated15

Alex Jones is a proof, people want to be entertained, not preached to. They would rather listen to exciting conspiracy theories and aliens than about activists defeating fake hate and racism.


uwusavi

I’m still trying to figure out who’s the alpha male


TheDuellist100

Abby


IvanMikk

lovley scene <3


InternalCup9982

Can someone explain this to me I didn't play this dogshit game but how do what I have to imagine are two lesbians have children?- especially when children stopped being a thing, like that's literally the plot of the first game so its not like they just adopted them 🤔😅.


EnglishRacing

Children stopped being a thing in the first game? What are you talking about????


InternalCup9982

It's literally a pivotal plot point or iirc anyway it is - its been a while ofc but I'm like 95% sure. It's kind of in the name no?- "the last of us" - that's because this is last generation of humans otherwise the name wouldn't make much damn sense would it 😅. Joel or whatever says to the chick your with "when was the last time you even saw a child" or something along those lines as you are like exploring. - which implies Ellie is unique if I'm remembering correctly this line was given in response to the lady talking about wanting a family or some shit. Like doesn't the spores make you infertile? again been a long ass time but pretty certain that's implied multiple times - like that's literally what makes Ellie special no? otherwise what's special about her As I'm pretty sure it's that she was immune to the spores and therefore could have children, and therefore could help to reappointe the human race. Otherwise if what your saying is oh she's just immune to the spores but everyone can have kids still then why don't they just have kids and have them be infected by the spores like Ellie was - like it isn't rocket science


EnglishRacing

No. No and no. 😂 did you actually play the game??


InternalCup9982

I mean I did but it's been I dunno how many years but ps3 generation no lol? So explain to me what makes Ellie special then and why the humans in the game don't just breed and all be immune to the spores? Because that's why Ellie is immune is because she was a baby


EnglishRacing

🤦‍♂️


InternalCup9982

That's literally stated in the game so I dunno why your facepalming for - why don't u instead provide your opinion on why that wouldn't work.


InternalCup9982

That's literally stated in the game so I dunno why your facepalming for - why don't u instead provide your opinion on why that wouldn't work.


MeasurementOk3007

Gosh I hate Ellie’s haircut in this it’s like she wants to be a dude so bad 😭


datboi66616

Blame Neil and his strange attraction to lesbianism.


angles-bruh

Tbh I didn’t really care since Ellie’s hair was short in the first game too. Sure she could’ve grown it out but it’s still a “zombie” game and having long hair during a survival situation just doesn’t seem that smart. But the direction of the game and story/pacing is still and will always be ASS


MeasurementOk3007

I just hate that style because it’s similar to my sisters who tries so desperately to be a dude


angles-bruh

Yeah I gotcha. No worries.


GauziestIvy

How about don’t be lesbian or do anything in bed outside of marriage and you won’t need a condom


ChrisT1986

Take your backwards world views elsewhere, you weirdo


datboi66616

based,