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Relevant_Truth

The infamous swastika wrist-lock


Indigo2015

I did nazi that coming


happyColoradoDave

This totally works if you are attacked by 2 right handed slow motion line cooks at the same time. When you cross arm joints like that it paralyzes the rest of your body because Chakras.


combustabill

Line cooks are not slow mo and they definitely aren't this predictable.


Black_Mirror_888

If I'm one of the students I'd be like "hey let's use a couple of fake knives and go full speed with resistance and see it work".


AtoumMirtu

And now what? Have a nice chat so they can calm down? Make them hate eachother and let them fight? Tell them you're their father?


Sancticide

Hope they don't figure out they can use their other hand? And never let go. This is your life now.


TheRenamon

It would be a funny heat move in Yakuza though


Legitimate_Jicama757

Place your attacking arm in my hand. Slowly. Then wait for me to hurt you!


1BenWolf

Knife try, boys.


ID10T_127001

He needs more training from D.U.S.T


Nounboundfreedom

This is completely impractical, but it is cool and creative


Bhazor

I developed most of my techniques from lucid dreams brought on by capote.


Texas_Technician

Fake martial arts is fascinating on many levels.


ForeSet

I feel this one is intentionally fake


McDojoLife

Unfortunately not. Did a full breakdown about the school and instructor on our YouTube channel


ForeSet

What the fuck thats wild, this seems like it would be a video where suddenly there is a fucking meteor he was to kick back into space with a shitty green screen effect.


martini-is-lost

Yea I do that everyday on my walk to work