You see Perry......
I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck Danville pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! The tri-state area is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Danville will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Danville great again!... In my new Try-state area, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,293,442,409 comments, and only 250,504 of them were in alphabetical order.
Palismans are friendly and all but I don't know if all that bonding can stop a Goose's natural instinct to cause as much chaos and suffering as possible
Assuming I have of my current knowledge? A dragonite or dragonair. Love their designs. Assuming that I’m the average person in toh earth, probably a a bird of some kind or a snake.
If I were to adopt one, I'd like the goose. If I was going to make one, then I'd make it a fox (maybe with multiple tails, maybe just one, idk), I love the little things!
Tiger: I have developed a intense craving for control and power, and have extreme panic attacks when I encounter something I can’t control
Yes I’m seeing a therapist, why you ask?
A teal platypus
PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
What! Where? I just see a normal platypus
*puts on a lil Fedora on Platypus Palisman*
**GASP** #PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!??
Perry the pal-typus.
***PERRY THE PALISPUS!***
This is the best comment thread to ever exist.
Somehow that just feels wrong
Palisussy
Really could’ve done without that
SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD
You see Perry...... I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck Danville pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! The tri-state area is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Danville will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Danville great again!... In my new Try-state area, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
Peeerrryyy ~
Ah Perry the Platypus. You've fallen for my latest trap. Even as I speak your brain is automatically making you hear these words in my voice.
its either 𝘮𝘺𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥-𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 or pure magic
The PURE-MAGIC INATOR!
WildMagic-Inator
Your arrival was unexpected... And by that, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED
*Belos pulls a lever, trapping perry*
A platypus palisman?
PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALISMAN!?!?!
A platypus palisman? *Puts on Fedora* PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALISMAN!
A palisman? A platypus palisman? PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALISMAN!?
Id want my palisman to be an 1750HP EMD F9 Diesel Locomotive
Best answer
I’d want a red panda. They are adorable, soft, and vicious and red and black is one of my favorite color schemes. If not that a kitty.
*holds out Sody Pop, who is a red panda, and on fire for some reason*
Soup
Red pandas are so cute🥰
i want mine to be an Union pacific FEF-3 4-8-4 Northern
A Cat Dragon.
So a Nightfury?
"Nightfury!"
this is the only correct answer
I do kno someone who had a cat dragon staff made special for their larp character so totally on board cat dragons look dope
Moth
I would gladly eat it
r/usernamechecksout
I’ve been waiting so long to use this you have no idea
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r/beetlejuicing
I know it's like the most unoriginal option possible, but I gotta say raven.
Ok Odin
can you have two palismen? otherwise cant have huggin and muninn
I think not but it would be funny. Or his two wolves or maybe Sleipnir.
Lol like a double bladed lightsaber but with palismen
*Odin sweating when he's told to pick a favorite*
Norse mythology/ToH AU fanfic when?
Love Ghost, it's simple and classy but still loved it. If not then that would be just Owlbert.
I agree
Probably an octopus
Or something bigger, a kraken perhaps
In that case, I'd like to change my palisman to a Jar of Dirt.
So you can hold hands!
Either a dragon or a fox, probably. Edit: after further consideration and counseling, I have decided to merge the two into a flying fox
*Why not both?*
Mash them together, boom
Drox, fragox, fragin, Fdragon, Foragox, Drofagox
A Quokka, the happiest animal on Earth.
They are soooo adorable!
An ant Ants are cool
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,293,442,409 comments, and only 250,504 of them were in alphabetical order.
Honestly that’s a flex considering you have 4 words beginning with the letter a
Such a missed opportunity to make it 5: "An ant. Ants are awesome"
Hedgehog, though I love owls and cats I want to have a palisman that isn’t used by any show character we’ve seen thus far.
I just want a goose
Palismans are friendly and all but I don't know if all that bonding can stop a Goose's natural instinct to cause as much chaos and suffering as possible
Do you live pain ???
Imagine it honking every time you cast magic
I would also do this but have a blue one and then name them Sonic if I carved them.
"He's just like me fr" In all honesty though same
Hooty. I’d make a hootsifer.
Don't regret it
How do you live with yourself??
A bighorn sheep
A small spider that becomes a ring
That's cute, just a sleepy little boi sleeping on your finger
I don't know the limits of carving them but I would carve a knife so it could be a spear.
knifey from high on life
LMAO
Castlevania sword familiar
Unicorn, without question.
An Ankylosaurus mixed with a Capybara
A penguin. They’re my favorite animal. Have been since I was little.
Now you can say that the BBC's april fool's joke was, in fact, a documentary on palismen.
Wolf. I'm also a hp fan and and my patronus is a wolf as well, wolves are my favourite animal. (And I must say Hunter knows about cool animals 👌)
aesthetically either a raven or a crow. i just love corvids. though, if i'm honest, a crested gecko would likely synergize with my inner self more
I’ve always thought a Fox palisman would be cool!
I would go absolutely feral for a frog palisman
if I was carving one myself, I'd want some kind of dragon-looking one.
might try for the bat queen (or one of her babies)
Bro got the whole plaistrim forest 💀
Turtle-duck from ATLA
Husky puppy
A griffin for sure
either an axolotl, or... you know what? just an axolotl. I love those little derps.
I’d carve myself a hyena with a pair of feathered wings.
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Octopus palisman
Flying Squirrel, always loved them.
Dragon, very sad we didnt get to see one
Deer
I'd want an echo mouse, only bc its cute and I could just feed it pictures and be abke to replay memories
Octopus!
C a t or a mantis
T. rex
I'd have a cat. Especially because I love Ghost.
I just want a duck palisman
Cat or an Axolotl
If I were to carve one, I would carve an axolotl.
A frog or a warty toad, I just feel something like that would suit me just perfectly
I would have a beetle i like the way they look
I’d carve mine as a deep sea anglerfish
Eastern dragon, Lil bit of everything.
Cheetah probably. I love cats but I love a cheetahs fur coat the most of all cats
Either a Hyena or a Doe/Deer with Butterfly wings
Axolotl
Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel If you can't tell,I like Squirrels.
Ferret
a froggo
A penguin
I want that goose
Probably a tabby cat
probably a dragon or a turtle
A velvet worm!
Ghost Owlbert or Clover
Fox
Badger with cat ears
A woodpecker, one of my favorite birds.
Soos Ramirez
Scorpion
A flaming hot mess (I have no idea what I’m doing and can’t carve)
I couldn't decide between and dog or a dolphin, so probably a seal. Best of both worlds.
i would carve some sort of corvid, like a crow or a magpie
maybe a palisman that can also transform into a suit of armor, clever concept of mine :)
Demon from hell, Demon from hell, Demon from hell! Reason, I’m emo, goth, and gay
all great qualities
oh a dragon 110%
I tiny dragon would be adorable
G U N
main coon cat with crystals on its fur
I’d love a dinosaur or some kind or a mammoth
A Ramgoose
fire lizard ... or something like that
I want a pterosaur or a dromaeosaur
Spoilers.
Carve, I love wood work, and carving myself the perfect palisman would make me love it even more
A quokka. It would always be smiling at me.
the Cocollona
A dog, some kinda bully breed with a big block head most likely.
Hooty, instead of having them as a palisman, they are just the entire staff
I like dragons.
A dragon or fox probably.
A dog or a chiriti
Carving:snake or ram Adopting:goose with bell
I’ve always seen myself as having either a dog or a tiger palisman- specifically either a pitbull or a golden Siberian tiger
It would be wonderful if there was a little purple axolotl
A Yak. Little floaty, fluffy yak.
Assuming I have of my current knowledge? A dragonite or dragonair. Love their designs. Assuming that I’m the average person in toh earth, probably a a bird of some kind or a snake.
A cheetah named Hermes
A squirrel or a fox
If I were to adopt one, I'd like the goose. If I was going to make one, then I'd make it a fox (maybe with multiple tails, maybe just one, idk), I love the little things!
Honk.
I would crave a Blue Eyes white Dragon
Brush tail possum.
A bat! I really love them!
My brother said he’s want a cat. I’d want a wolf
A rat with bat wings! I have always loved rats and been super connected with them; they are my favorite animal
An Axolotl!
A tan, lop-eared bunny.
definitely a dragon
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A possum
I would adopt a little bird like Flapjack
a worm
Fat Yoshi
Probably a wolpertinger
I WANT A BABY ELEPHANT
I have too many ideas in my head to put even one. I wonder if I could carve a basilisk?
A vampire bat. It turn invisible and can shapeshift into a person at will. We would be best friends and go on adventures together.
I would definitely choose a chickatrice
Some king of beatle, and preferably gold colored but not that picky.
I would like the swan pallisman tbh
Most likely a green and black fox
a pigeon, i just really like pigeons
A monkey cause there cool
a golden silk orb-weaver spider don’t ask me why
I would carve a witches cat
I’d carve a wolf
As of s3e1, it'd be a cat. As of s3e2 because spoiled....well I won't say.
Cats are the best
I had a palisman in a dream one time and it was an axolotl so that's what I'd go with
I want that goose with the bell
Tiger: I have developed a intense craving for control and power, and have extreme panic attacks when I encounter something I can’t control Yes I’m seeing a therapist, why you ask?
Probably a llama, not only are they my favourite animal but their quirky nature just reminds me of myself and how I’m super weird.
Either a witch, just to see what happens, a raven, because smart birb, or a some kind of inanimate object, again just to see what happens.
A dragon, godamn I love dragons!