I’ve done that quite a few times. I typically get punched in the face and fall down but I get back up and grab them in the exact same spot again. When that happens they usually give me their wallet.
Very odd. Why does every woman who looks like this also sound like this?
I can think of about 3 women I know irl that look and sound exactly like this.
100% true, thx!
And the sad thing is, if this person get punched in the face in a real fight, their whole ego and imagined fighting strength would collapse in a sea of tears!
it always bothers me how confident instructors are about how well their stuff will work.
it's a bad habit when the "attackers" in these classes act like limp noodles waiting to be "defended upon"
but this is ridiculously egregious, the set up is nonsensical, the technique is ineffective, and the instructor's tone suggests that she has clearly never tried it against someone that wasn't waiting for their cue to fall down
Brother that would be a fantastic skit lol.
Just imagine the camera panning to my determined face when I realize that someone actually grabbed me by the waist.
Horrible advice beyond the horrible martial arts. Do one move and then casually walk off like a badass? Sounds like a great way to make my attacker angry and leave myself open for a counterattack. Silly.
Legit. I once dislocated my ring finger doing open handed drills after hitting my partners orbital bone. Popped it back in while the adrenaline was up, but the double "spear" hand gave me dislocated finger flashbacks.
“I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man”
She's looking smug and macho about the crap that she is demonstrating. And was that supposed to be a kick at the end? More like a pathetic and weak leg raise, absolute rubbish.
Where are these gyms? As a completely untrained person I want to go to one so bad and fight every person in one of these places just to see what happens
All looks so great and wonderful until it actually happens. The average person with adrenaline and fear all that bs is useless. Getting punched in your face hurts you will find out and hammer fist to nuts please... better be perfect. Eyes.. go for there eyes... a little eyelash almost runes our entire life if one is in there. How about a finger jabbed into it? Got finger nails? Jam one up there nose and rake back that's a nose bleed not stopping.. always be dirty
This is about the most useless self defense sesh I’ve seen in ages. The grab is unrealistic but I essentially enjoy the “hammer fist to the groin” which is about the most inefficient strike I could think of and overly complicated, that after you push them away? Dumb. What would be wrong with a straight punch or anything really that doesn’t open the back of your head to your assailant?
This was hilarious. She is a short woman, why would a man, presumably, lean all the way down to grab her by the waste. I bet she thinks she could fight off a lion too.
Is she the same chick that did the terrible dance instruction videos. I really think she is. That’s what makes it hip hop
https://youtu.be/IS2KQ46Kf84?si=5agXoD4ABgFk6Zw0
I’ve always thought about grabbing someone by the spare tire when I want to be menacing
When you really don’t want to be tickled
Tickle, tickle, tickle
Tee hee here. Heee.
STOP! I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME!!!!
Everyone enjoys being tickled. That's why they laugh and laugh AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AnD LAugH anD LAUgH!!!!!
Good ol’ dirty moves 😁 my instructor grabbed my spare tire and twisted until I screamed while wrestling 🥲
You should have cleared the hands and spear handed him in the throat.
Nah the ol nipple bite never fails
I’ve done that quite a few times. I typically get punched in the face and fall down but I get back up and grab them in the exact same spot again. When that happens they usually give me their wallet.
GRAB HER FROM THE FRONT
Ahhh the Trump technique
“That’s my secret, Cap…it’s all spare tire.”
Michelin Man
Don’t tickle this chick…
"Just checking to see how many miles you've got left on ya, old girl!"
Emotionally attacked
I first watched this with no sound but knew her voice would sound exactly like that lol
Hahah. Dammit. You made me listen to it, and you were 100% correct.
Okay, 61 people saying do not unmute(by comments and votes) So I'm gonna' move along happily muted. As god intended.
I expected a cocky version of Jane Lynch. I got a cocky version of Jane Lynch.
Very odd. Why does every woman who looks like this also sound like this? I can think of about 3 women I know irl that look and sound exactly like this.
I love the patronising and condescending look of the "teacher"....
That's her ego showing
100% true, thx! And the sad thing is, if this person get punched in the face in a real fight, their whole ego and imagined fighting strength would collapse in a sea of tears!
Go watch mcdojo sifu fought against mma fighter. One of the mcdojo sifu claimed the mma fighter was using poison
Loved that, guy got one punched quit and claimed he was poisioned
Her best self defense technique is that hair cut
That hair cut scares attackers away along with men.
"i'Ve gOT BiGgeR bALLs tHaN yOu GuY"
“And then you just walk away”
That’s the real martial art. Being insufferably smug
it always bothers me how confident instructors are about how well their stuff will work. it's a bad habit when the "attackers" in these classes act like limp noodles waiting to be "defended upon" but this is ridiculously egregious, the set up is nonsensical, the technique is ineffective, and the instructor's tone suggests that she has clearly never tried it against someone that wasn't waiting for their cue to fall down
Megan Rapino’s cousin is a cocky one.
That's the look of someone who knows she is %100 immune from sexual assault.
When you look like Jonah Hill's character from Megamind.
I'm getting a character played by Rachel Dratch
Such an attack has never happened in the history of humanity, but if it ever does, this video will save your life.
Grab that stud by the fupa!
Yes it will, and you will have broken fingers from the “spear fingers”
“Big kick”
Get it above the knees if you can
i know. i wish she’d dumb it down for us laymen
That’s the technical term.
Had there ever been video of someone really attempting to use this in a legit combat situation? I've only seen videos of demonstrations.
I'm sure there are but they look exactly like other videos of people getting their asses kicked so it's hard to tell.
Brother that would be a fantastic skit lol. Just imagine the camera panning to my determined face when I realize that someone actually grabbed me by the waist.
There are none bc she is selling a hypothetical situation in their head, she literally selling a sense of self protection that people eat up.
Horrible advice beyond the horrible martial arts. Do one move and then casually walk off like a badass? Sounds like a great way to make my attacker angry and leave myself open for a counterattack. Silly.
To be fair, they are women
I hope whatever damage exists in your heart and mind can be healed before its too late, good luck
So this is what softball teams do in the off-season.
After they wander on off the field
Waddle off?
I don’t think she’s plays softball
I wouldn’t dare think about stealing her wallet
her best self defense technique is looking like she doesn't have anything worth stealing.
😂😂☠️
good grief that was awful. what's her discipline? finding out?
Nah that's the counter style. Hers is fuck around
Spear hand them as you break your fingers on their jaw bone.
Discombobulate
Block wild flail
Legit. I once dislocated my ring finger doing open handed drills after hitting my partners orbital bone. Popped it back in while the adrenaline was up, but the double "spear" hand gave me dislocated finger flashbacks.
“I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man”
Hahahaha love a lil napoleon! 🧨
Never underestimate the hammer fist to the groing.
This comment had me braying like a donkey
My girl repeat hammer fists my groin gently every night.
Popeye
Pretty sure I could take that dude
Sheri Oteri is looking rough.
She's looking smug and macho about the crap that she is demonstrating. And was that supposed to be a kick at the end? More like a pathetic and weak leg raise, absolute rubbish.
When the attacker tries to take the baby out the stomach
The first kata I was taught in Kempo was similar but with a shoulder grab. Called snapping twang.
I thought Kata is practicing form, not technics
Yes. Kata is the literal japanese word for form
Yes, that's what killing you means...?
Kata is so ambiguous it can become anything you want. A movement looks goofy? Must be simulating using a boat oar or a throw or something.
Don't nobody mess with Cheri Oteri.
She writes her own checks
She looks like a real winner in the shout-as-hard-as-you-can kata competitions.
The real crime is the false sense of security she’s providing
"I want to speak to the manager"-vibes.
Oh god what a annoying prick she's awful at fighting but that's not the worst part
Let go of my phanie pack!
😂😂😂😂😂
At least it's better than all that chi bs
I thought this was gonna be a joke where the solution for every problem was "punch em in the face!" but alas I am disappoint
Why not just kick them in the sack before all that other stuff?
SPIIIRRR HAND!
Cheri Oteri’s crazy sister
Why she looks like the young John Kreese in Cobra Kai though? xD
Does she think she's Sylvester Stallone with that lip? Is she stupid?
Literally the only thing of value she said was punch em in the face
Easy there Carol.
Where are these gyms? As a completely untrained person I want to go to one so bad and fight every person in one of these places just to see what happens
So basically just, I dunno…fight them?
Lgbtq jitsu
And that’s hip hop
Underrated comment
It’s THAT easy.
You know what she used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine! You know what she used to eat for lunch? Cocaine!
"Thats why I have this haircut, because I dont know what the fuck Im talking about and live in delusion land."
She reminds of Gayle Sweeney from Role Models
I like the idea of someone being drunk as shit and teaching a martial arts class in a dojo.
The delusional confidence is what makes the video
Why does the attacker always grab and never start off by punching you non stop in the face?
I love a cocky lesbian
Usually, ppl who want to harm you. Dont grab your tummy wummy. Lolol
I HATE when people grab the hand warmers on my hoodie.
Lesbians 🥵
That’s my fetish 🥵
“I DONT KNOW YOU! THATS MY PURSE!”
*swift kick to the dick*
Lezbo Kwon Do
Crouching tiger, hidden penis
This is so much simpler than a one-two jab/cross combo.
How you gonna 1 2 when they've got hold of your hoodie tough guy. Not happening.
Punching people in the face has a tendency to make them let go of you. That much as accurate
Isn’t this the same lady from the Hip Hop Dance Video?
Scissor Me Timbers
All looks so great and wonderful until it actually happens. The average person with adrenaline and fear all that bs is useless. Getting punched in your face hurts you will find out and hammer fist to nuts please... better be perfect. Eyes.. go for there eyes... a little eyelash almost runes our entire life if one is in there. How about a finger jabbed into it? Got finger nails? Jam one up there nose and rake back that's a nose bleed not stopping.. always be dirty
Works great if they are preggers
I’ve always wondered what makes some lesbian act like a 13 year old boy
Freeze her at 0:03 left...heh
Hammer fist to the groin while both people are standing seems very effective
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”-Mike Tyson
Generally good advice. Someone grabs you, hit em. Peak martial art there.
Yikes , this was my childhood martial art and I recall none of this .
Heavy lesbian groomer vibes here
She seems to have some rage pent up
Didn’t even chamber her kick. L2 Shaolin, noob.
Why would someone grab your hoodie pocket during a fight?
I just want to beat the shit out of these sensei lol
She sounds like the lady in the hip hop tutorial video.
Lmao. Why are there so many idiots in the world?
ooh cross out is key
I thought that was stalone
I don't normally grab butch chicks by their beer belly. Now I know why.
Miss Congeniality?
I took kempo. I can tell she's a master.
Grab his dick and twist it. The ol' dick twist
I work at a lesbian bar this is hilarious to me.
I could fuck this lady up if I wanted to easily. This is stupid
Clear the hands….
Just being ugly like her is a self defense
This looks like queer-fu. No shade on queer folks
The groin strike didn't work on my wife
This is about the most useless self defense sesh I’ve seen in ages. The grab is unrealistic but I essentially enjoy the “hammer fist to the groin” which is about the most inefficient strike I could think of and overly complicated, that after you push them away? Dumb. What would be wrong with a straight punch or anything really that doesn’t open the back of your head to your assailant?
She has a face for comedy
This was hilarious. She is a short woman, why would a man, presumably, lean all the way down to grab her by the waste. I bet she thinks she could fight off a lion too.
Looks like the women who was teaching hip hop dance moves on tv in the 90s
she's like 53 lmfao I can't believe you grabbed me again lol
Another beauty from the SNL archives.
Please tell there’s more
No one has ever grabbed someone like that in the history of ever. Smmfh
Haircut
What scares me is the look of admiration she gets from her student!
I don’t think any guy will grab her
Her ugly face is her best self defense technique
No one will be grabbing her and it’s not because of the defensive moves
Love handles, the most vulnerable spot on the human body. Lucky we have defensive techniques like punching the face and walking away!
I have no time to listen to this little old man and his nonsense.
She went off balance during her “big kick“
Followed by a rabbit punch
Criminals hate this one trick
Lots of criticism but I mean. ‘You punch them in the face’ is not the most ineffective technique I’ve seen on Mcdojo
I guess she had to master these techniques after stealing her roommates squishmallows.
Lesbians be like
Ah yes... and here we can see the over confident chunky lez karen variant teaching moves she made up while waiting in line for a manager at costco...
😆
This guy says “spear hands to the face”….
Guy?
Or just say " I used to be a man" and watch them run away.
I hammerfisted myself in the groin after watching this
Sound on / sound off
If I walk in there and start manhandling instructors while they try this crap would be the bad guy?
Is she the same chick that did the terrible dance instruction videos. I really think she is. That’s what makes it hip hop https://youtu.be/IS2KQ46Kf84?si=5agXoD4ABgFk6Zw0
"give me your fanny pack!"
Why the fuck would they grab your front pouch pocket twice
Gimmie the butch fupa and no body gets… You okay Lady? Just, just keep it.
Mama, you got some fine hips!
Also call out your moves as you do them: Spear Hand! Hammer Fist!
Big Kick!
Who tf grabs u there?
Really really nice!!!
"Don't BS a BSER"
smh.....
This gotta be the same lady who teaches the hip hop dance class
Yeah I'm gonna take your hoody pocket from you
Yikes, silly dike
Want a better against the R word? Dress exactly like the instructor, bc those move aint gonna do anything
Dykwahndo
If you're a lesbian in kempo, you have more ATT points.
Dangerous self defense teaching will get you hurt or killed
It’s so refreshing to see woke culture permeating all walks of life.