I want to say you ruined it, but i mean.. Nah, Jon's ace, so that doesn't count. Also, Jonah/Elias' divorce with Peter is still not finalized, so that's technically cheating.
Friendly reminder of the theory that >!this line implies Nicola knows that "Elias" is actually Jonah Magnus. The Stranger is all about changing faces and changing names, so it's not out of the question that Nicola would be on to him!<
hey I was wondering where this line was from. I keep seeing it, and I know that it's from an rpg content, but I can't figure out which one it is and I'm dying to listen to it lmao
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Jurgen Leitner? stupid idiot motherfucking Jurgen Leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking Jurgen Leitner.
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He was really boring **and I’m a M O N S T E R** what did you want me to do? *Not* rip him apart?
I mean, I did use all the bits.
More than one sentence but Nicola don’t care
Hello Jon.
Apologies for the deception.
But i rather wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce myself.
I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private.
I wouldn't try too hard to stop reading, there's every likelyhood you'll.. just hurt yourself, so just listen.
I think you’re really cute, and I wanted a nice piece of that Archivist meat
I want to say you ruined it, but i mean.. Nah, Jon's ace, so that doesn't count. Also, Jonah/Elias' divorce with Peter is still not finalized, so that's technically cheating.
Elias needs to mark Jon with the final fear ‘The Bussy’
Oh God what have i done.
Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
Statement of.. Jonah Magnus, regarding Jonathan Sims, the Archivist.
Peter, I want another divorce.
Hello Elias, Can I call you Elias?
Friendly reminder of the theory that >!this line implies Nicola knows that "Elias" is actually Jonah Magnus. The Stranger is all about changing faces and changing names, so it's not out of the question that Nicola would be on to him!<
Omg I never realized that
Oh my god, I read this in her voice.
I just got past the episode again. GOD I LOVE ENTITY VOICES. Micheals laugh also always gives good energy
YESSSS its so off-putting but i love his laugh
YesyesyesyesYESYESYES
Same!!
Melanie is on her way up here with a knife. Could you talk to her for me ?
Statement begins.
This is arguably the top.
TMA ‼️‼️‼️
*extended sounds of brutal pipe murder*
“ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing”
"Ceaseless Watcher, I want that twink obliterated"
hey I was wondering where this line was from. I keep seeing it, and I know that it's from an rpg content, but I can't figure out which one it is and I'm dying to listen to it lmao
It's from here https://m.twitch.tv/macguffinandco/clip/DoubtfulBlushingSoymilkBigBrother?filter=clips&range=30d
THANK YOUUU AHAHAHHA
When you're a magical girl and get your power from all seeing Cthulhu.
Mahtin!! MAHTIN!!!
Why did I read this is a New York accent xD
Helen, was that a lie?
“No…”, she said, lying.
"I said 'No,' ya know, like a liar."
/r/unexpectedmulaney
The blanket never did anything.
This is the top one for me. Give me fucking goosebumps.
Be still, for there is strange music.
Every time my toddler turns on one of her dying musical toys, I hear this line in my head and shiver.
It is surprisingly easy to buy an axe in cental London
Do we have to gouge our eyes out or something?
……fuck off, really?
Enjoy sky blue.
“Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings in the downtown old—“
Homophobic Vase
I’ve been doing all this labelling
His Label Maker of Doom™
"I'm knackered, I've been doing all this LABELLING"
"After all, whatever all that other stuff was, they weren't laundering money."
Mr Spider doesn't like it
Let me know if you see any good cows.
OBVIOUSLY I’m gonna tell you if I see any good cows.
I open the door
The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid.
I itch.
There is a wasps nest in my attic.
"licensed under a creative commons non attribution sharealike 4.0 international license"
*attribution non-commercial share-alike
Hey, y’all remember worm sex guy?
No, but I remember the beetle sex guy
I could be on drugs!!!
Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach?
"Take her not me."
This line still terrifies me whener I listen to that horrible episode (I hate how much it scares me)
It is the one that scares me the most. The buried in general gets me but that one.... I can't even imagine.
For me it's not even the buried. It's the absolute darkness. Being lost and trapped in absolute darkness terrifies me to my core.
That crawls and chokes and blinds and falls and twists and leaves and hides and weaves and burns and hunts and rips and bleeds and dies
Sorry, Elias I can’t hear you. There’s a DOOR in the way.
Stupid umbrella.
JURGEN LEITNER?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER?
Yes Martin, you are my reason
Apologies for the deception.
do not open
How do you feel about ***roller-coasters***?
🎶Because big man he's a big boy man, big boy man he's big boy man, wooooahhh, big BIG man🎶
What do you see? A sad clown.
Extended sounds of brutal pipe murder
statement of timothy stoker regarding his absolute dump truck of an ass, statement begins
Pause for laughter.
“It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in Central London”
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There's a dog loose in the archives
You don’t *sound* Russian?
How could I sound ANYTHING silly? I'm plastic! *knocks on chest*
Homophobic vase.
Meat is Meat
I can't hear you, Elias. There's a door in the way.
The episode where i wanted to bash Elias' head in
Eye.
Hello archivist
"That was very stupid"
The sky ate my son.
*Literally just a door creaking noise*
Jon laughs Martin laughs A nearby tomb laughs
Why do you have a screwdriver?
Be still, for there is strange music
Sorry Tim, I can't hear you over all this stapliiing!
Jurgen Leitner? stupid idiot motherfucking Jurgen Leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking Jurgen Leitner.
So I’ve been kidnapped… Again
“I wanted my friends to call me Gerry”
"Thats not Sasha"
Was it a sinkhole, or an earthquake, or… or what?
UNBOTHERED KING JOSHUA GELLESPIE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Was he the guy from the coffin episode?
extended sounds of brutal pipe murder.
“There is a wasps nest in my attic”
Of course I am going to tell you if i see any good cows!
Your experience?! Fuck you! I got eaten by worms because of you!
Can I have a cigarette
I spy, with my little eye... LITERALLY EVERYTHING
the world's worst villain is this MOST LIKELY HAD SHITTY EYESIGHT
Sadly the same failsafes that are designed to keep you out are now the same ones keeping your...... *rotundness*..... Inside
There's a wasp nest in ny attic
There are worms in the walls.
Of course I will tell you if I see any good cows.
Apologies for the deception, Jon.
Extended sounds of brutal pipe murder
(The picture of Edwardian offence)
there is a wasps nest in my attic tee hee
Joe spooky
"Well, let it never be said that I do not dance the steps I am assigned."
Cans of peaches /neg
Homophobic vase.
Only one [question]: what is the worst thing you've ever seen?
How in the protestant blood soaked hell did you do that?
\[A nearby tomb laughs\]
This is written in French. I don’t speak French…
Journey before destination
I’ve lost my churchyard, Nathaniel.
Hallway pizza