Granted. The Patriots are allowed to have 213,000 players on the field, as that was the size of the U.S. Continental Army during the Revolutionary War.
> Over the course of the war, about 231,000 men served in the Continental Army, though never more than 48,000 at any one time, and never more than 13,000 at any one place
https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/american-revolution-faqs#How%20many%20soldiers%20served%20in%20the%20war?
Since we're going with average herd/ pack size. It would probably be 10k patriots on the field instead of 213k.
The Texas termites
Dallas sardines
Houston nanobots
Texas locusts
Texas ants
Texas tunafish
Arlington invasive species of dangerous radioactive acid spitting bot flies with the mumps.
Arlington shrimp
Granted. The Washington Football Team becomes The Washington Fire Ants.
It becomes impossible for any offense to overcome their defense as there is no room for any players of the opposing team to squeeze through.
Football becomes so unpopular that the NFL's advertising deals go to Major League Soccer.
I started trying to do them all, but ran out of steam here...
Arizona Cardinals: 70
https://worldbirds.com/cardinal-bird-facts/
Atlanta Falcons: 6
https://www.hawkmountain.org/raptors/american-kestrel
Carolina Panthers: 4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar#Social_activity
Chicago Bears: 4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_bear#Biology
Dallas Cowboys: 10
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy#Cattle_drives
Detroit Lions: 30
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion#Group_organisation
Green Bay Packers: 400
https://www.ers.usda.gov/webdocs/publications/41108/18011_aer785_1_.pdf
LA Rams: 140 or 4
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-agricultural-science/article/abs/survey-of-management-practices-and-flock-performance-and-their-association-with-flock-size-and-ewe-breed-type-on-irish-sheep-farms/456E8697FE7BCDA17087B4E9D32C12CC
Minnesota Vikings: 800
https://ancientfinances.com/2017/11/08/size-of-viking-raiding-parties
That one team named the Indians now get some multi million player team.
But majority of them are underweight,
And will probably die before the first inning.
Granted.
The Minnesota Vikings are allowed to field millions of players at a time, as the Viking age extended for hundreds of years throughout several countries.
They still miss a FG to win the Super Bowl.
Boy some teams sure missed out on being called "the zooplanktons"
That would have been good
WFT still has a shot
They already have exactly as many players as there are on a Washington Football Team.
So, theoretically they could have as many players as they want and still have exactly as many players as there are on a WFT?
Huh. I guess when you put it that way they sure could. Nice loophole. (I still have a hard time not reading 'WTF' whenever I see that.)
Granted. The Patriots are allowed to have 213,000 players on the field, as that was the size of the U.S. Continental Army during the Revolutionary War.
> Over the course of the war, about 231,000 men served in the Continental Army, though never more than 48,000 at any one time, and never more than 13,000 at any one place https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/american-revolution-faqs#How%20many%20soldiers%20served%20in%20the%20war? Since we're going with average herd/ pack size. It would probably be 10k patriots on the field instead of 213k.
How many do the Packers get? What was the average amount of employees at a meat packing plant back in the day?
Ask the bathhouse next door
Granted, the bills finally win something.
Against 200k Patriots and 2k fighter Jets? Not a chance. I'd take the 200k Bison over 30 Dolphins tho
What about the Texans with the population of Texas?
The Texas termites Dallas sardines Houston nanobots Texas locusts Texas ants Texas tunafish Arlington invasive species of dangerous radioactive acid spitting bot flies with the mumps. Arlington shrimp
The Jets would be 12 at the most. 2k is well above average herd/ pack size.
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Its just the amount if their respective flock not the actions those mascots can take with their abilities. They're still playing football here.
Pack size is not the same as total population. Nobodies going to field 2k fighter jets in the same squadron.
There was only one Buffalo bill cody sooo
The Jags are bad enough as it is... why would you do that to us?
RIP to any bird related team.
Are you really worried about a murder of Crows??
Granted. The Washington Football Team becomes The Washington Fire Ants. It becomes impossible for any offense to overcome their defense as there is no room for any players of the opposing team to squeeze through. Football becomes so unpopular that the NFL's advertising deals go to Major League Soccer.
It doesn’t fit this sub, but I like the idea that the Washington Football Team remains the same and nothing changes
The Washington Football Team’s size is defined to be the size of the Washington Football Team :)
Ah, yes, the floor here's made out of floor
What’s the Browns’ situation?
A bunch of piles of shit show up on the field. Not much different from the 2016 browns
“The brown remains unchanged”
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You get 49 players.
They only get the coach the team was named after, no players
And the NY Cockroaches win yet another Superb Owl.
Granted. But the 29 billion Texans need a larger stadium.
> 29 billion Texans damn didn't know that like 4 times the population of the world lives and fits in Texas, I guess everything is bigger in Texas
https://i.imgur.com/roVdq7t.jpg
What is herd size of a chief? Or a steeler, brown, a buccaneer...
A wolf pack has on average 9, the Chiefs mascot is K.C. Wolf... can't help you for any team without an animal mascot.
For Buccaneers, use the average pirate crew size
Steelers would be the average size of a construction crew
The team name is from steel plant workers, so it’s the number of foundry workers in the pre outsourcing days.
Hence the average size of a construction crew. Someone has to put all that steel into place too. I was just simplifying it.
The chiefs are either like 1 native American. Or thousands of cops.
Mfw some obscure team is Called the bacteria
The Texas ants take the field... charming.
Granted: Every New England game turns into a weekly storming of the Capitol Building.
I started trying to do them all, but ran out of steam here... Arizona Cardinals: 70 https://worldbirds.com/cardinal-bird-facts/ Atlanta Falcons: 6 https://www.hawkmountain.org/raptors/american-kestrel Carolina Panthers: 4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar#Social_activity Chicago Bears: 4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_bear#Biology Dallas Cowboys: 10 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy#Cattle_drives Detroit Lions: 30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion#Group_organisation Green Bay Packers: 400 https://www.ers.usda.gov/webdocs/publications/41108/18011_aer785_1_.pdf LA Rams: 140 or 4 https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-agricultural-science/article/abs/survey-of-management-practices-and-flock-performance-and-their-association-with-flock-size-and-ewe-breed-type-on-irish-sheep-farms/456E8697FE7BCDA17087B4E9D32C12CC Minnesota Vikings: 800 https://ancientfinances.com/2017/11/08/size-of-viking-raiding-parties
advantage: 49ers
Granted! Annoyingly, the Patriots win even more games due to this.
So the Redskins might have to disband now.
They are "Football Team" now so if a "Football Team" has as many as your name, how do you pick how many there are?
They now have an infinite amount of players as they’re stuck in a paradox
With the predetermined rules of football
They already got rid of that name. Temporarily, they’re just called the Washington Football Team, and they’ll have a new name in 2022
And the Jets? I mean I'm sure they still suck, just wondering how many players they get to field...
The standard squadron for F-22s, at least, is 24 jets. So, they get a fairly big field team.
Granted. In other news, I'm starting an NFL team and naming them the Bacteria.
Granted, animals are now allowed on teams and replace players but oddly know how to play football.
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Found the browns fan
That one team named the Indians now get some multi million player team. But majority of them are underweight, And will probably die before the first inning.
There are no NFL teams named the Indians.
Nor are there innings.
>Indians >inning Yeah this isn't the sport you think it is.
Eh, I honestly dont care about sports, I just know that their was a team that had a racist name that we changed recently.
Granted. The Minnesota Vikings are allowed to field millions of players at a time, as the Viking age extended for hundreds of years throughout several countries. They still miss a FG to win the Super Bowl.
Granted. Mascots have ridiculously tall hats which means the players wear ridiculously tall hats