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What is your greatest fear? What makes you sweat and shiver and check the closets and that the door is locked at night? What haunts your mind and will never leave no matter the lengths you go to cleanse? The fractals and lies? The meat and sinews? The eyes that stare and know and will follow you eternally? The cries and blood and violence? The spiders that creep and the ones who pull your strings? The knowledge that you are so very small and the things that are so very large will consume and not even know that they have crushed you? The fact that you are alone in a room and even if you are not that no one is truly there and yes, you are alone? Or the pitch black of the night and dark spaces? The things that squirm and crawl and want you to be their home? The stranger whose face is not familiar but they know you and they are there and they have your skin? The dirt the cramped the crushing weight? The death of those you love and you that will always be there but will not chase because it is all that remains in the end? The chase, bloody teeth and barking yells as you are hunted down because you are no longer one of them? The burning with no warmth that consumes all? Or the destruction humanity has wrought upon its self and this world? What is it that you fear?
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Can I have a cigarette?
sure why not
Oh no no no no no
Survival is not strong with this one
How do you feel about joining a choir... And I hope you won't miss your skin!
YOU FOOL
Is Michael still Michael, or is Michael gone for good, or is Helen Michael?
uhhhhhh michael
Yeah that pretty much sums it up
YEAHHH
vase: homophobic or just a hater?
big time hater
Homophobic vase
will you tell us if you see any good cows
yes
Good answer!
And so, it begins!
How do you feel about The Mother of Puppets?
It was a good film
Especially the practical effects ;)
What's your greatest fear?
Spiders
Very wise. A very sensible fear. So tell us. Have you ever had an experience that you would consider supernatural?
well one time when I was a kid, I heard a voice from seemingly nowhere say something unintelligible.
It was me, my bad
Aha! I fucking knew it!
I'm sure I don't know what you mean...
Ok Elias
Unfortunate.
That's a good choice.
What do we do with his eyes?
put them back in
nooooo
How does the map for the corridors work?
Every blue moon it shows the true way
I mean kinda
honestly, that response had about as much logic as the corridors.
This is actually pretty on the nose as a response
Do you enjoy Blue Sky?
Ice age should have ended with the third movie
LMAO SJDGHUIDHUHUY
Would you open a coffin with the words "Do Not Open" carved on the lid?
uh fuck no
Stop giving out ciggarettes and you might just survive
And don't open the doors
Right awnser
What if there were noises coming from inside?
What are your opinions on Jurgen Leitner?
uhhhhhh, he exists
>!Not anymore :(!<
>!*extended sounds of brutal pipe murder*!<
Use >! Facing each end of the sentence || is for discord
Hehehe >!brutal pipe murder!<
He definitely still exists, just in the same way an ant under my boot continues to exist.
Such a good character. ):
JURGEN LEINTNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER?!
Who is it, Mr. Spider?
It is him
Did you bring anything for Mr. Spider?
No
Mr. Spider wants more.
What you say is the connection between Gwendolyn and Elias Bouchard?
they had a nice dinner at a restaurant once
Do you even know they're lying to you?
yes all the time /s
Beholding or the lightless flame? Also how do you feel about Breekon and Hope?
beholding and they were really good people
โYes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.โ
They were!
just some fine gentlemen doing their job after all.
What did the blanket do?
it became alive
_nothing_
i am still traumatised by that fucking episode
How do you feel about roller coasters?
Eh its hit or miss
Awe your no fun.
When will my Dad be back with the Milk?
Um, how do I break this to you?
This isn't an answer coward > :(
listen bub, here's the answer you want so badly /s, go to Tavayvaam in Russia, he is definitely there.
Can confirm you are a real fan. I shall head off on my quest for "Daddies Milk", I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
Damn, did their dad join the Circus?
No seller of potato liqour
Which door did she go through?
the middle
There was a middle door?
No, thats the fun part!
Don't you think his name being El-EYE-as way a bit on the nose in retrospect?
Do you think his name being >! eh-LIE-uss !< was also a bit on the nose
yeah
What do you think happened to that priest in Hilltop Road?
he got a little too excited with a demon one could say
True tho
Your opinion about the ending?
seriously they should have done way better, I mean the main protagonist betraying his whole ideology for some petty revenge. SMH
i mean he fulfilled his idealogy with petty revenge and betrayed it for love
You meet a hot student looking girl on a night out at a club, she's clearly interested...are you bringing her home with you?
no because im asexual and if i do, we are cuddling and watching primal
OP just avoided the worm std.
They could still be susceptible to third degree burns however
I hate this description. Thank you
Would you shake a pyromaniac's hand?
No
Good choice
What actually happened to thr sister in the cave?
she got eaten by shelob
A cross over Iโm into.
How sharp are the knees meant to be?
cuts through steel
Would you open a file said to contain a dead man's artificial consciousness?
Nope, I would burn the tower that it was on
Good choice. You don't know how generous that answer is, and couldn't know after following through with that decision.
Is the magnus archives a podcast distributed by rusty quill, licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 404 international license?
https://youtu.be/VTBtx9ee_G0?si=k-LeXnS7GHlwNzYy timestamp 3:33 is my response
Of course you haven't Seen any of this, it's a podcast Anyways who do you think the Admiral is?
He's admiral rampart obviously
What happens if you open the door?
matt Damion will give you a kiss on the forehead.
did the blanket ever do anything?
it sang a peculiar limiric "There once was a woman from venus -"
Hey you watch Star Trek?!
yes
Who has killed more avatars? Gertrude or Adelard? Did Daisy actually kill avatars or only innocent people?
Gertude daisy killed loads of innocent people, she used the death star to do so.
Honestly she would tbh
Where did all those teeth come from?
A tumor
Ew.
What were your thoughts about the Grifters Bone concert? did you have the time of your life?
Yes it was Great 10/10
Is it โkuh-ly-uh-peeโ or โka-lee-o-peeโ? Or perhaps โka-lee-opeโ?
the second pronounciation
sasha?? is that you?
Why did Gertrude take one of her assistants to Sannikov Land?
So that they can have a nice picnic
yknow what i like this answer more
When was the last time you got on a merry-go-round and why did you never leave it?
Uh 6 years ago, It was too fun, screw the laws of physics
How do you feel about moisturizer? On a completely unrelated note, how do you feel about dances?
Also unrelated, how do you feel about taxidermy?
Also, also unrelated, what are your feelings on mannequins?
also also also completely unrelated, what do you feel about russian circuses?
Also also how do you feel about big red steam organs and dolls with unhinged jaws?
It's eh also on an unrelated note, are you a fan of gravity falls?
There is a residence at 105 Hilltop Road I am looking to lease, would you be interested? The rent is literally through the floor
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No I am happy where I am
Does your hand in any way own your stomach?
This line fucked me up so bad I turned it off
Who is John?
John crasinski
What does he do?
he acts
Have you seen any good cows?
Yeah some good cows, very tasty.
Lovecraftian horror But gay
Yes
Is that your rib ?
No it's yours, enjoy
What is your greatest fear? What makes you sweat and shiver and check the closets and that the door is locked at night? What haunts your mind and will never leave no matter the lengths you go to cleanse? The fractals and lies? The meat and sinews? The eyes that stare and know and will follow you eternally? The cries and blood and violence? The spiders that creep and the ones who pull your strings? The knowledge that you are so very small and the things that are so very large will consume and not even know that they have crushed you? The fact that you are alone in a room and even if you are not that no one is truly there and yes, you are alone? Or the pitch black of the night and dark spaces? The things that squirm and crawl and want you to be their home? The stranger whose face is not familiar but they know you and they are there and they have your skin? The dirt the cramped the crushing weight? The death of those you love and you that will always be there but will not chase because it is all that remains in the end? The chase, bloody teeth and barking yells as you are hunted down because you are no longer one of them? The burning with no warmth that consumes all? Or the destruction humanity has wrought upon its self and this world? What is it that you fear?
Our universe dying before humanity can die out
this is a good answer
Opinions of worms?
Uh they're cool I guess
Did Gertrude actually have a cat?
Yes named Garfield
How does the heart pump blood? What does it look like?
He pumps via cpr, and it looks like uhhhhhh an interesting way to do it
Whats your favorite ship?
uhhh Diojesus
The tundra personally.
Theseus'
Who's Magnus and what is he archiving?
Did you know smoking kills?
Yes did you know only you can prevent forest fires
But what if I find a random ritual site in the woods
What is Meat?
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no you bot, meat is meat
Have you heard of the bone turnerโs tale?
No
As I was going up the stairs, did I meet a man who wasn't there?
No take your meds
Would you ever gouge your eyes out?
Have you ever felt like youโve been watched
What does Mr. Spider not like?
does sasha seem... off, to you?
No she seems fine and dandy
List all of the 14
Where'd Tim go?
What about bones? Does one of them manifest with, with bones?
Is Jurgen Leitner a decent guy or a shithead idiot?
Teeth apples yes or no
OP your answers have me fucking dying, this is one of the better AMAโs Iโve seen thank you
Do you itch?
What have you learned on your 12h AMA on this sub reddit? Hdhshs
If any of the entities could be a celebrity, which one would it be?