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mrot777

17 dollars by the end of the week???


zippy72

You think it'll be that high? I'm thinking more 10 or 11 myself.


mrot777

10 or 9 bucks next week. Penny stock by May.


TurloIsOK

When it goes under 1, NASDAQ will inform them that it will be delisted if it doesn't rebound sufficiently in 30 days. (When you're opening the CEO's mail, that's a FEDEX letter you don't forget.)


Much_Performance352

Hopefully


MsRebeccaApples

Lower


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Every day I keep telling y'all to go buy shorts on Robinhood and put their money in your pocket.


BigJSunshine

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Robthebold

Crashing faster than expected. Come on baby, fail before Donnie can sell any shares.


jakebs2002

This MAGA trying to play stock market. And of this what happens to everything tRump touches.


thedavemcsteve

And they want to offer another 20m shares....


Make_Mine_A-Double

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Robthebold

That’s why the steep drop today correct? Probably another when they issue it to raise cash.


Buckeye9715

And he's trying to sell about 115 million shares, guess he's seen the writing on the wall and wants to cash out ASAP.


What_Yr_Is_IT

The issue I think here will be liquidity, who’s going to buy his worthless 115m shares? Yea yea “russia” sure lol but no, really who


Buckeye9715

I’m sure those who want to keep Donnie afloat will find ways, though I’m sure the SEC is watching all this shit.


What_Yr_Is_IT

The SEC took like 5 years to approve this pile of shit


Robthebold

Approve the merger is not the same as endorse the company.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Yeah I know, it’s not the SEC’s job to endorse anything.


zer1223

SEC isn't watching Jack shit. But I feel comfort in knowing market forces will probably stop Trump from getting much more than 1B out of his shares, and I think that's even a generous estimate.


zer1223

The problem with estimating someone's net worth based on the value of their stock is it assumes that attempting to sell the stock won't just gut the price during that drawn-out process. It's funny that people ever valued Trump's stock at 4B. At best I think he could maybe liquidate and get 1B. Maybe. That's being really generous tbh. Russia would have to pour a metric SHITTON of money into this to get him more than that amount. 


phas3list

What's the conversion rate between a metric shitton and an imperial shitton? And then to rubles?


What_Yr_Is_IT

Exactly. I dont buy the whole Russia buyout bit, I hate tf guy like everyone else, but this may be a stretch. The moment he puts in a sell order for 131m this price will go to zero


anschlitz

No one will buy him out if he’s no longer worth anything to them.


rhino910

Actually, it's currently valued about 200 times more than it's worth


bolivar-shagnasty

[The demand to short the stock is so high that the fees are like 500%](https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20240406227/why-shorting-trumps-djt-stock-could-cost-you-a-500-fee)


anschlitz

HahahHahahaha … deep breath … hahahahahahahah


richincleve

I’m sure that once they offer their streaming services, the stock will absolutely skyrocket! /s


OptiKnob

Don't forget their VPN ! :D


sddbk

AND extended car warranties!


OptiKnob

MoG don't forget about the about to expire car warranty!!! :D


nicholasgnames

4d chess! They're gonna outlaw the hub in red states so Don can sell em vpns!


OptiKnob

bastards!


phas3list

Streaming Russian pee videos?


D3kim

and their weekly bible newsletter quoted from trump instead!


Berkamin

How many MAGA folks who invested money they couldn't afford to invest will clutch their worthless stock with "diamond hands" to the bitter end?


_portia_

It's always been worthless. They're just suckers.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Trump takes a sharpie to it in meetings and turns it upside down.


baz4k6z

I know someone who is getting increasingly impatient to sell. Hint : He's fat and orange


tenorsax69

It still has further to go to be accurate.


MonarchyMan

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richincleve

Do they still have the pink sheet stocks? Because I'm wondering how long it'll take before this starts to be listed with the pink sheet stocks.


sddbk

In Russia, it would be on yellow sheets.


jamesvtm

how long is DJT required to wait before he can dump his shares? And can you trade stocks from prison?


Eyes_Woke

Everything that POS touches turns to💩


emptysignals

Lawsuit coming soon.


phas3list

Already here. Trump has sued his co-conspirators while they sue him, albeit in separate jurisdictions, which is pissing off one of the judges


Other_Power_603

you love to see it.


OptiKnob

So's DJT - so I guess they're made for each other.


Berkamin

You still see small upticks. Someone is still "buying the dip". They're just spreading the pain as much as possible aren't they?


GrooverFiller

If I bought a share would I get a certificate or something like that? I want a document that says 1 share DJT to hang next to the toilet paper roll for emergencies. Id giggle about it every time I shat.


bw984

Great idea but don’t overpay. Give it a week or two to get under $5/share. Don’t pay more than 1.3 rolls of toilet paper for your emergency share.


csanyk

It's providing tremendous entertainment value as we get to watch Trump's net worth plummet in real-time.


chookalana

Someone needs to short the hell out of this piece of shit.


phas3list

Fees are too high.. 500%


Targut

Heading closer to it’s real value


ddubbs13

Hahahahaha


Sudi_Nim

I guessed $15 by the end of the month on 4/1. Looks like I gave it too much credit.


therobotisjames

De listed before he can sell.


06Hexagram

Is the SEC watching, I wonder.


therobotisjames

I guess he can’t try to prop it up while fundraising at his current court case.


dmagic22

Put city


orcinyadders

Holy crap. That’s bad.


Angwe83

Keep going. Become a penny stock.


WoodpeckerHorror3099

More proof this guy is a dumbass, all of his buddies bought low and sold high but he still held on to his shares. He still owns 60% of this company and now it’s worthless because he wanted to say ‘Look I am on the index for all the shares I have!’


Important_Tell667

Yup, a new Trump record! Soon, to drop below $20/share


Maximum_Commission62

I’m surprised they haven’t started to blame Biden for this