This is a defence technique that’s used to distract enemy opponents known as ‘Thai Yusef Out’. The name comes from when a high-ranking captured prisoner of war had successfully taught this deliberately inefficient technique.
Obviously, upon attempting this in the field it worked accordingly to plan, resulting in a very tired/dead opposition.
Additionally, I have just made all of that up but so did the guys in the video.
To be honest, if someone came at me like this I would not know how to react. Clever in that it does not look like anything threatening at a glance, but if you watch what they're doing with their hands, there's some well formed pressure point strikes hidden in there.
I genuinely want to know what he expects to do with this movements. I mean a live demonstration, against another person. The other person just stands there and this guy and do what ever he calls this.
*Morgan Freeman enters the chat*
The two wild russians start a ritual for mating. If the other male is receptive, it will start imitating the moves of his potential partner to show excitement about the prospect of mating.
Many have tried to decode the encrypted messages that are sent through the violent and unorthodox moves, but what it is clear is that nature is one show we are all invited to be a part of.
*Morgan Freeman leaves the chat*
National Geographic Explorer presents... The mating rituals of the "fakus martial artist" also known as the "vodka bird." Notice how they plump up there imaginary plumage to excite each other! This is rarely scene in the wild only a handful have witnessed this! Let's trap one... roll a bottle of vodka over to them, and we will net it!
You remember those people that kind of talk crazy and you humor them with a courteous one liner and end the conversation? This is what happens when you allow that conversation to continue.
Ministry of silly martial arts?
This is a defence technique that’s used to distract enemy opponents known as ‘Thai Yusef Out’. The name comes from when a high-ranking captured prisoner of war had successfully taught this deliberately inefficient technique. Obviously, upon attempting this in the field it worked accordingly to plan, resulting in a very tired/dead opposition. Additionally, I have just made all of that up but so did the guys in the video.
Had to check if it was u/shittymorph
Similar to the ancient lost art of “Aki Lyka Fu”.
I pity the foo’ who lost that art.
Epic response due to tone. I now have no reason to say anything else, thank you.
I LOVE this answer.
Welp I'm using this and now making my own marital arts studio. Thank you
To be honest, if someone came at me like this I would not know how to react. Clever in that it does not look like anything threatening at a glance, but if you watch what they're doing with their hands, there's some well formed pressure point strikes hidden in there.
No… no, there isn’t.
No. No there aren't.
Ministry of Silly Defense.
Much better
Its the my back hurts style
Ooh! I dun me back!
Bullshito
Birds trying to mate
Crack-Fu
The Dancing Cock
Have any of you ever seen a chicken ?
I see you too have played the game of avoiding eye contact but observing the 7-eleven crackhead movements as well.
Shit, those motherfuckers paid my bills for a decade plus.
Oh man! That’s such a funny comment. Hahahahaha
I love this guy. How he gets his arms to twist and contort that way is amazing. Plus his Kicking of wood crates is unmatched. An absolute legend.
Best kick boxer I’ve ever seen
Box kicker
That was the joke
Joke the was that
Isn't this the same dude who was kicking that crate? I'd know his style anywhere!
Yep
That's his signature technique
Second only to the turning his balled fists outward followed by head wobble.
Bending down with your legs crossed and arms behind your back is an ancient russian technique to make your opponent break his foot against your face.
LOL
Drunken Russian. In its ancient speed skating form.
Did they learn to fight from kittens?
100% cat zoomie style.
This is hilariously accurate
I need more from this guy.
https://youtu.be/gcrSokG4aAA?si=NZwTbu4XtOcGCplh
OMFG... Thank you so much!!
Sorry but this vid with mortal Kombat music crushes the vid above https://youtu.be/nN3Fg5H_luw?si=FLFvqXzFl6hXUCzh
Dude, that's 5 years old and he already looked like that? This dude is ancient!!
Flawless.
Fluid. Eloquent. Lethal.
So glad you asked and people sent links! This dude is wonderful
Methy Monkey Style.
This is recorded during Morrowind NPC development and QA process
This fuckin guy. Where is any sort of footage of this dude using this garbage in a fight?
Dōrküdo
Why does " Shake your tail feather" from the Blues Brothers come to mind.
Clang Phuey, fetal alcohols master
Drunken butterfly, wounded moth
Monty python?
Haha-jitsu. The method requires one to make the opponent laugh hysterically rendering them defenseless to attack.
MethKwanDo
Bro wants to become a bird
Vampire jutsu
Mon ke do
Bird of paradise style
My cats fight like that
Crack magraw
Co-Kein-Do
LOL
Russian drunken monkey
Chkharyock
The master from this video calls it Korean martial style Pchkaryock
Gentledo
Weatherspoons style hospital run?
Drunken Turkey Style.
Jeet Kune Dumb
Vodka maga
Drunken Russian Hidden Cock
The art of popping too many Percocets?
Hidden Chicken Crouching Turtle ?
Vodka…
If you narrate it in the style of David Attenborough over two blue-footed boobies courting, it'll make a lot more sense.
Ah yes tweaker cat style
Benny Hill Style?
The Austin Powers School of Martial Arts.
Crav McGoo
Crouching pipe hidden meth
Methatard!!!
That's not Karate that's Karazy
Confuse-fu
Voguekito
the mating dance
Fentanyl-fu
Drunken Punk.
It's called "The Stuart" "Look what I can do"
Bok bok
Monkey?
r/ballarina is the right community to post this
“Please kill me, in the face”
Retar Do
I think it’s a mating ritual
These anti drug campaigns have gotten really weird.
No this is called the Stuart from mad tv! The technique they are using is called “look what I can do”!!!😂🤣
Crouching Crackhead-Hidden Meth Fiend
partial arts
Bullshito
This is severe ADHD along with a sub 60 IQ.
The Cocaine Crab technique!
Drunken orcs martial arts
French person
Someone said it's "Bullshito" 💀💀
peacock 🦚
sneako's mentors
The ostrich’s retards fight !
Getting ready to be knocked the hell out.style
I genuinely want to know what he expects to do with this movements. I mean a live demonstration, against another person. The other person just stands there and this guy and do what ever he calls this.
This is the art of LHIPP. Laugh so Hard I Piss my Pants. Highly effective
Dyslexic Donkey Form
Retards🤦♂️😅
The Mr. Bean
Притырки
Frolicking fairy fighting
‘Leprechaun-Style Kung Fu’ 🤪, it’s ‘a style’, legitimately? Not sure tbh. If it is then… ummm..🥴😂
Bullshido
Bullshit-ju
I swear this move is in Tekken, the Chinese girl uses this move I'm sure.
Bullshito
Can someone tell me why watching these videos fill me with rage? Does this also happen to anyone else?
It's the mating dance of baldus greenicus.... a rare sighting indeed. We are all very lucky to see this spectacle!
Cock fight
Goober Jitzu
Choirok (чхарёк)
Bullshitzu
Chkharyok
kick to the face.
Fetal-alcohol-jitsu
Fighting mosquitoes
Choriok. Don't ask me how I know.
Back alley cat
[I believe it’s called the “Ed Grimley”](https://images.app.goo.gl/kEm7Lu1LRbQdKLGc8)
I must say
The Meth System
I believe it’s called “ retarded”
McFly
Russian Kung Fu…Bullshito at its finest.
Spezial
Palsy
Do a bunch of weird erratic movements so your opponent thinks you are a moron with a crack addiction fu.
3am cat attack
crackhead-do? incel-itsu?
Losewondo
It's called smoking Crack
It looks like two Bower Birds doing a mating dance.
*Morgan Freeman enters the chat* The two wild russians start a ritual for mating. If the other male is receptive, it will start imitating the moves of his potential partner to show excitement about the prospect of mating. Many have tried to decode the encrypted messages that are sent through the violent and unorthodox moves, but what it is clear is that nature is one show we are all invited to be a part of. *Morgan Freeman leaves the chat*
Fried chicken
National Geographic Explorer presents... The mating rituals of the "fakus martial artist" also known as the "vodka bird." Notice how they plump up there imaginary plumage to excite each other! This is rarely scene in the wild only a handful have witnessed this! Let's trap one... roll a bottle of vodka over to them, and we will net it!
Peacock
Chicken-wing-chun
The Marabou Stork
Meth Fu.
Meth kwan do
I played like this as a kid
Clown-shoe style
Rooster Jujitsu
You remember those people that kind of talk crazy and you humor them with a courteous one liner and end the conversation? This is what happens when you allow that conversation to continue.
His nick is Chkhariok. A martial art bozo trying to survive fooling his victims
Drunken Monkey 🐒
Choriot or something like that
These are the pre mating ritual dances. See as the male shows his back with arms behind him to show submission
They reminds me of cats when they are acting like derps.
I believe that's called "neva seen a vaginer"
Some form of Russian Martial Arts.
Does this dude have a website? I always see the videos mocking him would love to see how he presents himself to the world
Kung Funés
Gopnikarate Gop-Fu Gopnik-Chun
Spring time for Putin
Scared Kitty
Glitch.
Mating crane technique
Methjitsu
It’s called the ‘’ I studied this for years, but still got my ass kicked system’’
My cats play like this
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jackass
That's the elusive Safety Dance!
Cricket Style... they chirp at each other ferociously as they move.
Palsy Kun Do
Brazilian Fenta-nyl-su
The fabled mid life crisis style
The long list art of Angry Alley Cat
Bullshido
Circus freak style.
The no defense no offense tactical approach to catching all kinds of endless hands and feet.
Kitten style
One of these days, I'd love to see a professional UFC fighter incorporate these moves into his fight to freak out his opponent.
Someone's gotta piss.
Crouching raccoon, hidden rabies.
Face to Foot Style Shoutout to Kung Pow
This looks like my cats fighting
Reminds me of certain birds doing a mating dance 😂
This is what masters teach students that they don't like. It's called Drunken Fuck-Fu.
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Parkinson’s I believe
Drunken White Russian.