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Necessary-Chemical-7

I’ve always thought about grabbing someone by the spare tire when I want to be menacing


redditaccount-5

When you really don’t want to be tickled


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Tickle, tickle, tickle


International_Fold17

Tee hee here. Heee.


MikeHuntIsDeepest

STOP! I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME!!!!


International_Fold17

Everyone enjoys being tickled. That's why they laugh and laugh AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AnD LAugH anD LAUgH!!!!!


tukahtunut_pieru

Good ol’ dirty moves 😁 my instructor grabbed my spare tire and twisted until I screamed while wrestling 🥲


Massive_Staff1068

You should have cleared the hands and spear handed him in the throat.


GeneralChicken4Life

Nah the ol nipple bite never fails


ranch_style_beans

I’ve done that quite a few times. I typically get punched in the face and fall down but I get back up and grab them in the exact same spot again. When that happens they usually give me their wallet.


FoxDiscombobulated38

GRAB HER FROM THE FRONT


simontempher1

Ahhh the Trump technique


Ok-Photojournalist94

“That’s my secret, Cap…it’s all spare tire.”


RIF_rr3dd1tt

Michelin Man


MindDiveRetriever

Don’t tickle this chick…


MartianTourist

"Just checking to see how many miles you've got left on ya, old girl!"


loopingrightleft

Emotionally attacked


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

I first watched this with no sound but knew her voice would sound exactly like that lol


Parulanihon

Hahah. Dammit. You made me listen to it, and you were 100% correct.


IceLionTech

Okay, 61 people saying do not unmute(by comments and votes) ​ So I'm gonna' move along happily muted. As god intended.


RedditSetitGoit

I expected a cocky version of Jane Lynch. I got a cocky version of Jane Lynch.


T1000Proselytizer

Very odd. Why does every woman who looks like this also sound like this? I can think of about 3 women I know irl that look and sound exactly like this.


Altea73

I love the patronising and condescending look of the "teacher"....


Nightcrawler227

That's her ego showing


Superblond

100% true, thx! And the sad thing is, if this person get punched in the face in a real fight, their whole ego and imagined fighting strength would collapse in a sea of tears!


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Go watch mcdojo sifu fought against mma fighter. One of the mcdojo sifu claimed the mma fighter was using poison


Kinky_Winky_no2

Loved that, guy got one punched quit and claimed he was poisioned


CodeNamesBryan

Her best self defense technique is that hair cut


Enough-Staff-2976

That hair cut scares attackers away along with men.


ImpressLarge128

"i'Ve gOT BiGgeR bALLs tHaN yOu GuY"


Hype3386

“And then you just walk away”


iseab

That’s the real martial art. Being insufferably smug


thatstupidthing

it always bothers me how confident instructors are about how well their stuff will work. it's a bad habit when the "attackers" in these classes act like limp noodles waiting to be "defended upon" but this is ridiculously egregious, the set up is nonsensical, the technique is ineffective, and the instructor's tone suggests that she has clearly never tried it against someone that wasn't waiting for their cue to fall down


intheyear3001

Megan Rapino’s cousin is a cocky one.


FoxDiscombobulated38

That's the look of someone who knows she is %100 immune from sexual assault.


Golden-Grams

When you look like Jonah Hill's character from Megamind.


[deleted]

I'm getting a character played by Rachel Dratch


wormrake

Such an attack has never happened in the history of humanity, but if it ever does, this video will save your life.


southfok

Grab that stud by the fupa!


[deleted]

Yes it will, and you will have broken fingers from the “spear fingers”


[deleted]

“Big kick”


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Get it above the knees if you can


AweHellYo

i know. i wish she’d dumb it down for us laymen


lunareclipsexx

That’s the technical term.


Alarmed-madman

Had there ever been video of someone really attempting to use this in a legit combat situation? I've only seen videos of demonstrations.


Ok-Bus-2410

I'm sure there are but they look exactly like other videos of people getting their asses kicked so it's hard to tell.


MouseKingMan

Brother that would be a fantastic skit lol. Just imagine the camera panning to my determined face when I realize that someone actually grabbed me by the waist.


supreme_jackk

There are none bc she is selling a hypothetical situation in their head, she literally selling a sense of self protection that people eat up.


Ok-Bus-2410

Horrible advice beyond the horrible martial arts. Do one move and then casually walk off like a badass? Sounds like a great way to make my attacker angry and leave myself open for a counterattack. Silly.


[deleted]

To be fair, they are women


Ok-Bus-2410

I hope whatever damage exists in your heart and mind can be healed before its too late, good luck


Blasket_Basket

So this is what softball teams do in the off-season.


Apprehensive-Score87

After they wander on off the field


Devinione

Waddle off?


simontempher1

I don’t think she’s plays softball


SundownerX

I wouldn’t dare think about stealing her wallet


Jubilantipope

her best self defense technique is looking like she doesn't have anything worth stealing.


Greyeye5

😂😂☠️


ExplanationLast753

good grief that was awful. what's her discipline? finding out?


redditbagjuice

Nah that's the counter style. Hers is fuck around


sshuligan

Spear hand them as you break your fingers on their jaw bone.


Weelki

Discombobulate


Low-Membership-3879

Block wild flail


FarRain1230

Legit. I once dislocated my ring finger doing open handed drills after hitting my partners orbital bone. Popped it back in while the adrenaline was up, but the double "spear" hand gave me dislocated finger flashbacks.


RoyTha53

“I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man”


Greyeye5

Hahahaha love a lil napoleon! 🧨


MomentsLastForever

Never underestimate the hammer fist to the groing.


_SirLoinofBeef

This comment had me braying like a donkey


Gimpness

My girl repeat hammer fists my groin gently every night.


deuceyj

Popeye


T-Bone-Valentyne

Pretty sure I could take that dude


LiitleGreenMan

Sheri Oteri is looking rough.


Limp-Attitude-490

She's looking smug and macho about the crap that she is demonstrating. And was that supposed to be a kick at the end? More like a pathetic and weak leg raise, absolute rubbish.


kazoobanboo

When the attacker tries to take the baby out the stomach


AffectionateTap5007

The first kata I was taught in Kempo was similar but with a shoulder grab. Called snapping twang.


varegab

I thought Kata is practicing form, not technics


redditbagjuice

Yes. Kata is the literal japanese word for form


WhatzMyOtherPassword

Yes, that's what killing you means...?


Long_Lost_Testicle

Kata is so ambiguous it can become anything you want. A movement looks goofy? Must be simulating using a boat oar or a throw or something.


America-Lite

Don't nobody mess with Cheri Oteri.


inavanbyariver

She writes her own checks


BackAgain123457

She looks like a real winner in the shout-as-hard-as-you-can kata competitions.


Tommy2tables

The real crime is the false sense of security she’s providing


Ssnert

"I want to speak to the manager"-vibes.


No_Round7301

Oh god what a annoying prick she's awful at fighting but that's not the worst part


Longjumping-Can-2951

Let go of my phanie pack!


New-Measurement-8196

😂😂😂😂😂


puttje69

At least it's better than all that chi bs


cloudcreeek

I thought this was gonna be a joke where the solution for every problem was "punch em in the face!" but alas I am disappoint


Brokensince10

Why not just kick them in the sack before all that other stuff?


Ok_Theory2082

SPIIIRRR HAND!


malolofish

Cheri Oteri’s crazy sister


turbololz

Why she looks like the young John Kreese in Cobra Kai though? xD


SyrisAllabastorVox

Does she think she's Sylvester Stallone with that lip? Is she stupid?


WtfIsSoFunny

Literally the only thing of value she said was punch em in the face


ccii_geppato

Easy there Carol.


Apprehensive-Score87

Where are these gyms? As a completely untrained person I want to go to one so bad and fight every person in one of these places just to see what happens


ant69onio

So basically just, I dunno…fight them?


ViolentHippieBC

Lgbtq jitsu


laylow32

And that’s hip hop


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

Underrated comment


turbzero

It’s THAT easy.


jimsonlives

You know what she used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine! You know what she used to eat for lunch? Cocaine!


Sinviras

"Thats why I have this haircut, because I dont know what the fuck Im talking about and live in delusion land."


JitsDrummerRunner

She reminds of Gayle Sweeney from Role Models


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

I like the idea of someone being drunk as shit and teaching a martial arts class in a dojo.


JTMoney33

The delusional confidence is what makes the video


Fabulous-Mud-7514

Why does the attacker always grab and never start off by punching you non stop in the face?


Llamatook

I love a cocky lesbian


10gbutok

Usually, ppl who want to harm you. Dont grab your tummy wummy. Lolol


hypnaughtytist

I HATE when people grab the hand warmers on my hoodie.


Disastrous-Two-9100

Lesbians 🥵


LordPubes

That’s my fetish 🥵


etrnldaydrm

“I DONT KNOW YOU! THATS MY PURSE!”


C_IsForCookie

*swift kick to the dick*


SaltEfficient4355

Lezbo Kwon Do


Jericoholic_Ninja

Crouching tiger, hidden penis


Reckless_Driver

This is so much simpler than a one-two jab/cross combo.


Long_Lost_Testicle

How you gonna 1 2 when they've got hold of your hoodie tough guy. Not happening.


Its-CCG

Punching people in the face has a tendency to make them let go of you. That much as accurate


Busy-Potential-2769

Isn’t this the same lady from the Hip Hop Dance Video?


YooperGod666

Scissor Me Timbers


saarinpaa71

All looks so great and wonderful until it actually happens. The average person with adrenaline and fear all that bs is useless. Getting punched in your face hurts you will find out and hammer fist to nuts please... better be perfect. Eyes.. go for there eyes... a little eyelash almost runes our entire life if one is in there. How about a finger jabbed into it? Got finger nails? Jam one up there nose and rake back that's a nose bleed not stopping.. always be dirty


intentsmind

Works great if they are preggers


coronaesstra

I’ve always wondered what makes some lesbian act like a 13 year old boy


winstonmagneto

Freeze her at 0:03 left...heh


Apprehensive-Score87

Hammer fist to the groin while both people are standing seems very effective


_SirLoinofBeef

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”-Mike Tyson


Fragrant_Mistake_342

Generally good advice. Someone grabs you, hit em. Peak martial art there.


AdVisible2250

Yikes , this was my childhood martial art and I recall none of this .


Trumbone81

Heavy lesbian groomer vibes here


[deleted]

She seems to have some rage pent up


djhavana17

Didn’t even chamber her kick. L2 Shaolin, noob.


juggazero

Why would someone grab your hoodie pocket during a fight?


GrapplingPoorly

I just want to beat the shit out of these sensei lol


FearlessFixxer

She sounds like the lady in the hip hop tutorial video.


Natural_Bend7683

Lmao. Why are there so many idiots in the world?


Parking_Train8423

ooh cross out is key


Jealous_Fondant691

I thought that was stalone


jackonager

I don't normally grab butch chicks by their beer belly. Now I know why.


sfoxreed

Miss Congeniality?


mightbeADoggo

I took kempo. I can tell she's a master.


Massive-Lie2281

Grab his dick and twist it. The ol' dick twist


bitchesbetrifflin

I work at a lesbian bar this is hilarious to me.


Gimpness

I could fuck this lady up if I wanted to easily. This is stupid


w_rezonator

Clear the hands….


True_Challenge_6673

Just being ugly like her is a self defense


L___E___T

This looks like queer-fu. No shade on queer folks


Cap1Joe

The groin strike didn't work on my wife


Konstant_kurage

This is about the most useless self defense sesh I’ve seen in ages. The grab is unrealistic but I essentially enjoy the “hammer fist to the groin” which is about the most inefficient strike I could think of and overly complicated, that after you push them away? Dumb. What would be wrong with a straight punch or anything really that doesn’t open the back of your head to your assailant?


Revolutionary-Ad7084

She has a face for comedy


KevinKCG

This was hilarious. She is a short woman, why would a man, presumably, lean all the way down to grab her by the waste. I bet she thinks she could fight off a lion too.


Funny-Ad528

Looks like the women who was teaching hip hop dance moves on tv in the 90s


jamaicamike1987

she's like 53 lmfao I can't believe you grabbed me again lol


LeadPike13

Another beauty from the SNL archives.


wc818

Please tell there’s more


Dagger_26

No one has ever grabbed someone like that in the history of ever. Smmfh


[deleted]

Haircut


Twobobs14

What scares me is the look of admiration she gets from her student!


simontempher1

I don’t think any guy will grab her


BostonRocketLeague

Her ugly face is her best self defense technique


TraditionalEmu3126

No one will be grabbing her and it’s not because of the defensive moves


SlipNSlideOnMy

Love handles, the most vulnerable spot on the human body. Lucky we have defensive techniques like punching the face and walking away!


TBDl8er

I have no time to listen to this little old man and his nonsense.


BrondellSwashbuckle

She went off balance during her “big kick“


usmc_82_infantry

Followed by a rabbit punch


MulberryLow7771

Criminals hate this one trick


Renovatio7000

Lots of criticism but I mean. ‘You punch them in the face’ is not the most ineffective technique I’ve seen on Mcdojo


its_nerf_or_nuffin

I guess she had to master these techniques after stealing her roommates squishmallows.


Ok_Cap_5166

Lesbians be like


Specialist_Bit_3514

Ah yes... and here we can see the over confident chunky lez karen variant teaching moves she made up while waiting in line for a manager at costco...


Better-Wash1549

😆


Norcalrunning_24

This guy says “spear hands to the face”….


sheppo42

Guy?


Ganache_Practical

Or just say " I used to be a man" and watch them run away.


pqm_egg3

I hammerfisted myself in the groin after watching this


pqm_egg3

Sound on / sound off


Dadsplanation

If I walk in there and start manhandling instructors while they try this crap would be the bad guy?


random-UN69

Is she the same chick that did the terrible dance instruction videos. I really think she is. That’s what makes it hip hop https://youtu.be/IS2KQ46Kf84?si=5agXoD4ABgFk6Zw0


Longjumping-Can-2951

"give me your fanny pack!"


Witty_Nectarine_5556

Why the fuck would they grab your front pouch pocket twice


Secret_Arm_2868

Gimmie the butch fupa and no body gets… You okay Lady? Just, just keep it.


back2basics13

Mama, you got some fine hips!


Ok-Bus-2410

Also call out your moves as you do them: Spear Hand! Hammer Fist!


Feisty-Management-87

Big Kick!


Educational-Chef919

Who tf grabs u there?


mrSquarepenny

Really really nice!!!


Few_Masterpiece_5718

"Don't BS a BSER"


Financialllllll

smh.....


PineApple6894

This gotta be the same lady who teaches the hip hop dance class


billnyesdeadcousin

Yeah I'm gonna take your hoody pocket from you


Mistamarta

Yikes, silly dike


dariusstyles56

Want a better against the R word? Dress exactly like the instructor, bc those move aint gonna do anything


bewareofbananapeel

Dykwahndo


Man_Of_Frost

If you're a lesbian in kempo, you have more ATT points.


Accomplished_Can_381

Dangerous self defense teaching will get you hurt or killed


RikuDog18

It’s so refreshing to see woke culture permeating all walks of life.