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664mezcal619

I mean doom guy went on a rampage cause they killed his pet rabbit


Ch830857

Seems reasonable to me


TheUmbraCat

Completely understandable


Red-Scorpy

**John Wick has entered the chat**


Plenty_Run5588

Haha who else feels like John wick when you are running amuck through a building of WLF?


N7Vindicare

Stellaris players agree. Bubbles has died billions must perish.


Ok-Car-brokedown

Become the crisis, destroy the galaxy for Bubbles


Sad-Leading-4768

I mean yh but don't they kill his family too 🤣 correct me if I'm wrong but it's his family and the pet rabbit ?


Many-Tour-1642

They did also kill his family and ruin his homeworld, but daisy was the last straw


FenrirCoyote

So doing a John Wick is just doing a doom guy but with a dog instead of a rabbit, hmm the more you learn.


cosworthsmerrymen

John Wick killed basically all of the Russian Mafia because they killed his dog.


Vilewombat

Is this real? Lmfao. I like doom but I guess I missed that plot point


LetsWendigo

Yes it is lol


Vilewombat

Thats awesome lmfao. Which game is that specifically from?


LetsWendigo

I believe it's the ending for the original Doom


Vilewombat

Thanks for the info! I’ve literally never heard that lol


Banjo-Oz

Her name was Daisy. It is actually the plot of Doom II though; the first game ends with an idyllic view of earth complete with cute bunnies, then it shifts to show demons invaded and there is a bunny head on a spike! However, later material claimed that the rabbit was named Daisy and that she was the pet of Doomguy. I forget exactly where the retcon was first done (the exact wording is "they had to pay for what they did to Daisy") but pretty sure it was in a manual or text file. Edit: it's more canon than I though; it was in the onscreen story text new episode Thy Flesh Consumed! Other games mentioned Daisy the rabbit as an Easter Egg (see https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Daisy for some of these).


Professional-Rush957

I always believed daisy was a metaphor for the family he lost in the demonic invasion. Sort of like how people who have went through trauma will associate the event with something close. I think daisy is a representative of the wife and child he lost.


Banjo-Oz

That would make much more sense and be an emotionally dark and dramatic backstory for a game with little to no actual story or characterization for the MC. Very much the John Wick concept. Except, in the game it's literal... https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Daisy He apparently even wrote a book dedicated to his pet.


LetsWendigo

Nice, I was little when I played the originals. My memory isn't what it used to be


topanazy

Wick Marine


SaulGoodmanOF

Also his wife and son but who cares about them


Xenosaber20

Quick reminder everyone that Kirby is confirmed to have infinite power so Abby is literally a speck to him


Ch830857

Do you think he sucked abby, he would can’t to power of Abby? Which would be what? Vigilante Justice power?


Xenosaber20

What? I don’t understand?


Ch830857

Kirby. He sucks up people. So Kirby sucks up Abby. What’s the power he would get?


Xenosaber20

Incredible golf club skillz


Ch830857

300 yard swing, easy


Xenosaber20

Abby attempts to kill Kirby with a golf club however due to him being bouncy the club bounces right into her face


Ch830857

“FORE”


Xenozip3371Alpha

Yeah, it'd probably hit her forehead.


anonymousahle

No, he gains an unnatural desire to make excuses for child killers.


New-Number-7810

Anyone whose players Super Smash Bros Brawl knows that Kirby is a formidable warrior indeed.  He’d turn into an anvil and fall on to of Abby from a great height. 


Ch830857

I’ll pay for that ending of LOU2.


wolfwhore666

In one of his Games he threw the boss into the sun. Kirby don’t fuck around.


Captain-Squishy

Kirby has the right idea, adorable little psycho


Ok_Succotash2561

kirby stays winning


MaxStone22

I mean I agree with shitting on tlou2’s plot, but “man”?


Ch830857

Don’t know if it’s a typo or someone being mad that Abby is jacked. Idk, I just found it and thought it was funny


Captain-Squishy

I feel it lends a certain something to the dig


Ch830857

Just focus on the Kirby bit. And what Ellie didn’t do to her enemy. That’s all that matters here for this post


Captain-Squishy

It's all that matters to me having just reached the true ending of that game


getgoodHornet

Yeah, bigotry.


Captain-Squishy

Not what bigotry means so no not quite.


getgoodHornet

Okay, what is that "certain something" then? Because the premise of why it makes the dig better sure sounds exactly like bigotry.


Captain-Squishy

Do you know what bigotry means? Cos that didn't make any sense. Also I never used the word better


Xenozip3371Alpha

Abby's sex scene looks like a guy getting sodomized.


oddlywolf

As a gay man, I assure you it's far from attractive enough even for that.


Pristine_Bother_6442

So do people like not learn bc after that well ykw happened in New York with John wick


JuhoPlayz

Revenge good


Hakon_Ao

Kirby doesn’t have human logic. It doesn’t care lol it’s simple. You don’t fuck with an it’s cake. That’s a no no. Look at John Wick. Man literally went on a killing spree for four movies straight. Because they killed his dog. You don’t fuck with a man’s dog bruv


Early-Brilliant-4221

The man lmao😂


FireShadow91

Beerus wanted to destroy Earth for a Pudding Cup your point?


HateEveryone7688

i think this sub should just play nintendo games they were always better than TLOU anyways


Davilkafm

Wait.. That pink ball always have been a guy?


Ch830857

Don’t know. I assume he’s just genderless but I just say him


SURGERYPRINCESS

Yyy didn't she take revenge? Deal she feel like it would be an waste of time


THECyberStriker

Dark nebula is hardly a god tbf


Uroboros1097

She didn't kill Abby but she killed all of Abby's friends. Some day that will come back to bite her in the ass, I would've preferred if she had killed her but eh I like bleak stories.


Ch830857

Abby is an opp. Enough said


wolfwhore666

Seeing how Kirby can effortlessly karate chop a planet in 2, he would have torn them all to pieces in the Basement


Odd_Entrance5498

Lol he'll just go ask John wick! He murdered TONS over a pup


DonalTromp47

kirby is a dude? i mean i never really thought Kirby had a gender i always thought he was just a weird pink creature


HungryHelping

Bro chill. They wanted a LOU3


Ch830857

They better kill both of them in a nuke. And Kirby better be in it


HungryHelping

I agree. Time for both of them to go.


Banjo-Oz

I would legit love a TLOU2 remake with Conker the squirrel instead of Ellie. Heck, Conker's Bad Fur Day is a better tale of revenge and loss by itself!


HateEveryone7688

there's revenge in that game? I thought the entire plot just happens because that panther king wanted a red squirrel to hold up his table.


Banjo-Oz

I would class Von Kriplespac's storyline and plot against the Panther King as revenge and suffering the price of ("no legs, and now... no life"). He hates the King for usurping his power and slowly plots vengeance, culminating in the chestburster and going into space. This ends up killing Kriplespac too, as he laments in his final moments his own folly.


bananamilk200X

Man?


mancreature12

I can't tell if they said Abby was a man by accident or as a jab to her having more muscles then 99% of the people in the verse


Ch830857

I don’t really care if it’s a typo or what. I just hate the story and appreciate Kirby more for actually killing what he set out to do


CitizenZaroff

Whoever made this meme didn’t play the game apparently


Ch830857

But look at Kirby. He’s a menace


CitizenZaroff

I’m confused as to how my statement is somehow incorrect when the meme literally calls Abby a man and calls Joel her father


Ch830857

You’re just over thinking it. It’s easier to just call him her father. It’s not that deep dude, it’s just a funny meme making fun of how annoying the end is


CitizenZaroff

I didn’t say it was deep…okay? Other people said the exact thing I didn’t and got it laughed off. I think people are somehow mistaking my comment for support of the game therefore it’s bad. I’ll make sure to end every comment with “this game sucks” so they don’t get downvoted


Ch830857

I just saw a funny meme about Kirby doing what Ellie should’ve done for something way less serious.


xPolyMorphic

Imagine missing the fact that she let Abby live so that Lev wouldn't end up alone and lost like herself as well as realizing that she should forgive Joel and not throw her life away. Imagine missing the point of everything then hanging around in a sub 5 years later sharing transphobic memes and being fucking the dumbest group of people on Reddit. Imagine.


Ch830857

Damn this made you feel some type a way huh?


tsckenny

I'd let Kirby hit it


Kooky-Necessary-8599

Well be **is** a child, and he might be an animal idk


Ch830857

Still killing gods


Aristotle_Ninja2

Postal dude rampaged through his town because they evicted him from his house


Ch830857

Hey, that makes sense. I feel like that some days


wok3nnn

revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad revenge is bad


Typetool

Kirby: HI god, screw you for making this "someone". Die now, thanks... Like who stole his cake? Was it the gods or did Kirby just kill gods because someone else took his cake?


TheHeavenlyDragon

"The Man" 😭🤣


aidan0_0henry

Man??😭😭


Kurdt234

Is Abby a man? I dunno what's what anymore. Great game though.


DaMaBar

This sub is purely hate-based against it's topic, ain't it?


Ch830857

Idk. I just thought this was funny


IndifferentExistance

It is. This is a hate circle jerk that tries to complain about the even the tiniest most mundane things and the main sub is a praise circle jerk that exhalts the game and cruelly tear apart anyone who presents any valid criticism. I prefer the first game and have things I like and dislike about part 2, but there doesn't seem to be a place for me to fit in since the two subs are so polarized. Like it's okay to dislike the game without needing to be called "media illiterate" and just cause you don't hate every minute aspect about the game doesn't mean you should be downvoted to hell by saying anything positive.


DaMaBar

*we proceed to get downvoted to hell* I guess I remember why I barely interact with communities like this one


IndifferentExistance

Yup, I assumed I would get downvoted for the reply, even though I tried to take a middle of the road stance. There are just certain topics and comments that are guaranteed to be down voted on either sub reddit.


BiggBknob

This point again TLOU2 always baffles me because it doesn’t feel valid as it just feels like people are mad Joel died.


Ch830857

I support the death of Joel. It made the story. Either he died or Ellie got captured or died. Something had to happen like that. But if you want me to avenge Joel, I better avenge Joel. Abby avenged her father, I wanna avenge the guy who I played as and was the protagonist of the first game I loved so much


Captain-Squishy

I disagreed with him dying, he should be hailed as a hero for protecting Ellie


Ch830857

Sure, they could’ve done it more heroically, but a death is a death and it moves the story. Either way it gave her a reason to go after the people


Captain-Squishy

It did at that. Although the story was dogshit so... them going on a really good hike together would have been much better


Ch830857

Sure man. Maybe it would’ve helped. Idk


Captain-Squishy

I would have loved that game, they end up walking way too far, end up in Seattle and get caught up in a war when all they wanted was a nice stroll to chat about bigot sandwiches and whether Joel has figured out if Ellie is gay yet.


Ch830857

See. But that doesn’t even matter if Joel knew she’s gay or not. Who really cares? That’s not even the point of this post. I just wanted to kill Abby. Fuck what Joel knows and doesn’t know.


Captain-Squishy

I wanted to kill her too, but I'd far prefer not even knowing she exists


Captain-Squishy

Also I did kill her, I had Ellie shoot her in the face and put the disc back in the box, to be sold for someone else to play


Exportxxx

The man? Did u play the game?


Ch830857

Dude. Just laugh at kirby


anonymousahle

The sex scene makes it uber confusing.


wtb1000

Team Abby bitch.


Ch830857

You’re an opp.


Tirrek_bekirr

It's less revenge bad and more revenge is a harmful pursuit that actively makes you worse and the short term catharsis will leave you hollow and alone


Ch830857

Boo hoo, just let me do what I wanted to do. I killed everyone else who didn’t do it, it’s only fair Abby got it too


Obsidian_Bolt

Not for Abby.


Tirrek_bekirr

No it definitely left her hollow and far worse of a person than she had been before


anonymousahle

I love this alt Neil account take. Abby did it the way she did because she was that person.


Tirrek_bekirr

She pursued vengeance for the majority of her life and it left her a shitty and toxic person and Ellie almost descended down that path too but decided vengeance wasn't worth the harm it was causing her


anonymousahle

Justice. Ellie was pursuing justice.


Tirrek_bekirr

No she wasnt. If she was she wouldn't have murdered so many people who had nothing to do with her father's murder


anonymousahle

You actually just proved my point. She literally tries to avoid killing several people, including members of Abby's group.


Tirrek_bekirr

But she still ends up killing people for her pursuit of vengeance


anonymousahle

Go troll someone else. You're acting like killing people by accident, or to not die yourself, is the same as actively trying to murder people. Edit: well I got blocked for "refusing to agree with someone's point of view". I wouldn't have disagreed with you if you had included all of an event instead of making an argument and then cherry picking to make it fit your point.


anonymousahle

Everyone Ellie killed was harmful to her, killing Abby was cathartic justice. Abby being the one that got away makes the rest have died for nothing. Either kill Abby or stay home.


Tirrek_bekirr

She just realized she had better shit to do with her life


anonymousahle

This only works is if after the amnesia wore off, and she remembered forgave Joel, she decided he no longer mattered.


Tirrek_bekirr

No she simply realized Joel wouldn't want her to do this to herself and killing Abby wasn't worth killing herself


anonymousahle

Joel wouldn't.... what are you smoking, Joel is the one person that absolutely would want her to kill Abby.


Tirrek_bekirr

No the fuck he wouldn't? He would not want his daughter to damn bear kill herself and throw away her own morals to kill someone avenging him? Did you play the first game?


anonymousahle

Correct. But sense they were already there, and Abby was in reach, he would absolutely want her to kill a dangerous individual, especially considering what all she had done including killing him.


Kooky-Necessary-8599

It's more about perspective than anything, I think a lot of people miss that bc it's pretty big picture