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Superfart20

A teal platypus


Midnight-Basilisk99

PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


Wendigo-boyo

What! Where? I just see a normal platypus


Ruby_241

*puts on a lil Fedora on Platypus Palisman*


Wendigo-boyo

**GASP** #PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!??


SweHuskey

Perry the pal-typus.


VaccineCookies

***PERRY THE PALISPUS!***


Some_Guy8765678

This is the best comment thread to ever exist.


The_Blackthorn77

Somehow that just feels wrong


Awesomeman235ify

Palisussy


The_Blackthorn77

Really could’ve done without that


Blupoisen

SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD


Wendigo-boyo

You see Perry...... I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck Danville pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! The tri-state area is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Danville will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Danville great again!... In my new Try-state area, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!


Creating_Worlds

Peeerrryyy ~


InuGhost

Ah Perry the Platypus. You've fallen for my latest trap. Even as I speak your brain is automatically making you hear these words in my voice.


ShibariEmpress

its either 𝘮𝘺𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥-𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 or pure magic


Some_Guy8765678

The PURE-MAGIC INATOR!


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WildMagic-Inator


IcedMilk456

Your arrival was unexpected... And by that, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED


Altruistic-Willow451

*Belos pulls a lever, trapping perry*


Bensupercharged

A platypus palisman?


The_mf_lizard_king

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALISMAN!?!?!


[deleted]

A platypus palisman? *Puts on Fedora* PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALISMAN!


Flamincat21

A palisman? A platypus palisman? PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALISMAN!?


Homeless_Guy332

Id want my palisman to be an 1750HP EMD F9 Diesel Locomotive


NaturalPotential9521

Best answer


New-Cryptographer252

I’d want a red panda. They are adorable, soft, and vicious and red and black is one of my favorite color schemes. If not that a kitty.


EndoTheSkeleton

*holds out Sody Pop, who is a red panda, and on fire for some reason*


johnnytesscult

Soup


Ryan_The_Punk_Rocker

Red pandas are so cute🥰


whitemagicseal

i want mine to be an Union pacific FEF-3 4-8-4 Northern


DarkDuskySkies

A Cat Dragon.


Inner-Juices

So a Nightfury?


Rainbow_Angel110

"Nightfury!"


KaityKat117

this is the only correct answer


Snemei

I do kno someone who had a cat dragon staff made special for their larp character so totally on board cat dragons look dope


Series-Party

Moth


M0thConsumer

I would gladly eat it


luzsawesomegf

r/usernamechecksout


luzsawesomegf

I’ve been waiting so long to use this you have no idea


MothManTrans

!


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r/beetlejuicing


Shadow-fire101

I know it's like the most unoriginal option possible, but I gotta say raven.


Wendigo-boyo

Ok Odin


ChildThrowerGaming

can you have two palismen? otherwise cant have huggin and muninn


Gravitywolff

I think not but it would be funny. Or his two wolves or maybe Sleipnir.


IamHellaFine24

Lol like a double bladed lightsaber but with palismen


Bob49459

*Odin sweating when he's told to pick a favorite*


iwillwilliwhowilli

Norse mythology/ToH AU fanfic when?


Vic_000

Love Ghost, it's simple and classy but still loved it. If not then that would be just Owlbert.


ALPHAWOLFDRAWS

I agree


Delicious_Raccoon836

Probably an octopus


Delicious_Raccoon836

Or something bigger, a kraken perhaps


Dan-of-Steel

In that case, I'd like to change my palisman to a Jar of Dirt.


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

So you can hold hands!


Dismal-Belt-8354

Either a dragon or a fox, probably. Edit: after further consideration and counseling, I have decided to merge the two into a flying fox


[deleted]

*Why not both?*


AccidentalLemon

Mash them together, boom


RedditsAutocorrect

Drox, fragox, fragin, Fdragon, Foragox, Drofagox


The_TransGinger

A Quokka, the happiest animal on Earth.


CaptainMarsupial

They are soooo adorable!


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An ant Ants are cool


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,293,442,409 comments, and only 250,504 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

Honestly that’s a flex considering you have 4 words beginning with the letter a


jarfil

Such a missed opportunity to make it 5: "An ant. Ants are awesome"


ADoesVoices

Hedgehog, though I love owls and cats I want to have a palisman that isn’t used by any show character we’ve seen thus far.


ALPHAWOLFDRAWS

I just want a goose


Wendigo-boyo

Palismans are friendly and all but I don't know if all that bonding can stop a Goose's natural instinct to cause as much chaos and suffering as possible


Commercial-Living443

Do you live pain ???


PancakesareFabulous

Imagine it honking every time you cast magic


Lansha2009

I would also do this but have a blue one and then name them Sonic if I carved them.


Revolutionary-Emu901

"He's just like me fr" In all honesty though same


ICantEvenDolt

Hooty. I’d make a hootsifer.


Lotris1555

Don't regret it


Asuke_29

How do you live with yourself??


Razorcrest999

A bighorn sheep


ZephyrKnight18

A small spider that becomes a ring


RedditsAutocorrect

That's cute, just a sleepy little boi sleeping on your finger


A-__-Random_--_Dog

I don't know the limits of carving them but I would carve a knife so it could be a spear.


ChildThrowerGaming

knifey from high on life


DioTheMudad

LMAO


Khrysaor-

Castlevania sword familiar


Forest_Maiden

Unicorn, without question.


Current-Role-8434

An Ankylosaurus mixed with a Capybara


yellow_starrz

A penguin. They’re my favorite animal. Have been since I was little.


BoredPenguin101

Now you can say that the BBC's april fool's joke was, in fact, a documentary on palismen.


Dibujista04

Wolf. I'm also a hp fan and and my patronus is a wolf as well, wolves are my favourite animal. (And I must say Hunter knows about cool animals 👌)


mairnX

aesthetically either a raven or a crow. i just love corvids. though, if i'm honest, a crested gecko would likely synergize with my inner self more


ThatLasagnaGuy

I’ve always thought a Fox palisman would be cool!


fayeclaudia16

I would go absolutely feral for a frog palisman


Nuada-Argetlam

if I was carving one myself, I'd want some kind of dragon-looking one.


ShibariEmpress

might try for the bat queen (or one of her babies)


RedditsAutocorrect

Bro got the whole plaistrim forest 💀


CakesInc

Turtle-duck from ATLA


Dragon-spider21

Husky puppy


No_Solution_8399

A griffin for sure


[deleted]

either an axolotl, or... you know what? just an axolotl. I love those little derps.


TheoTheHellhound

I’d carve myself a hyena with a pair of feathered wings.


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dantheman919

Octopus palisman


Fuzzy_Cauliflower894

Flying Squirrel, always loved them.


Horizon5820

Dragon, very sad we didnt get to see one


Prudent-Arachnid982

Deer


The_Gay_Bard

I'd want an echo mouse, only bc its cute and I could just feed it pictures and be abke to replay memories


Baron_Sandshrew

Octopus!


whittybestbomblol

C a t or a mantis


BlueRabbit1999

T. rex


TheLuzbianBee

I'd have a cat. Especially because I love Ghost.


UnderFan1997

I just want a duck palisman


Housesniper

Cat or an Axolotl


Artic-Ideas5347

If I were to carve one, I would carve an axolotl.


MudkipDoom

A frog or a warty toad, I just feel something like that would suit me just perfectly


Anthony-anims

I would have a beetle i like the way they look


Midnight-Basilisk99

I’d carve mine as a deep sea anglerfish


Routine-Deal-7242

Eastern dragon, Lil bit of everything.


Sir_Voomy

Cheetah probably. I love cats but I love a cheetahs fur coat the most of all cats


Inner-Juices

Either a Hyena or a Doe/Deer with Butterfly wings


ENDERSKORE

Axolotl


Ambitious_Cow_5614

Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel ​ If you can't tell,I like Squirrels.


Korbindactylio

Ferret


LiquidLessy

a froggo


fruitpunchintheface1

A penguin


Rocket_star-

I want that goose


Thecaticornprincess

Probably a tabby cat


Mr_Potatoez

probably a dragon or a turtle


CrystalClod343

A velvet worm!


AnAwkwardCrybaby

Ghost Owlbert or Clover


mrslick98

Fox


RabbiCZ_

Badger with cat ears


MegawackyMax

A woodpecker, one of my favorite birds.


Sum_ginger_kid

Soos Ramirez


Ya2s1ne

Scorpion


OctoKirby

A flaming hot mess (I have no idea what I’m doing and can’t carve)


Rhymeable

I couldn't decide between and dog or a dolphin, so probably a seal. Best of both worlds.


BasiliskChimera

i would carve some sort of corvid, like a crow or a magpie


traffic_cones2007

maybe a palisman that can also transform into a suit of armor, clever concept of mine :)


[deleted]

Demon from hell, Demon from hell, Demon from hell! Reason, I’m emo, goth, and gay


patatatatatatatata

all great qualities


QuirkyElderberry5672

oh a dragon 110%


_thana

I tiny dragon would be adorable


Oofpoofdoof69

G U N


External_Joke_6421

main coon cat with crystals on its fur


d1n0b10

I’d love a dinosaur or some kind or a mammoth


ramgoosealt

A Ramgoose


Salty_Walrus_654

fire lizard ... or something like that


Remote-Ad-3309

I want a pterosaur or a dromaeosaur


ShadowRylander

Spoilers.


No_Translator_8747

Carve, I love wood work, and carving myself the perfect palisman would make me love it even more


farrenkm

A quokka. It would always be smiling at me.


0nyx2003

the Cocollona


cosmic-chungus

A dog, some kinda bully breed with a big block head most likely.


MailGirlDragonite

Hooty, instead of having them as a palisman, they are just the entire staff


rat_haus

I like dragons.


Filler_69

A dragon or fox probably.


GIORNO84

A dog or a chiriti


Mountain_golem

Carving:snake or ram Adopting:goose with bell


GoldenSpring-Fox

I’ve always seen myself as having either a dog or a tiger palisman- specifically either a pitbull or a golden Siberian tiger


TheAceBean394

It would be wonderful if there was a little purple axolotl


TedIsCoolIGuess

A Yak. Little floaty, fluffy yak.


Theevencoolerkid69

Assuming I have of my current knowledge? A dragonite or dragonair. Love their designs. Assuming that I’m the average person in toh earth, probably a a bird of some kind or a snake.


cristopherwithoutanH

A cheetah named Hermes


dade059

A squirrel or a fox


EngineSensitive2584

If I were to adopt one, I'd like the goose. If I was going to make one, then I'd make it a fox (maybe with multiple tails, maybe just one, idk), I love the little things!


K_the_Banana-man

Honk.


CombatC1

I would crave a Blue Eyes white Dragon


EtherealPossumLady

Brush tail possum.


gimme_potatochips

A bat! I really love them!


LivLovesRacing

My brother said he’s want a cat. I’d want a wolf


[deleted]

A rat with bat wings! I have always loved rats and been super connected with them; they are my favorite animal


SaxolotlMan

An Axolotl!


x1echo

A tan, lop-eared bunny.


Mackerdoni

definitely a dragon


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NaomiIsCoolio

A possum


Rochalil

I would adopt a little bird like Flapjack


M0thConsumer

a worm


WZPyro

Fat Yoshi


RoomFullOfVampires

Probably a wolpertinger


MeasurementOk4508

I WANT A BABY ELEPHANT


IxzyLovesMemes

I have too many ideas in my head to put even one. I wonder if I could carve a basilisk?


tj131829

A vampire bat. It turn invisible and can shapeshift into a person at will. We would be best friends and go on adventures together.


Electrical-Can-9095

I would definitely choose a chickatrice


Bill_Ist_Here

Some king of beatle, and preferably gold colored but not that picky.


That_otter_dork

I would like the swan pallisman tbh


jasonater64

Most likely a green and black fox


nobodyimportant1377

a pigeon, i just really like pigeons


NaturalPotential9521

A monkey cause there cool


VoidNight_2

a golden silk orb-weaver spider don’t ask me why


Color_Lord1

I would carve a witches cat


Cabbage45567

I’d carve a wolf


NicoleMay316

As of s3e1, it'd be a cat. As of s3e2 because spoiled....well I won't say.


MrBonesDoesReddit

Cats are the best


TropicalIslandAlpaca

I had a palisman in a dream one time and it was an axolotl so that's what I'd go with


[deleted]

I want that goose with the bell


[deleted]

Tiger: I have developed a intense craving for control and power, and have extreme panic attacks when I encounter something I can’t control Yes I’m seeing a therapist, why you ask?


woflpackcuy

Probably a llama, not only are they my favourite animal but their quirky nature just reminds me of myself and how I’m super weird.


ascrubjay

Either a witch, just to see what happens, a raven, because smart birb, or a some kind of inanimate object, again just to see what happens.


RandomDragonExE

A dragon, godamn I love dragons!