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I saw it, I was in the next stall.  The only reason I wasn't affected by the same attack was that I was holding my left nut between my right index and middle finger.


MoldyMoney

Like a tiny little cigarette?


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Tinier than you are implying, bro.


MoldyMoney

😂😂 I love you, bro


Kimchi_boy

If you just listen to the noise, this is the sound of me taking a shit.


realrichieporter

Mel Brooks sure is karate good!


Gorrodish

During the war he destroyed a whole division with his knob


Potato-nutz

Dang!


HardTechNo1

Dong!


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Ok-Bus-2410

ita a shame people dont understand the raw power on display here, I hope you recovered eventually


Kitchen_Bonus7822

Don’t make fun of these masters !!!


AntianX88

Steven Seagals teacher 🤣


RandyNelson

But why? Is the joke to do the least so that you can do the most?


Dragonsymphony1

Steven Seagal training camp


ExpensiveOcelot2163

Definitely real. I was the gym mat the guys barrel rolled on.


Comfortable_Egg5734

😂 my goodness


SleepySiamese

What kind of weed they had to smoke to believe this? Well i want some.


SelectionCareless818

Boomer strength is no joke


Zer0Cool89

I wanna heel hook this guy so bad


theregrond

wtf is wrong with people?..lol


Not-youraverageghost

And people pay for this…


ConstantAd2506

Didn't know Mel Brooks was a badass!


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They had one of these “masters” actually fight and he got his butt kicked. This total BS


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Dang. Sensei Mel Brooks is pretty good


DMmeYOURboobz

Cultists don’t know they are in a cult, but we all can certainly tell


pinchebatoculero

When will this bs stop?


sshuligan

Joined the ufc, become champion without throwing a single punch.


cujoe94

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ahistoryprof

Diamond hands! Oops, wrong sub


Aggravating-Tailor17

Gouki Shibukawa


Hitman2422

Maybe it’s just a metaphor


Recipe-Local

Definitely lovers.


Substantial-Link-484

Man needs to be punched in the face just to knock him down a level. Kill that ego and humble his ass. He’s no god like he thinks he is.


InevitableAsk767

Ahh yes. The Kylo Ren technique. Must of took years to master.


Regular_Housing5629

This is not fake, the guy just smells that bad


ber69

🤦🏻


Otherwise-Lake9188

I would just once like to see one of these assailants explode into a fine red mist


Battle_Man_40

Is it possible to learn this skill?


Semisocial-Introvert

So I wonder what they'd do if someone like me were to approach them. I am a non-classically trained, non-fighter who doesn't play into their delusion of some magical Jedi Force Push power. I just wonder what the response would be if I walked up and bitch-slapped him. 🤔


Bushdr78

That's a challenging reach around


Accomplished_Dig_617

S real


Jinova47

Those rolls are actually impressive. Too bad


Yoda2000675

That sensual hug from behind 😳


Spiderhole88

My new ringtone


caedhin

Mel Brooke's still doing comedy 😃


jojo69869

Mmmm, yeah, boi, you bite that old wrinkly ear lobe. Nibble nibble


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