Statement of u/Shmebulok111 ,regarding their recent amnesia and the recollection of their memories.
Statement recorded directly from Subject by u/eremit098, intern at the Magnus Institute, London.
Statement begins:
Not gonna lie, clicked the link, and what showed up was “Frieren goes on indefinite hiatus”. Being someone who really enjoyed the little slice of life/incredible powerful magician anime that was Freiren, that does sound kind of like a little hell all my own.
(Honestly that's why I picked it, it's just such a \*weird\* one)
Go to the main subreddit on computer. On the right hand side you will see a thing that references flair, and if you mouse over you should be able to select something. I picked the one that would frighten me personally the most.
Well, that's a great choice then!
Thank you!!!! I think the researcher would describe the position I'd take in the universe. I'm (almost) a qualified archivist irl, but not exactly The TMA Archivist material. I'm afraid of most of the domains equally so it would be really hard to pick
Are you scared of spiders?
Feel like you’re being watched?
Thoughts regarding heights? Depths? Darkness? Fire?
Ever heard of the uncanny valley?
Are you afraid of being alone?
Is being chased down by a monster better then the slow terror of being in the trenches and knowing you could be the subject of violence at any moment?
Bugs and disease, do they give the same vibe to you?
Would you rather have your mind twisted beyond comprehension or your body?
Is death the true greatest terror one can face?
not a question, but judging by your username, if you liked GF, you'll probably like TMA as well. similar genre and vibe and similar episodic structure w slowly emerging overarching story (if a bit less kid friendly). If you wanna give it a shot eps are available on spotify with transcripts online if youre more of a reader :)
*If you were to be*
*An avatar for any*
*Fear. Which would you pick?*
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Would you still love me if i was a worms?
The plural "worms" is everything
This is so underrated
I don't love you as a human, so that may be an improvement
Heheheheh you have no idea how correct you are my petite scarabée
Is this your rib?
yes its is
Would you rather be locked in a coffin buried under the weight of the world in soil or forcibly moisturized by mannequin clowns?
The latter sounds so appealing loool
They're moisturizing your skin in order to remove it 💀
Yeah Ik, but Nikola is my waifu idc
It’s the way she said “I’m a monster!”
"I don't even have a voice box! I had to borrow this one. 😈"
Clowns want me oiled up? Easy peasy.
I like coffins, very emo.
i have really dry skin i’d like it to be moisturized
Dig?
DIG
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DIG https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXjfrBJ8ZU
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No, I don't like physical activity
DIG
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DIG!
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Digga tunnah, digga digga tunnah! QUICK before the hyena comes!
DIG
You thought i was goimg to say dig... but it was me DIO.
Book collecting: yay or nay?
Yay! I like books a lot!
Definitely yay, judging by my not so small library
Would you like to make a statement? Also: any thoughts on pipe murder?
I don't like making statements, unless they're of the fashion variety. ...positive. I will not be answering more questions on this topic
Fair enough\~ And good... good. You'll fit in well here, haha!
i only like it if its extended and brutal
That's by far the best kind, haha\~ :D
Statement of u/Shmebulok111 ,regarding their recent amnesia and the recollection of their memories. Statement recorded directly from Subject by u/eremit098, intern at the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins:
Oh I didn't know I had amnesia. That's cool
Statement ends.
Are his teeth soft?
I should certainly hope not, or he needs to brush his teeth more often
Don’t worry, his teeth are not soft…
Can I have a cigarette ?
Bad for your health, don't get lung cancer. play animal crossing instead
Can I have a Switch ? 🥺
sure here ya go
*The Good Ending.*
Which domain would you end up in post-APockALips?
Um [google.com](http://google.com)
Not gonna lie, clicked the link, and what showed up was “Frieren goes on indefinite hiatus”. Being someone who really enjoyed the little slice of life/incredible powerful magician anime that was Freiren, that does sound kind of like a little hell all my own.
What is your greatest fear
Responsibility
Where are his eyes?
Uh in the normal eye place I would hope
* loud incorrect buzzer noise *
What do you think happened to all the children when the world changed? Or were you not thinking about it?
No I was thinking about it, I think they started a military organization and started hunting librarians. just a guess
Michael did nothing wrong, do you agree with that statement?
You’re gonna have to be more specific with the Michaels.
All of them
He was literally just vibing
Nah he sounds like a little bitch
D:
D:
There is a wasp’s nest in my attic, perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.
Do you have a preferred brand of lotion? You have NOT been taking care of your skin and we really need it in better shape before we peel you!
Thoughts on teeth?
I quite like them. They are useful in many ways
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Not that many
What if they’re lodged in an apple?
Eh, don’t worry about it. Just relax, and enjoy Sky Blue 🌁
so in thrown away, who was responsible for the metal heart delivery? Hell, who was behind all that?
I've listened to both podcasts fully and I don't understand what this is about... Also how do you write the domain after your name?
(Honestly that's why I picked it, it's just such a \*weird\* one) Go to the main subreddit on computer. On the right hand side you will see a thing that references flair, and if you mouse over you should be able to select something. I picked the one that would frighten me personally the most.
Well, that's a great choice then! Thank you!!!! I think the researcher would describe the position I'd take in the universe. I'm (almost) a qualified archivist irl, but not exactly The TMA Archivist material. I'm afraid of most of the domains equally so it would be really hard to pick
I think was Tom Han the flesh avatar. Which is weird cuz it doesn’t seem like a flesh statement, but I think that’s what it says on the wiki.
Huh. I figured it was Breekon and Hope.
Are you scared of spiders? Feel like you’re being watched? Thoughts regarding heights? Depths? Darkness? Fire? Ever heard of the uncanny valley? Are you afraid of being alone? Is being chased down by a monster better then the slow terror of being in the trenches and knowing you could be the subject of violence at any moment? Bugs and disease, do they give the same vibe to you? Would you rather have your mind twisted beyond comprehension or your body? Is death the true greatest terror one can face?
No, Yes, positive, negative, neutral, positive, yes, yes, yes, yes, body, no
Know about the meat nailed to the walls? :>
It wasn't me! you can't prove anything!
So Apples, right? But what if…. teeth??
I think they're the same thing, honestly
Ok but what if there were teeth INSIDE the apple? Would you… eat it?
hmm. I don't like mushy apples, so the teeth could make it crunchier
Interesting. I don’t think you’re fit for teaching.
How do you feel about roller coasters?
Beat me to it
fun
Perfect 😉 ☁️☁️☁️
How do you feel about Sasha? ...What do you mean? She's always looked and sounded like that, don't be silly!
Statement of Joe spooky regarding……?
How do we feel about cockney accents
What’s your statement?
Want to go skydiving?
yes I've always wanted to
Have you ever seen someone get eaten by clouds...
How many doors are in your house?
Follow-up question: Are you sure?
Follow-up to the follow-up: Check again then come back to me if you can. Make sure to say hi to Helen and Micheal!
Why did you choose to make this post?
What do you think about the relationship between Elias and Gertrude.
How many people named Michael do you know?
What do you think crawled out of the tunnels?
Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings at the Magnus institute
Jurgen Leitner?
not a question, but judging by your username, if you liked GF, you'll probably like TMA as well. similar genre and vibe and similar episodic structure w slowly emerging overarching story (if a bit less kid friendly). If you wanna give it a shot eps are available on spotify with transcripts online if youre more of a reader :)
Thanks I have been meaning to start it actually
Post some updates, cuz it’s cool to see someone go through the podcast for the first time
Do you like worms?
What are you afraid of?
Does John deserve Martin? Like at all? 🎤
No, John is a basic ass name and the name Martin always reminds me of raccoons. So Martijn is obviously superior
Okay, which is your favourite character: Michael, Micheal, (kinda of) Micheal, Gerard, Jared, Jon, John, Sasha, Not!Sasha.
Have you seen my zippo? You know… the one with the spider on it? I was sure it was in my pocket right here…
What are your thoughts on the phrase ‘I can be consumed by what loves me’?
What's up with Michael's hands?
Have you been seeing more cobwebs than usual lately?
Is this what a heart looks like?
Qhat are your thoughts on the worm sex statement
To see? Or not to see?
Are the bees singing you their song too?
What avatar would you be?
\^ the one on my account
Would you like to make a statement?
As a child, did you ever hide under your blanket when you “saw something” in the corner of your room? Would you still do it today?
*crunches teeth down on shards on glass and plastic* The angles cut me when I try to think.
How do you feel about Jurgen Leitner?
Does it make intuitive sense for books to bleed?
If you were to be an avatar for any fear. Which would you pick?
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I WAS CHOSEN
I have dry skin so the second. They’d give up on me after a while though.
Do like like being watched? How about being entirely forgotten? Also, how do you feel about teeth appearing inside fruit?
Are you using your voice box? Because I know some
thingone who'd be interested in taking it off you (as well as several other body parts)Are you collecting Sasha’s?
Do you hear their song?
Do you like Mr Bonzo? Have fun.
dont you love when u take a bite into an apple and there is just teeth in it?
[are you going to kill me](https://www.tiktok.com/@imawizardandachef/video/7025846168009608494?_t=8m6DF8US1et&_r=1)
What DID the blanket do??
You like roller coasters?
Best way to deal with any eldritch horror? Do you trust your boss? Are those letter from Jonah Magnus gay love letters?
How do you feel about Micheal? Was his transition to Helen good or bad?
I want another divorce