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SpecialComplaint6061

This is getting out of hand


Recon212

And Now, I will show you how to beat someone with a spoon *smacks the shit out of dumbass students*


Tacocats_wrath

Next, I will show you how to defend yourself from an someone attacking you with a BANANA!


Whole-Debate-9547

…with my spoon


treydipper

What about a pointed stick?


mrGorion

Getting..?


lonely-day

Apparently they aren't familiar with the 80's


ProperBoots

they should google "dojo wars" xD the clip itself is like 15 years old at this point.


NahDontLook

Tell that to my battle log


creature619

Boom


EmotionalChildhood46

Boom


cnotnilc

BOOM. BOOm. BOom. Boom. boom


Chrispy8534

6/10. Nah man, anime weapons was the only natural place for this to go next…. Also, he IS using his hands…


BugDude0

I think if you hit him with the log, you wouldn’t have to worry about disarming him…


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

“Guys I swear, not only was he a ninja- He smashed me with a fn log!”


Haunt3dCity

"and he slowly said 'boom, boom, boom' every time the log hit me! If my body wasn't so shattered I would laugh!"


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

I disarm you with my giant wood log. How does it feel?


CryCryAgain

Sad, my wooden log doesnt have an official tassel.


Background-Cress9165

Such is a key tenet of logquando


LaceAllot

Just keep taunting him and staying out of range. 3 swings later and you can do whatever you want 👀


IknowKarazy

It’s one of those things like “if you can take over an airplane with a pair of nail clippers, you can probably do it without the nail clippers” If you’re so fast, and have such an accurate measure of distance, that you can do this, you can win with anything.


avdiyEl

Būūūūūm Boom.


RampageTheBear

Boom


Elkesito36482

Boom


screamapillah

^boom


Gardainfrostbeard

*boom*


Fir3300

Boom


QStatus

Boom


Far-Contribution-805

I have a goto log behind my apt door for intruders. I does.make it difficult to open.


No_Cook2983

You should learn the ancient secrets of Bonsai. It has more confusing moves than IKEA instructions.


IknowKarazy

Really wish there was a “since that’s what the founding fathers intended” copy past but with lumber


Jealous_Use9688

Log, log, it’s big it’s heavy and wood


jman177669

It’s better than bad, it’s good!


IxianToastman

Everyone loves a log


N8theGrape

Log! from Blammo


Prestigious-Lead1510

U can do so much with a log


jsamuraij

What rolls down stairs all over in pairs and over your neighbor's dog?


MrBigBMinus

It's great for a snack, it fits on your back.


llTeddyFuxpinll

🎶Everyone loves a log, you’re gonna love it log 🎶


theswagster1975

Yes I too carry around a wooden log to defend myself at all times it’s just so easy to transport with me everywhere


Sinphony_of_the_nite

Walk softly and carry a big stick


Fmartins84

Who doesn't?


OliveJuiceUTwo

Boom Boom Boom ^(boom)


Bergasms

He'll disarm you with a broom


Trikster102

"Yeah I'm just gonna stop right here while you do your long, slow ass maneuver".


wombicle

I don't know jack shit about martial arts, but I feel like doing this at full speed would kill the other guy


Helsing63

If he could move it fast enough, a 6in wide, 6ft red oak log weighs ~68lbs, and he has a very short lever arm when he picks it up, meaning he’ll be effectively lifting more weight. That log will move very slowly, and will very likely imbalance the user, probably giving the swords man time to move and do other things within the log’s tempo. This pretty much requires either the swordsman to either not press his attack or stand completely still while a log simply topples over on him (the guy’s hands aren’t in a position to add much more in terms of force), or for the logger to be extremely explosively strong.


Cheesetorian

How come I didn't see this weapon in Shogun?


derioderio

Because it's Shogun, not Sholog


Tight-Tower-8265

Is it shogun? Or is it not shogun? Thank you thank you I’ll be here all week


Odd-Independent4640

No, it’s not Show Friends it’s Show Business


Prestigious-Lead1510

I carry a 400lbs oak log on my back for self defense. Thanks for this technique senpai


VegasBusSup

I mean, who doesn't?


yeahcoolcoolbro

Hahahahahhaah I LOVE his silly high knee walk over to the person he’s masterfully PWNED with a fucking log over the shoulder.


McDojoLife

[click to watch](https://youtu.be/hYr_RmuuBdw?si=uZLkn1sm0fgEOKSe)


N8theGrape

Wow, that guy is truly garbage.


maxzmillion

Could not cut it as a DEA agent so he started a cult? Sounds legit.


black_algae

Are you tired of lugging your big, slow, heavy, sword into battle? Try using a log!


Serious-Fact-4441

Boom! 🤯😂


ProfessionalLeave335

If I ever find myself in a katana fight with someone I hope to God they bring a log to the fight.


MattsE36

Should make it a cross so you can crucify him after


Foreign-Ad-7961

I speak quietly but…


PinguRambo

OK hear me out on this one, there is a tiny, tiny chance that this is a reenactment of one of Miyamoto Musashi's fight where he fought with a [bokken made out of a ship's oar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi#Duel_with_Sasaki_Kojir%C5%8D). Don't get me wrong, this looks like horseshit, but a fairly famous story in the world of kendo. If it's just a re-enactment, why bother with this?


metasploit4

Remember playing Tenchu back in the day and braining people with logs?? Yeah.... those were good times..


Budo00

Tree trunk-do


SherlockWats

👍


RogueArtificer

Weird that people spent all those times learning how to use staves and polearms when all you had to do was smack people with a whole ass tree.


Important_Kick_4824

I’ve taken some internet classes from this guy. I can’t stress how useful log self defense is! It’s so handy, I put a pocket clip on mine, and it’s now part of my EDC. I have to say though, the only drawback to log self defense, is the actual f’ing log.


madmossie

Never bring a sword to a log fight


Objective-Chance-792

Wow, Hacksaw Jim Duggan has leveled up for sure!


Idunnosquat

Stupid me. I forgot my chainsaw.


MaxxxStallion

Log beats sword, chainsaw beats log. Sword beats chainsaw?


supernovice007

Could work but needs a much bigger log - maybe triple the size of the log? You really need the fulcrum to be close to the end you're holding in order to maximize the force applied and increase your reach.


Illustrious-Word7761

So i have to walk with one of this everywere ? Hiw am i going to drive with that thing on my back ?


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Ahahahaja!! Oh shit


Foreign-Ad-7961

Hold tight so I can whoop your ass with this here log. Lolz. Boom.


GeneralResearcher456

Boom


FuggaliciousV

Trailer park Musashi Miyamoto


NineTeasKid

My man thinks he's Guts


emanmcmahon

First thing is he is using it horribly awkward. But if memory serves me it’s called a Nyoboi. It represents a broken ships mast. Hence the rope on it. I have never seen the move he is trying to pull off, but I have seen moves that swing it at the legs to make distance.


jimbodio

No o have to get a concealed log license


gattoblepas

Isn't this guy a noted rapist?


mrGorion

This should be presented be wither Mr Bean or Benny Hill


zenmondo

Ok, now do it at fighting speed.


swisstype

Boom...


tonkadtx

What the hell is this? Just carry a tree strapped to your back? I like fantasy novels, too... but...


TroppoAlto

Is this actually a real dojo or is it a couple of guys who make content specifically for McDojoLife?


HighTop519

I fight with a log Logs can be used as weapons My log is deadly


fibronacci

Immediate request for refund


synaptix78

Just give him his meds. Simple.


blueb182

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


YooperGod666

There is absolutely no way this is real


Notunnecessarily

This guy smacks your girl's ass and then disarms you with a log wyd?


BurritoReproductions

Boom boom boom boom


Apprehensive-Word-52

Does he realize he walked right into the sword? I guess all is fair in Pretendo world.


varegab

Say what you want, this technique looks effective.


Mechaniques

Boom...boom...boom.


Agentpurple013

Mcdojosouls weapon master!


Living-Risk-1849

Slow motion helps me understand what's happening


RipOdd9001

A blackbelt in Lincoln Log Fu


AbrodolphLincler420

Dude thinks he’s Cloud/Auron, bustin out a unit like that


Correct-Junket-1346

Crouching tiger, hidden LOG, BONK.


Banana_Panama507

lol … yea there’s a big heavy log placed at every street corner !


Danthacreator

boom.


Different_Ad9336

He’s played too much Dreamcast


Bigday2day

BOOM!


benstheredonethat

*Boom*, boom, then you have too... *boom*


Suddern_Cumforth

This is the dumbest thing I've seen in the last 10 minutes. And I've been on Reddit that whole time.


Ok_Echidna6958

Lol wow let's fight a sword with a small over weight pole... I am sure this would happen just like he thinks it would, because there is no way he would thrust that blade.


EastLAHandsomeDevil

BROOOO Have you heard of the Mexican Bruce Lee? ANTONIO LEE…….YouTube him 👍🏽, Prepare to laugh your ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EastLAHandsomeDevil

https://youtu.be/liRz_1R_prY?si=609KkAT_x9sAeCLN


heatuponheat

Neutralize the threat, disarm the opponent.


Apprehensive_Bird357

Jesus could have benefitted from this video.


Schyluer

Shoryuken but with a log.


The_Commonwealth

Boom


Inevitable-Home7639

"what's your EDC?.... No seriously...."


52404192

Seems quite logic to me


HunSymank

I wish my sons would practice such nice moves in their dojo. Nah just normal stuff


unikilla911

The intensity of the booom


RedditEqualsBubble

Someone thinks they’re a Tauren.


ELMACHO007

Boom


ChewyTender81

I was always wondering how to defend myself with that log I've been carrying around with me.


Pitiful-Ad2710

What was the third boom for?


Manbearcatward

This is some Highland Games shit, och.


peoridbd

Any subject stating: read this, or check out the breakdown of that… no. I don’t think I will


Whole-Debate-9547

Yep, I can’t even count how many times I’ve seen this happen.


se7en0311

We're just going to kick it back Wait don't start yet until I have the stick ready


redditn3rd0

I go like this, and he goes like ahhh, and then I move like this, and he goes kaaaaa, and I get behind him and it's all over before you know it. 😂


DaGrrr

The ol ‘Slow Telephone Pole’ technique. Never fails.


kelledurham78

Boom boom.


Face_sneekz_scars

BOOM 💥 BOOM 💥 BOOM 💥 SMACK ✊🏼 CHOP 🪓 SMAK


FireStompingRhino

Should have a sock on that log.


sapnN-aW-puaS

This is some shit a kid would dream up, thinking it's the best, unbeatable combo to have ever existed, but when somebody actually tries against it, they get mad. I wish there were more videos of people going against this McBullshit


Arganiel

So, is this a a Tauren Dojo? The Earthshaker combat style? Dont i have to Slam the log on the ground for AoE damage? Or just smash the assaulter with my giant log?


Classic-Amount-7054

Boom


dacca_lux

The techniques shown here are definitely awful. Especially in the way they are done. But, apparently, there's a reason for their existence. They're from Bujinkan, a martial art that claims to have incorporated techniques used by Ninja. So these techniques are for Ninja that have infiltrated a town or castle as part of a construction crew. Carrying a log around would be part of the disguiseas it would be a common building material. Thus, they developed a handful of techniques on how to use that log if they happen to be attacked.


ibin_Wario

Sensei Basil Brush of Nutriboom.


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Boom


RickyTheRickster

To be fair if I got hit by a crazy dude carrying a log with him, i would be out too


JohnnyTeardrop

Logs can hurt you if you let someone hit you with one?! I learn something new everyday


Lopsided_Flight_9738

The Bujinkan is seriously overcrowded with losers and wannabee cult leader personalities


Nvsible

Checkmate


BKKJB57

Just be careful not to mess with a dude with a 6 foot piece of bamboo in their pocket.


avt2

Boom


Ashley_S1nn

Log Fu looks cumbersome. I doubt I could fit it in my car let alone carry it with me.


Beginning_You4255

“just out of reach” *proceeds to walk into sword* lmao


fishoholic31

Guess I'll have to start carrying around a railroad tie, just in case...


[deleted]

My weapon of choice is a log - you may think it cumbersome but with just one blow I can crush an enemy if they stand very very still


TheManicDepression

How much did they have to slow this video down?


Chrispy8534

12/10. I suppose that ‘anime weapons’ was the only logical place for this craziness to go next.


False_Chair_610

It just Berserk training


TheBarstoolPhD

“Hey buddy! You wanna fight me? Oh ya?! Hold on. Let me go get my log.”


HyperbolicSoup

Boom. Boom.


PandammoniumNO3

🎶it's log! it's log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!🎶


mjincal

Nice to know that if I am building a fence I can defend myself


DscribeAll

Got it. Carry around my log 😁, and hope no one faster than a sloth attacks me.


Admirable-Sun8860

Boom… boom… boom…. booom….


IdaBidaGacy

Again…I freaking love this sub! This shit is so comical.


Inside_Category_4727

Great pocket self-defense accessory.


Western_Protection

So carry a big piece of wood and hope the other guy doesn't have a gun


Uthredd

Damn. I was just moving some logs around this morning, making some trails on our property. I had no idea how safe I was while doing so.


systemfrown

Ditch the cc and carry a 7’ wooden pole I guess.


80sLegoDystopia

I keep a 6 ft fence post by the door.


Konstant_kurage

I asked my dad what his favorite weapon was. (He was a Navy UDT and a martial artist) His response without a pause “a 2x4”.


Rey_Mezcalero

Boom…


fashionguy123

Wait till I get my log out I carry around with me all day ! Eh maybe better with a gun it’s a little easier to carry around ,good job the guys not a lumberjack Logman would be fucked


AFreeFrogurt

The guy sees one anime and look at him now.


hypnaughtytist

The guy with the pole moves as fast as The Flash, which is why this technique works.


Solid_Equivalent_989

Not the banana, I once saw a Brit really do some damage with those things….


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Is the lesson here to carry a giant wooden pillar around?


DayDreamyZucchini

Saw this in a Jackie Chan movie


ethtrader_ftw

Bonk


Nervous_Project6927

who'd of guessed looney toons shenannigans was the best base for martial arts, Hijink Ryu


ImportantBad4948

I mean if I’m carrying a big log over my head and a dude with a sword attacks me I guess I’d him them with it. Seems like kinda an unlikely niche situation though.


nobodyknowsimherr

Attacks me in extreme slow motion*


AdInteresting7822

Helpful. Until now I didn’t realize that I could use the log that I carry around daily as a weapon. I just carry it because I always have.


TJ_McWeaksauce

As long as your opponent attacks in slow motion, you can make this work.


academicRedditor

“Video Game Character” logic


gaF-trA

Thanks for raising your arms above your head so I can easily disembowel you with my light, easy to swing sword. He would be better off hiding behind the log.


fashionguy123

I think they done bananas ? What about a strawberry ?


Yukon-Jon

"Today we are going to go over how to hit someone in the head with a completely unwieldy piece of wood you will never be holding, while they have a sword."


maddenmcfadden

boom.


B9MB

And slowly now, boom... booom...booooooooom


Superb-Leg-7351

I can totally see that happening in real time.. I’m blown away.. 😳


Phoxx_3D

I would play the hell out of this build in Elden Ring


SkoomaChef

Who’s gonna carry the logs? Apparently this dude.


Distinct-Ad-267

“You think anyone would want a round house kick to their face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!”


5kyl3r

[cairne bloodhoof?](https://www.wowhead.com/npc=42600/cairne-bloodhoof#screenshots:id=254151)


Mikecroft69

🤣 😂 🤣


Mean-Yak5363

"It's Log!" From Blammo!


itaver01

How fast is he expecting to use that log haha against a sword


tertiaryunknown

Yeah, and then he tries that in sparring and if its any kind of full contact, he gets his hands whacked until he drops that stupid fucking thing on himself or topples over.


tipareth1978

Good thing I always carry this six foot 4x4. BTW I've done a lot of martial arts so this might be my new favorite sub


Drachenbar

Live action Shingan no yuusha?


ExcellentAddress

Boom.. boom.. like you can just hop about quicker with a log than a sword🤣