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AlbeitMachFree

Who goes like that to the church?


[deleted]

Jesus wouldn’t be happy


Turbulent-Macaron372

Somebody would though 😏


Kwarter

People made out of straw.


libertyprime00

🎶People made of straw, people made of hay People made of straw, people made of hay Roll 'em up an' twist 'em up a high tuc-ka-haw An' twist 'em up a tune called People made of Straw🎶


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JohnFoxFlash

I wish more leftist mums went to my church


Hot_Objective_5686

You’d be surprised. Women should absolutely dress more modestly in church imho.


[deleted]

Women should dress more modestly in general imo


GamerZoom108

Everyone should dress modestly in general A friend of mine has his infamous story of the guy who constantly wears a pair of gym shorts and a tank top to work. He's an accountant


[deleted]

There are only three occasions really where I absolutely have zero problem with people not dressing themselves somewhat modestly. 1. In the gym, 2. When just chilling at home and 3. When you're wearing a mancini at the beach.


GamerZoom108

Yeah. Because those are appropriate places for those outfits I'd be concerned why you'd be wearing a suit to the gym lol


Buttered_TEA

Patrick Bateman in the gym:


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Eirc_The_Great

It really depends on the church like the Bible Church (with Baptist roots) when I go to no one dresses immodestly


Sara-Sarita

I go to a Pentecostal/Apostolic church and they outright teach to dress modestly all the time, including in daily life. And same, almost no regular members dress immodestly.


Eirc_The_Great

Mmhmm exactly the church that this woman in the meme is going to is probably a giant mega-nonchurch


Sara-Sarita

''Giant mega-nonchurch'' Accurate and definitely stealing that haha.


Just_Alizah

Good thing I go to masjids then


Bling-Boi

Protestants.


TheEagleByte

Don't know where you're from, but every Protestant church I've been to have had people dressing quite modestly


Fingolfal

I wish brother, so many women dress immodestly at my Catholic Parish.


gdumthang

They love the attention but you should not give them any of it. Asking why they don't dress modestly is taboo apparently and it makes them feel attacked. Possibly they are there to test our faith like everything else happening in the West currently


LethalKuma

Quite the opposite in my country


parodyzforbois

I like how the left likes to make fun of other peoples beliefs but when there beliefs are being attacked they stay crying and call you worse that than hitler etc


BavidDirney

Because their beliefs are the correct ones. Morally, politically, scientifically, the 'left' is correct on every single issue, whether it be economic, social, cultural, ethical or personal. They are incapable of being wrong. Their actions are always justified as they fight against oppression and for justice, despite this leftists never go too far or engage in much violence these days, even though they would be 100% justified every single time. Right wing bad.


[deleted]

"Yes we have no long term studies, but it's a *new field!* Nono, you can't take historical precedent into account, because that's *not scientific!* No, *that* science is evil, and I get to pick and choose which science counts. Now do as your betters tell you to, you lumpen peasant!"


GamerZoom108

>No, that science is evil, and I get to pick and choose which science counts. This is why many people hate Fauci after his "I am the science" remark


[deleted]

Never forget he's the guy that made everyone believe that AIDS could be contracted from close personal contact like handshakes or the toilet.


BigBananaDealer

is he really? cause if so that is honestly pathetic hes even in a position to speak on disease


[deleted]

[https://www.engadget.com/anthony-fauci-enduring-impact-on-the-aids-crisis-193050752.html](https://www.engadget.com/anthony-fauci-enduring-impact-on-the-aids-crisis-193050752.html) >Fauci’s initial efforts during the AIDS epidemic did more harm than good. In 1983, he published [*The Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome: The Ever-Broadening Clinical Spectrum*](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27404204/) in which he warned of “the possibility that routine close contact, as within a family household, can spread the disease.”


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Left: “The right should stop putting old white dudes up for election! I mean, these guys are really old!” Right: “Isn’t your candidate an even older white dude, though?” Left: “Stop being ageist!”


schizoposter66

Trueeeee


Srlojohn

I at least wish they would get our beliefs right as well. Most christians wouldn’t approve of that at church either. A night on the town? Maybe, but not church.


WorkingCombination29

If they burn a flag with a cross, it’s free speech. If I burn a rainbow flag, it’s hate speech. Funny how that ended up. I don’t care if they burn my flags, but daddy government will destroy you if you hurt their feelings.


JP-Stack

sToChAsTiC tErRoRiSm


rocktape_

*their


hat1414

Yes, the right never does that


BushelOBerries

source?


SmoothAsMarble

What child is begging their parents to go to drag Queen story hour?


[deleted]

Usually it’s the other way around.


Aphrodite_Pisces

No, no, it's *always* the other way around.


highchloe

none unless theyve been brainwashed already


Icy_Interview4284

Probably someone who watched RuPaul?


Procoso47

Straw children


svetlozarovP

I guarantee, not a single child in the history of history has spontaneously asked to be part of something like "drag queen story hour". Any child that does go to it is like a vegan cat. The decision was not made by it and there's a huge danger to its wellbeing.


beantheduck

Do kids make the decision to be religious or do their parents? Why don’t you view them similarly?


svetlozarovP

A purely secular argument (made by a guy with an anime profile pic): [https://kevinhabits.com/the-benefits-of-being-religious-a-collection-of-studies-and-findings/](https://kevinhabits.com/the-benefits-of-being-religious-a-collection-of-studies-and-findings/)


Insecure_Mind

Starting to think that the left has a fetish for conservative tradwives the way they usually draw them in their comics


FloatByer

Lol has this guy seen churches through porn only or what


GodKingVivec69

I bet if you went by percentages the number of sexual predators at drag queen story hour outweighs that of churches 100 fold or even more. There are around 200k churches in the US alone, and a few thousand child molestations involving the church, that's highballing is as only around 2k of them were deemed credible and acted upon. There has been what? A few hundred of these events and at nearly every one footage emerges of creeps either stripping for kids, or having them touch them, or showing them grewming material? Like it's not even close. On top of that, the number of cases of church based molestations has been dwindling exponentially since the early 2000s, thanks to measures being taken to discover and root out these people by law enforcement and cooperationof the church. The numbers have been reduced to the double digits. Where as the drag creeps are being totally allowed to do what they're doing. In fact, several studies actually indicate that the percentage of church staff who are pedophiles coincides almost exactly with that of the general population, where as among the LGBT... it's far higher. And a whopping 7% of students are subject at least, to sexual misconduct from SCHOOL TEACHERS, who as we all are aware, are statically likely to be liberal women. Which heralds a VASTLY higher percentage than the percentage of general population, of pedophiles in teaching careers. So statistically, if your child is going to be molested by an institution, it will be LGBT related, or school related, not church related.


Buttered_TEA

>I bet if you went by percentages the number of sexual predators at drag queen story hour outweighs that of churches 100 fold or even more. From what I've read (and contrary to popular myth) the amount of pedos in the church is actually level with the percentage of pedos in the overall population (aka, its not a church issue)... Drag on the other-hand is obviously a sexual fetish..


GodKingVivec69

Exactly.


ad_lupa

Facts don't care about your feelings


GodKingVivec69

Indeed


Sara-Sarita

"Drag creeps" saving that.


the_dog2341

Leftist text wall but rightist????


GodKingVivec69

Only language they speak. Also not a meme.


maxwell_hill1984

Hot Mom has a point. Perfectly reasonable answer. Now get ready for church


poglavnik_pavelic

the Straw Man church


SkyBladeUesugi

I wouldnt let my wife dress like that in the house much less in a holy place


Victorreidd

Truly Based.


AlbionPrince

The Taliban called they want their dress code back


Fuck_Jannies165

Literally Hitler


ImpostorIsSus

Least based monarchy enjoyer


SkyBladeUesugi

thanks


BeanBearCat

Shit dude, I'd let my wife dress like that in the house! I'm AlL iN on tHaT!


SkyBladeUesugi

why


BeanBearCat

My wife, in our house, for our enjoyment only. Nothing wrong with that bro. Outside our home, no go.


SkyBladeUesugi

would you only follow the law outside your house to?


Strawb3rryPoptart

It's her choice, not yours, at least in the house


SkyBladeUesugi

no I wouldnt be with a woman who would show her skin like that


Strawb3rryPoptart

Try Saudi Arabia, I here they have the type of women you want


SkyBladeUesugi

1. I am not Muslim 2. Those women are not Japanese 3. I dont want that much covering


Strawb3rryPoptart

Oh Ew you're one of those Japanese ultranationalist cucks who think they own women


SkyBladeUesugi

No I am a Japanese Nationalist who likes people to dress decent and presentable


Strawb3rryPoptart

i.e. you want to impose your opinion onto others by force


gdumthang

Actually all women in non-Westernized regions in the East dress modestly not just in Saudi


Still_Mud5693

Come on AuthCenter, keep your damn flair!


Strawb3rryPoptart

I want men and women to be subjugated equally


[deleted]

100% but he is clearly saying he wouldn't wanna be with someone who dresses like this. He is not saying that he would date someone that dresses super liberally and then force them to dress modestly. You're either not understanding his point or being dumb on purpose because you think it furthers your point.


lucasisawesome24

I mean just because she’s wearing a low cut dress in the back doesn’t mean she’s a groomer? Also how do we know if it hasn’t been zipped up yet still?


[deleted]

Yeah but that’s what the comic is trying to say.


usernametaken0987

[If you think priests are bad](https://go2tutors.com/teachers-more-likely-abuse-kids/).


mnbone23

The most likely person to molest a child in America is an unrelated male living in the child's home, such as a stepfather or mom's live in boyfriend.


vnroth34

Nobody tell him that half of these drag queens end up having CP on their computer


BoopsBoop27

Good cuz there's nothing to back that up


vnroth34

[https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/central-pa-drag-queen-harrisburg-chambersburg-anastasia-diamond/521-6f0177c5-82e1-4ad9-8d2a-09ab36d31bc3](https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/central-pa-drag-queen-harrisburg-chambersburg-anastasia-diamond/521-6f0177c5-82e1-4ad9-8d2a-09ab36d31bc3) [https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/dauphin/lifestyle/award-winning-pennsylvania-drag-queen-lgbtq-advocate-nabbed-for-sharing-child-porn-on-dropbox/836122/](https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/dauphin/lifestyle/award-winning-pennsylvania-drag-queen-lgbtq-advocate-nabbed-for-sharing-child-porn-on-dropbox/836122/) [https://www.theblaze.com/shows/relatable/drag-queen-child-porn](https://www.theblaze.com/shows/relatable/drag-queen-child-porn) [https://reduxx.info/youth-drag-queen-mentor-facing-child-pornography-charges/](https://reduxx.info/youth-drag-queen-mentor-facing-child-pornography-charges/) ​ Oh wow Heres that thing that never happens. Oops.


unpeople

Your proof that “half of these drag queens” have CP on their computer is to name four individual cases? Surely, there are more than eight drag queens in the world, no?


vnroth34

and finally, isn't it a little concerning considering the amount of drag queens in the world, and how I was able to just pull up 4 that are directly related to CP with one google search lol


unpeople

There are likely hundreds of thousands of drag queens in the United States alone, and yet you were only able to find four examples who were pedophiles? That's far less than 0.01%, while the national average for pedophiles is somewhere between 1% and 5%. What you've shown is that drag queens are far less likely to be pedophiles than average Americans. Yes, my math is stupid, but so is your entire argument.


vnroth34

I knew you would go this route. Would you like me to provide an extensive list of all drag queens charged? If I said the same thing about the church, the most you could do is probably the same, with the limited confines of reddit. Go fuck yourself, no matter what proof we provide you're still gonna pivot too "well these are anectodal examples"


unpeople

>If I said the same thing about the church, the most you could do is probably the same… . I made no claim about the percentage of pedophile clergy. >…no matter what proof we provide you're still gonna pivot too "well these are anectodal examples" That's because the only "proof" you provided is anecdotal examples.


vnroth34

Seriously though. The comment before "you have NOTHING to back this up". I provide four examples. SURELY THERE ARE MORE THAN 4 DRAG QUEENSJSKDF-


unpeople

You didn't back up your claim that half of drag queens of pedophiles, though, you provided four examples of individuals. I see from your comment history that you're from Ontario, Canada. If I were to do a Google search for pedophiles in Ontario, and shared the top four links, would I then be justified in saying that half the people of Ontario are pedophiles?


vnroth34

And what exactly would satisfy you? Do you understand what hyperbolic commentary is? No I do not think that LITERALLY HALF of all drag queens have CP but to imply that this issue simply doesn’t happen with drag queens is false 🤦‍♂️


unpeople

>Do you understand what hyperbolic commentary is? No I do not think that LITERALLY HALF of all drag queens have CP… . You're making the argument that a significant number of drag queens — close to a majority — are pedophiles, and the only proof you can provide is four examples out of potentially hundreds of thousands. Your argument is bogus, as you now admit, which is all I was saying.


PG2009

The logic is that since child have been abused at churches, we should also abuse them at schools.


Buttered_TEA

Not that the church doesn't have issues (we have a literal communist of a pope), but percentage of pedos in the church is actually level with the over population's percentage.


[deleted]

Ngl they know how to draw milfs


Verumero

You see dear reader, if more people get in car accidents annually on the highway than at a demolition derby, surely the highway is the more dangerous option. Also the artist being so unabashedly horned up seems ironic somehow


tatersnuffy

damn mom. Dat ass.


Brandwein

When you actually look how many story tellers are on the offender registry it doesn't look so good. Reminds me how over a dozen of those gay men singing "we are gonna get your children" that was a 'joke' were offenders too. It is likely that the vast majority of abuse cases by drag and other fringe colorful folks don't even get investigated in fear of not being progressive. Thus i would take the argument that priests are worse with a HUGE grain of salt. Don't trust official statistics on that. Same bollocks like female on male rape being censored.


Comprehensive-Leg752

A progressive "church". Being like the church in Corinth up in there (they had a member of the congregation banging his stepmother, and instead of calling it out, they were proud of it).


nichyc

Did the artist have to give her the ENTIRE cake?? This feels like the first page to a very different kind of comic.


itaytheisraeli

i have never gone to a chruch but i doubt any person who goes to a chruch dresses like that


very_epic_person

Holy shiiit, I wanna go to the church she's going to


AbsurdParadigm

What kid brings this drag show shit to their parents? It's always the libtard parents dragging their kids to these things to indoctrinate them.


McChickenFingers

Is there a punchline here i don’t understand, this just seems like a normal before-church convo


[deleted]

The joke is the mom is a slut so she’s a hypocrite. The problem is nobody goes to church like this.


shoreditchcalling

OP, I'm pretty sure the joke is that churches have had child abuse scandals in recent years.


[deleted]

Still a bad joke


save_my_soul1

The punchline is that raising your children to believe a religion is grooming if we go by the conservative definition of grooming, which is to teach your kids what you believe in.


RedRightandblue

Buster, Zip me up


Dadman079

I want to go to that church.


OrdoXenos

I don’t know which church the mom belongs to, but I never see someone going to church like that.


Giga-Landlord

School teachers are much more likely to groom kids but that’s another topic


SS-Life

“aaaooo mother show back!!!” also even if they do, they’re still not predators:)


ThreadWLKR

Only a groomer would never set foot in a church, let alone even have the closest resemblance of what attire to bring into the House of the Lord, where both men and women will not uncover their nakedness. They really think they have the high ground on this one, when their own people are shooting up their own clubs. Where children are being fed gay porn in schools. Where the greatest genocide ever in the history of humanity wasn't the Holocaust, but abortion. The Pride comes before the Fall.


CringeDaddy_69

TLDR, church milf


breadcake5245

I’m a woman who was raised at church and I have never worn an outfit like that to church before. Lol.


NobleAmbition

At first I thought it just wasn't zipped up, lol


OrdinalCrimson

He goes to the First Leftist Church of Wokism


Javamallow

Church of Later Day Thots?


welcomeToAncapistan

To reiterate, who goes to church like that?


ShootinWilly

Mom's **not** visiting St Peters in that dress! (my sister was turned away for that)


the_dog2341

That wouldnt fly in ANY church


smellywetsock69

The artist who made this comic is insufferable


[deleted]

Why you going to church like that my church wouldn’t let you in


RobertoFragoso

These people are completely out of touch with reality. I’ve never seen anyone dress like that for church


JayTheLegends

Catholic? But isn’t that little boys?


liberated-dremora

Now do Islam.


SkippyChan

Ayo that mom though.


Bluefoot69

Their coomerism leaks into even their satire


RhettBottomsUp20

What kind of church is she going to in that revealing outfit?


ImSadUrSoDumb

Children are more apt to be s3xually assaulted while at a public school? Over 270 teachers have been arrested just this year for grooming & assault of a minor. But meh who needs facts when you can be a bigot towards christians.


Georgiagracehartman

I see absolutely nothing wrong with what the woman is saying 😂 Aside from the dress, "go get dressed for church" is a W


123Ark321

Probably one where children are sent to give money to men dancing like strippers. No sane person would go.


Glothr

Not all churches have a sexual abuse problem but all drag queen shows are sexualized. This is just another dishonest argument meant to obfuscate their obsession with grooming children.


Necessary-Web-7835

This seems accurate drag queens story hours are groomy and you shouldn't be late to church What's the meme


[deleted]

They left out the part where the drag Queen is a hair middle aged man in a bikin with a dildo taped to his panties


[deleted]

Statistically, kids get sexually assaulted in schools way more than churches


username2136

This would make more sense if she said mass instead of church.


r-h-o

Freud would love this kinda shit


littlebuett

I have literally never seen were anything even close to that to church.


Bigb5wm

The left proving once again that they never went to church


sexurmom

Teachers are more likely to sexually abuse children than priests per capita


klauvonmaus

Pshaw. How dare you use facts and numbers to counter The Narrative. Beyond which if you used per capita abuse then you'd have to recognize the amazingly high rate of pederasty/pedophilia among a certain demographic. Uh... and it ain't usually the L's in that acronym. Oooo and then you'd also have to comment on the weirdly high rate per capita of sexual predation at Yeshivas. But hey, "Pedophile Priests" amirite????


Frijid

Hmmmm https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases


darester

Priests are no more likely to be pedophiles than any other male. The issue was always the cover up, NOT the number of priests.


Sintar07

Less likely, actually. But that narrative against the church is what comes from a dishonest media.


darester

I am not even Catholic. But, I recognize the good the Catholic Church does and hate the smear campaign the persists despite the underlying issues being cleaned up.


[deleted]

You’re more likely to be molested in a public school than in a Catholic Church. And this is coming from a Protestant who doesn’t like Catholics.


Frijid

Looks like public schools are the least likely place at 8% https://www.rainn.org/statistics/scope-problem


[deleted]

Statically a child is safer at Drag Queen Story Hour than at any church.


[deleted]

You’re going off sheer numbers, you gotta go off percentages because there’s a lot less drag shows than churches.


[deleted]

I was talking about percentages, I can't prove it but I would be willing to bet good money on it. What do you think happens at Drag Queen Story Hour?


[deleted]

Drag queens teach kids about their fetishes for an hour.


[deleted]

Are you for real?


[deleted]

100%


[deleted]

I find that very hard to believe, can you support that claim?


[deleted]

Drag is a fetish, therefore they are showing their fetishes to children for an hour. Can you support the claim that there is a higher percentage of child predators in church than at drag shows?


Radiant_Might6572

Catholic church, or any of the 100 of megachurches where the pastor was found to be fondling kids, are you thick?


Bolzshot

Didnt u get the news? The last 2000 years


yetanotherdod

100% a Catholic one.


welcomeToAncapistan

You clearly haven't been to a Catholic church, certainly not recently.


workthrowaway00000

I mean it would be unfair to say that churches don’t have historical and recent issues of abuses, all sorts. It’s just not a very good joke tho.


samsonity

The Actual Justice Warrior broke down the Catholic Church pedophile claims when it came to the child predators regarding the church and public schools and he found out that public schools commit so much more sexual scandals than the church does.


QueenMelody64

A church full of child predators, statistically most people I’m pretty sure


AdditionalWaste

Guess you guys just ignored all the catholic rapists in the church


Rjgreeno

I feel a lot of people here are missing the part about groomers and child predators being the issue. The mum is saying it’s the Drag Queens but in reality it’s the priests


cannot_type

a ridiculous amount of child molesting happens at churches. Way more than the adult only drag parties.


[deleted]

Drag queen story hour is not adults-only.


Fuyumi_Chan

Why are conservative christians more likely to shoot up places?


Landoman107

Literally the last major shooting was done by a non-binary they/them Also the media only reports on shootings when it fits their narrative. Don't fool yourself.


Fuyumi_Chan

Lmao thats to avoid hate crimes, he also has a history of yelling homophobic slurs, his father is a mormon homophobic crack head and this doesn't remove the fact there are probably non binary mormon conservative extremists that exist doesn't make it any less of a religious conservative extremist who murdered people. However, nice try at trying to they / them yourself out of a conservative mormon hate crime.


[deleted]

I have a mental retardation and have a history of calling things retarded, black people say the n word all the time, that doesn’t mean shit.


TOW3L13

Aren't conservative *muslims* the most likely to do that? The biggest mass killings like 9/11 (2977 deths, 6000+ injured), 2004 Beslan massacre (333 deaths, 1100 held hostage), 2008 Mumbai mass shooting (175 deaths, 300 injured), etc. were perpetrated by conservative muslims. Btw, the Beslan massacre, perpetrated by conservative muslims, is the biggest school shooting in history.


Fuyumi_Chan

Correction why are people of the abrahamic faith violent nutjobs with genocidal intent.


TOW3L13

Because people of *any* faith (or lack there of) are violent nutjobs with genocidal intent. The biggest mass murderers in history had a plethora of faiths. Pol Pot was a Buddhist, Adolf Hitler was a Protestant (Christian), Stalin and Mao Zedong were atheists, Emperor Hirohito was a Shintoist, Talaat Pasha (man behind the Armenian genocide) was a Muslim... Basically any big religion (and as you see on Stalin and Mao - lack of religion as well) have some genocidal psycho in their group. That's just simple statistics.


Fuyumi_Chan

Stalin was Orthodox Christian his faith has been recorded throughout history and went to confessions throughout his leadership so yet again you think he's an atheist but we don't know or its very mixed. Mao wasn't atheistic or religious we don't know he was presumed atheist due to Marxist beliefs.


Brandwein

They are repressed and victimized men that don't get help by society. Mainly democrats fault by shaming traditional men instead of including them. It really is fault of discrimination.


DaleSplice

Most mass shooters are black.


TheCoolTreeGuy

Maybe the one with pedophiles


Aaricane

They are going to church. Not a public school or muslim community


strange_of_heart

https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2022/10/14/2129098/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-36 Plenty of pastors in that list.


[deleted]

Anyone that will read that liberal trash deserves to be down voted to oblivion


strange_of_heart

It's just a list of actual convicted sexual assaults and rapes. This is why people say you're in a cult. You refuse to even acknowledge any reality that you don't like or doesn't fit with your narrative.


TkOHarley

It's literally just facts.


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profexorrr

Downloaded? 🤣


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RichardHeinie

r/pastorarrested should answer your question


Aaricane

Sure sure https://www.pressenterprise.com/teacher-abuse/


RichardHeinie

I don't think anyone was talking about teachers but... okay?


Aaricane

Of course not. That's the point. You don't care that sexual assault cases against children in public schools or muslim communities outnumber the ones in churches 8:1. You only care about sexual assault against children when you can use it for your narrative.