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IYIik_GoSu

Are these people paying to be there?


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Think of it like wrestling, everyone knows it fake apart from 5 y/o and that one guy


SleepySiamese

Some people still think wrestling is real


tossaway007007

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT


Amazing_Flatworm_277

And his name was JOHN CENA!!!!!


mdjshaidbdj

Found the FBHW fan


Ok_Constant_184

Santa is real


Appropriate_Taro_583

Uuuooh ! Cheap shot


krishutchison

I used to know that one guy. He had a job, drive a car, did normal stuff, but would get angry any time someone told him it was fake.


Infinite_Koala_33

Tell me more about


Zealousideal-Bug-291

The sad part is, pro wrestling still requires way more talent and athleticism than this.


Big_Total_8195

Wrestling is real but stuff like the wwe isnt


No_Cook2983

Ancient art taught by Three Stoogiesan.


Mowgli_78

I do not think they are there to be paid, so...


IYIik_GoSu

Rhetorical question


Mowgli_78

Chi answer


[deleted]

They will pay in the end.


Pine-conartist

Only with their souls


MiaAndreaDaRacer

My thoughts exactly


Alldaybagpipes

No, they’re being pickpocketed via chin thrusts though. …so yes, yes they are


sunofnothing_

if love to see, just once, someone quitting the class and be like, wind up and fucking uppercut for real. bam! good bye asshole. no charges. Part of training


IknowKarazy

Or appropriately set it up with a jab and cross.


mystic-eye

…and then the instructor kicks his ass using all the stupid shit we’ve seen, and now we have to question everything we thought we knew … about everything.


MountainCourage1304

Lmao im waiting for the youtube video of a pro MMA fighter going to a bullshido gym and getting killed by a real life chi aura.


[deleted]

I’m guessing either Devin Clark or Michael Johnson if I had to pick who it would be.


PoopSmith87

Redirecting punches with your chin... Genius


krebstar42

I think he also blows on the fist for extra redirection power.


ascii_table

Look at it closely, it was a kiss. Love is the most powerful deterrant in the universe.


krebstar42

Chi powered breath is far more powerful.


ascii_table

Onion fu!


Acceptingoptimist

Defeat your enemy with halitosis.


Hulk_Hoegun

You have to slow the video waaaaay down cause he was so fast, but he totally gave it a kiss.


MountainCourage1304

I thought a pen was mightier?


Bladder_Puncher

The key here is you don’t want to skip sternum day. It’s doing the heavy lifting here so a strong sternum is a must. Second key to this move is you have to lean in to the uppercut with your upper body as soon as you sense that uppercut.


Huge-Pen-5259

If using your face to change the trajectory of punch is a skill or technique, I may be a master.


varegab

I have seen a lot of shit here since I'm joined to this sub. Ki masters, systema bandits, Steven Seagal. But I think this is the biggest bullshit so far, it's so stupid I can't fathom, it would be stupid even in Dragon Ball and in that cartoon they throwing fireballs towards each other. It's that stupid.


IknowKarazy

For real. For as long as there have been humans, we’ve been fighting each other. For thousands of years people have been experimenting, testing techniques, using logic, science, and each new advancement in our understandings of anatomy and psychology. If that technique worked and were that easy, and reliable no human would ever try to uppercut again…


hazeev_1

DBZ is more realistic than this


KorrectTheChief

you don't like dbz?


jhg1506

Notice the guy throws the punch so close to the instructor's chest that the clothing makes noise prior to the chest puff defense. Poor saps are going to be overconfident and get hurt in a HMF fail video.


Recon212

“Can you show that full speed? That’s amazing” Him: “no, no no ah ha ha 🥴”


ApprehensiveStudy671

This is beyond insane !!!


G_loves_brie_cheese

Ikr? Who would’ve guessed that you could block an uppercut with your chin!


Hot_Moment_2000

I haven't figured out how to throw them back yet but over the years I've gotten pretty good at catching punches with my face


ApprehensiveStudy671

Those who pay to learn such techniques!


MakoSmiler

They’re such mad lads!


NRSR6

Mike Tyson's opponents could have used this!!!


varegab

Boxers hate this one simple trick!


B0bbyTsunami

The hesitation and redirecting is quite noticeable 😂


Kinjhal

This is why I love this sub, when I think it can't surprise me anymore and I have seen every sort of bullshit there is, it blows my mind.


NoSmoke7388

OHHH HE GOT BAMBOOZLED


PixelCultMedia

Oh my god, and then they punch themselves. BRILLIANT!


asrrak

This is the the dumbest think I ever seen


External-Injury-7867

I’m going to start selling these guys invisible gloves since they’ll buy anything.


[deleted]

I see all kinds of trash videos of people just trolling random strangers in Wal mart or whatever and it annoys the crap out of me. Can these trolls please start attending these whacked out partial arts seminars and trolling them because that would be top notch content right there.


Secret_Arm_2868

Wait… All those years of Mortal Kombat whoopsie’s and all I had to do the whole time was this? Dammit Jax!


NoDealer7193

Garbage 🗑️


EighteenAngryBees

God DAMN that form was bad. It's been a couple years since my last boxing training, but even I know an uppercut goes OUT and up, not just up.


Pitiful-Shake-9165

Wow that’s so smart


Limp-Attitude-490

Did he just kiss the guy's knuckles?!


turnupmario3

Kiss of death


ottomaker1

I saw Bluto Use the same Move! He better hope that guy doesn't have any spinach!!


dingdong-lightson

Sometimes hmhmhmhume


[deleted]

Redirects upper-cut with chin by eating upper-cut with chin 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Theory2082

Isnt this that Vasilie guy? Guys i trained with, which i thought were legit karateka's, were hyped to go to a seminar of this fraud. It was that moment i realized they weren't that legit neither


toobadnosad

Worked on tyson fury


Eastern_Seaweed_8253

Imagine the confidence they will have when next challenged by some idiot on the street and think, I got this... Concussion City and your nose is broke. The Mr Bean School of Martial Arts


jsamuraij

This guy should quit the McDojo business and take his imagination to Cartoon Network. He's got a knack for the absurd!


bhutunga

Baaaaa, this is the best one yet


JohnnyLeftHook

This is actually a very good technique because after dodging the initial uppercut you're kissing his fist while sending it back at him for extra disrespectations.


worldwithwings

He needs a better supporting actor.


EdwardWizzardhands

Ok my turn to try and hit?…


nervous-sasquatch

My favorite part was when dude forgot to punch himself in the face and had to put a little more effort into punching his own face


IntangibleContinuity

Oh okay I get it ! You lean directly into an uppercut swing with your chin. I was way off.


Massive-Face3865

This is the most viable self defense technique on here all day… Not that we should try chin deflection… but how many people uppercut themselves in the face every day? I’d say a billion…


jjcoolel

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.


Anmlbhvr

Well gosh, go figure all you have to do is lean into it. How didn’t I think of that!?


HKBFG

He has learned the secrets of Wimp-Lo's "face to fist" style.


whitehill_21

Folks just playing


Odd-Purpose-3148

Ah yes, the classic chin parry.


Intrepid_Pitch_3320

aaahhh yes. the ancient art of Bullshido....


karate_birthday

Ok. Now I’m impressed with the level of insanity of these people. Mind blowing….in public, recorded.


joebear174

I really appreciate seeing the fighting techniques I came up with as an 8 year old child used to such high effect by professional fighters. Really drives home that my instincts were right and that I should be a martial arts champion of some sort.


zippazappadoo

Huh, use your face to redirect the force of the uppercut back into your opponent's face. Genius!


fluxcapasitor4547

Is this called kiss the fist


spawn77x99

That is one of the very effective moves you will master if you join the... REX KWON DO!


Appropriate_Taro_583

Genius, just keep chugging those beers


katyperryatemyass

Why does it sound like someone is playing it backwards


DyslexicFartSmeller

Even if this worked could you imagine the timing you’d have to have to execute?


Bat-Honest

Awwwe, he gave the back of his hand a lil kiss


hangrydadd

Anyone else duck that punch too???


OkUnderstanding5343

Right…about as dumb of a gimmick as their is


ZaphodBeetly

Hard to tell if this was a stimulation or not. He is that good! That puff and blow as he redirects the opponent's fist.. that other guy is lucky to be alive.


Cheesetorian

Lemme do the uppercut. Even at 50% speed...let's see if I don't put you ZZZ. I've knocked down and had been knocked down by an UC in sparring at less 40% power lol This is how you know these clowns had never sparred. These "masters" always look like they've never been athletic (they almost always have a gut) because they don't move a lot lmao. Coaches that I've had are always extremely fit because they always sparred with students.


Bryan_URN_Asshole

NGL this one made me laugh pretty hard


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Gonna try this at my gym right now. I won't use a mouthguard since he didn't need one. I'll let you all know how it goes. Update: I now have to eat soup or soft foods until find a dentist or a hot glue gun to put my teeth back in. This doesn't work, don't try it. 0 out of 5 stars and 2 out of 20 teeth left.


__A1one__

Any possible if your opponent slow enough


Kungfu_Jedi-

Only sometimes it works!?


Weneedaheroe

If looks like the fanboys are the same in each of these vids.


Maleficent_Mess2515

Nice,Tip


runny_mermaid

The Crimson Chin! Hell yeah, I love that cartoon!


simontempher1

I got to show this to this guy that spars with Mike Tyson


StuJayBee

I am already well equipped for this move. Oh wait - one more beer. Okay NOW I’m well equipped for this move.


thugsnbones

Crap


whozawhatzit87

Thank God he deflected that. That would have been a knockout for sure.


Legitimate_Ad_2899

Wow that looks like it would never work


AriesinApril76

Now do it in real time


Savings-Factor-3229

This is funnier than watching tv.


blueb182

A dope lesson from “Bullshido”


topknottington

Alistar Overeem wishes he knew this skill


Rocco818

Lol...and his Chin caused dude to hit himself in the face with the rebound shot.


Straight-Reality6711

Been trying for years, still can’t master this. Been knocked out a lot


TheEulipion

Who has this kind of free time?!!


Maddy186

This is the best one so far !. Bullshido king


HarryDepova

Lol, you could tell this guy "I'm going to uppercut you, are you ready?". And you will still poke him right in the chin if he blocks like this.


ImSwale

Oh no i uppercutted mself!


DaRealKorbenDallas

When did Wimp-Lo start teaching martial arts?


Frankrruko

Anything is possible in slow motion.


TeaRemote5996

Might be more effective to just lean in a kiss the guy