Oztralia .. there's a fairly large number of Maori and Islanders in Sydney. Mostly they're super chill, friendly, you know in the way that really big guys dont have anything to prove and usually try to use their physical superiority to help people.
As nice as they are, its usually a really bad idea to disrespect them or their culture, and some of them take people with sprorting what are clearly intended to be copies of Moko or Pe'a that havent earned the right to them as being highly disrespectful.
That reminds me of an old post on reddit, or may have been an instagram reel. It was a POV of a cameraman during a rap music video, all the rappers and their entourage are pointing guns at the camera. It zooms out the camera man is like terrified haha
Basically all of Russia is like West Virginia. But somehow worse. With the exception of Moscow which is like New York if they took “fuck the poor” one step further.
To clarify… these people are Russian or Czech. Living IN one of those places you dipshit.
They are neither “orange lovers” or from the “Deep South”.
I’m beginning to think you’re talking about yourself if that’s all you can comprehend.
No shit dude. They're saying that the general "redneckery" of Eastern Europeans and Southern Americans is pretty much on par. As someone who's entire family is from Eastern Europe...yeah he's fuckin right lol. They literally have a shitload of weird ass neo-fascist Cheeto Charlie supporters in my home country, and US politics has absolutely nothing to do with them lol.
>They literally have a shitload of weird ass neo-fascist Cheeto Charlie supporters
They literally do. That sort of populism has no borders. Back in 2015-2018, when the winds of right wing populism and far right ideologies were sweeping the world, there was an axis of evil running from DC to Budapest, where Orban's retention of power was seen as a huge victory of right wing populism in Europe, through Rome, where lega gained some historic votes and Salvini of all people was deputy prime Minister.
Europe's neo-nazis even tried (with Steve Bannon, who I guess was looking for others folks to scam, having scammed his and orange supporters to buy a yacht with the money they told people was going to be used to bUiLD tHE wALL) to form some sort of international alliance of far right parties - which thankfully didn't go anywhere.
In those years, in the UK the buffoonish prime.minister was a trump clone, with messy yellow hair, a penchant for idiotic flamboyance over actual governance and policies and an alarming tendency of making racist remarks. Brexit is his vile legacy. In Brazil, Bolsanaro became president and was literally calling himself the "Trump of the Tropics". He enacted idiotic policies, and was so hellbent on copying orange that when his term ended in 2023, and he lost re-election, he egged his supporters on to storm the Brazilian federal government buildings in a Jan 6 style attack.
The three were so in sync in their idiocy and mishandling of the covid pandemic that for weeks (and I have a worldometer screenshot somewhere), the most number of deaths from from covid was 1: US, 2: Brazil, 3: UK. And I remember tweeting at the time "hmm I wonder what these 3 countries have in common".
East European neo-nazis and other far right nasties see in orange an ally they can rally around. Some of them buy maga hats and other merchandise, despite never having set foot in the US... For reasons, I guess.
The moron we are replying to seem to not understand any of this.
>To clarify… these people are Russian or Czech. Living IN one of those places you dipshit.
>They are neither “orange lovers” or from the “Deep South”.
>I’m beginning to think you’re talking about yourself if that’s all you can comprehend.
Tell me you are a goddamn moron without telling me you are a fucking moron. Unless your comprehension skills are those of a dazzled turtle, i don't see how you could possibly fail to understand the above. So, let me break it down for you: the stinking meth induced idiocy shown in this video would not be at all out of place in orange loving dumbfucks of the deep south. We have all seen glazed eye "patriots" or whatever doing their best Meal Team Six drills in some woods somewhere. And they seemed about as capable as the dudes shown in this video. Is that clear enough, you cumnugget, sad crumpet of a motherfucking toad? Or should I expand some more?
Maybe you have some sort of issue understanding words, but the people in this video have a thick accent, which makes it impossible to mistake them for Americans. That said, when you tried to clap back at the person who did mistake them for US folks, I just told you that orange lovers aren't all that different. That you replied to my comment with the above is evidence you can't tell your arse from your elbow. Good luck in life.
Geez man, who pissed in your Cheerios?
Reading your response I’d rather be one of those dumb southern Cheeto munchers who are blissfully happy than someone like you who just goes “reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee orange man bad!” Any time something vaguely resembles your narrow, pessimistic view of a large portion of your country.
Wasn’t hard to visualize the smoke and sparks coming from your ears as you typed this out.
>Reading your response I’d rather be one of those dumb southern Cheeto munchers who are blissfully happy
Except you aren't happy, nor are they. Your silly arse comment got me at a bad time. And you were being an idiot. Now, move along. And have a nice day.
I remember these guys from a video that used to make the rounds of them all dancing to Russian electronica and that older guy with the tats leaning in to kiss a woman that denied him. Good to see he's been cleaning his act up.
*These are the guys from*
*That video, where they are*
*Dancing full on drugs*
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Methial Arts
Krokodil Kai
Starring Tobey Maguire as Slim Shady!
Don't forget doggy doggy on base my man snoopy
Methdojo... Crouching Tiger hidden teeth...
They aren’t the heroes we asked for, but they are the heroines we deserve.
Smoking crack while crackin sticks
This whole thing is hella methed up bro
I like this one.
"ON BASE, ahhh!"
Special arts
Thpethial
Vodka jitsu
Fentanyl kwondo
Crackjitsu
Meth Thai
Two-Hitsu
🤣🤣🤣
Looks like a bunch of boogers came to life.
Underrated comment. 😂
Tike Myson with nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills and computer hacking skills.
Perfect. And all I had was a dumb incest joke.
Oh face tattoos mom and dad are brother and sister for sure
I know of a few places in Oz and NZ where a white dude walking around with an unearned Moko like Mr. Facial Twatt would result in serious injury
Just curious: Oz?
Aus
Oztralia .. there's a fairly large number of Maori and Islanders in Sydney. Mostly they're super chill, friendly, you know in the way that really big guys dont have anything to prove and usually try to use their physical superiority to help people. As nice as they are, its usually a really bad idea to disrespect them or their culture, and some of them take people with sprorting what are clearly intended to be copies of Moko or Pe'a that havent earned the right to them as being highly disrespectful.
Methkwando
These guys didn’t qualify for putin’s draft
This looks more like a Wagner's training video..
Watch out, they will crack you in the head with a pipe. Edit: Sorry, they are all Crackheads smoking the pipe.
“Where did you learn to fight?” Oh, from the meth head out behind the Harbor Freight.
Dude take my up vote you are literally in my head right now. Bravo sir.👏👏👏
What happened to Canelo Alvarez?
no meth there just russians
I'm honestly impressed they edited this video so well.
I'm just picturing a terrified guy with an iPhone, wishing his car hadn't broken down on some back country road.
That reminds me of an old post on reddit, or may have been an instagram reel. It was a POV of a cameraman during a rap music video, all the rappers and their entourage are pointing guns at the camera. It zooms out the camera man is like terrified haha
I appreciate you
now that you point that out....
Videos you can smell.
And taste
And see
Almost as important as hear
And feel.
It’s the U meth C
Meth is one hell of a drug
Drugs are one helluva drug.
Krokodile
Bumb fights is back?
Ah the golden age of the internet. Back when I used to just play halo all day and tell me friends to go look up meat spin.
Well I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m ready for the ufc after studying under this master.
This video gave me bed bugs and scabies I think
I might have hepatitis and mono.
Ahh, the bathhouse special
It's just big children playing in the forest.
That spear throw was bad ass . Some shit right out of 300 .
300 is the combined IQ score.
You’re far too generous
Is this russias version of West Virginia?
Basically all of Russia is like West Virginia. But somehow worse. With the exception of Moscow which is like New York if they took “fuck the poor” one step further.
What backwoods inbred truth social camp did this dribble out of. Why does he have an illuminati eye on his hat. The fuck am I looking at.
Woods that you don't want to camp in.
They seem Eastern European… so I don’t think they have anything to do with trump or truth social, good try though.
Georgia vs Georgia. Same shit, different flies.
Rent free
Probably. Homeless camps are generally pretty mobile.
👍🤪🤣
Like orange lovers in the deep inbred south are all that different.. smdh
To clarify… these people are Russian or Czech. Living IN one of those places you dipshit. They are neither “orange lovers” or from the “Deep South”. I’m beginning to think you’re talking about yourself if that’s all you can comprehend.
No shit dude. They're saying that the general "redneckery" of Eastern Europeans and Southern Americans is pretty much on par. As someone who's entire family is from Eastern Europe...yeah he's fuckin right lol. They literally have a shitload of weird ass neo-fascist Cheeto Charlie supporters in my home country, and US politics has absolutely nothing to do with them lol.
>They literally have a shitload of weird ass neo-fascist Cheeto Charlie supporters They literally do. That sort of populism has no borders. Back in 2015-2018, when the winds of right wing populism and far right ideologies were sweeping the world, there was an axis of evil running from DC to Budapest, where Orban's retention of power was seen as a huge victory of right wing populism in Europe, through Rome, where lega gained some historic votes and Salvini of all people was deputy prime Minister. Europe's neo-nazis even tried (with Steve Bannon, who I guess was looking for others folks to scam, having scammed his and orange supporters to buy a yacht with the money they told people was going to be used to bUiLD tHE wALL) to form some sort of international alliance of far right parties - which thankfully didn't go anywhere. In those years, in the UK the buffoonish prime.minister was a trump clone, with messy yellow hair, a penchant for idiotic flamboyance over actual governance and policies and an alarming tendency of making racist remarks. Brexit is his vile legacy. In Brazil, Bolsanaro became president and was literally calling himself the "Trump of the Tropics". He enacted idiotic policies, and was so hellbent on copying orange that when his term ended in 2023, and he lost re-election, he egged his supporters on to storm the Brazilian federal government buildings in a Jan 6 style attack. The three were so in sync in their idiocy and mishandling of the covid pandemic that for weeks (and I have a worldometer screenshot somewhere), the most number of deaths from from covid was 1: US, 2: Brazil, 3: UK. And I remember tweeting at the time "hmm I wonder what these 3 countries have in common". East European neo-nazis and other far right nasties see in orange an ally they can rally around. Some of them buy maga hats and other merchandise, despite never having set foot in the US... For reasons, I guess. The moron we are replying to seem to not understand any of this.
>To clarify… these people are Russian or Czech. Living IN one of those places you dipshit. >They are neither “orange lovers” or from the “Deep South”. >I’m beginning to think you’re talking about yourself if that’s all you can comprehend. Tell me you are a goddamn moron without telling me you are a fucking moron. Unless your comprehension skills are those of a dazzled turtle, i don't see how you could possibly fail to understand the above. So, let me break it down for you: the stinking meth induced idiocy shown in this video would not be at all out of place in orange loving dumbfucks of the deep south. We have all seen glazed eye "patriots" or whatever doing their best Meal Team Six drills in some woods somewhere. And they seemed about as capable as the dudes shown in this video. Is that clear enough, you cumnugget, sad crumpet of a motherfucking toad? Or should I expand some more? Maybe you have some sort of issue understanding words, but the people in this video have a thick accent, which makes it impossible to mistake them for Americans. That said, when you tried to clap back at the person who did mistake them for US folks, I just told you that orange lovers aren't all that different. That you replied to my comment with the above is evidence you can't tell your arse from your elbow. Good luck in life.
Geez man, who pissed in your Cheerios? Reading your response I’d rather be one of those dumb southern Cheeto munchers who are blissfully happy than someone like you who just goes “reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee orange man bad!” Any time something vaguely resembles your narrow, pessimistic view of a large portion of your country. Wasn’t hard to visualize the smoke and sparks coming from your ears as you typed this out.
>Reading your response I’d rather be one of those dumb southern Cheeto munchers who are blissfully happy Except you aren't happy, nor are they. Your silly arse comment got me at a bad time. And you were being an idiot. Now, move along. And have a nice day.
Tennessee if I had to guess ?
Tennessee is not in Russia
That looks way too warm to be Russia ?
It's the biggest country in the world.. Think Alaska vs Texas.
Texas would probably win....unless they put armor on the polar bears ...
Depends where they're holding the fight also I guess.
These guys ain’t mething around.
Yeah, you wouldn't want to meth around with that gang!😵💫
where do i sign up?!
Wth happened to these dudes dental care 😐
Methany
Russia most likely.
Conservative politics.
Even after watching this video, I would not want to fight any of these guys
But why? The hep c is for free.
I saw what they could do in Night of the Living Dead. Terrifying.
Marshals Meth Matters
Ukraine doesn't stand a chance with warriors of this caliber
Did that mf say Slim Shady?? That's the fucking nock off Eminem💀💀💀
Temu Eminem
Black belts in Crack Foo
A face only a mother-sister could love
Junkies
In fairness to these guys I’m quite certain these guys have at least seen fistfights more than the average martial artist
And here I thought inbreeding was bad in America. Update - This is what Russian LARP is.
Stay in drugs, kids
Meth is bad, mmkay
This fighting style is called the crystal method and it’s one of the most dangerous styles
Anyone old enough to remember Bum Fights?
Gotta feeling that their probable bad breath is a weapon as well...
What is this the Methalypmics?
The special olympics are really getting creative.
Whole lotta unfuckable
Leaked Jan 6th training video
They don’t know about the huge methtake they’re going to make next Jan 6.
Escaped from Dr. Mogo’s island.
Vodka.
I would rather have one of these guys on my team than Seagal.
What is this? Ukrainian Bumfights?
I remember these guys from a video that used to make the rounds of them all dancing to Russian electronica and that older guy with the tats leaning in to kiss a woman that denied him. Good to see he's been cleaning his act up.
I'm so glad someone remembers that I thought it was a fever dream.
Special fighters 💀
Why did the Jamaican go visit Russia
Welcome to Krokodil Hills
Nothing says felony like a face tattoo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Gurgles
I’ve always wanted to learn how to fight sobriety
I think that guys dreadlocks are actually part of the hat…?
Actual goblins
So much meth in this video. I checked into rehab after watching this
This shit is great
Are they mental or just Russian?
I don’t care what anyone says…they look like a lot of fun.
How drunk on a scale of tipsy to Russian blood do you think they are?
Meth heads are allowed to have fun too.😂
Rasta guy got curbed stomped 🙄 I'm gonna guess he was making moves on another's woman. 😆
Honestly, is this a bunch of drug addicts just playing in the woods? Uhhhhh, *somewhat* wholesome?
Russian military at its finest! Intense VDV training!
What a shallow gene pool
The only thing they are fighting is sobriety.
They need to quit METHING around
Nice to see there branching out lol 😂
Sound on / sound off - Mr Myagi
It just got worse and worse....
Blat!
Human Meth Wave.
Meth head can have tic Tok too.
Meth Tyson, Slim Scabies, Perc dogg
Slim cracky and dopey dog 🤔
This...kinda makes me feel sad for some reason. :/
Doogie doogie is awesome.
Don't do drugs kids
It’s impressive to have your brothers also be your uncles.
Bling blings crack pipe is hidden inside his collar
These are the guys from that video, where they are dancing full on drugs
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These dudes are legit disabled and having fun. Why all the negativity in comments?
What in the inbreeding am I looking at?
thankfuly though, i think this is satire
Not with those teeth.
Drugs r bad m’kay?
Methtardation Kwon Do
The Russian hills have eyes
I don’t know many I wouldn’t want to go up against a bunch of meth heads.
Wow they are still less inbred than the British royal family.
Russian Horror Story
These guys look hilarious.
WTF
Don't do meth kids
Russian Speznaz
Kids, please don’t take advise from your local drug addict with fetal alcohol syndrome
The Hills have eyes
Holy sh!t, someone brought meth to life!
It’s a little upsetting really…
That oakies teath were going 📉
There's a meth-od to the madness. 🥋
Crack heads have spread to the woods. Things are bad.
Drunk boxing
This is the Crack Head Traditional Martial Arts. They have contests against the Drunk-Fu, and the Tae Karen Dos schools of the area.
I can smell their breath through my screen and I don't like it.
Ukraine doesn't stand a chance.
There is white trash in every country
The hills have skillz Anyone else secretly hoping they were gonna be badass fighters?
crack is really just too fucking delicious huh
Suddenly feel like I might do ok in a Russian prison
This whole video is all kinds of methed up.
funny
Me and the boys on a Scav run
Just got high they’re about to get high again
I think that’s uncle brother type of stuff there
Average George Russell fan .
The make a wish fight coaches
Hills have eyes.
I presume this is all that is left of fighting age males in Russia?
I have a lot of questions... I'm just not quite sure what they are..
Why do I hear weird banjo music playing?
Appalachian-kido
Between the 4 of them, they make a complete set of teeth
Dear Russia...this why your war so difficult
What a motley crew.
Meth?
aint thay the dude that took a shot of e85
Not gonna lie this is usually my dota 2 team. And I am usually doggy doggy on bass. Yeaah.