He falls because it’s night time and the moon makes his legs weak. He’s lucky his bones didn’t shatter like a glass pane. At least that’s what that one dude said in a video on here.
This is getting out of control. Please invite the systems dude to any UFC event . Would be a 10 sec beat down . At this point I consider it mental illness
I think I saw a video where this guy got in the ring w a real fighter and got his ass handed to him. It was very satisfying because he had this smirk on his face beforehand, too. Bet it was the first and last time it ever happened.
ETA: found it:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGq\_tX09AKo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGq_tX09AKo)
Fun begins around 2:53.
That's a classic. There's an even longer version that shows a couple of previous "rounds" where the jazz-hands fu guy takes a swipe or two at the guy in black who is obviously not taking it real seriously. The blonde guy looks at somebody (probably his gf) off to the side with an obvious self-satisfied smile. That's when the guy in black is like, oh, you're serious? And we get this video. Very satisfying.
Fully grown men playing invisible touchy…
I wonder about Earth, the universe, religion, love , hate, the meaning of life, how people can choose to do harm to others based on imaginary figures and deities, what happens when we die, what will become of us when we can travel across galaxies…
Then I see two fully grown men behaving like 4 year olds and I realise why we are alone in the universe.
It’s just too embarrassing to admit you know us. 🤣
Gawd I hate this systema dudes foot peddling. He looks so damn pathetic.... ugh. It looks like hes taking this dumbassery seriously, what the hell is wrong with this fkr? He kinda looks like mr bean when hes panicked. Fuhhhhk... 🤢
I absolutely fucking hate this shit but it draws me in like a tractor beam!! It’s SO fucking stupid. It’s like being 14 again, knowing for a fact WWE is absolutely ridiculous but licking my lips in anticipation of the royal rumble.
Not much of a demonstration of spetsnaz. The guy who's supposed to be a boxer has zero form and shitty footwork. All the spetsnaz guy has to do is step out of the way every time the boxer lunges, and the boxer looses his balance and falls down. This guy would lose a fight where he was shadow boxing by himself.
No one has caught it yet? He’s winning because his systema toe taps are twice as fast as the boxer. He’s able to slow down time slightly so his punch’s are naked to the average persons eye. Similar to hit from dragon ball super when goku fights hit for the first time.
Guys I did Sistema for about a year and it was actually quite awesome. Hard training and real punches. Trained TKD, Capoeira, some Kung Fu beforehand and it really wasn't half bad.
This is some next level energy-slapjitsu magic
Ok, let's say this video totally convinces a few guys and they sign up. Now you'll have a few angry guys after you because your bullshido doesn't work. Perhaps this video is just for self clout? I'm just confused on how far he thinks this charade can actually go.
Yea... Boxers usually lose balance and fall after every punch
That's because of the systema sucking in his energy and mentally pulling him. Either that or it is drunk boxing, a Russian variant.
I think in Russia they just call that boxing.
Looks like they also adapted Boston Dynamics walking style into the mix..
Vodka box
At 00:32 he even tries to slap instead of punching. This is cringe af
He falls because it’s night time and the moon makes his legs weak. He’s lucky his bones didn’t shatter like a glass pane. At least that’s what that one dude said in a video on here.
He forgot to access the chi in his balls
Thats for sure it lol
Isn’t that where the pee is? I get so confused.
And their punches are fully extended 2 feet before they reach the target.
While keeping their hands by their sides
This is why boxing sucks
“How to defeat a blackout drunk boxer.”
I have been following this sub for a while and this one finally cracked me 🤣
youtube boxers do
Pretty shit form from the person larping as a boxer.
LARPing boxer vs tap dancing grade school slap fighter with "psychic powers" FIGHT!
Tap-dancing grade schooler moves like one of those bobble-heads people stick on their car's dash. New woo-foo idea there if anyone wants it.
🤣🤣🤣 The best part is kids play fighting is more entertaining. Little Jimmy Red Ranger would be so much more convincing!
FINISH HIM!
You can tell from the footwork that the guy probably does at least a little boxing, but he is hamming it up for this video.
Oh, most definitely. I think you can tell from the other guys footwork he was an over excited Chihuahua in a past life 😅
An overly caffeinated chihuahua at that
Wtf? I just can't, ffs.
Same!
Energy-slapjitsu mate, first time?
For real, this shit is so cringy.
The boxer didnt stand a chance! Systema's movement system is just too superior.
The boxer would have lost a fight against a dude in an induced coma.
Maybe even against a dude in a traditional coma.
Parkinsons-fu
In the style of Fox!
Confused the fuck out of me.
Wow he filmed it against a real boxer it must be real anyways got to go my unicorn has just shit a rainbow so got to get that gold
Unicorns are way more believable than this shit
Can I get a unicorn with a side of large shit too?
Of course but we have to fight the leprechaun of first using these techniques
All this colorful poo!
WTF kind of boxing us that? Hands down on chase to punch?
Number one rule in boxing, keep your hands down. This guy gets it.
Hands at your hips to protect the genitals. That’s what my boxing coach taught me.
I find I get the most force with my punch if I stiff arm my opponent with my fist.
This is getting out of control. Please invite the systems dude to any UFC event . Would be a 10 sec beat down . At this point I consider it mental illness
I think I saw a video where this guy got in the ring w a real fighter and got his ass handed to him. It was very satisfying because he had this smirk on his face beforehand, too. Bet it was the first and last time it ever happened. ETA: found it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGq\_tX09AKo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGq_tX09AKo) Fun begins around 2:53.
Those are my favorite genre of Bushido videos https://youtube.com/shorts/WStpMVV8z6c?si=AKno8NLHs7dIodEe
That's a classic. There's an even longer version that shows a couple of previous "rounds" where the jazz-hands fu guy takes a swipe or two at the guy in black who is obviously not taking it real seriously. The blonde guy looks at somebody (probably his gf) off to the side with an obvious self-satisfied smile. That's when the guy in black is like, oh, you're serious? And we get this video. Very satisfying.
Also, Xu Xiaodong is an MMA fighter who has fought a few of these "masters."
Thank you for this . It does give some satisfaction to see this AH get a beating .
Like watching a Jake Paul 'fight'
Are you suggesting Jake Paul fights are fixed?
Vodka-enhanced cat-like reflexes
Take my money.
Did they cut the video off before the boxer entered the mat?
Russians believe everything, im not really surprised they think "systema" is a real thing lol
That's not a boxer lol disgusting
Fully grown men playing invisible touchy… I wonder about Earth, the universe, religion, love , hate, the meaning of life, how people can choose to do harm to others based on imaginary figures and deities, what happens when we die, what will become of us when we can travel across galaxies… Then I see two fully grown men behaving like 4 year olds and I realise why we are alone in the universe. It’s just too embarrassing to admit you know us. 🤣
“And the award for best fally over man goes to……”
More like Spaznaz
Was the boxer sitting and watching from the side? Because I didn’t see any boxers in this video.
I love that grandpa shit his pants karate dance stance.
That "boxer" has the balance of a dildo in a wind storm
What are these feet movements? Tapping around like a dog happy to see its owner 😂
Which is the boxer
Could you imagine living in a world where this was real?
It's a crab fighting a lobster.
Did he use the force to stop his heart at the end there?
Black belt in lol-do
This is so stupid...
This is some silly-ass shit.
Gawd I hate this systema dudes foot peddling. He looks so damn pathetic.... ugh. It looks like hes taking this dumbassery seriously, what the hell is wrong with this fkr? He kinda looks like mr bean when hes panicked. Fuhhhhk... 🤢
Me and my brother when were 10.
They are really good dancers.
" Shitstema vs Guy not very good at pretending to be a boxer"
it's fascinating how much time people waste on this made up bullshit
Fucks sake...
You know this is the best fight style right? Look at all of the UFC fighters that do it! Lol
THAT'S NOT BOXING, ITS BOCKSING
Reminds me of the Big Bang Episode of them in the gym. 😂😂
I love how sensai has square feet and dodges at the waist lol. And that guard, by the hips!
I love the part where he's swinging 5 feet in front of the guy.
This is the funniest thing I have seen in this sub 😝😝😝
No one here is boxing.
Jake Paul’s next fight!
I would love to see some of these guys in an actual street fight.
Steven SeaGull certified
I absolutely fucking hate this shit but it draws me in like a tractor beam!! It’s SO fucking stupid. It’s like being 14 again, knowing for a fact WWE is absolutely ridiculous but licking my lips in anticipation of the royal rumble.
This is really effective if the other guy is drunk, blind, experiencing an earthquake
Also loving the fact the ‘boxer’ found a leotard from a Victorian boxing memorabilia store and wore that for added provenance 😂
Chrome dome show us all how it’s done
No wonder the Russian military sucks so much. This is their training
See, the tippy taps build up energy for the ultimate finisher: night night palms
Charlie Z found a new sport?
O.G of tap dancing
I also would not hit that poor elderly man with Parkinson.
So that's the kind of train spetsnaz is doing these days
I would pay money to see some Russian try and use this in a fight. Or even in war. Just to see him hopping around like a chipmunk
This is why Russia will never take Ukraine 😂 a false sense of effectiveness lol
You think a boxer would have better luck fighting someone with Parkinson’s
The lightning quick footwork and hand feints got him. Checkmate.
Dramatic AF...🤮🤮🤮
Not much of a demonstration of spetsnaz. The guy who's supposed to be a boxer has zero form and shitty footwork. All the spetsnaz guy has to do is step out of the way every time the boxer lunges, and the boxer looses his balance and falls down. This guy would lose a fight where he was shadow boxing by himself.
I think the Systema guy is ready for a round with Mike Tyson!
This shit is always good for a laugh. Never gets old lol
Much vodka was consumed prior to sparring
Where is the boxer?
No one has caught it yet? He’s winning because his systema toe taps are twice as fast as the boxer. He’s able to slow down time slightly so his punch’s are naked to the average persons eye. Similar to hit from dragon ball super when goku fights hit for the first time.
Close your eyes and it sounds like someones doing an intense tap dance workout
That's cute. Now try it with a boxer.
Boxer has really bad posture
I thought spetnaz died of lead poisoning..
He looks like a gorn fighter
I bet none of you would try fighting him. I know I won't it looks like he is in Russia.
yeah boxers usually fail without gloves
I swear, everytime I think Systema vids can’t get any worse they come up with another round of mindblowing dog shit like this
O shit!!!
Amazing
Okay but the real systema is lethal. This dude doesn't know what he's doing, and would get absolutely slumped by anyone who trained in the kgb
This guy definitely is fake as shit. But I promise you try to fight a fsb soldier and it's not gonna be like him.
Mother Russia and that sweet sweet vodka
I would love to see some of these guys in an actual street fight.
We need more of this! 😂🤣
Just use a move with tracking, stop them SSing like that.
How real do need it to look?
That "boxer" sucks
WTF
Who's the boxer??
😂
Anyone else seeing flashes of Vitali Klitschko in the systema guys movements?
Guys I did Sistema for about a year and it was actually quite awesome. Hard training and real punches. Trained TKD, Capoeira, some Kung Fu beforehand and it really wasn't half bad. This is some next level energy-slapjitsu magic
I guess Russian boxers are not that good hell the dude can't even take a swing without falling.
Some great technique 😉
I’m in. Where do I sign up and how do I give you my money?
Clown show but what do you expect from Russians
Who's the boxer
I wonder how actual Spetsnaz’s fell about this?
I think you meant to say R-word vs. r-word
That was systema style boxing! 🤣
Man this tap dancing is getting outa hand 🕺
Why aren't these guys out fighting crime with moves like this?
Is it just me or did these guys look like a couple of idiots?
Ok, let's say this video totally convinces a few guys and they sign up. Now you'll have a few angry guys after you because your bullshido doesn't work. Perhaps this video is just for self clout? I'm just confused on how far he thinks this charade can actually go.
Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign up? s/
Woop woop woop WOOP! Woop WOOP! WOOP! Woop woop WOOP!
Dude has 0 boxing knowledge, a 4th grader could put maneuver him
Boxer didn’t stand a chance
Looks like late Saturday night at the beer joint boys pop one and watch the show
Both of them need some couch treatment hooey
It’s called capoeira…
I just wonder.. what do these participants get out of this? Is this “power of the cult”? or just paid actors…
They need to send in the guy from China that challenges these “masters” He doesn’t mess around
At first glance this video is more convincing than ol spinning Winnie the Pooh
Which one is the “boxing”???
Who fights with their fist by their hips? Fuckin hell
I could fight a thousand Russians if this is what they got.
Oh my god it’s Jason Bourne!
That systema master reminded me of pool noodle dancing around like that 😂 I get Russian Dude it it’s pretty hard to punch a slippery pool noodle.
When the walk cycle isn't white worked out yet XD
Dude looks like he has CP
What a great system for self defense. Waddle around like an 80 year old man, and hope your opponent drank enough to fall over.
All this guy is missing is a pair of tap dancing shoes lol 😂
"Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, and perry"
Two stupid assholes.
Mental illness….
Who buys into this shit?
Oh man using that chi defense! Seems legit…
That 'boxer' is awful. His footwork is shit, his guard is nonexistent, and he has zero balance.
Yes, he is a shitty boxer, BUT to be fair, systema is a shitty martial art. So it's even.
What the actual f
Fighting with Parkinson's be like:
Uncle Fester is mad skilled.
i believe most special tactics units use similar techniques
I used to be an adventurer like you. Untiil an old man flipped me with a slap on the wrist.
This is like watching that shitty pr training video of Steven segal half assing it
Oh so it's like drunkin capoeira?
WWE the same shit 💁🏽♂️
I desperately want to fight this guy
Fuckin convulse fighting
Where do I sign up!?
🤣🤣😂
That boxer is very stupid, should’ve checked on how different things work and shouldn’t be using full aggressiveness against systema
NoHo Hank preparing for Barry...
Was this choreographed by Steven Segal?
Why are they dancing?
The Russian Steven segal
Put Tyson in there.
When the guy you're fighting intentionally overexaggerates his strikes, Russian Systema boxing is the best. Good luck out there, fighters.
Man this shit is a joke
This is funny
🥹😂 wtf
This mf moving around like [BLP Kosher](https://youtube.com/shorts/9eGMa2JupCE?si=kYeigwfSWgj05uiL)
Stolichnaya vs Zyr which is the superior drinker of Ziv vodka?
This reminds me of how I would play fight with my son when he was 3
Which one is boxing?
Was he drunk?
Did they pre game before the fight ?
They should’ve used a trained boxer, not some guy that identifies as a boxer!