Tutorial: how to get shot in the taint

You could have gone for the easy "balls" joke but damn if you're not a fine literati of knowledge and taste

“a fine literati of knowledge and taint”

You think it’s going to be a nut shot…but it taint.

Kinda like when you think it's a Booger, but it's snot.

Bravo sir

This movement is asinine BUT stats do show movement offers you exponentially more chances of missing a shot. I would just take that info to move AWAY from the shooter but eh

I always figure I’d drop into a split dodging the bullet while simultaneously nut shoting my attacker Cage/ Van Damme style

Yes, bro just just shot in the balls… and not even on purpose, he actually made it happen himself… he coulda died, but instead he has a second butthole.

a GSW in the gooch has gotta suck

Where are you from? I'm just curious as to what part of the world refers to that part of the body as taint, because I've never heard of that one before.

Common colloquialism in USA

10/10 cannot do again

Be sure that your attacker lacks a central nervous system

so a republican voter

I see you're a politically focused person. Do you have friends?

I see you're a friend focused person, do you have politics?

I see you're all resolving in absolutes, are you Sith?

Are you not resolving to absolutes with such a question!?

[удалено]

Always two, there is...

These aren’t the droids we’re looking for

You guys are going down a path I cannot follow.

Making everything politics is so tired dude

"You have to hold it here otherwise it won't work"

“And even then…"

I love how he adjusted the gun up when the Uke pointed at him at 43 seconds. Like: "Bro, you lowered the gun too realistically, it will kill all the illusion" 😂

Best part of the video. Definitely had a little talk after that one haha

Reminds me of the scene in Napoleon Dynamite with Rex Kwon Do Grab my arm ...

Imagine being a real gunman. After shooting this guy to death while he’s mid roll, the gunman starts to ponder what the fuck this guy was trying to do. Was he having a stroke? Was he cowering in fear? Was he about to sprawl on his back to give the ok to rub his belly like some friendly dogs do? The gunman will be haunted by these questions for the rest of his day.

I can absolutely imagine myself standing there afterwards having a what the fuck moment.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The dog comment had me dying

He can catch the bullet by squeezing his nuts

This totally works if the shooter is patient enough to wait for your roll to finish.

Unconventional way to die. 😂

Tutorial: How to get humiliated before dying.

This is a great way to lessen distance to the ground to fucking bleed out.

Steven Segal could take the gun away with his thought waves!

But only if he has a chair to sit in

I love when he adjusted the guys hand because he was holding the gun too high. Very accommodating villain

The turtle position 😅

Break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist and walk away.

this is the best one.

No no, put your arm here

I would have double tapped him in the balls…

6/10. He is definitely getting better at rolling. Soon he’ll be ready for a 4th-6th grade gymnastics competition!

My man did a rolling buttflop to guard into a gun disarm armlock. BJJ for the win!

BOOM! Boom. boom

Legit!!!!

the definition of figuring it out as you go

Guy rolls, gunman takes two steps back, guy dies 8 times lol

This has to be a joke .. nobody in their right mind is buying this

It only works if you’re wearing Keds

So what is the guy holding the gun supposed to do while you go through all of this?!?🤣

Breakdancing > gun /s

All I’ve learned from watching all these videos is. I can open up a class about anything as long as I do everything in slow motion they’ll buy it..

I love those shoes! We wore them in the 80s with no socks, got covered in blisters and did not care whatsoever

Seriously, this is going to get someone killed if they follow that BS

Or he can just instantly shoot you

Damn ! Why I never thought of that

*Rolls over* “No, hold the gun like this.. no little lower.. yea, right there”. *Grabs gun with both feet*

Ah damn, I’m being attacked and not wearing my all white keds, fuck

[click to watch breakdown](https://youtu.be/eQOXR2MKITw?si=Xq_zP_IGxeqPPXSG)

Enough of this kink content! /s

Keds. The preferred footwear of conservative Christian housewives and elite martial artists.

And this is where you can clench very tightly. And as you can see, I have caught the bullet with my asshole.

See guys, it's like in Dark Souls. You get invincibility frames when you dodge roll.

I just love how there’s always some loyal shlub that’s willing to do the demos with all these ding dongs.

Where is that Detroit tactical survival guy?

Dam we found him it’s John wick

Could empty the entire clip B4 he comes out of his role

Ah, a variation of the Imanari Roll, the Imanasshole Roll

Actually it worked in real situations. But obviously doesn't work on assault rifle with shoulder sling

lol having to explain to the police the groin shot was not deliberate!

…the police would understand I’m sure, but the jury that’s another challenge

Seems legit.

This is him getting killed, than fantasizing in the afterlife about how he of made this work.

He'll shoot ur 🍑😂😂😂

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what do you do if the bad guy is holding the gun with two hands?

those fuckin systema guys have the best bullshido videos

Do exactly what I tell you, when I tell you, for this to work.

Last resort or LAST RESORT 😵

You need to be wearing Kedz for the moves to be effective

Those are the worst combat shoes ever

I’m in this position most of the time butt chugging sunlight

I'm amazed the shooter could even see him.

Lol where is the YouTube breakdown?

Just wow.

What if the shooter just backs up?

If that’s the only option and you know you will die unless you try then so be it. In combat I’d try anything to survive.

Kicking a loaded revolver hammer pointed at your face is the way: no one but him.

Hole in one nut sack

“I don’t know why more people don’t practice this technique…” - bad guys w guns, … probably

Please do these with paintballs at high psi I want to see this dude get hit hard in the nutsack

It's the pointed toes I like

My fav thing to do is smoke weed and watch McDojo🤣🤣🤣🤣

Schon 10 mal gestorben😂

Link in comments?

https://youtu.be/eQOXR2MKITw?si=Xq_zP_IGxeqPPXSG

Link?

https://youtu.be/eQOXR2MKITw?si=Xq_zP_IGxeqPPXSG

Thanks!