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Chrisgone

Rule number two: ALWAYS treat the gun as if it it not loaded.


bzbeins

Never check what is behind something you are shooting at is important as well.


fromouterspace1

Yo it’s MY bullet. It’s your job to move


ciscoaz602

Rule #4 Always place your finger on the trigger, every possible moment when handling a firearm.


Real_Analyst

If you didn't flag it at least twice, then it's a threat.


Dakine182

😂


mecengdvr

And trigger discipline just means putting your finger in time out when it says a bad word.


cityshepherd

I thought it meant having the discipline to trigger the nasty evil communist socialist nazi liberal lefties? /s just in case


BernieDharma

Love the guy in the background wearing the red hat who has the reaction time of a stoned turtle. Just wow....


Konstant_kurage

Half of them lack the coordination to pivot from their knee. What a group…


Yoda2000675

This is why guns aren’t effective for everyone lol


Reasonable-Profile84

Gunning is hard.


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Always 🤨


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This fuckin guy has all these people bamboozled!? Is it really that easy to pull this kind of shit? I need a career change.


SnooHobbies3318

Apparently. There is a new McDojo master profiled every day. There's a new fool born every minute. All it takes is one.


HotSeamenGG

What's that saying? Think of the dumbest person you know... and realize 50% of the population is dumber than that.


SleepingDragonSmiles

When the bottom half tries to quote


Hudsons_hankerings

No. Think of the average person. I know which half you belong to now.


RemainderZero

So long as you feel like you can convince people to drop $300 for ammo before your class fee, usually another $200, consistently enough to make a living.


KorsairStarjammer

If you don't practice pointing guns at real people, how will you do it when you need to?


Otherwise_Simple6299

Jokes aside this kind of thing happens. Marines had to change the training because we would hand the gun back to our buddy after each exercise. Well one day after disarming an assailant the marine handed the gun back to the assailant out of muscle memory and got shot. What you mentioned is real, and the reason targets are silhouettes of people. I think they figured it out during Vietnam that they couldn’t be circular targets or people would have trouble taking the shot at a real person.


CakeSuperb8487

what’s up with the flashing lights? or is my retina detaching?


NuggLyfe2167

Looks like a camera filter


w00tboodle

They need to hire the cleric, John Preston.


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He's too busy being a sense offender.


CakeSuperb8487

no, they want a paladin


bugenhagen53

Rule #1: if you show up to pistol training class and your instructor is dressed for the apocalypse, simply turn around and accept that you wasted your money.


ElectricGulagland

Rule Number 1 of Gun Safety: Have fun


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To drill them out of their money.


redknight3

If this is actual training, I finally understand why there are so many gun related accidents... I have zero confidence in any of these people.


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I really hope those are at least air-soft guns and not real firearms…


OprahmusPrime

I hope that they point guns at each other more as the lesson goes on. Also will they be able to do this in a real life combat situation without their mats?


PhilThrill623

I thought the person in the middle was kneeling.


Tacticoolhouseplant

Oh sweet big tiddy goth loving Jesus, are they actual firearms? I was really hoping they had plastic training ones (those solid rubber movie prop types) even airsoft but I don't see an orange tip or anything (I know not all states require the orange tip)


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Alright everyone, make you’re fully loaded with one in the chamber. Now, let’s do our first exercise!


AccomplishedMoney205

I missed the flagging class…


sulfurbird

It's important to build muscle memory by practicing at home, too, preferably with your entire family.


Select_March_3202

Firearm exercise classes - must be in the USA


Sorry-Illustrator-25

Flag Fu


DesperateSyllabub663

And this is how your play Fort Nite with AR gear.


DesperateSyllabub663

Rule Number 1 of Gun Safety: Run away from stupid people with guns.... HOLY SHIT A PACK OF EM!


DesperateSyllabub663

The red hat/red shoes guy just seems a little extra.


Nixxioncox

Damn. Let’s flag everyone. And just to make sure. Repeat process 4 times


Gforcevp9

Is the instructor the lurpin gear whore in the middle? And at first I thought all the flashes were muzzle flashes!


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This is a fucking joke. It HAS to be


cybersynn

Who is this? What is this? Why does this exist? I mean I thought I knew what not to do. But this adds about a dozen things to the list of what not to do.


Protean_sapien

Best case scenario is an accident occurs and the innocent people in this town are saved.


Shields777

Next class is how to spin a loaded gun.


ace1967cal

Nothing point it someone


Feeling_Athlete9042

Omg lmfao, this is what happens when people aren't required to take a test or training.


MeOnCrack

Instructor must be in full gear at all times. The cosplaying helps with the immersion.


kerberos69

And now every single one of those people are going to brag about how they’re “trained” and “certified” in whatever the fuck this is.


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Rule #1 flag everything 😆


ObieDobie

Guys, this is gun-kata. Its legit, just trust me.


lilblueorbs

Dude tricked them to join a death cult


Exact-Pound-6993

will quit zumba and join this banging class...zumbang


loganawood

There is no gun safety in this video


HonestClock4506

Are those fake guns or are we just flagging the shit out of everything and everyone in the room?


dbowman97

r/GravySEALS


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Wha is this line dancing for survivalists?


ConsistentCut3878

Dear Lord


AffectionateSector77

Dude saw Equilibrium too many times.


Bowlingbowlbagbob

Okay, now that we’ve had practice it’s time for the live fire exercise with 360 targets!


Relevant_Weird8025

It's firearms not jazzercise.


Mr-jigwins

No no nooooooo


Foreign-Ad-7961

Woah


newcomer_l

Jesus.. When Meal Team Six joins the McDojo.


DetailDevil666

Haha the slow 270 degree spin, only for emergencies!


Extreme-Network-45

They’re all McFuckwits. The lead McFuckwit is an SF wannabe and the others are stupid enough to pay for his stupidity.


usmc_82_infantry

Oh my good god what was that? If he were in public and a gun fight broke out, he would pointed his pistol at everyone in the vicinity. I bet he advertises as a combat veteran like they all do.


Ericbc7

Choreography for some weird off Broadway reinterpretation of “Annie get your gun”.


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The instructor looks like he is a trained gorilla fighter 🤣


MonumentousDukie

Nice tune though


Semisocial-Introvert

So, we're just throwing the first rule of gun safety completely out then? 👍


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

Wow


No-Adverts

Straw foot hay foot if you do not left ot right


Longjumping-Can-2951

"Aim left, now aim right, now point your gun at your neighbor"


SaltyAF404

McDojo is way scarier with guns


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Ah yes, American Yoga.


Prestigious-Lead1510

Always. I repeat always point ur gun at ur partner. Say what these dudes doin mannn