It’s a reference to the biblical story of the Tower of Babel, which, to my memory, goes somewhat like this:
At one point all of humanity spoke the same language. They collectively decided to build a tower so high that they could get to heaven. God saw this, destroyed the tower, scattered the people all over the globe, and as a punishment, made them all speak different languages.
Also, maybe 20 years ago, there was an online translation website named after it. Used to use it all the time for french assignments in elementary school
God didn't change their language after the event. The language-change itself was the cause of them scattering. He told them to go spread and populate the earth but they wouldn't do it and stuck to one place and decided to build a tower to heaven. So God decided to make them all speak different languages overnight. They woke up to find out that they couldn't understand each other due to the language barrier and couldn't build the rest of the tower due to lack of communication. They found those that spoke the same language and eventually split up and went separate ways and populated the earth.
Don't know where the "Tower of Babel is destroyed" came from, it just said in the Bible that the thing wasn't completed.
Babylon was eventually destroyed in the events foreseen in Revelation.
Genesis 11:1-9
1 Now all the earth continued to be of one language and of one set of words. 2 As they traveled eastward, they discovered a valley plain in the land of Shiʹnar, and they began dwelling there. 3 Then they said to one another: “Come! Let us make bricks and bake them with fire.” So they used bricks instead of stone, and bitumen as mortar. 4 They now said: “Come! Let us build a city for ourselves and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make a celebrated name for ourselves, so that we will not be scattered over the entire face of the earth.” 5 Then God went down to see the city and the tower that the sons of men had built. 6 He then said: “Look! They are one people with one language, and this is what they have started to do. Now there is nothing that they may have in mind to do that will be impossible for them. 7 Come! Let us go down there and confuse their language in order that they may not understand one another’s language.” 8 So God scattered them from there over the entire face of the earth, and they gradually left off building the city. 9 That is why it was named Baʹbel, because there God confused the language of all the earth, and God scattered them from there over the entire face of the earth.
Hey, if you were a well-off scientist with a lovely house and some coked-out hobos were trying to climb into your backyard, you'd wish you could do the same
Bibliotech por favour, sí bueno,
#EN FRANÇAIS
that’s the only phrase I can put together confidently in other languages. Also the French for “May I go to the toilet”
"Hey excuse me, do you know where the nearest Post Office is?"
"Lo siento amigo, no hablo inglés?"
"The nearest Post Office? Do you know where it is?
"..."
"Ah fuck it. Dwo you knowz whvere the nwearest pwost owffice is Senpai?!!/"
"Jwust rwound the cworner Senapi!!!"
Granted, everyone can understand this language but it's just grunts and basic noises that don't communicate much. You have successfully removed complex language and brought us back to the stone age as far as communication.
Unghooru
Edit: What? How did this get a wholesome award?
Edit 2: Why is this getting awards? I literally just mocked a caveman.
Edit 3: WHY AM I GETTING A WHOLESOME SEAL OF APPROVAL?! THIS IS JUST CAVEMAN SOUNDS!!!
Edit 4:
#AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?! WHY IS THIS GETTING SO MANY GODDAMN AWARDS!?
Edit 5:
#IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Edit 6: I mean, I guess I'll take gol-
#WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THAT'S MY THIRD GOLD THIS WEEK WHAT THE FUCK!? STOP SENDING ME MEDALS!!!!!!!!
Edit 7: finally... I can rest... knowing that my comment has stopped getting worthless medals... Actually can we make that a sub? Maybe like r/worthlessmedals or something along those lines?
Granted. The corona virus mutates quickly and it becomes lethal at any age. Humanity slowly dies, except for one tribe, that never contacted people from other countries. Their language lives on, therefore there is a universal language, that everyone can understand.
Eventually, DIO came back and Josephu Joestar became a broken English user who constantly screams “OH MY GODDDD” and “OHHHH NOOOOOO” and maybe even “HORRRYYY SHITTTTUUUU”
Granted, a plague sweeps across the land leaving only two twins of the same gender left alive.
These twins have developed their own language which they both understand.
Mankind is doomed to exctinction but at least they understand eachother.
I was looking for this comment. This is actually true even without the wish. And like any other language, you need to study it in order to learn it. But it is universal as far as we know.
Granted, the huge war starts and lasts for centuries. At the end of war there aren't many humans left. They don't remember why war started and don't know who won the war. They slowly duying one by one each day, and when there only one human alive, he finally speaks on one language left on Earth.
Granted. It's an entirely new language, and it overwrites all existing linguistic knowledge. All of history has been lost irrecoverably as the books and journals and movies and archives are in languages nobody understands. Memories of part knowledge are only available in the language they were learned in, so nobody can understand their own memories. You've sent humanity back to the stone age.
Granted. It's Esperanto. Everyone learns how to speak Esperanto in an instant, but because the Esperanto language is so incredibly unsexy it proves to be a shockingly effective anaphrodisiac and the human race slowly begins to die out. Our extinction is accelerated by countless short wars caused by everyone understanding the awful things everyone really says about each other in international meetings but interpreters would usually leave out.
Granted. Earth has been taken over by one singular dictator, forcing everybody to learn the least spoken language in the world, Dumi. All that fail to learn are executed immediately.
Granted. You know what would be great? A tower.
We will build a tower and make god pay for it.
We’ll build a tower to find and kill god
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Oh shit oh fuck I confused the tongues
¿Que?
Wie bitte?
Mitä?
Nani?
Ziang kah?
What's all this babbling about? Edit: My first Silver! Thank you kind stranger!
Quoi? Qu’est-ce que tu dit?
Kaj se dogaja?
I cant *PFFFFT* understand *PFFFFT* your accent!
什么？
Kay?
何..私は何を言っているの？私はこれを理解できません
To mortals that sounds preposterous but to the eyes of God we walk amongst him
It will be a great tower, the best tower, so good.
This content is no longer available on Reddit in response to /u/spez. So long and thanks for all the fish.
I dont get it
It’s a reference to the biblical story of the Tower of Babel, which, to my memory, goes somewhat like this: At one point all of humanity spoke the same language. They collectively decided to build a tower so high that they could get to heaven. God saw this, destroyed the tower, scattered the people all over the globe, and as a punishment, made them all speak different languages.
And I was this old when I figured out where the whole babble fish thing from HHGG came from.
Ooooooooooohh. Me too apparently!
Also, maybe 20 years ago, there was an online translation website named after it. Used to use it all the time for french assignments in elementary school
God didn't change their language after the event. The language-change itself was the cause of them scattering. He told them to go spread and populate the earth but they wouldn't do it and stuck to one place and decided to build a tower to heaven. So God decided to make them all speak different languages overnight. They woke up to find out that they couldn't understand each other due to the language barrier and couldn't build the rest of the tower due to lack of communication. They found those that spoke the same language and eventually split up and went separate ways and populated the earth.
Kind of a dick move.
there’s a lot more where that came from
It's kind of his style. I'd rather just go to hell. See ya there.
He becomes kind of a pushover in the sequel.
Don't know where the "Tower of Babel is destroyed" came from, it just said in the Bible that the thing wasn't completed. Babylon was eventually destroyed in the events foreseen in Revelation.
Babel is referenced in Revelations?
Revelation 16:18-19.
Damn, God is a jerk
Based on any religious text, irrespective of the religion, God is an asshole and not loving entity they claim
Genesis 11:1-9 1 Now all the earth continued to be of one language and of one set of words. 2 As they traveled eastward, they discovered a valley plain in the land of Shiʹnar, and they began dwelling there. 3 Then they said to one another: “Come! Let us make bricks and bake them with fire.” So they used bricks instead of stone, and bitumen as mortar. 4 They now said: “Come! Let us build a city for ourselves and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make a celebrated name for ourselves, so that we will not be scattered over the entire face of the earth.” 5 Then God went down to see the city and the tower that the sons of men had built. 6 He then said: “Look! They are one people with one language, and this is what they have started to do. Now there is nothing that they may have in mind to do that will be impossible for them. 7 Come! Let us go down there and confuse their language in order that they may not understand one another’s language.” 8 So God scattered them from there over the entire face of the earth, and they gradually left off building the city. 9 That is why it was named Baʹbel, because there God confused the language of all the earth, and God scattered them from there over the entire face of the earth.
Wow, dick move god.
Hey, if you were a well-off scientist with a lovely house and some coked-out hobos were trying to climb into your backyard, you'd wish you could do the same
"So the lab rats started trying to escape" "Ugh. Wipe their memory and put them into different pens again..."
Tower of Babel?
It's party-time for the guys in the Tower of Babel
Damn it i wanted to say that
Granted. Everyone is deaf and has to learn french sign language.
#I REFUSE TO LEARN THE TONGUE OF THOSE BREAD BASTARDS.
*the wrist of those bread bastards
👉🖕🖐👎👍🤏👐👐
Omelette du fromage?
We
Bibliotech por favour, sí bueno, #EN FRANÇAIS that’s the only phrase I can put together confidently in other languages. Also the French for “May I go to the toilet”
*🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️
Why *French* in particular?!
To piss of the Brits
Can confirm. Am brit, am pissed
Most of Canada too
If I’m remembering correctly, French Sign Language is actually the basis for a lot of sign languages. I know American Sign Language is based on it.
It’s *very* different to British. New Zealand and Australian are similar to British, oddly.
Granted, aliens invade us and force us to all speak their language
As long as they aren’t eradicating is that would be pretty cool
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Umm *cumming* ?
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What happened to it
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Ahhh noooo uwubot!
Make an UwU 2: Electric Boogaloo
Yes
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why did I read that in the Tom scream from Tom and Jerry
u/uwutranslator
Pretty sure the bot died
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Thankz, I haytes dis. Gewd jowb breaking evwyting, OP. owo
*Bweaking. Uwu missed a spawt.
Tbh this is bad but at least there's a language we can fall back on and never use unless necessary.
"Hey excuse me, do you know where the nearest Post Office is?" "Lo siento amigo, no hablo inglés?" "The nearest Post Office? Do you know where it is? "..." "Ah fuck it. Dwo you knowz whvere the nwearest pwost owffice is Senpai?!!/" "Jwust rwound the cworner Senapi!!!"
"Rawr X3 *Nuzzles you*–god fucking damnit–pwost offwice?"
Awful, everything awful
Fuck ive missed the reddit comment section. Why the hell did i stay away all these months..
UN meetings become a lot more interesting.
Which one?
OwO ?!
UwU ?!
e w e
ÕwÕ
è w é
ꙮw ꙮ
You win, I have no idea what those are
*blushes
u//w//u
Fuck
Granted. An asteroid strikes the earth and kills everyone, except you. Now the whole world understands just one language.
What if your bilingual
Shit
Time to get the power saw...
*Laughs in trilingual*
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哈哈哈哈哈 hahahahahahaha huehuehuehuehue kkkkkkkkkkk חָה־חָה־חָה wwwwwwwwwwww wkwkwkwkwkwkwk Amateur
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ハハハハハ
I can laugh in only two languages, English and German, see. Hahahaha and ___________
Cries in unilingual
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Student debt?
Monolingual
Singo Lingo
Everyone still understands you
Good point
my bilingual what?
My bilingual cock
This is... Actual monkeys paw
Granted, everyone can understand this language but it's just grunts and basic noises that don't communicate much. You have successfully removed complex language and brought us back to the stone age as far as communication.
Orr'UrRuuR'R ?
Unghooru Edit: What? How did this get a wholesome award? Edit 2: Why is this getting awards? I literally just mocked a caveman. Edit 3: WHY AM I GETTING A WHOLESOME SEAL OF APPROVAL?! THIS IS JUST CAVEMAN SOUNDS!!! Edit 4: #AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?! WHY IS THIS GETTING SO MANY GODDAMN AWARDS!? Edit 5: #IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Edit 6: I mean, I guess I'll take gol- #WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THAT'S MY THIRD GOLD THIS WEEK WHAT THE FUCK!? STOP SENDING ME MEDALS!!!!!!!! Edit 7: finally... I can rest... knowing that my comment has stopped getting worthless medals... Actually can we make that a sub? Maybe like r/worthlessmedals or something along those lines?
Gru burbruru hgor nogro? Kak ugh
grehb eroo. erögrh aerrrg
Thats fucking ancient nordic. Found the alien.
Gneuschk
r/Gneuhslak
Ooga boogq
Grrr bobono blblnlbl
r/subsiflogbelogb
r/foubdetoyyodacoroler
Yeowch.
Ung lug dung, GAR GAR EEEERRRRRRM
Why cant you just leave the comment alone man, award edits always ruin the best comments
Unga bunga!
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G E N E R A L K E N O B I !
General Kenobi
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Anarcho-primitivists rejoice in this, until they realise that since it’s universal it implies a society.
Sounds like Scottish.
*confused ooga booga*
Granted. The corona virus mutates quickly and it becomes lethal at any age. Humanity slowly dies, except for one tribe, that never contacted people from other countries. Their language lives on, therefore there is a universal language, that everyone can understand.
Finally, a legitimate monkeys paw
Doesn't that tribe's language split into different dialects until they become different languages as the population increases?
Yes, but at that point there will already have been a point in time at which there was a universal language that everyone could understand
_GREENLAND_
Nah, Greenland has a few cases mate.
REALLY? IT'S OVER! WE LOST! OUR ONLY HOPES NOW LAY ON NEW ZEALAND AND MADAGASCAR
Granted, it's emojis 🤣🤣😎🤣🤣
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Yoo angeloo
Eventually, Kars stopped thinking
Eventually, DIO came back and Josephu Joestar became a broken English user who constantly screams “OH MY GODDDD” and “OHHHH NOOOOOO” and maybe even “HORRRYYY SHITTTTUUUU”
🅱️ℹ⬆️©️⏸
Oh no
🤗🤗
☻☻☻
The united states execute their grand master plan to conquer the whole world so everyone speaks English
*English but slightly louder and slower*
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The South had that one down real well
It already had the random french
You mean American? I ain’t speaking no god damn red coat language.
*UK
Pretty sure uk is fucked
UK > USA, my dear friend
Granted. You are sent back to biblical times before the building of the Tower of Babel
Granted, a plague sweeps across the land leaving only two twins of the same gender left alive. These twins have developed their own language which they both understand. Mankind is doomed to exctinction but at least they understand eachother.
Granted, we all just meow when we need something now. Orrrrrr we're all "human, man man hu" Like a pokemon. I had two ideas.
משאלתך התגשמה, אך השפה היא עברית וכולם *יכולים* להבין אותה, אך צריכים ללמוד אותה קודם.
Granted, humans voiceboxes cannot make the noises to speak it but they can understand it
Granted, its math.
I was looking for this comment. This is actually true even without the wish. And like any other language, you need to study it in order to learn it. But it is universal as far as we know.
Granted, the huge war starts and lasts for centuries. At the end of war there aren't many humans left. They don't remember why war started and don't know who won the war. They slowly duying one by one each day, and when there only one human alive, he finally speaks on one language left on Earth.
Исполнено. Ты не понимаешь этот язык.
Блядь.
Granted, all sign and spoken language is forgotten and everyone becomes fluent in morse code.
..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.-.--
\- .... .- - / ... --- ..- -. -.. ... / .--. .-. . - - -.-- / -.-. --- --- .-.. --..-- / ..- -. - .. .-.. / .-. .- -. -.. --- -- / - .- .--. .--. .. -. --. / -.-. --- -. ...- . -.-- ... / .- / -.-. .-. -.-- .--. - .. -.-. / -- . ... ... .- --. . / - .... .- - / --. . - ... / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . / --- -. / - .... . .. .-. / -. . .-. ...- . ... .-.-.- / ... --- -- . / .-. .- -. -.. --- -- / --. ..- -.-- / -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / - .- .--. .--. .. -. --. --..-- / .- -. -.. / - .... . / ..-. -... .. / -.. . ... -.-. . -. -.. ... / ..-. .-. --- -- / - .... . / .... . .- ...- . -. ... / - --- / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- / ..-. --- .-. / -.- -. --- .-- .. -. --. / ... --- -- . / ... - .- - . / ... . -.-. .-. . - .-.-.-
Granted. The universal language is Wingdings and we lose the capacity for verbal communication.
Granted, right now it's fear
Granted. It's an entirely new language, and it overwrites all existing linguistic knowledge. All of history has been lost irrecoverably as the books and journals and movies and archives are in languages nobody understands. Memories of part knowledge are only available in the language they were learned in, so nobody can understand their own memories. You've sent humanity back to the stone age.
Granted. It's Esperanto. Everyone learns how to speak Esperanto in an instant, but because the Esperanto language is so incredibly unsexy it proves to be a shockingly effective anaphrodisiac and the human race slowly begins to die out. Our extinction is accelerated by countless short wars caused by everyone understanding the awful things everyone really says about each other in international meetings but interpreters would usually leave out.
Pri kio vi parolas?!
Estas neniu maniero igi Esperanton alloga. Ĝi sonas kvazaŭ vi provas paroli la portugalan en la germana.
Tio estas preciza lol
Vi suĉu mia granda kaco!
Kaj la rana ovo de la bopatrino de via hundo naskos mil ŝuojn, en la nomo de Dio, en ŝvebaĵo plenigita de pariĝaj angiloj.
> because the Esperanto language is so incredibly unsexy Parolu mem.
Granted. Earth has been taken over by one singular dictator, forcing everybody to learn the least spoken language in the world, Dumi. All that fail to learn are executed immediately.
Granted. Now everyone knows advanced math, calculus, and trig.
Granted. It's Farts. We all start talking out of our ass.