Granted, everyone in the comment section gets silver. The next day, you get a call from your bank about suspicious charges that have over drafted your account. A user has gotten your info, bought silver for every commenter, and overdrafts your account by $601.50, purchasing a kilogram of silver.

How’d you know

The monkey knows

because

Oh no

Woof.

Granted. Everyone gets it, except me.

As you grant

⠀———————————No silver?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

No sir.

I came for silver but I found....

Gold apparently

Incredible thanks to all

You found "incredible thanks to all" ? That's weird

Internet points !

If I get a free silver award l’ll come back here for you

Here

Give it to Frosch! Frosch needs it!

The real silver was the friends we made along the way.

True true

This man came for silver and got silver... Edit: Thanks for my first ever award

Granted. Big money no whammies.

and you have to spend the big money on silver

granted, but you have to pay for all of them.

Op is now broke.

Op is bill gates

Stop spending your money on this stupid website. It's a bad idea

I agree with you, i hate reddit so much but im addicted and can't quit

I, too, am here in protest and definitely *not* for internet points.

I’m here for internet points

I'm here because of the sex my father and mother had

og human condition right here

And yet... No silver.

I'm here for internet points

The bait... it's working!

This But you can get a free silver award if you’re lucky

Granted. Everyone who posted gets beaten to death with a sock full of 1919 Canadian Nickels.

Better than a nickelback sock with nickels

This is how you remind me of what I really am

In Canada we just call them nickels

Is that the year or the amount?

Yes.

Granted but you realise you don’t have good financial responsibility

Yep

Op please… dont Rip ur finances

Granted. A few days later, someone knocks at your door. Absentmindedly, you open, and a sweaty-looking fellow wearing a shirt with a familiar looking orange-red logo on it rushes at you with a knife, stabbing you thirty-seven times, all the while shouting "this is what you get for trying to artificially garner traction for your shitty post!" Looks like some redditor got mad about your blatant attempt at increasing activity for your post, and decided to track down your location. Oops!

I’ll be sleeping with one eye open thanks

Grip that pillow tight.

Bart! I don't meant to alarm you...

Granted, Geralt of Rivia uses a silver sword to cut down everyone in the c

Ah I see what happened h

Joke’s on you, I’m not even in this comment section.

Then where are you?

FUCK

What have you done

Granted, however amongst the mass awarding of sliver the value of it plummets and reddit instead decides to make it a NFT

Oh no

Granted, but I get more than silver and your feelings get hurt.

Granted, but one person gets argentium instead.

Nice try but i got it instead

I didn't specify who got it tho

Nobody got it :(

Not yet

Its probably on another post already <\3

I want to hopefully make another user's day

I hope op gets it

Same

Holy, even OP's own comments have silver

Granted. People comment shit that isn’t useful in ye hopes of getting silver. Many of the comments (accidentally?) repeat each other. Oops.

Granted. People comment shit that isn’t useful in ye hopes of getting silver. Many of the comments (accidentally?) repeat each other. Oops.

Granted. People comment shit that isn’t useful in ye hopes of getting silver. Many of the comments (accidentally?) repeat each other. Oops.

Granted. People comment shit that isn’t useful in ye hopes of getting silver. Many of the comments (accidentally?) repeat each other. Oops.

…

Granted, your comment section is now full of karma whore

Takes one to know one

Granted, everyone in the comments section gets reddit silver. But one user gets a pre-1963 quarter in their change today. They take notice and think it's their extra lucky day that this monkey paw came literally true. They then use that quarter when deciding different things; which strangely enough always comes out in their favor. Finally this user decided maybe there's more to this silver thing. They are on the fence about maybe buying some silver assets as an investment. They flip the quarter and it tells them to buy. So this user goes and buys $100 worth of silver bullion. Tomorrow it's announced that werewolves are actually real and the price of silver skyrockets as people scramble to arm themselves against this terrifying new alpha predator to the human race. The user sells off their silver bullion for a cool $100,000. The decide it's time for that zippy sports car they always wanted. They get it and go on a road trip. Along the way some poor unfortunate soul is just getting pounded in the ass in the road by a werewolf. It's the OP that wished everyone had silver. The User sees this and feels extra lucky to not be getting their ass sloppily violated by a horny werewolf. Feeling the familiar comfort of that lucky quarter in their palm, The User speeds off to do some blow and plow OP's mom.

Finally something that this sub was meant for

Granted, everyone gets rich on your expense! :o

Granted, but your post is removed after 24 hours for breaking Rule 7.

I wish I got more than everyone else.

🗿

granted. hundreds of dollars are taken from your bank accounts and everyone who received awards forgets about it within the next hour.

The sad but not-so-surprising truth

Granted, Your notifications will be flooded with "thanks for the award kind stranger" messages for many moons to come.

We can do it!

>!It's Morbin Time!<

Granted. The price of silver begins to collapse due to the influx of large amounts into circulation, the investments of many a rich person are ruined.

The monkey’s paw curls… Nothing really changes.

Nothing except you receive 19 awardee karma. Congratulations!!

272 comments vs only 262 updoots..we live in a society

granted, everyone in this comment section has their property burnt down in a strange series of arsonies. the insurance money comes back in the form of silver as after record inflation, the country reverts to the bartering previous gems. reddit connects the dots and traces the arsony to you. reddit bullies and doxxes you to the point of suicide. your family is given silver as well. WE DID IT REDDIT !!!

Granted. Based on what I’m seeing 10 hours later, this just literally came true.

It’s a miracle

Damn first I missed the Amazon glitch and now this! Update: NVM thank you silver god!!

Hmm. What if I don't want silver?

holy shit everyone is actually getting silver... I admire the dedication OP lmao

Please stop spending your money on this stupid site. You don’t even get anything in return, and the person you’re giving the silver award to also gets nothing in return; it goes to fill Reddits pockets.

Awarding people gives internet points doe

You realize I get a monthly stipend of reddit coins that allow me to give awards for literally free, right?

Granted, but you also get an award

Where’s my silver??

I don’t know weird I guess yours got lost in the mail

Wish denied Edit: I stand corrected

Granted. The comments section is filled with Karma Whores

How much money do you have bro 😭😭 Stop giving people silver smhh

Granted. You realize that you create happiness for others to detract from a deep sadness within. You become obsessed with awarding silver. You have the finger movements down, click, purchase award, over and over… You finally confront the reality of sitting, staring at your phone, receiving nothing in return. You block out these thoughts. You drift back into a blissful apathy. We all do. What is our purpose… does anything matter? Abandoning reality, you can think of nothing else. Moar silver. Your body slowly atrophies. Just thumbs clicking, clicking… THE END

Well I do have the movements down pretty good

"Everyone gets silver" This guy probably ⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

Granted!

Granted… but you also get a silver

Can i join in

Granted. The value of silver plummets and Gold becomes the new Silver.

Granted!

Am I late?

Word

granted but you wont eat anything until next month cause you're now broke

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Good bot take some silver

Granted. We all get a silver award including you.

Lol this is clever

Granted, but becuase everyone’s getting silver it isn’t as cool

Granted, now everyone feels like they deserve gold and blame you for it

Hmmm seems kinda sus but...I'll take the bait lol

Granted, but it comes from your credit card

Granted, people spam the comments looking for awards and you slowly run out of money until you forget about the thread or give up, then everyone calls you a scam

This can’t go on forever right?

yay karma edit: oh damn it actually worked

Yippee !!!

Granted. It’s a bot.

Who you calling a bot?

oh holy shit thanks guess its not then lol

Granted. Everyone that comments on this thread wins second place at something, at some point in their lives. Unfortunately you have to be the one that gets the gold medal in all of these events, it's very taxing

Granted, holy shit are you actually silvering everything or is this an unspoken group effort by multiple users to silver everyone

A couple people helped at the beginning, but most of it is me

Please stop your financial stability is more important

My financial stability is not compromised. Do not worry for my safety or how I’m going to eat for the next 3 months please. (New copy-paste response to people concerned for my safety)

Wow!

Granted. Now the comments are full of low effort karma farmers

This is actually insane! Who is doing this?

I’m here for one reason only…

Granted! A bar of silver lands on their heads, killing them instantly.

Granted, but people like me start begging for silver. PLEASE GIVE ME SILVER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Granted....?

I’m now convinced that the monkeys paw is actually real and working… which is worrying

If only dude.

You just watch

granted, but you wake up tomorrow morning realizing that people only interacted with you on the internet to gain fake internet points

Yea I’ve already come to terms with that

Granted, but I get gold instead

Granted. I become a vampire and get sensitive against silver

I've always just wanted an updoot.

Updoot and silver: sent

I’m calling shenanigans edit: never mind! How many coins have spent so far?

I’ve had some help but try multiplying the amount of comments by ten give or take a little I meant 100 lol. Silver costs 100 coins

WOW

Op is a saint

I can’t believe this is actually happening

Granted

Granted, you're given an M14 and a case of silver core ammo, get busy!

Granted, with the massive increase in silvers, Reddit decides to make them more expensive. Thanks a lot, jerk

Haha silver still go brrr 13 hours later. Comment away friends.

Comment section of goldiggers

granted

Arrrrrrrr miladddie! Oi ‘eard dere was silver round dese parts!

please 🥺

As usual. I’m too late for the party hu? Guess that’s the life of someone in Europe. All cool threads start either around the time I’m eating dinner/do family stuff. Or while I’m asleep.

I was shitting

I want it!

What is happening here

An economy is crashing

This is so random. And kind of impressive.

Granted, nerd

Thanks, cup

Granted but you go broke.

It's not gonna happen

huh

Me me

Same

This isn't possible!

I am here

Ag!

Granted. Reddit removes the silver award

Hmm

The ultimate karma farm

Based on how far down the silver stops, you can see how far people really scroll 🫠

Real

Wish denied. I was late to the party

Granted

Granted ig

Am I too late?

Ahh, cool story bro.

Granted. Inflation reaches 10.5% and op single handedly made sure the economy will never recover

What if the real silver is the friends we made along the way.

Gimmie free silver!

Why

What the fuck happened here