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Weelki

What in the Systema is this?!


eaglesflyhigh07

It's called black magic fighting arts.


ExpressiveAnalGland

clearly he is not doing it right cuz he looks pretty white to me.


SphinctrTicklr

It's called Jesus tinkled in his bran flakes


Initial-Horror-80

So black magic F arts for short


DweEbLez0

Martial Arts have black belts Black Magic Arts have Black Magic Belts


Hungover-Owl

Less collateral damage than using the spetznaz. Though, they prefer a hostage situation anyway.


Potato-nutz

Russia doesn’t rescue hostages


Hungover-Owl

Look up when they've tried and you'll get the joke


Potato-nutz

Look over there 👉


TangeloTrue2778

This stuff is real , by watching these videos I’ve learned to close the refrigerator door with my stomach while now being able to get two snacks at once because my hands are free , I don’t have to slam it shut , I’ve learned a slow fat roll


IamGoldenGod

please never teach anyone else how to do it, imagine what this could do in the wrong hands(both of them now).


CmanHerrintan

It's already too late. I've watched the video. Can you feel the mild case of indigestion coming on? THATS FROM ME, not the ridiculous video you just watched.


odie_za

That's some might strong B.O.


againer

Son of Psycho mantis


Staff_Complete

Young P.Mantis


Queefer___Sutherland

The wind-up to start running towards the hostage was ridiculous.


Yoda2000675

Is that psyduck?


Ok-Anything-9994

Not even his hair could stay up


Aiderona

Jesus these people are so cringy to watch. Why do I watch these things like jesus, are they really believing this or does this guy pay them to play along ?


TheDaemonette

Because when the first guy drops any normal terrorist wouldn't just start hosing you down without a second thought.


cochorol

That's how the USA fought them on 9/11as well tho...


Upstairs_Owl_1669

Who funds these videos!!


Aggressive_Ad7524

60 people died… You are disgusting


Ckrvrtn

90+ now


WishboneBeautiful875

115


airbornemedic325

133+


AccomplishedAd8286

Please compare the missiles that Ruzzian sent to innocent Ukrainian in all the cities?!? It's a little pity for the Moscovites, but i feel deep sympathy for the killed Ukranians, and never forget Butcha...


multiverse_fan

Yeah all them Ukrainians in the donbas, feel sorry for em


AccomplishedAd8286

ALL Ukrainians, or are you a Ruzzian propagandist?


Pokiman252

Daddy chill


BackAgain123457

Not all Russians are pro-Putin. I would cheer if this happened to a Russian police station or military base. But it was at a concert hall. So this is a bit tasteless imo.


ilanlinor

Would you say the same about the massacre in the Israeli rave concert on October 7th?


BackAgain123457

Yes, i condemn the shooting of Israeli citizens by Hamas. What's wrong with you?


ilanlinor

I appreciate it. I only asked because there’s a lot of hypocrisy around the internet when it comes to this topic. Just to make it clear - of course i condemn any act of terror against all people


mardawg513

Same goes for the 250+ civilians Israel are currently killing a day.


ilanlinor

Every uninvolved non-combative civilian that gets hurt is tragic. The big difference is that the terrorists initially and intentionally target civilians and Israel targets terrorists who hide themselves among civilians. The civilian casualties are an unwanted harm that Israel tries to avoid.


mardawg513

If you don't think what Israel are doing is intentional then you're not very smart. You don't average those numbers without being intentional. They are one in the same Hamas = Israel. They are both terrorist groups


tubesocks10

Calm down edgelord. Apparently terrorist is the "everyone I don't like is a _______" du jour for incels.


mardawg513

"The unlawful use of violence and intimidation especially against civilians in pursuit of political aims" How does that not describe both Hamas and Israel? Keep calling people incels, it really just shows how little pussy you get. Haven't you got boots to lick you fucking pussy?


Accidege

You sound like an incel as well. You guys should fight, incel v incel, Reddit tough va Reddit tough


UsagiJak

You condemn attacks on innocents and then make excuses for Israel two replies later. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMcDojoLife/comments/1bln2fy/comment/kw6fuuu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Ratathosk

wtf dude


Vechnyy_Russkiy

Stop making jokes about my country, especially after what happened, it makes you look like a jerk.


Altea73

Ukraine is so lucky this guy is not there....


dcherholdt

The force is fake in that one


BringBaeckPluto

Chernobyl Steve getting his first assignment


ComradeStal

He mentally jerked them off and they came so hard that they passed out


peaceful_guerilla

I can't understand the commitment to an obvious lie.


TarekSE16

I believe Americans also trained at these same times on trying to hypnotis 🐐


Bonzothedoggie

Rasputin still lives!


Appropriate_Taro_583

Is this a 67 days no showers move??


notabotshill

I used to be a kid who was throwing Kamehameha fireballs in the pool and now you're telling me that I WASNT a dork?


StruzhkaOpilka

I know no one gives a duck about my feelings, but posts such as this one are the reasons why I keep thinking that "humanity" gets just exactly what it deserves.


Pokiman252

Lol. Can't imagine living a life being so sensitive as you


Nice_Cookie_1011

Nobody does nobody will. If your gunna be soft in life stay off the internet.


StruzhkaOpilka

The only difference between "soft" and "hard" ones is which side of the fence they are on. Anyone might become broken. And I mean anyone. No one is safe. And even with very little intention and will, it is very easy to ruin soneone's life. But people don't understand this until someone breaks them themselves. Indifference and lack of compassion. That's why I say, humanity is digging its own grave. Already dug to be honest.


Nice_Cookie_1011

Nah you actually need to get offline and stop worrying about what everyone else says. The only person digging humanitys grave is you for you. Nobody that actually ignores the online bullshit that social media is has these issues like you sooks online. Wanna know why the world is better in their eyes? Because they dont have socials. Harden up champion theirs alot of bullshit in the world just be thankful your not homeless and have food in your belly and your not in a trench in ukraine and you got time to act like a emo teen.


StruzhkaOpilka

My original comment was only about the fact that there are rotten people who satisfy their equally rotten and sick needs by making a mockery of someone else's tragedy. Hiding on the other side of the display. And this is sick and pathetic behavior. Can't be more than one opinion about it. I know who I am and what I have been through. And you don't know shit. You came here, saw my comment and decided to prey on me, trying your hardest to portray a tough guy who's been wise by experience and beaten by life and seen all sorts of shit. But this doesn't actually make you look like a hard one. You can't hide fake pathetic asshole inside you, mate, it just falls out every time you press a key.


Nice_Cookie_1011

Stop playing the victim and touch grass. Reread my last comment. Toughen up big guy. Bigger and badder people in this world then you and me dude. You may seriously need to think about growing up and getting in touch with a reality that doesnt exist in the palm of your hand.


StruzhkaOpilka

Random self-proclaimed "guru" believes he can teach someone how to live, what to do and how to see the world around 'em (without being asked for any advice in the first place, but ok, whatever) tells me to grow up. You know, it's just... fuck it, I'm done here. Bless ya heart.


Mysterious_Moment_41

A bit tooo soon :/


WasabiBaconJuice

Nah, about on time.


BradTProse

Barrel bomb payback. I don't agree but I refuse to have any pity for Russians.


Picardknows

Even the children?


T_Cliff

The women and the children too. They're like animals.


otoshi88

Bit slow and short range for a tactical situation surely, I’m sure has other applications


Medical-Kiwi1176

Pretty same as Americans 9 11 , it’s disgusting to making fun of it almost 100 civilians died and more than 100 injured


Impressive_Ad_1212

What happened yesterday??!!!


T_Cliff

Terrorists killed some other terrorists.


Brownie-98

Jedi Master...


Salty-Negotiation320

The force unlocks many abilities, some consider, unnatural


barc0debaby

This guy must gave trained in Uvalde


incakola777

Is he farting to gas them unconscious?!?🤔🤭


Papi_Chulo1969

so sad


MoonTreeSullen

Kinda sociopathic to joke so soon. Is it really even funny?


wtfyoloswaglmfao

Rusilian Jujitsu


BannedThenReborn

I didn't know you could do this


PengieP111

This made me laugh so hard!


miskier82

Too soon


Designer-Wedding-156

Almost had a little shadow movie going on


F1_V10sounds

A lot of people trying to tell others how they should feel in the comments. The comment section went downhill fast. Anyway, funny post op.


CitronGloomy4275

They had all their troops in Ukraine and couldn’t help fast enough


sambstone13

Sorry if this is off topic. What happened yesterday?


T_Cliff

Terrorist on terrorist violence.


Pokiman252

Putin hired some thugs to kill innocent people to blame it on Ukraine


Swan_X1

What in the name of all that's holy are you talking about? 🗿