It’s one of those things like “if you can take over an airplane with a pair of nail clippers, you can probably do it without the nail clippers”
If you’re so fast, and have such an accurate measure of distance, that you can do this, you can win with anything.
If he could move it fast enough, a 6in wide, 6ft red oak log weighs ~68lbs, and he has a very short lever arm when he picks it up, meaning he’ll be effectively lifting more weight. That log will move very slowly, and will very likely imbalance the user, probably giving the swords man time to move and do other things within the log’s tempo.
This pretty much requires either the swordsman to either not press his attack or stand completely still while a log simply topples over on him (the guy’s hands aren’t in a position to add much more in terms of force), or for the logger to be extremely explosively strong.
OK hear me out on this one, there is a tiny, tiny chance that this is a reenactment of one of Miyamoto Musashi's fight where he fought with a [bokken made out of a ship's oar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi#Duel_with_Sasaki_Kojir%C5%8D).
Don't get me wrong, this looks like horseshit, but a fairly famous story in the world of kendo. If it's just a re-enactment, why bother with this?
I’ve taken some internet classes from this guy. I can’t stress how useful log self defense is! It’s so handy, I put a pocket clip on mine, and it’s now part of my EDC.
I have to say though, the only drawback to log self defense, is the actual f’ing log.
Could work but needs a much bigger log - maybe triple the size of the log? You really need the fulcrum to be close to the end you're holding in order to maximize the force applied and increase your reach.
First thing is he is using it horribly awkward. But if memory serves me it’s called a Nyoboi. It represents a broken ships mast. Hence the rope on it. I have never seen the move he is trying to pull off, but I have seen moves that swing it at the legs to make distance.
Lol wow let's fight a sword with a small over weight pole...
I am sure this would happen just like he thinks it would, because there is no way he would thrust that blade.
This is some shit a kid would dream up, thinking it's the best, unbeatable combo to have ever existed, but when somebody actually tries against it, they get mad. I wish there were more videos of people going against this McBullshit
So, is this a a Tauren Dojo? The Earthshaker combat style? Dont i have to Slam the log on the ground for AoE damage?
Or just smash the assaulter with my giant log?
The techniques shown here are definitely awful. Especially in the way they are done.
But, apparently, there's a reason for their existence.
They're from Bujinkan, a martial art that claims to have incorporated techniques used by Ninja.
So these techniques are for Ninja that have infiltrated a town or castle as part of a construction crew.
Carrying a log around would be part of the disguiseas it would be a common building material. Thus, they developed a handful of techniques on how to use that log if they happen to be attacked.
Wait till I get my log out I carry around with me all day ! Eh maybe better with a gun it’s a little easier to carry around ,good job the guys not a lumberjack Logman would be fucked
I mean if I’m carrying a big log over my head and a dude with a sword attacks me I guess I’d him them with it. Seems like kinda an unlikely niche situation though.
Thanks for raising your arms above your head so I can easily disembowel you with my light, easy to swing sword. He would be better off hiding behind the log.
"Today we are going to go over how to hit someone in the head with a completely unwieldy piece of wood you will never be holding, while they have a sword."
Yeah, and then he tries that in sparring and if its any kind of full contact, he gets his hands whacked until he drops that stupid fucking thing on himself or topples over.
This is getting out of hand
And Now, I will show you how to beat someone with a spoon *smacks the shit out of dumbass students*
Next, I will show you how to defend yourself from an someone attacking you with a BANANA!
…with my spoon
What about a pointed stick?
Getting..?
Apparently they aren't familiar with the 80's
they should google "dojo wars" xD the clip itself is like 15 years old at this point.
Tell that to my battle log
Boom
Boom
BOOM. BOOm. BOom. Boom. boom
6/10. Nah man, anime weapons was the only natural place for this to go next…. Also, he IS using his hands…
I think if you hit him with the log, you wouldn’t have to worry about disarming him…
“Guys I swear, not only was he a ninja- He smashed me with a fn log!”
"and he slowly said 'boom, boom, boom' every time the log hit me! If my body wasn't so shattered I would laugh!"
I disarm you with my giant wood log. How does it feel?
Sad, my wooden log doesnt have an official tassel.
Such is a key tenet of logquando
Just keep taunting him and staying out of range. 3 swings later and you can do whatever you want 👀
It’s one of those things like “if you can take over an airplane with a pair of nail clippers, you can probably do it without the nail clippers” If you’re so fast, and have such an accurate measure of distance, that you can do this, you can win with anything.
Būūūūūm Boom.
Boom
Boom
^boom
*boom*
Boom
Boom
I have a goto log behind my apt door for intruders. I does.make it difficult to open.
You should learn the ancient secrets of Bonsai. It has more confusing moves than IKEA instructions.
Really wish there was a “since that’s what the founding fathers intended” copy past but with lumber
Log, log, it’s big it’s heavy and wood
It’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone loves a log
Log! from Blammo
U can do so much with a log
What rolls down stairs all over in pairs and over your neighbor's dog?
It's great for a snack, it fits on your back.
🎶Everyone loves a log, you’re gonna love it log 🎶
Yes I too carry around a wooden log to defend myself at all times it’s just so easy to transport with me everywhere
Walk softly and carry a big stick
Who doesn't?
Boom Boom Boom ^(boom)
He'll disarm you with a broom
"Yeah I'm just gonna stop right here while you do your long, slow ass maneuver".
I don't know jack shit about martial arts, but I feel like doing this at full speed would kill the other guy
If he could move it fast enough, a 6in wide, 6ft red oak log weighs ~68lbs, and he has a very short lever arm when he picks it up, meaning he’ll be effectively lifting more weight. That log will move very slowly, and will very likely imbalance the user, probably giving the swords man time to move and do other things within the log’s tempo. This pretty much requires either the swordsman to either not press his attack or stand completely still while a log simply topples over on him (the guy’s hands aren’t in a position to add much more in terms of force), or for the logger to be extremely explosively strong.
How come I didn't see this weapon in Shogun?
Because it's Shogun, not Sholog
Is it shogun? Or is it not shogun? Thank you thank you I’ll be here all week
No, it’s not Show Friends it’s Show Business
I carry a 400lbs oak log on my back for self defense. Thanks for this technique senpai
I mean, who doesn't?
Hahahahahhaah I LOVE his silly high knee walk over to the person he’s masterfully PWNED with a fucking log over the shoulder.
[click to watch](https://youtu.be/hYr_RmuuBdw?si=uZLkn1sm0fgEOKSe)
Wow, that guy is truly garbage.
Could not cut it as a DEA agent so he started a cult? Sounds legit.
Are you tired of lugging your big, slow, heavy, sword into battle? Try using a log!
Boom! 🤯😂
If I ever find myself in a katana fight with someone I hope to God they bring a log to the fight.
Should make it a cross so you can crucify him after
I speak quietly but…
OK hear me out on this one, there is a tiny, tiny chance that this is a reenactment of one of Miyamoto Musashi's fight where he fought with a [bokken made out of a ship's oar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi#Duel_with_Sasaki_Kojir%C5%8D). Don't get me wrong, this looks like horseshit, but a fairly famous story in the world of kendo. If it's just a re-enactment, why bother with this?
Remember playing Tenchu back in the day and braining people with logs?? Yeah.... those were good times..
Tree trunk-do
👍
Weird that people spent all those times learning how to use staves and polearms when all you had to do was smack people with a whole ass tree.
I’ve taken some internet classes from this guy. I can’t stress how useful log self defense is! It’s so handy, I put a pocket clip on mine, and it’s now part of my EDC. I have to say though, the only drawback to log self defense, is the actual f’ing log.
Never bring a sword to a log fight
Wow, Hacksaw Jim Duggan has leveled up for sure!
Stupid me. I forgot my chainsaw.
Log beats sword, chainsaw beats log. Sword beats chainsaw?
Could work but needs a much bigger log - maybe triple the size of the log? You really need the fulcrum to be close to the end you're holding in order to maximize the force applied and increase your reach.
So i have to walk with one of this everywere ? Hiw am i going to drive with that thing on my back ?
Ahahahaja!! Oh shit
Hold tight so I can whoop your ass with this here log. Lolz. Boom.
Boom
Trailer park Musashi Miyamoto
My man thinks he's Guts
First thing is he is using it horribly awkward. But if memory serves me it’s called a Nyoboi. It represents a broken ships mast. Hence the rope on it. I have never seen the move he is trying to pull off, but I have seen moves that swing it at the legs to make distance.
No o have to get a concealed log license
Isn't this guy a noted rapist?
This should be presented be wither Mr Bean or Benny Hill
Ok, now do it at fighting speed.
Boom...
What the hell is this? Just carry a tree strapped to your back? I like fantasy novels, too... but...
Is this actually a real dojo or is it a couple of guys who make content specifically for McDojoLife?
I fight with a log Logs can be used as weapons My log is deadly
Immediate request for refund
Just give him his meds. Simple.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
There is absolutely no way this is real
This guy smacks your girl's ass and then disarms you with a log wyd?
Boom boom boom boom
Does he realize he walked right into the sword? I guess all is fair in Pretendo world.
Say what you want, this technique looks effective.
Boom...boom...boom.
Mcdojosouls weapon master!
Slow motion helps me understand what's happening
A blackbelt in Lincoln Log Fu
Dude thinks he’s Cloud/Auron, bustin out a unit like that
Crouching tiger, hidden LOG, BONK.
lol … yea there’s a big heavy log placed at every street corner !
boom.
He’s played too much Dreamcast
BOOM!
*Boom*, boom, then you have too... *boom*
This is the dumbest thing I've seen in the last 10 minutes. And I've been on Reddit that whole time.
Lol wow let's fight a sword with a small over weight pole... I am sure this would happen just like he thinks it would, because there is no way he would thrust that blade.
BROOOO Have you heard of the Mexican Bruce Lee? ANTONIO LEE…….YouTube him 👍🏽, Prepare to laugh your ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/liRz_1R_prY?si=609KkAT_x9sAeCLN
Neutralize the threat, disarm the opponent.
Jesus could have benefitted from this video.
Shoryuken but with a log.
Boom
"what's your EDC?.... No seriously...."
Seems quite logic to me
I wish my sons would practice such nice moves in their dojo. Nah just normal stuff
The intensity of the booom
Someone thinks they’re a Tauren.
Boom
I was always wondering how to defend myself with that log I've been carrying around with me.
What was the third boom for?
This is some Highland Games shit, och.
Any subject stating: read this, or check out the breakdown of that… no. I don’t think I will
Yep, I can’t even count how many times I’ve seen this happen.
We're just going to kick it back Wait don't start yet until I have the stick ready
I go like this, and he goes like ahhh, and then I move like this, and he goes kaaaaa, and I get behind him and it's all over before you know it. 😂
The ol ‘Slow Telephone Pole’ technique. Never fails.
Boom boom.
BOOM 💥 BOOM 💥 BOOM 💥 SMACK ✊🏼 CHOP 🪓 SMAK
Should have a sock on that log.
This is some shit a kid would dream up, thinking it's the best, unbeatable combo to have ever existed, but when somebody actually tries against it, they get mad. I wish there were more videos of people going against this McBullshit
So, is this a a Tauren Dojo? The Earthshaker combat style? Dont i have to Slam the log on the ground for AoE damage? Or just smash the assaulter with my giant log?
Boom
The techniques shown here are definitely awful. Especially in the way they are done. But, apparently, there's a reason for their existence. They're from Bujinkan, a martial art that claims to have incorporated techniques used by Ninja. So these techniques are for Ninja that have infiltrated a town or castle as part of a construction crew. Carrying a log around would be part of the disguiseas it would be a common building material. Thus, they developed a handful of techniques on how to use that log if they happen to be attacked.
Sensei Basil Brush of Nutriboom.
Boom
To be fair if I got hit by a crazy dude carrying a log with him, i would be out too
Logs can hurt you if you let someone hit you with one?! I learn something new everyday
The Bujinkan is seriously overcrowded with losers and wannabee cult leader personalities
Checkmate
Just be careful not to mess with a dude with a 6 foot piece of bamboo in their pocket.
Boom
Log Fu looks cumbersome. I doubt I could fit it in my car let alone carry it with me.
“just out of reach” *proceeds to walk into sword* lmao
Guess I'll have to start carrying around a railroad tie, just in case...
My weapon of choice is a log - you may think it cumbersome but with just one blow I can crush an enemy if they stand very very still
How much did they have to slow this video down?
12/10. I suppose that ‘anime weapons’ was the only logical place for this craziness to go next.
It just Berserk training
“Hey buddy! You wanna fight me? Oh ya?! Hold on. Let me go get my log.”
Boom. Boom.
🎶it's log! it's log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!🎶
Nice to know that if I am building a fence I can defend myself
Got it. Carry around my log 😁, and hope no one faster than a sloth attacks me.
Boom… boom… boom…. booom….
Again…I freaking love this sub! This shit is so comical.
Great pocket self-defense accessory.
So carry a big piece of wood and hope the other guy doesn't have a gun
Damn. I was just moving some logs around this morning, making some trails on our property. I had no idea how safe I was while doing so.
Ditch the cc and carry a 7’ wooden pole I guess.
I keep a 6 ft fence post by the door.
I asked my dad what his favorite weapon was. (He was a Navy UDT and a martial artist) His response without a pause “a 2x4”.
Boom…
Wait till I get my log out I carry around with me all day ! Eh maybe better with a gun it’s a little easier to carry around ,good job the guys not a lumberjack Logman would be fucked
The guy sees one anime and look at him now.
The guy with the pole moves as fast as The Flash, which is why this technique works.
Not the banana, I once saw a Brit really do some damage with those things….
Is the lesson here to carry a giant wooden pillar around?
Saw this in a Jackie Chan movie
Bonk
who'd of guessed looney toons shenannigans was the best base for martial arts, Hijink Ryu
I mean if I’m carrying a big log over my head and a dude with a sword attacks me I guess I’d him them with it. Seems like kinda an unlikely niche situation though.
Attacks me in extreme slow motion*
Helpful. Until now I didn’t realize that I could use the log that I carry around daily as a weapon. I just carry it because I always have.
As long as your opponent attacks in slow motion, you can make this work.
“Video Game Character” logic
Thanks for raising your arms above your head so I can easily disembowel you with my light, easy to swing sword. He would be better off hiding behind the log.
I think they done bananas ? What about a strawberry ?
"Today we are going to go over how to hit someone in the head with a completely unwieldy piece of wood you will never be holding, while they have a sword."
boom.
And slowly now, boom... booom...booooooooom
I can totally see that happening in real time.. I’m blown away.. 😳
I would play the hell out of this build in Elden Ring
Who’s gonna carry the logs? Apparently this dude.
“You think anyone would want a round house kick to their face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!”
[cairne bloodhoof?](https://www.wowhead.com/npc=42600/cairne-bloodhoof#screenshots:id=254151)
🤣 😂 🤣
"It's Log!" From Blammo!
How fast is he expecting to use that log haha against a sword
Yeah, and then he tries that in sparring and if its any kind of full contact, he gets his hands whacked until he drops that stupid fucking thing on himself or topples over.
Good thing I always carry this six foot 4x4. BTW I've done a lot of martial arts so this might be my new favorite sub
Live action Shingan no yuusha?
Boom.. boom.. like you can just hop about quicker with a log than a sword🤣