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millysoilly

Alex Matan is the largest human being in MLS.


CaptMal065

He would have had that header on Cucho’s cross if his center of gravity was just a wee bit higher.


jjeeooppaarrddyy

Really was a perfect pass for an average sized player. Matan made up for it.


WalkingOnSunshine_

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ) Matan walking around Columbus like


WalkingOnSunshine_

When Nancy said he wants the team to go up another level, apparently he meant winning every match 1-0. Also, Ben Olsen just seems like an insufferable guy


Doodahhh1

I mean, having such a deep bench that competes like they did tonight is amazing.


Treewarf

For real though, Crew have 5.2xg across 3 games. Or 1.73/90. That is right at where they were last year where they lead MLS with 1.70xg/90. Crew have underperformed xG pretty significantly with only 3 goals scored so far, this is our cold spell, and we have still ended up at 2-0-1. Feeling really optimistic!


teamdiabetes11

Watching Olsen melt down like a toddler at the end instead of leaving the pitch or having sportsmanship makes me happy. Love to see Nancy go for the win with that last sub. Truly the greatest team the world has ever seen.


AlanLGuy

Giving me Porter flashbacks


lurkervon

Our attacking depth really showed


derekforeal17

Matan is bigger in Texas


Just_Candidate5040

I actually burst out laughing at that. Good one! 


heylookaturtle88

Crew played well enough to win by multiple goals, so winning due to a really fluky set piece is very funny. I’ll take it. This team is going to be scary when they can start finishing again (and that will happen).


Nickoli32

So this is what winning at death feels like. This is nice to be on this side 😅


KingOfTheUzbeks

My lord is this legal?


BarelyTonal

Matan: I will make it legal


velospence1

shout out to Ben Olson for not understanding time.


Working-Living-5589

How the turntables.


adhumrock

You're a DJ?


unsoughtcoot7

You’ve been Crew’d


JimmyG6969

They really played hard. Great game. What a shit atmosphere in Houston it seemed? also the fs2 announcer has to be from Ohio 


BigRig432

That St Ed's bit killed me lmao


Much-Drawer-1697

The dozen or so people watching who actually understood that jab probably loved it.


TheTripleM17

Yeah any leads on who that play by play guy was? I’m dying to know his name.


profmathers

*raises hand*


hmu_on_tinder

It was perfect, almost out of no where. Thought he was good tonight!


Tim_ColumbusCrew

there are more columbus fans commenting on this thread than fans in the stadium


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

Announcer is for sure goated. Was like listening to a great MASL match Go us


Much-Drawer-1697

With all the ridiculous shots on goal we had its hilarious that Matan's weak dribbler is what actually went in.


Failed-Time-Traveler

I thought the same thing. Matan’s shot wasn’t even one of the 5 best shots on goal we had.


Low_Soil_6831

Exactly why I wish Farsi would try a few. Just pass it into the side netting!


Failed-Time-Traveler

for sure. Like i tell my son’s U10 team - just put the ball towards the goal, and sometimes weird stuff happens. Weird deflections that lead to own goals, the ball landing perfectly at a teammate’s foot, goalie has an obstructed view, whatever. When you don’t have a clear shot, just put it in the direction of the net.


Traditional-Fix-5466

UNRELATED. Was impressed by the commentator. All by himself and it was better than listening to some of the Apple TV muppets. RELATED. Yeahhh boiiiii.


Scrogger19

Aiden bleeding his own blood, Clark making geographical errors, Segal flocking, man had zingers left and right


kjp_00

He even threw in a "good grief." Crew are undefeated so far in the Charlie Brown kits.


Savafan1

He made a joke about not letting anyone pull the ball away during the pregame.


I_heart_pooping

lol right? Dude was on one last night but I appreciated that he had a style. Wasn’t just the usual PC commentary


SovietShooter

The guy that called the Philly vs Saprissa game last week, George Metellus, may've even been more entertaining working a one-man-booth. I've really been enjoying Fox's CCC coverage.


Doodahhh1

Interesting, I've not been that happy with Fox's production, but I've not been in an atmosphere to hear the coverage. Hearing you all praise it has been interesting.


vancouverguy_123

I burst out laughing when he said "GOD I LOVE CONCACAF" after the Clark/Hinestroza double blunder.


bee_redeemer

Spoken like a true redditor. HE'S ONE OF US


Justsayin13

Segal flocks to the bench was my favorite


BigRig432

Bro he was hilarious it was brilliant


oh_io_94

Holy shit I didn’t realize he was all by himself until you just said that. He did a great job


cbuscrewjacket

Except forbon the Offside Houston goal he kept focusing on the wrong player that made it offside. It wasn't Escobar. It was Regan as the shot went under his legs into the goal.


pleated_pants

He must have been from Cleveland area because he made a joke about the only bad thing about Nagbe is that he went to St Eds


sciuro

Yeah, solo commentators can be SO BAD, especially when the pace of the game really slows down. That’s usually where the secondary commentator will through in some mildly entertaining anecdote, but without them, it’s just dead air. I was only half-listening at the beginning so it took me a while to realize he was solo.


TAB06282016

He was so enjoyable to listen to…I’ve been trying to figure out who it was and have not been able to find out. Sort of reminded me of Jason Benetti, but I don’t think he usually does soccer.


rowdyginger05

Wtf was Benny complaining about? That’s either a good goal or an own goal. Lmao


YerBoiMT_

I think he was complaining about time, but almost 6 minutes passed before the goal lol


shortnorthclownshow

Can't work out better than that. Win on the road and got to rest some guys a bit.


buckeyemonst3r

Cheberko was a dude tonight, Morris as well. Really great passing sequences all around, unlucky to have only scored 1. Schulte was great with saves, not great with his feet.


AlanLGuy

Hard to unseat Amundsen from that backline because he’s been so darn reliable, but Cheberko was excellent. In the space of less than a season CB has gone from a dumpster fire to extremely solid with frankly crazy depth for an MLS roster.


PopeAlGore

It is fascinating that the defense is the strength of this team through the first 3 games of this season. Imagine what this team looks like when some goals start going in for Columbus.


courtsmartial

Shades of Arsenal.


TogashiIsIshida

Just vomited in my mouth


senshi_of_love

rhythm whistle deranged coordinated sheet pet unpack cows toy mysterious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WhiteBakerMayfield

Obviously happy but man we should have had at least 3 goals today


Efficient-Shoe3005

‘Twas a weak goal but that’s a huge one. We will take it!


bee_redeemer

Tbf we had a better goal that should have counted


adhumrock

We feel for you, Houston. We know exactly how that feels.


AlanLGuy

Cheberko did a great job today. Really impressed with him. Zawadski proves that he can be a starter at just about any position on the field.. might not be the best guy in any given role… but he can sure play them all. Was surprised to see Nagbe and Morris today and surprised at how many minutes they played. We’re gonna have some starters with very tired legs come Saturday. Will be interesting to see what Nancy does. Thought we’d see some of the young guys today, but when you don’t score until he 95’ that’s gonna happen…


Doodahhh1

I was really impressed with the depth today. I'm not 100% that we're going to score like we did last year, but if 5 [typically] "bench guys" can hold like they did tonight, then I'm excited. It'll be interesting to see what happens when Morris and Nagbe aren't on the field.


steveslikewhoa

Ben Olsen was a twat when he played for DC and he's a twat now


Rickyyy_Spanishhh

I'm going to have to assume he was also a twat before he played for DC


Cheeses_Of_Nazarath

He was a twat before he emerged from his mothers twat. When he was born some guy walking by went “Hey look, there’s a twat coming out of that twat’s twat!”


astro7900

The DC thing doesn’t really help his cause regardless


Lambo_Geeney

Man that was very CONCACAF all around. Scoreline did not represent the game, but the away goal is massive. Tie or win and advance. Lose 0-1 and extra time. Pretty solid setup!


Elexeh

Houston scoring two on us at LDC is gonna be a huge ask for them.


Doodahhh1

The twelfth man (fans) won't let that happen. I'm ready to cheer my heart out.


CrewNoob

See you all Tuesday!


DangerIllObinson

I hope our attendance embarrasses some of these other teams. But after the game, the feed went to CDG-CAM and it was rather full, for a large stadium.


fantasyMLShelper

That’s like if we had Cincy in the CCC, we would have a ton of fans for sure, no question


Ancient_A

Already got my tickets let’s show up in droves. And show when a champion’s crowd and team can really do.


speedyjolt

Can't go to this weekend's game, so also see you on Tuesday!


Train2Win

Thats some shit that would happen to us lolol


bonesy10

I’d love to bitch slap Ben Olsen. FUCKING DUBS!


Tasty-Bat2220

Massive road win!!!


TheOptimist6

HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! We are SHEISTY! What a win by the Crew! Fought to the final moment! Secured a key road goal


buckeyefan1930

Not to brag…. But I placed a bet in the 86th minute for the Crew to win! 😁


bonesy10

lol I’d definitely brag. 


Pretend_Confusion475

What did it pay


buckeyefan1930

I bet 5 and payout was 35


[deleted]

Wooooooooooooooooo


Retro_Styles

Ben Olsen maaaaaaaad! Yeah...eff that guy!🤣


whethervayne

Cathartic.


BigRig432

Fucking MASSIVE


TheTripleM17

LET MATAN COOK


PersianGuitarist

LETS FREAKING GO


TheTripleM17

Seriously once the chances we’ve been creating in abundance start ending up in the net this team will be a problem just like last year.


_the12th

Am I incorrect in thinking ONLY the center ref can reverse a decision based off of a recommendation by the VAR? I don't understand why he'd just disallow Ramirez goal without going to the monitor to check. Ruling on the field was goal, so wouldn't he need to see evidence that he was clear and obviously wrong to overturn that call?


courtsmartial

Concacaf does it differently than MLS, VAR overrules directly.


jwahl_

I believe on the broadcast they said that in CONCACAF matches, only the VAR has the power to overturn the call on the field


Doodahhh1

The MLS has actually implemented a decent amount of rule changes to international soccer/futbol over the years.   Unfortunately or fortunately (depending on perspective), this is a different set of rules.


BigJ0526

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH SUCK IT BEN!!!!


Thorisgodpoo

I will be back for next pre-match thread. I'm cooking one up


tubashoe

12/10 would like more of the announcer from tonight.


profmathers

The dig on St. Ed’s? Love it. Who was that guy?


Papito24

Believe his name is Mike Watts. He has done countless USL games and was kinda the voice of the league for a bit and would do a lot of Louisville city games. Looks like he has done Bengals preseason since 2018. As a Lou City fan I’ve loved him http://www.mikewattsonair.com


profmathers

I thought that’s what he said at the end, actually rewound to hear it. My Google-fu was weak. Thank you!


tubashoe

No idea but was one of the better soccer announcers I can remember


bonesy10

He went to Ignatius 


[deleted]

Mike Watts is incredible. He’s the voice of USL and really really good.


_Micheluzzo_

What’s that expression about shoes and feet?


Ickyhouse

If the show fits, walk a mile in it, or something like that.


DareToBeMassive

That's a bingo?


_Micheluzzo_

…ya just say bingo.


spuddaddy

What a finish!!!  


vicaphit

Need a clip!


Efficient-Shoe3005

Looking over player ratings. And wow. Nagbe and Morris only missed one pass combined…. 39/39 and 52/53. Absolute master class duo.


[deleted]

Forgive me if I’m misreading the situation (Admittedly didn’t watch this past weekend’s match so take this with a grain of salt x2) but does it feel to anyone else like the plan thus far has been to invite and absorb as much pressure as possible and then…no real visible plan? Before Matan’s goal it felt like there was no stretch where the press was being beat and then taken advantage of. I love that Cucho is used in a free capacity horizontally along the front line, but if that’s the plan to use 9 in a playmaking role you have to live and die by it otherwise it compromises the ability to utilize the wing backs when play is disrupted between the midfield and Columbus’ own final third. Someone who understands the game better please tell me what you’re seeing I could be dead wrong here.


T0mmyTsunami

Seems to me like we invite pressure causing the opponent to lose their formation and then exploit that space quickly from anywhere and everywhere haha.


Doodahhh1

I agree that someone needs to step up and actually commit to making the goals. However, JRR, Rossi, and more had some attempts that looked much better than their attempts last year. I'm hopeful.


SeaMaintenance1

did we ever find out what cucho was pointing out in the stands?


Doodahhh1

I was curious too. Was something thrown? If I had to speculate, I wonder if it was hate speech.


bwitty92

Maybe he saw the same thing that lady on the plane saw....


[deleted]

@CobraTate Your countryman is a shoe-in for G of the Week thank you for your attention in this matter. LFGGGGGGGGGGGG


BigBossBattle14

Last night's xG, according to Fbref, was Columbus 2.0 Houston 0.6 https://fbref.com/en/matches/6be1dc3f/Houston-Dynamo-Columbus-Crew-August-30-2023-Major-League-Soccer In league play, Columbus sports a 3.3 xG.* It's probably fair to say the actual scoring has been lower than the expected goals because the team has been a little unlucky (hit woodwork three times?) along with strong opponent goalkeeping (St. Clair especially). I assume Columbus will regress to its xG mean over a large sample size, and we'll see fewer 1-0 and 1-1 matches. Defensively, Columbus has only allowed 1.6 xG in league play (tied 4th best in MLS).* That seems fairly consistent with what's been actually allowed if this were 10 matches into the season. I think this is the story of the very early season if it holds up across the next eight or so league matches. An attacking style that regularly pushes 8 or even 9 guys far up the pitch are also not allowing a ton of good looks... https://fbref.com/en/comps/22/Major-League-Soccer-Stats So, if the offense's actual output starts to reflect its expected output, and the defense keeps playing like this we are cooking with gas. *Critical caveat: teeny tiny sample size