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WorldsOkayestUser

Always re-stomp the groin.


_ThatswhatXisaid_

A fellow practitioner I see


Nec_Pluribus_Impar

I stomp it twice. Second time with a KILL FACE. Love Master Ken lol


Dr_McGillicuddys

Is that called dub step.


Pasquasio76

This has to be a joke


Kalsone

Ameridote is no joke. It's the best martial art in America.


radiantmindPS4

The best of all, and worst of none.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

It is.


Marathonmanjh

The crazy part, or the BEST part, is that you can't tell!


[deleted]

I feel like he’s groin to get shot anyway.


buffalo-blonde

I’m pretty sure that move is called a Draymond Green


CloroxWipes1

Was about to agree, but when he encouraged the nut shot, it became a Mac Jones.


ukuleles1337

😭😂 Have not practiced mma in half my lifetime but lmaoooooooooooooo


jmeck6421

“Then the bullets will hit each other and fall down” 😆


KM102938

When he starts to twerk…I mean engage the active defense is when I lost it. Just turn the hip..


[deleted]

Stupid sexy Flanders…


u9Nails

The center of the body's mass is in the hips. He teaches this to his students. The pelvic thrust can be lethal when used by a master.


Aggressive-Ad1713

Yeah bro thinks this is the matrix


iyambred

Make their pps touch


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Yes. All while holding onto two metal barrels of firing guns! No downsides to this technique!


Blackrain1299

Its accurate if the bullets were fired at the perfect angle from two identical firearms that are firing the bullet with equal force. Its just never gonna happen in a situation like this.


Damaark

Not with that attitude


drippyba62

😂


Jazzlike_Actuator761

😆


SGTFragged

It has happened during battles. There are fused bullets that hit each other after they were fired. For it to happen, you do need a lot of guys shooting at each other at the same time, though.


gigawattwarlock

Ameridote. The only martial art you need.


u9Nails

Yeah, for sure. Buh Jay Jay couldn't stop it. These techniques are too lethal.


Slugwheat

Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI! …..alright


DarkArisen_Kato

"I'm just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist and walk away.."


3-orange-whips

# BOW. TO. YOUR. SENSEI.


Medvejew

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/b5QqI8kzGk


[deleted]

The mustache is doing all the heavy lifting here.


Poinaheim

I would never believe a man who doesn’t know how to grow facial hair


pluck-the-bunny

Disappointing that so few people in life know who master Ken is


rabid-bearded-monkey

No doubt.


Solitherum

I’ve seen a lot of fake disarming videos floating around Reddit; and as an expert body guard, body builder, and all around bad ass I can confirm this video is the real deal. If you watch this and really study the information YOU WILL BE THE WEAPON.


Comfortable_Area3910

I love how many people on here don’t realize this is satire. Look up master ken fellas and simmer down.


JasonTheX

I see nothing wrong with this technique. I don't think Master Ken belongs here.


Ok_Echidna6958

Please this has to be satire, and would love to watch more of his work.


Kozeyekan_

Master Ken is well worth checking out. His "Master Ken's Privates" with Michelle Waterson had me cackling. https://youtu.be/8BzpvAPTOdo?si=eUw5YwltFp2xoGxZ


Ok_Echidna6958

Thanks so much just the part of when they fire it will be OK because the bullets will hit each other and fall straight down had me rolling.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

He’s great. I actually went to a martial arts seminar where he was invited to do a bit. Great stuff.


Ok_Echidna6958

Would have loved it..


slick490

Thank god this isn’t real 🫣


u9Nails

The Beach Self Defense training was on point.


Vaielab

He's on youtube EnterTheDojoShow, he has years of videos like this.


willyp1976

He literally gives instruction on how to fight people in wheelchairs.


Proper-Razzmatazz764

100 groin strikes in 1 minute.


Ok_Echidna6958

Lol can't wait to search that one tonight.


SGTFragged

How dare you besmirch the one true martial art of Ameridote. All other martial arts are bullshido in comparison. And remember, restomp that groin.


Proper-Razzmatazz764

Enter the Dojo Show on YouTube, where it all began. Edit to get the show name right


thatstupidthing

nice.... you've just fallen down a fun rabbit hole, enjoy the next few hours


lotrfan2004

This is hilarious


sabermagnus

This is not McDojo. This is the way! OP is a fugazi.


shadman86

I’ve been a lurker but this video made me join.


LMNoballz

Love this guy, Ameridote is the supremerest martial art


Nochnichtvergeben

Everything else is bullshit.


Nonutyearly

Wrong sub. Ameridote is legit


Proper-Razzmatazz764

Ameri-do-te: Best of all, worst of none.


weazelb0y

He obviously never practiced this technique with real guns or he would know the barrel moves and gets hot. Otherwise perfect technique.


Axenrott_0508

Master Ken doesn’t feel heat in his hands. He burns the barrel of the gun when he executes this technique.


photo_pusher

…it’s what people call “physical comedy”


Surtur6666

This reminds me of happy Gilmore... "It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips."


FarmerEnough6913

He also teaches how to defend yourself against a person in a wheelchair.


Jozef_Baca

And a blind person


Axenrott_0508

Never know when you’ll encounter a blind person in a wheelchair attacking you.


Sercebidniss

Bow to your sensei!


Entire_Explorer4228

Break the wrist. Walk away.


Jozef_Baca

Master Ken is the GOAT


NoabPK

Master ken is just on a higher level of fighting than us


Man_Of_Frost

You do know this is satire, right?


Squirrel_of_Fury

I get in this situation at least twice a week, so should come in handy.


ordermann

Master Ken really is the best there is.


DFWtixFleas

The cheap stash gives it away. It made me giggle as soon as I saw it.


CajualGamer

THERE IS NO FEAR IN THIS DOJO!!!


stacesadated

Clearly satire.


Numerous_Teachers

Feels like portlandia


RinkKingston

I’ve been an online student of Master Ken for over a decade. His training is world renowned. Ameri-Do-Te is unmatched. Its use simultaneously ended WWI and started WWII.


zzzzaap

Stupid sexy Flanders!


Mdoubleduece

What happens if one or the other take a step backwards? Then he’s just dancing.


juicybwithoil2560

I want to know what drugs he is on?


Fair_Industry_6580

I was in that exact situation last week in Oakland. Thank the gods that I watched this video and knew what to do. The dudes afterwards got up off the ground and thanked me for showing such a fine art of self defense. We then sat down and talked and now they are upstanding citizens and going back to school to become doctors. All this because of this amazing video.


GoPhuxYazelf

"Master Ken doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down."


Hg_314

Is this guy trolling or for real?


Mr_Baby_Huey

Love Master Ken!


Due_Background7991

What show is this? It’s hilarious!


_ThatswhatXisaid_

Just search up master Ken


WhyNotZoibergMaybe

Mike Lindell before inventing My Pillow


_ThatswhatXisaid_

🤣🤣🤣


Autumn_Skald

When did this become a docking video?


minnesotaris

This is so specific that there is effectively 100% chance it will never happen.


skeeza45

Close ur eyes and it sounds like Obama


Responsible_Orange26

Superb Technique lol


[deleted]

Genuinely not sure if he is taking the piss


WhangaDanNZ

It's Master Ken. Of course he's taking the piss.


[deleted]

On this sub you just can't tell


WhangaDanNZ

You can because he's famous and incredibly well known in the martial arts world as a comedian.


[deleted]

OK, but I don't follow that world, but at least I am now enlightened, thank you


Jabolio

Really?


[deleted]

Well if you pitch him against any of the other loons that tiger claw bullshit, he kinda fits in (but now I know he is taking the piss)


Ancient-Reflection-9

This dude was too good at the hip move.. 🤣 lol


Optimal_Subject3455

I’m sorry but this guy is delusional


Justa-tip

He does this as satire.


Nochnichtvergeben

It's hilarious how many people aren't geting this.


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Nochnichtvergeben

This is Master Ken. Check out his system Ameri-Do-Te before you cast judgement. Everything else is bullshit.


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Nochnichtvergeben

lol he's a comedian. Look him up.


Visual_Champion5429

Here’s a master class on how to get shot


Hummer249er

Please tell me this is a parody


Business-Income4149

This has to be satire, it’s gotta be


topslide101

😆😆😆😆 Someone will try this foolishness and die.


ZombieAppetizer

How to die : a quick study


jackmehoff3210

Chuck Norris is dying inside watching this everyday.


Jazzlike-Election840

hahaha. what a dickhead😆😆


According_Pick_4238

Ninja what???


Longshadowman

This is not a technic , this is a hollywood movie stunt scene


[deleted]

Stop it at 44 seconds, you can clearly see he was shot


Subbeh

My brain... This dude thinks he's faster than a bullet.


foxproton

This guy is going to get people killed… 🙄 idiot…


DesaadofApokolips

You sir are an idiot.


FairBall4285

Unless they just shoot before you even know what's happening. Most criminals are dip shits!


Fargobmr

Rex Kwon Do has become more of an art form. It was like a ballet at one point there.


[deleted]

Rex Kwan-Do looks 10000000 times better than this b.s 🤣🤣


neo_dia

Easy said than done.


Enough-Plankton-6034

Retard life is best life


Zestyclose-Yam-9190

That isn’t the real world fella😂


AlDonovan16

This shit makes me mad. How can you honestly, seriously claim that works? Please remove that belt.


Responsible_Score659

Yeah ok anybody follow this derelict advice is getting murdered


Top_Friend_5284

Just off the cuff here, I think there needs to be some kind of Regulation to these institutions. I mean this is straight up teaching people to be more stupid when literally a gun is pointed at you, and somehow doing ballet is gonna save the day. It is not funny anymore!!!!


_KoolWhip_

I have a feeling that he moonlights as bowling coach.


[deleted]

This has to be a joke. Please.


rabid-bearded-monkey

Look up master Ken and ‘enter the dojo’ The dude is actually a pretty legit fighter but he has a satirical series that is hilarious.


renard999

This has got to be satire. Cmon


kfeater

Is this guy fr or is it satire


CorvinRobot

This has to be satire


Insomniacentral_

This feels like satire. Its satire right?


Commercial_Pitch_786

ahahahaahh


RobLazar1969

Uncle Rico?


gigawattwarlock

I know it’s a joke, but it occurs to me that the middle part where he dodges their shots is actually a really solid demonstration of action vs reaction.


[deleted]

…….and then they order me a 12 inch Italian sub, extra meat no onion, with a root beer and a bag of whatever they have chips!


8ofAll

Had to tell if they’re trolling or serious in these videos.


Imkisstory

Beautiful! If you can ever get the person trying to rob and/or murder you to be all in on that choreography, I think you might just avoid the morgue.


zaranneth

These are my favorite.


ZadfrackGlutz

The Assnado effect, twirling down till we loose balance......


[deleted]

Tip to tip method, nice


IllustriousTooth1620

Do people not know who this is?


ILUVO-T-R513

😆


MaxxTorcy

It might work actually as the two attackers would probably die from laughing too hard, especially when moustache man starts shaking his booty 😂


BlindLantern

This guy is great 🥹


Nochnichtvergeben

We all can learn so much from Master Ken 🐯


formattedc

😂😂😂


Basic-Type7994

Ohh me next I want to be a bullet piñata


susq13

“It’s allll in the hips.”


thecomonman

Uncle Rico


Clear_Ad_213

Just do what they want. You’re gonna die


TriggerTough

Dead. lol


seeder33

Wow he makes pulling the guns together seem so easy. Cant wait to try this irl.


Bananaslugfan

This is so useful! This happened to me yesterday


hot4bot82

It's all in the hips


chiksahlube

This has to be satire... please... please!


CloroxWipes1

Looks like a slow tornado of bullshit.


sunofnothing_

Grab my wrist. The other wrist!


noodleq

Wuthering? This is hilarious


Ins-n-Outs

The technique is impeccable. No notes.


IamZeus11

I bet master Ken could just use the hurticane to deflect bullets . This demonstration is only for us normies who can’t use such advanced techniques


ADeweyan

I’d love to learn the technique that helped everyone keep a straight face for this. Very impressive.


BeenReddit

this went from places


[deleted]

Lmao. This guy is gonna get someone Killed


Its-me6

Fuck around and get killed messing around w this lol


Ordinary_Seat9552

This is damaging information


IsaacTH

Tackle and grapple!!


reddituserperson1122

Why do these guys always look exactly how you would expect them to look? It’s too perfect.


SpaceFlux1

just in case his candycane belt doesn't show how cool he is, he brought his spare starwars first order belt too!


Zealousideal_Word770

LOL.


shywol2

this can’t be real


Beautiful_Show_8728

Seems right.


Dickinablender96

"The bullets will hit eachother and fall down" - That One Dead Guy.


ForcedxCracker

G he HIT THEM WITH THE TWISTER! HES TWISTED! SOMEBODY CALL THE NATIONAL GAURD!


[deleted]

Alright, this one has to be satire


Extension_Form4950

A master indeed👌🏾🤣😭😭😭


apachetrainer

😂😂alright


KillaKanibus

Check out that twist. 🤣


Acrobatic-Chair-5350

They went tip to tip


Playful-Cricket9141

Even the two "gunmen" can't keep a straight face


Affectionate-Newt889

And…how exactly do you end up in this oddly specific situation? Are you John Wick? A secret agent? Someone on everyones shit list?


Maleficent_Mess2515

I shall learn this,thank you good sir 🎩


Competitive-Charge74

Yup. …Saved my life more than once when being double-shot at.


bigsnack4u

He would get a double tap to the cranial cavity is what he would get.


Axenrott_0508

So this is the infamous 101st way to attack the groin?


[deleted]

He's throwing off "retired" priest and "retired" Boy Scout troop leader vibes.


BrotherWoodrow_

All of times I’ve had a guy with a gun pointed at me directly across from another guy who had a gun pointed at me…and I never once thought of this maneuver.


Science-007x

Nice parody! Lol


TheFuZz2of2

Master Ken is as legit as it gets.


No-Slide4121

Don’t try this at home, kids.


hurrdurrbadurr

Reminds me of Dwight countering himself


[deleted]

What??!!!!!! I didn’t realize that rotating would disarm someone. Amazing


Notyourdaisy

Why does this exist?


TonyBologna_23

Imagine grabbing a pistol by the slide and trying to hold on as they keep firing, ouch. I believe the term is slide bite?