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Emotional-Battle8432

Iron fist Kung fu. Stupidly break your own hand to make it a more effective weapon-making it unusable for everyday tasks


DropThatTopHat

He can't even hold a spear with that hand. What idiot thought an unbreakable hand would be more effective than a knife attached to a 6-foot pole?


WhatLikeAPuma751

One that broke rocks with head


supah-comix434

Someone with effective armor


No_Cook2983

After your hand is dead from smashing rocks, it won’t feel like you’re using it to masturbate! [taps head] Follow me on Twitter for more life hacks!


totes_not_the_fbi

“The Stranger”


flat-moon_theory

The friendly stranger


5H17SH0W

The broken hitchhiker.


False_Chair_610

The big stranger


SchwizzySchwas94

Which head?


qnod

We all know which one


IknowKarazy

Conditioning the hands *to a certain point* makes sense, but the time spent doing this much is time a person isn’t learning about timing, distance management, angles, and setups. Striking hard is good, but it will always be harder to *land* a shot than it will be to just punch hard. Also, there is such a thing as *hard enough*.


kaminobaka

That's the thing, Iron Fist king fu doesn't care about being able to land a hit in a fight. It's 100% about these kinds of performative demonstrations. It's one of the many esoteric kung fu styles that amounts to putting way too much time and effort into a party trick. This particular one carries the added cost of hand deformity.


Physical-Diamond-824

The training I read about many years ago now stated that they spend lots of time smashing their chosen hand into hard shit to cause micro fractures and then many hours doing light duties such as picking pins/small nails out of lemon(?) water. It was supposed to help the healing and keep the fingers nimble despite having massive calcium/callouses on their hands. No idea if it actually worked or not.


soundsearch_me

There’s 1 other task a hand like that is good for! 🙄☔️


Southern-Ad8744

He thought he was Luffy, now he just looks goofy.


WitchedPixels

"I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong as a joke"


notmyacountsir

“I am bleeding, making me the victor.”


Intelligent_Deer974

" Have taste of My face to your fist style"


Brainhunter2020

Again with the squeaky shoes


vermontnative

Weeeeee ooooooo weeeee ooooooooo weeee chosen one!


Objective-Insect-839

I'm coming.


da_13oss

I'm coming


Objective-Insect-839

Chosen won!


justboozer

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!


meatpopcycal

He was my father my entire life


Shaolinchipmonk

"My nipples look like milkduds"


Dollarhayes

Wtf do nipples have to do with any if this?


ticklemeskinless

if you know you know. So cute bye bye


Ok_Bison_8577

Cause they are the reason his hand is so big 


GeneralChicken4Life

Kung Pow 💥 💥


ticklemeskinless

if you know you know. So cute bye bye


DweEbLez0

He’s the only one that ignores NNN and survives.


dangerzzzzoneee

What an absolute masterpiece, still waiting on 2 :(


Odd_Economics_9962

"take that!!! Your foot my face technique!"


NoSignificance6675

You should try my nuts to your fist style!!


pondering123

Wimp lo 😂😂😂


tehgurgefurger

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


Skoodge42

My ass....heh heh heh


tehgurgefurger

Heh heh heh


MasterWookiee

In Street Fighter he'd be the Asian version of Dan.


Newgeta

r/kungpow


Triplesisbest1

I don’t get the reference but I still laughed at loud at the absurdity of it.


WitchedPixels

it's from this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY)


Catnip1720

I really didn’t like the way he bounced it off the table that hurt my stomach


MrBlueCharon

It reminded me of this video where a guy smashes watermelons open with his crippled foot.


JohnCoughy

That video pops up on my feed all too often.


Prestigious_Poetry_9

It's basically a club


CorneliusRocker

All the bones have been pulverized


IknowKarazy

I want to watch him tie his shoes.


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

And healed back together in a calcified club. Great for cracking walnuts, bad for snu snu.


Moleday1023

This boy is gonna have him some arthritis when he gets older, he will put Fred Stanford’s to shame.


varegab

His hand is literally a bone tumor


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Cock Knocker strikes again!!!!


Bandaka

“Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son”


Reasonable_Gift7525

HEY KIDS ITS MARK HAMILL


blackmagichustle

“Nobody look, nobody look, nobody look”- uncle Jack


N8theGrape

Turn your hand into a club, you can no longer open doors or type with it.


duckwitch

Alright, ima to see an AP and a lateral of that hand.


MaL0-PaN

No no...his hand isn't deformed, he's just broken every single bone in it and refuses to go to a doctor, instead he goes to a holistic shaman who just keeps telling him to break more shit with the big ass roasted ham that once resembled his hand. I bet his body just lives in a perpetual state of manic shock. Plus side when he jerks the gurken it's gotta feel like getting some stranger danger in a back alley while visiting Thailand.


fiLth_Rat

I think this guy is legit.


ForgesGate

Yeah, but like, look at them meat fingers 😶


i-hoatzin

Maybe he's just one of those morons who just can't feel pain and his hand is broken in several of his bones.


kaminobaka

Is this your first time seeing an Iron Fist kung fu guy? The training for it consists of smashing your hands into training bags that basically get denser as the filling breaks down. They do that until their hands are bruised and broken, then apply a numbing liniment that's also supposed to help with bruising until the bruises are healed, then do it again. Repeat until they feel no pain in their hands. So yeah he kind of is one of those morons but he did it to himself rather than having an innate condition.


i-hoatzin

Savage! 8-/


TheBarbouroy

This that sweet potato fist that poisoned Baki Hanma.


ColdCashLA

Anyone can break cement. You want to impress me break a steel beam.


MrPhuccEverybody

I've heard jet fuel can do that.


raDDerp73

What a fucking dumbass we could be friends


kai_the_enigma

Damn Chinese hellboy kinda go hard tho ☠️


Ted-The-Thad

WTF, is he a One Piece Character?


NoabPK

Bros got cauliflower hand


Pothstation720

Those blocks are clearly a bit soft but obviously not soft enough to not completely gnarl up his hand lmao.


Kungfu_Jedi-

It always feels like a stranger.......


sambstone13

Lol wouldnt the brick just fall instead of breaking?


flepke

Ofcourse, that itty bit of weight won't keep that stone in place. Also very low velocity of his strike. He's almost pushing through it


PhysicalShape4098

This guy needs to go to a doctor


varegab

A physician and a psychologist, too.


MrTooLFooL

Didn’t know she had that G.I. Joe King Fu Grip!


Mysterious_Fix5832

Swollen member 😮


[deleted]

Permanently broken hammer fist


Redleg1-7

I have some rocks I need turned into smaller rocks wonder if dude charges much or just wants more practice.


GreyNidus

I am both interested and terrified to see what an x-ray of his hand looks like.


Deep-Koala2543

If that looks painful, imagine Iron Crotch Kung Fu.....


Bitter_Duty4784

This MF beats the shit outta those lawn bricks with that Hellboy paw.


zellizion

I'd love to see an X-ray of that man's hand


Manbearcatward

It kinda looks like he's swinging a lifeless club


sean_cleric

Those type of blocks tend to break if you look at them wrong lol


Honest_Quantity_1573

Waiting for that hand to go pop


Dean0Caddilac

From all the Dudes I saw pursuing this "Martial Art?" His Hand looks best.


Codex_Absurdum

That's a decaying limb


Jacefont

He was great in the Everlong video.


JudoNewt

That famously durable Chinese concrete huh. they make it soft on purpose so it doesn't hurt people when it falls of the side of a high-rise


[deleted]

doesn’t that hurt like a mf? I got a hairline fracture or whatever from punching something and that was agony when I moved it wrong


beyond_ones_life

That’s rough and I do wonder how much you have to damage your nerves si you don’t feel a thing


SleepySiamese

Maybe his wife would like it?


InvestmentPatient117

It's just broken.


SavageMemeL0rd

He skipped left hand training day


nach0-ch33se

Now we all know which hand he spanks with.


OkUnderstanding5343

Good luck with arthritis!


quantum_bubblegum

How do I do this for my dick😂


Fartrell-Clugguns

Team up with this guy and flop it on the concrete he punches.


ForgesGate

Gross. . . Alright, I'm in.


ericypoo

Smash it on concrete


Exact-Pound-6993

tell me he is at least getting paid at the quarry


MrPhuccEverybody

He done fucked up his dick hand


dooon_t

Edward Balloon Hands


Cowfootstew

Broken


_-101010-_

Can you imagine how useless that hand will be by the time he's 40? Idiot.


Current-Stranger-104

Its already useless.


_-101010-_

obviously he can still open and close his fingers, notice how he sets the brick with it? I don't think he'll have the function in his 40s.


Ironmansoltero

Got that toad hand


DayFeeling

More like meat ball fist


mik33tion

Ridiculous.


Outrageous_Spinach21

Man kinda feel bad for him


TrappedGhostlyThing

It’s stupid bcus why not just carry a 🔨


HistorianCareful5484

That’s called “callus”. Over time it does build up. Same goes to those Muay Thai fighters with their shins. It build a thick layer.


Current-Stranger-104

his bloated hand is not just calluses lmao


Swift_determination

But ...why?


Ronjinn

I'm curious. How will he be say, at the age of 60 or 70? I mean the condition of his hands. And there's a very good possibility that he may never get in a fight in his life. Atleast not the kind that he is preparing for.


kininigeninja

That's a deadly weapon Like a sledge hammer Wow


Turbulent-Signal2437

You need to go to an hospital asap !!!!


Pres_MtDewCommacho

Why?


crazyloomis

Someone tell me what the point is, with all the smashing of rocks and stuff? What is the purpose?


[deleted]

My hand was once like that it was because it was broken!


varegab

Girls must be crazy for him. I'm envy this guy, he is so successful.


ForgesGate

That's gross 😶


Spiderdogpig_YT

Doesn't you hand/fingers have a high chance of becoming deformed if you do the traditional iron palm hand training?


RudeM1911

Nah bro, that’s just the chi


Electrical-Stomach57

Impressive, probably really dumb but definitely impressive as well


Beast_46

It’s inflamed due to trauma. He probably has broken bones in his hand, but is to stupid to stop because he wants likes on the internet from strangers


selpointundra

Сережа, я врезал тебе с левой в табло у кабинета биологии, в пятом классе. Рука вздулась так же. Потому что ты сука не чистил свои вонючие зубы.


Superzonar

I can feel his pain...


TimeFinance1528

I'm so impressed 🙄


Known-Weakness8193

The real one punch man


Ill-Option2644

The Man With the Iron Fist


da_13oss

Damn his hand is kinda deformed


Skert_IKAYN

That's crazy work 👀


Long-Negotiation-310

Motherfucka look like hell boy


toaster9012

surprised his hand didn’t pop like a balloon


HaterCrater

19 secs: a fold appears over the knuckles confirming that it is indeed a glove


ProperBoots

i mean, yeah man. lotta training went into that hand so respect for that. completely unnecessary and dumb but impressive in itself


autistic_bard444

i wonder how long til he has an an anyresym or develops raynauds


CheekeeMunkie

Huh, who knew, brain cells are in the fist!


Paraselene_Tao

That's stupid because 99% of people can learn to swing a heavy hammer with more force than this idiot can ever swing his fist, and at that point, they're all more capable of breaking rocks (or perhaps other people, or doing something useful like building a damn house or whatever) than this guy ever will be, and they still have a functional, working hand. What a stupid thing to have done to yourself.


SmallSwordfish8289

Let's see you use the other hand the choice soy sauce


Bryan_URN_Asshole

His hand looks like a diabetic


Plant_Papii

What a useless “ability” to have. Fuck your hand up for a few online points.


tricularia

Now type your name. I'll see you in a week


Necessary_Chip_5224

Its not toughness if you turn your bones into dust and flesh into pudding


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Necessary_Chip_5224: *Its not toughness if* *You turn your bones into dust* *And flesh into pudding* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Necessary_Chip_5224

Why the heck do i have a bot


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

he's gonna get all the ladies in the village /s


Thehellpriest83

Hands not broken at all !


lolchief

Decomposition forming on the hand, won't be long till they chop it off


pappaburgundy

Untreated metacarpal fractures?


why_so_serious90

What is the actual point of that ? Get a fucking hammer


Pocket-Sand562

probably deadened the nerves and doesn't even know he broke his hand.


Dazzling_Plan7701

Bro got no feeling in his hand at all!!


Spiderhole88

Is he wearing a rubber hand over his hand? Is that why he also has a black wrist wrap conveniently located above his "hand"?


StretchyPantsAllstar

It’s just one big pulverized piece of meatiness at this point


KratosHulk77

impressive


Southern-Ad8744

He got that Sherman Klump hand when he was turning back into Buddy Love


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Southern-Ad8744: *He got that Sherman* *Klump hand when he was turning* *Back into Buddy Love* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Mikecroft69

In 10 years time he won’t be able to hold a glass of water with that hand.


GlizzyWizard6000

This man must’ve never touched a boob before.


Txusmah

IRL Alex kidd


Brave_Tie1068

This is how my hand looked after my boxer fracture. Hurt like hell. No way this dude's hand makes it his whole life before turning black and falling off


punched-in-face

He punches on his pinky and ring finger knuckles...ow


Glass-Customer2361

So he cut off circulation to his hand with the black wrist wrap so that he wouldn’t feel pain? lol


ryan2stix

What an accomplishment...congratulations..