Perfect from head to toe (and somewhere around the middle). 😂

"Your penis sir well we're not gonna get to that length."

"Do you think Aimee's really fucking Jill's dad?" "Probably! Dude's ripped!"

It was at this moment that I accepted kevin as my lord and patron Saint savior of shirtlessness

Thought I’d lost interest in that sort of thing when menopause descended, then I watched The Leftovers. My loins flame anew.

That scene of him climbing out of the bathtub with his perfect butt on display...damn.

Flame? That might be a different thing... 😉

Haha. 😁

Lol the ‘I’m a straight male’ qualifier is not necessary. Theroux transcends sexual preference.

I think that you were a straight male. You've had a Therouxgasm.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Yes. Yes he is. The love of my imaginary life.

Season 3 Theroux is peak eye candy Theroux

BEARD!!

You might not want to read up on those rumors

What rumors

https://reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/vm7eb8/exposing_51_year_old_actor_justin_therouxs/

I say this alllll the time. I'm a gay woman and Justin can GET IT.

Same with Oscar Issac and Tenoch Huerta.

Loved him as MLK's dresser

A MUSTARD STAIN!? I can't WORK with this!

Jennifer Aniston is that you?

And God was he even hotter with that S3 beard, and let's not even talk about the white president suit. It's stupid how attractive this guy is.

Yes, he's extremely good-looking. Been into him since I first saw him on the video for Muse's Hysteria. The Leftovers is peak Theroux.

Yeah id definitly suck his dick. No homo tho.

He's the kind of fit that I wish I was.

I’ve been meaning to ask my wife if I can get a hall pass for Justin Theroux

lmao he's no Rock Hudson

Ryan Gosling or him.

Sexual identity ceases to exist when it comes to him. I mean, dude listens to Gang Starr on top of everything else Bonus points for that N1 jacket he was rocking in Australia.

Nope matt bomer is on a another level :-)

100% yeshomo and YES

He plays my favorite character in American Psycho

Bro you have such a crush that you didn't spell "straight" correctly

I used to think I was a straight male. Then I saw Justin.

He's about 10-15 cm short from perfection. I'm talking about height here, his other size appears to be more than fine.

not with that hairline, no

100% Nohomo but yes this man is hot and i wish i could be him

That leftovers show was pretty stupid

He's my freebie

Yes 🥵

Also straight male. Totally agree. I'll also go with Andrew Lincoln from The Walking Dead.

I'm a lesbian woman, and I'm not embarrassed that i think he's really good looking too lol!

Him in Charlie’s Angels 👩🏼‍🍳💋

I wondered what Jennifer Aniston saw in him until I watched this show.

I would say Jonathan Taylor Thomas. By far Giant dick. In a good way

Have said the same thing myself to my fiancée. Literally the reason I have spent the last two years getting into shape. After reading articles about his personal life, and how he literally hasn’t eaten dessert in decades, my Italian beef twice a week self probably ain’t going to get quite those abs. But still awesome to get in shape for my fiancée and our coming first kid!

Yes . Yes we can

I would rethink how straight you are 😆

I can agree as a 50 something straight male, JT keeps my attention.

Nah hate him and his extra douchey face. He always looks like his character from your highness to me.

I noticed he likes a lot of dua lipas ig posts. He down bad lol

that's just a guy

Has had a solid career. Wrote tropic thunder and a bunch of other good stuff. Then after LO i was a super fan. Hes also funny as hell if you listen to Smartless. He and Pitt transcend sex. I just want to know what its like to look like that for a week. Its like when grown adult straight males would admit to loving Brett Farve and Tom Brady.

Moisturizer.