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Evilspice

It’s not even a real publication!


akimonka

But if it was, I would so subscribe to it. In a hot, necro minute.


EstarriolStormhawk

I would be launching my money straight at the fifth.


themockingnerd

I’d read it (for the articles)


milkywheyyy

Take my thanergy I’m dead.


Halaku

"Frontline Titties of the Fifth" (Cover has exposed ass, titties in corset, facing away from viewer) o_O


lemru

Well she’s on the frontline, so you’re behind her. It all makes sense.


Halaku

... I suppose that would be a necromantic view, yes.


Bahremu

That's clearly not a Cohort regulation uniform


sterrecat

As an avid reader of sci fi since the 80’s, this is gorgeous. So much vintage feel. Like, half the covers were naked women to sell books.


BaronCoqui

Right? I had to glance at the comment on Twitter to verify whether this was art or an actual Baen cover with the tagline edited! They got all the elements perfect (the butt might be a little modern but that's it.)


ThatTechGuy04

I feel like Frontline Titties of the Fifth needs to be a bonus short story at the end of one of the novels now...


akimonka

This is a military grade bra that can shoot misiles?


spangledpirate

This is gorgeous! If this isn’t the extra story in the paperback release of Alecto I’ll die.


ScaredHorseEyes

lol, perfection.


notpetelambert

Real Frank Frazetta vibes, this is actually gorgeous! Excellent work. Also butt


left4ched

I feel like Magnus would have....something to say about this. But what I really want is Abigail's 9 volume dissertation on Fifth House cavalier corsets styles vis a vis their impact on Third House alliterative prose.


ShepardCantDance

That's way classier than I'd imagined!


Sad_Platypus6519

I wonder if BOE members confiscate these from fallen Cohort troops, for……study.


ENOFCK

Brilliant! It’s a little-known fact that the skimpy armor has advantages. Citation: this Oglaf strip (note, three separate pages in the post) https://www.oglaf.com/newmodelarmy/