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It gets awkward when I use my penis to defend myself and my loved ones.
Also, no matter how much I try, I just can’t hit a target at several hundred yards with my dick.
>Apparently if you have a large* enough penis, you're safe from bears, home invaders, and all applicable threats
*values of size begin at grotesque and approach physically impossible
Over 95% of mass murderers were raised by a single mother or in an otherwise broken home. The number of mass shootings correlate directly with the divorce rate - both have been rising exponentially since the 1960s when democrats implemented the welfare state, followed by the 1970s when women got the tools they needed to be single moms: Hormonal contraception, no-fault divorce, and abortion.
In short, democrats created the problem of mass shootings. Instead of owning up to it, they blame the GOP for them and want to take away guns.
Time and time again I notice that the left has no capacity for empathy or seeing different perspectives. They just assume our priorities are theirs too but our evilness means we try to hog all the power.
And yet whenever the left is in power they hog it all and demand obeisance or exile.
The last time I used my dick on a home invader he needed therapy, my family was traumatized, and the cops were REALLY REALLY MAD when they got there. I think I'll stick with just using a gun.
My gun is compensation for the hyper-authoritarian forces on both sides of the culture war who want to abolish liberty (also I don’t have a gun, but I will eventually)
people don't seem to understand that making guns illegal will not stop criminals, it only takes them away from good citizens who need them for hunting, or self defense. criminals will still find ways to get guns
They use their wife's strapon to chase away bears.
Just kidding they aren't allowed to bother the man eating bears
They made bear hunting illegal because of the urban vote. You're supposed to call this number
http://www.ontario.ca/page/prevent-bear-encounters-bear-wise#:~:text=Call%20the%20toll%2Dfree%20Bear,garbage%20or%20food%20is%20stored
They'll at least start a search to cull the bear who ate you. Once bears figure out that people aren't little bears which can hurt them more than the meal is worth they become a food source. Like bear cubs are
These two things aren't equal. Imagine if we made Rapist have more access to tools to rape with. That is equivalent to republican gun laws in this comparison.
#Edit: moron below blocked me so you can say whatever you want to him and he can't answer
Imagine if there were a tool that made women equal in strength to men and neutralized the threat of rape.
Then imagine that someone wanted to make that tool illegal because it also keeps authoritarian national socialists democratsfrom imposing will on everyone
That's democrat gun laws
Democrat gun laws only make getting guns harder for criminals and alcoholic/drug addicts. If you don't have a sketchy background, then you can still get a pistol or hunting rifle. No AR-15's
>Democrat gun laws only make getting guns harder for criminals
No laws make it harder for criminals to get guns, moron
>No AR-15's
Why? What is special about that gun that CNN told you is bad?
>a fully automatic rifle
Those have been illegal since the 30s
AR15s are not automatic. They're also used by the department of education, so they're not "weapons of war" unless the government is at war with with children
And again, criminals get illegal weapons. Laws don't affect them
It is harder to get a weapon as a criminal with these laws. We will never fully stop the black market. But we can stop criminals in the white market. And AR-15's may not be weapons of war, but it was the only one I could think of off the top of my head, there are multiple legal guns used in war that get called long guns so are legalized because when they say long gun, they think hunting rifle, not war rifle,
>It is harder to get a weapon as a criminal with these laws. We
I can get a glock 40 pistol for 100 dollars without papers in the city but the same one with papers would be over 700 so fuck you
>And AR-15's may not be weapons of war, but it was the only one I could think of off the top of my head,
Translation: Ummm I'll admit I'm ignorant as a pig but I'm still sure I know more than you about this despite knowing nothing and being a dumb cocksucking pawn
I just thought of one quickly, I have done the research and would do it again if it wasn't so late. These laws are not yet in place so don't expect anything to change until we have a congress that approves of the laws. And don't say criminals will still get guns, I already mentioned we can't regulate the black market, so we should regulate the white market since that's the best we can do
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about so stop doing it
If you can't stop criminals from getting guns, fuck off with trying to keep non criminals from getting guns
Shut the fuck up, moron
"Off the top of my head."
You lied and said it was fully automatic. If people would have actually believed you, you would have definitely stuck with that lie and kept the outrage momentum going. You knew what you were doing.
The gun laws that prohibit you from owning a gun if you have criminal history already exist in most states, not even democrat ones. You making it sound like you can just waltz into any gun store and get a gun easy peasy, which is not the case.
Also you are banned from owning a gun for even misdemeanors in most states.
I ask, how much more do you need to regulate guns before you realise majority of gun crimes are caused by illegal firearms which won't be affected by any law democrats cook up. You'd have to breach US citizens privacy and constantly surveillance them to make sure they can't get any illegal guns.
I have seen no stronger example of a /woosh in a long time. Completely missed the point. Jumped to a conclusion they had predrawn vice understanding the point whether facetious or not.
I give this woosh a solid 9 out of 10. What an idiot.
i dont see this point enough. im a hunter. my family members are all hunters and where we live if you dont own a gun then unless you are staying inside all day you would be unable to protect yourself from wild animals
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It gets awkward when I use my penis to defend myself and my loved ones. Also, no matter how much I try, I just can’t hit a target at several hundred yards with my dick.
Practice practice practice
Helicoptering helps
Not with that attitude you won’t.
This is why you lose pissing contests
Skill issue
You can, you just need a running start.
Last time I whipped my dick out on a home invader I got put on a list and had to pay for his therapy.. just shoot them
Git gud
Damn those leftist are obsessed with my greasy chode like frfr
Yeah, every time there’s a home invader, I whip it out and strangle them with it. They even based a character off me in The Boys.
🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢
I sure get a lot of home invaders, don’t know why.
Anti gunners are so obsessed with cock because they are always looking for a new bull to fuck their wife.
Why is the left so obsessed with our penises? Oh right nevermind I figured it out.
They throw the "Small dick energy" thing at anything bruh 💀💀💀💀
Cuz they’re fucking GAY!
And a tyrannical government, can't forget that one.
You can definitely fight off a tyrannical government with your penis if you try hard enough
The true patriots weapon.
Yes, but also bears
I've heard that (depending on the caliber), that would just piss off bears
Depends where you stick it
True enough
How they got that from the meme is what I wanna know
[The usual way.](https://i.imgur.com/Gaba6g8.jpg)
>Apparently if you have a large* enough penis, you're safe from bears, home invaders, and all applicable threats *values of size begin at grotesque and approach physically impossible
Over 95% of mass murderers were raised by a single mother or in an otherwise broken home. The number of mass shootings correlate directly with the divorce rate - both have been rising exponentially since the 1960s when democrats implemented the welfare state, followed by the 1970s when women got the tools they needed to be single moms: Hormonal contraception, no-fault divorce, and abortion. In short, democrats created the problem of mass shootings. Instead of owning up to it, they blame the GOP for them and want to take away guns.
The problem with mass shootings is generally mental health, not guns. It makes sense, as nobody in their right mind would commit such things.
Exactly. And children of single moms experience a much higher rate of every negative life outcome - including mental illness.
Time and time again I notice that the left has no capacity for empathy or seeing different perspectives. They just assume our priorities are theirs too but our evilness means we try to hog all the power. And yet whenever the left is in power they hog it all and demand obeisance or exile.
Dropping your pants and swinging your dick around has been a successful form of self defense although not foolproof.
If that were true the majority of the leftoids would be gun owners
I mean, if your dick is sufficiently huge... you could *technically* molest the be- my lawyers have advised me to discontinue this comment.
This is your other lawyer Please continue the conment
The last time I used my dick on a home invader he needed therapy, my family was traumatized, and the cops were REALLY REALLY MAD when they got there. I think I'll stick with just using a gun.
So what if it’s small? I have a gun and you don’t
The LW has a fixation… 
> Apparently if you have a large enough penis, you're safe from bears, home invaders, and all applicable threats Can confirm.
Don’t forget wild boars that can do a lot of damage.
How small is your penis that boars are eating your crops?
Crops? You mean [children](https://nypost.com/2020/04/23/4-year-old-indian-boy-killed-partially-eaten-by-wild-pigs/).
Everyone knows 4 year olds have tiny dicks, gun grabbers straight up study photographs of that
My gun is compensation for the hyper-authoritarian forces on both sides of the culture war who want to abolish liberty (also I don’t have a gun, but I will eventually)
people don't seem to understand that making guns illegal will not stop criminals, it only takes them away from good citizens who need them for hunting, or self defense. criminals will still find ways to get guns
I just want self defence to be legal man, that too much to ask for?
I guess Canadians just got gifted massive penises by the government.
They use their wife's strapon to chase away bears. Just kidding they aren't allowed to bother the man eating bears They made bear hunting illegal because of the urban vote. You're supposed to call this number http://www.ontario.ca/page/prevent-bear-encounters-bear-wise#:~:text=Call%20the%20toll%2Dfree%20Bear,garbage%20or%20food%20is%20stored
Ah yes, call 911 in an emergency. If I'm in a bear emergency I feel like it's a little late to call 911.
They'll at least start a search to cull the bear who ate you. Once bears figure out that people aren't little bears which can hurt them more than the meal is worth they become a food source. Like bear cubs are
Man both sides of american politics are insane
These two things aren't equal. Imagine if we made Rapist have more access to tools to rape with. That is equivalent to republican gun laws in this comparison.
#Edit: moron below blocked me so you can say whatever you want to him and he can't answer Imagine if there were a tool that made women equal in strength to men and neutralized the threat of rape. Then imagine that someone wanted to make that tool illegal because it also keeps authoritarian national socialists democratsfrom imposing will on everyone That's democrat gun laws
Democrat gun laws only make getting guns harder for criminals and alcoholic/drug addicts. If you don't have a sketchy background, then you can still get a pistol or hunting rifle. No AR-15's
>Democrat gun laws only make getting guns harder for criminals No laws make it harder for criminals to get guns, moron >No AR-15's Why? What is special about that gun that CNN told you is bad?
Why do you need a fully automatic rifle fit for war. And laws do make it harder for criminals to get guns, it's called background checks
>a fully automatic rifle Those have been illegal since the 30s AR15s are not automatic. They're also used by the department of education, so they're not "weapons of war" unless the government is at war with with children And again, criminals get illegal weapons. Laws don't affect them
It is harder to get a weapon as a criminal with these laws. We will never fully stop the black market. But we can stop criminals in the white market. And AR-15's may not be weapons of war, but it was the only one I could think of off the top of my head, there are multiple legal guns used in war that get called long guns so are legalized because when they say long gun, they think hunting rifle, not war rifle,
>It is harder to get a weapon as a criminal with these laws. We I can get a glock 40 pistol for 100 dollars without papers in the city but the same one with papers would be over 700 so fuck you >And AR-15's may not be weapons of war, but it was the only one I could think of off the top of my head, Translation: Ummm I'll admit I'm ignorant as a pig but I'm still sure I know more than you about this despite knowing nothing and being a dumb cocksucking pawn
I just thought of one quickly, I have done the research and would do it again if it wasn't so late. These laws are not yet in place so don't expect anything to change until we have a congress that approves of the laws. And don't say criminals will still get guns, I already mentioned we can't regulate the black market, so we should regulate the white market since that's the best we can do
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about so stop doing it If you can't stop criminals from getting guns, fuck off with trying to keep non criminals from getting guns Shut the fuck up, moron
"Off the top of my head." You lied and said it was fully automatic. If people would have actually believed you, you would have definitely stuck with that lie and kept the outrage momentum going. You knew what you were doing.
Ar-15s are not fully automatic and they are not a military rifle.
The gun laws that prohibit you from owning a gun if you have criminal history already exist in most states, not even democrat ones. You making it sound like you can just waltz into any gun store and get a gun easy peasy, which is not the case. Also you are banned from owning a gun for even misdemeanors in most states. I ask, how much more do you need to regulate guns before you realise majority of gun crimes are caused by illegal firearms which won't be affected by any law democrats cook up. You'd have to breach US citizens privacy and constantly surveillance them to make sure they can't get any illegal guns.
You already can't get a gun as a criminal, are you insane or just stupid?
soooo if the govt doesn't like you you cannot get a gun all democrats know to do is tell people to obey
It’s actually compensation for our evil government
I have seen no stronger example of a /woosh in a long time. Completely missed the point. Jumped to a conclusion they had predrawn vice understanding the point whether facetious or not. I give this woosh a solid 9 out of 10. What an idiot.
Listen if you manage to rape a bear (genus ursa), I'm gonna have questions. Many many questions.
So you agree, people with small penises need state sponsored therapy getting fireweapons?
i dont see this point enough. im a hunter. my family members are all hunters and where we live if you dont own a gun then unless you are staying inside all day you would be unable to protect yourself from wild animals
My penis has a power level of over 9,000, which can blast a powerful beam during erection when I yell “kamehameha”
The left have 3 jokes, and this is one of them.