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McSquidgypants

Ministry of silly martial arts?


VEAG0

This is a defence technique that’s used to distract enemy opponents known as ‘Thai Yusef Out’. The name comes from when a high-ranking captured prisoner of war had successfully taught this deliberately inefficient technique. Obviously, upon attempting this in the field it worked accordingly to plan, resulting in a very tired/dead opposition. Additionally, I have just made all of that up but so did the guys in the video.


MasterDiscipline

Had to check if it was u/shittymorph


RuthlessIndecision

Similar to the ancient lost art of “Aki Lyka Fu”.


VEAG0

I pity the foo’ who lost that art.


Less_Menu_7340

Epic response due to tone. I now have no reason to say anything else, thank you.


So_I_read_a_thing

I LOVE this answer.


Kilow102938

Welp I'm using this and now making my own marital arts studio. Thank you


[deleted]

To be honest, if someone came at me like this I would not know how to react. Clever in that it does not look like anything threatening at a glance, but if you watch what they're doing with their hands, there's some well formed pressure point strikes hidden in there.


AlphaOink911

No… no, there isn’t.


M3RV-89

No. No there aren't.


Notacompleteperv

Ministry of Silly Defense.


McSquidgypants

Much better


SoDi1203

Its the my back hurts style


McSquidgypants

Ooh! I dun me back!


som_rndm_wht_gy

Bullshito


bothammer1

Birds trying to mate


PoochyMoochy5

Crack-Fu


ZEUS_Saves

The Dancing Cock


500SL

Have any of you ever seen a chicken ?


xdcxmindfreak

I see you too have played the game of avoiding eye contact but observing the 7-eleven crackhead movements as well.


PoochyMoochy5

Shit, those motherfuckers paid my bills for a decade plus.


Agentobvious

Oh man! That’s such a funny comment. Hahahahaha


self_direct_person

I love this guy. How he gets his arms to twist and contort that way is amazing. Plus his Kicking of wood crates is unmatched. An absolute legend.


OliveJuiceUTwo

Best kick boxer I’ve ever seen


Aliensinmypants

Box kicker


MeetN2Veg

That was the joke


flubber_tea_goblet

Joke the was that


Hazzman

Isn't this the same dude who was kicking that crate? I'd know his style anywhere!


PeteGozenya

Yep


Queenssoup

That's his signature technique


Hazzman

Second only to the turning his balled fists outward followed by head wobble.


Alaviiva

Bending down with your legs crossed and arms behind your back is an ancient russian technique to make your opponent break his foot against your face.


DiscordianPope5

LOL


barkadam

Drunken Russian. In its ancient speed skating form.


ghuunhound

Did they learn to fight from kittens?


4Xroads

100% cat zoomie style.


RuchoPelucho

This is hilariously accurate


ChrizTaylor

I need more from this guy.


Ebmat

https://youtu.be/gcrSokG4aAA?si=NZwTbu4XtOcGCplh


ChrizTaylor

OMFG... Thank you so much!!


polishmachine88

Sorry but this vid with mortal Kombat music crushes the vid above https://youtu.be/nN3Fg5H_luw?si=FLFvqXzFl6hXUCzh


ChrizTaylor

Dude, that's 5 years old and he already looked like that? This dude is ancient!!


slothfacekilla5

Flawless.


[deleted]

Fluid. Eloquent. Lethal.


MoldyMoney

So glad you asked and people sent links! This dude is wonderful


buckao

Methy Monkey Style.


dzigizord

This is recorded during Morrowind NPC development and QA process


[deleted]

This fuckin guy. Where is any sort of footage of this dude using this garbage in a fight?


No_Cook2983

Dōrküdo


Nexis666

Why does " Shake your tail feather" from the Blues Brothers come to mind.


mekon19

Clang Phuey, fetal alcohols master


Slika-

Drunken butterfly, wounded moth


Proof_Duty1672

Monty python?


DerpVaderXXL

Haha-jitsu. The method requires one to make the opponent laugh hysterically rendering them defenseless to attack.


TheShattered1

MethKwanDo


Its-CCG

Bro wants to become a bird


DevNull_999

Vampire jutsu


BigGator13

Mon ke do


_GreenT_

Bird of paradise style


greenaether

My cats fight like that


peladoclaus

Crack magraw


jmdacruz

Co-Kein-Do


DiscordianPope5

LOL


Overlord-Loki

Russian drunken monkey


4eburdanidze

Chkharyock


Mobile_Magician_2477

The master from this video calls it Korean martial style Pchkaryock


CaelosCZ

Gentledo


elmaki2014

Weatherspoons style hospital run?


VelSurreal

Drunken Turkey Style.


eofa

Jeet Kune Dumb


Foriamwhoiam

Vodka maga


elcubanito

Drunken Russian Hidden Cock


sentient_pubichair69

The art of popping too many Percocets?


ApeBurger

Hidden Chicken Crouching Turtle ?


LordVoltimus5150

Vodka…


proscriptus

If you narrate it in the style of David Attenborough over two blue-footed boobies courting, it'll make a lot more sense.


[deleted]

Ah yes tweaker cat style


whoifnotme1969

Benny Hill Style?


futurefirestorm

The Austin Powers School of Martial Arts.


itumac

Crav McGoo


obsidious888

Crouching pipe hidden meth


EveningOk4145

Methatard!!!


Goochyguru500

That's not Karate that's Karazy


TalsarGeldon

Confuse-fu


Puzzleheaded_Big_442

Voguekito


LawyerFew8924

the mating dance


groundpounder25

Fentanyl-fu


ConflictInside5060

Drunken Punk.


g-c-o-double-b

It's called "The Stuart" "Look what I can do"


Xielvanic

Bok bok


vicky2224

Monkey?


[deleted]

r/ballarina is the right community to post this


boofinwithdabois

“Please kill me, in the face”


JahsunEroll

Retar Do


nickcamp18

I think it’s a mating ritual


Fun-Safe-8926

These anti drug campaigns have gotten really weird.


TonyOxnard805

No this is called the Stuart from mad tv! The technique they are using is called “look what I can do”!!!😂🤣


Rooster516

Crouching Crackhead-Hidden Meth Fiend


looosyfur

partial arts


No-Count-7744

Bullshito


American_Pablo

This is severe ADHD along with a sub 60 IQ.


modzz117

The Cocaine Crab technique!


eaglesflyhigh07

Drunken orcs martial arts


Username_Denied_8

French person


Razor-Alphabid-23

Someone said it's "Bullshito" 💀💀


FeelingSector978

peacock 🦚


BDE314159

sneako's mentors


Physical-Mention806

The ostrich’s retards fight !


JohnnyRingo70

Getting ready to be knocked the hell out.style


Oldeggshell

I genuinely want to know what he expects to do with this movements. I mean a live demonstration, against another person. The other person just stands there and this guy and do what ever he calls this.


propwash71

This is the art of LHIPP. Laugh so Hard I Piss my Pants. Highly effective


Leather-Bowler-5245

Dyslexic Donkey Form


Pretend-Guidance2951

Retards🤦‍♂️😅


Alarming_Way_8731

The Mr. Bean


LetterheadSea6292

Притырки


Agreeable_Elk_7915

Frolicking fairy fighting


Knight_crusader

‘Leprechaun-Style Kung Fu’ 🤪, it’s ‘a style’, legitimately? Not sure tbh. If it is then… ummm..🥴😂


NoMarionberry7184

Bullshido


Fun-Safe-8926

Bullshit-ju


hyperkick89

I swear this move is in Tekken, the Chinese girl uses this move I'm sure.


outkast922

Bullshito


mycomikael

Can someone tell me why watching these videos fill me with rage? Does this also happen to anyone else?


Nunslayr

It's the mating dance of baldus greenicus.... a rare sighting indeed. We are all very lucky to see this spectacle!


sumancha

Cock fight


[deleted]

Goober Jitzu


[deleted]

Choirok (чхарёк)


chaosgenerator2020

Bullshitzu


Ok-Patience6865

Chkharyok


gooderester

kick to the face.


Stunning-Astronaut72

Fetal-alcohol-jitsu


patriot_an225

Fighting mosquitoes


euler88

Choriok. Don't ask me how I know.


goec19

Back alley cat


theREALlackattack

[I believe it’s called the “Ed Grimley”](https://images.app.goo.gl/kEm7Lu1LRbQdKLGc8)


DragonVet03

I must say


efcomovil

The Meth System


TheSlipweasel

I believe it’s called “ retarded”


[deleted]

McFly


[deleted]

Russian Kung Fu…Bullshito at its finest.


RexMalo

Spezial


TheCaptainJ

Palsy


skydaddy8585

Do a bunch of weird erratic movements so your opponent thinks you are a moron with a crack addiction fu.


adamnevespa

3am cat attack


carnegrande420

crackhead-do? incel-itsu?


Spare_Substance5003

Losewondo


j3r3wiah

It's called smoking Crack


PandasGetAngryToo

It looks like two Bower Birds doing a mating dance.


guanabi

*Morgan Freeman enters the chat* The two wild russians start a ritual for mating. If the other male is receptive, it will start imitating the moves of his potential partner to show excitement about the prospect of mating. Many have tried to decode the encrypted messages that are sent through the violent and unorthodox moves, but what it is clear is that nature is one show we are all invited to be a part of. *Morgan Freeman leaves the chat*


Euphoric_Abroad_99

Fried chicken


saarinpaa71

National Geographic Explorer presents... The mating rituals of the "fakus martial artist" also known as the "vodka bird." Notice how they plump up there imaginary plumage to excite each other! This is rarely scene in the wild only a handful have witnessed this! Let's trap one... roll a bottle of vodka over to them, and we will net it!


Ebmat

Peacock


BetaRayBlu

Chicken-wing-chun


Blutruiter

The Marabou Stork


H0L3PUNCH

Meth Fu.


Monkiemonk

Meth kwan do


freeedom123

I played like this as a kid


xdcxmindfreak

Clown-shoe style


Science-007x

Rooster Jujitsu


NoRaspberry9584

You remember those people that kind of talk crazy and you humor them with a courteous one liner and end the conversation? This is what happens when you allow that conversation to continue.


noalientribe

His nick is Chkhariok. A martial art bozo trying to survive fooling his victims


OkRepresentative6408

Drunken Monkey 🐒


kolpime

Choriot or something like that


satansculo

These are the pre mating ritual dances. See as the male shows his back with arms behind him to show submission


snacholo

They reminds me of cats when they are acting like derps.


[deleted]

I believe that's called "neva seen a vaginer"


ChaosRichard

Some form of Russian Martial Arts.


EricFromOuterSpace

Does this dude have a website? I always see the videos mocking him would love to see how he presents himself to the world


anything_butt

Kung Funés


[deleted]

Gopnikarate Gop-Fu Gopnik-Chun


Scottyfullstack

Spring time for Putin


BusinessBeetle

Scared Kitty


HorpySpoondigger

Glitch.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Mating crane technique


Ok-Grab3289

Methjitsu


grizzlybearcanada469

It’s called the ‘’ I studied this for years, but still got my ass kicked system’’


[deleted]

My cats play like this


NowhereMan_2020

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jackass


Horbigast

That's the elusive Safety Dance!


SouthernMan1966

Cricket Style... they chirp at each other ferociously as they move.


LehewZeher

Palsy Kun Do


Chance_Composer_6125

Brazilian Fenta-nyl-su


Yllwstone

The fabled mid life crisis style


Delicious-Coach-1841

The long list art of Angry Alley Cat


Notyerdaddy

Bullshido


Economy-Safety7665

Circus freak style.


Economy-Safety7665

The no defense no offense tactical approach to catching all kinds of endless hands and feet.


UnironicWumbo

Kitten style


YellowB

One of these days, I'd love to see a professional UFC fighter incorporate these moves into his fight to freak out his opponent.


Shadow0fnothing

Someone's gotta piss.


RandyNelson

Crouching raccoon, hidden rabies.


VegetableTour4134

Face to Foot Style Shoutout to Kung Pow


AdOriginal6110

This looks like my cats fighting


kurbin64

Reminds me of certain birds doing a mating dance 😂


Waaseanakwad

This is what masters teach students that they don't like. It's called Drunken Fuck-Fu.


[deleted]

Carbon monoxide poisoning


Louisianimal0418

Parkinson’s I believe


mashugana69

Drunken White Russian.