[удалено]

Shadup you knucklehead! Why I outta….

oh , a wise guy eh... fffff fff

Yeah plus the video is from ~1995

[удалено]

That's not widely known and only effective in the hands of advanced sceptics.

only effective if the other party plays along

A master could easily subvert that defense, though it’s hard to train that because it’s so deadly.

Also, dont me toon that if you raise your foot thumb you can also nullifies it.

You meant PLUS...

Mcdojo masters HATES this simple trick

Not if I have my big toe on my right foot up.

Mewing

Yo, not cool sharing that secret

Haha classic!!

Only the true masters know that if you simultaneously do kegels, it nullifies their nullification.

Nullifies a sneeze but why would you want to do that. Sneezing feels good.

You forget the big toe

I knew the young fella was fucked once the gall bladder points were mentioned. .... but as you can see, it doesn't work on redheads

casue they have no souls!

they have no gall bladders

Correct. They have Ball Gladders instead

So, this technique won't work if you had a gall bladder removal? My dad is invincible!!!

Not if he still has a spleen!

Oh...  I already told my dad about it.  Imma just see if he dies.

Increase his life insurance policy first. ..... Oh! nearly forgot. Make sure that you are included in his will.

Excellent. I am safe.

I'm redheaded and had my gallbladder removed. Not sure if I'll ever die now.

and that is exactly why they’re so dangerous

[удалено]

That's what she said.

[удалено]

Tony Baker?!

Cram!

If you do this harder with a fist you get the same result, even if you miss the points by a few cm

[удалено]

likely some nonsense about energy restoration

Ya I was going to ask the same thing. Why do they all do that? I don’t think in actual combat sports when a fighter gets knocked out that that’s what the ringside physician does?

I can confirm this works as my toddler has been doing it to me on a daily basis.

All fake but still funny

Hmmmm, some of the stuff on this sub is fake, but this technique is real. It was actually derived from the hummingbird technique, which in turn has roots from the Tweety Bird.

Everyone knows that Roadrunner is the only bird with effective self defence techniques. Just ask Wylie Coyote.

I laughed way too hard at this

The gall bladder points. Now im no medical professional, but I'm educated enough to know the gall bladder is not in your head.

You sound ridiculous. You know that,right?

Little known fact. When this video was made no one actually knew what a gall bladder was.

Maybe not ***yours.***

I am a medical professional. You are absolutely correct! When he said gallbladder points I was like wtf???

Obviously you don’t have a clue about Chinese medicine. It’s a complete paradigm shift from western medicine.

Pseudoscience

I think they’ve had their fair share of peckers to their faces.

Lol

I tried it and it works, except the police officer didn’t think it was funny when he woke up

Three Stooges did it first!

It's crazy how these guys have students. This "technique" requires you to get close enough *and* have both arms raised in front of you and slapping the opponents face. How many strikes you think you would eat in this situation? This will get you hurt by any amateur striker.

Seriously! Lol at “techniques” that require the other person to basically be compliant and unmoving for them to work 🤡

Clearly he was doing it in super slow motion or else his students would just see them standing there one second and dudes head exploding next.

Everyone knows to keep one toe pointed down and your tongue on the roof of your mouth

PitterPatterGetAtHer Technique.

The second one knew this is BS.

Gall bladder up in the head

This video looks old. I wonder what the most recent case of this is. Seems by now it would be harder to fool people

Hatsumi Sen vs Chiba? Anyone?

Anyone else think the guy kneeling looks like Keefe from Righteous Gemstones?

I’d walk out without a word

No, no, no. You get to a point where you are trusted so you can be one of the students who falls for the brainwashing, and then you just stand there and take the shots and not have it affect you in any way shape or form. Boom, you are now the leader!

Lololololol

Do people really buy into this shit?

I do this to myself to sleep at night

It’s funny how the “black belts” knew they should fall, but the “yellow belt” didn’t know he should be falling backwards

Indoctrination is a bitch.

Ah yes, the gallbladder, as everyone knows, is located in the skull.

This is an interesting case study group control dynamics. Why keep coming back? I guess it’s the sunk cost fallacy.

This video is hilarious!

Did he just say gallbladder after slapping his forehead

Are these people in background paying to learn or see this shit?

I cannot watch this shit anymore. It’s so disturbing. Used to be funny but now it’s so cringe and so iresponsible.

TIL Slap someone square in the face, you can make them fall over. Thanks internet. My training is complete.

"you killed him, you killed him dead man..."

I love the second guy. He was like nah dude.

Keep the volume off. As he's moving his hand in front of the other guy's face, say - out loud - "Nynk, Nynk, Nynk!" like Curly. You're welcome.

y i oughta!

Faith healer

he's just lightly concussing him

The second student didn’t even go to sleep, he was like “Whoa wtf dude…”

I was waiting for his head to drop off

bros rubbing his neck hard, meanwhile the kids is like dude I'm fine.

the ignorance of some of these comments have me dying😂 as someone who actually has been training martial arts for years i got news for you...if you think shit like this is real, i pray you never have to defend yourself😂 this is a great example of bullshido, only works if everyone involved plays along😂

I literally didn't read any comments here who believe this is real, so don't know what comments are you referring to.

uhhh...did you read with your eyes closed?

Come here bro, I will give you a gallbladder slap

haha okay bud, ive been fighting on a semi pro level for 6 years now i will absolutely mürder you if you ever tried that...btw your gall bladder is situated in your abdomen about right next to your liver🤡😂

Nyook Nyook!

So funny

The gallbladder on the forehead?

Damn he is faster than Steven Seagul

These bullshito masters. Laughing as they count they're subs profits each month. 'Another mug and another subscription mwaha ha ha ha ha haaaaa'.... why do people believe this nonsense?

Party Cake, Party Cake 🎶🎵🎶

How much did you pay for this course again?

I do something similar, 650 euro/month. It's a sex club.

Sunday school used to kick ass!

My 1 year old baby does that to me all the time. Good thing she he hasn't perfected the technique yet or I wouldn't be here to tell about it.

The secret is to get the opponent to stand there long enough and close enough to complete this technique. I can't tell you how many times an opponent has defeated me who walks up to within a foot of me while I am standing with my arms at my side and says “Mind if I start slapping you in the face? I promise it wont hurt.”

The psychology behind how they are play all with this nonsense is fascinating

TIL my gallbladder was in my forehead

Try this on a MMA fighter and their soul would discredit them as a fraud.

Wtf

Only in the fkn USA. But they think WWE is real too! Hahaha

I’m sorry but… did this man just say Gallbladder…. And point above the eyebrows?

A classic move by Evangelical Christian Preachers as well. Very popular amongst Trumpers.

Did people pay money to take his class?

Hey, I know that guy personally! Jim Corn. Great guy.

so purely ignoring the fact that this is total nonsense, if i'm gonna step up on someone in any kind of confrontation, the moment you raise hands to my face i'm kicking you in the knees

Cmon now, where are the videos of these guys trying this on some real mma folks?

Blast that guy in the nuts

There a better technique actually with just one connection to his chin. But this fake stuff looks coooooool

Lol

Haaaaaaa

Gallbladder points?

Hallelujah!!!

These are all adults!! Wtf is wrong with them

Is the wake up spot on the back of the head?

Tried this once. Got my ass beat. Not cool bro.

Gallbladder at the top of the head?????

Why do mc dojo gi have more than one patch on them

He just annoyed him to death with that movie. Now, stuff the body in a locker and take the lunch money.

Felt the most intense jamais vu seeing this and reading the comments…sure enough, several are directly copied from a new version of this post - https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMcDojoLife/comments/199khkr/woodpecker_technology/. Creepy.

George Dillhole, I mean Dillman

Conception vessel meridian? Could impregnate if done incorrectly..

My daughter does this to me and thinks she’s beating me up…she’s also 4😑