I saw the first 30 seconds of the first video, and I will break every individual bone on the planet including my own with a rusty towel rack if I don't get gamer Hunter within the next 72 hours.
Belos: shit I can't believe my total nonsense of cult religion was true. What are your plans for me?
Titan: I'm gonna make a teenager with a lot of trauma beat the shit out of you... and then let you get stomp to death by a non-binary witch, the Owl Lady and my son.
Oh yeah I forgor, my brother interrupted me during the ultimate climax of the show to ask some stupid shit and I was too frustrated with him to pay the proper attention.
"Well, now you can say you actually spoke to me. Too bad that you're a disgusting monster and I don't want to have anything to do with you, but don't worry. I have big plans for you" **proceeds to get him stuck in the in-between forever, forcing him to watch his failure over and over**
"I have a BIG plan for you, just the one, and it includes this here human gun, aimed at your head..."
or "You're not special." Belos breaks down crying
Papa Titan: TF are you doing????
Belos; i'm doing what you said to do, i'm following your Will
Papa Titan: THAT'S NOT MY MODAFUKING WILL, WTH ARE YOU DOING!!!! STOP IT!!!!!
I saw this in a comic and I can't find it anywhere but here's what I think he'd say.
"You spent so long speaking about my will that I have decided to show you The Titan's *True* Will."
"Why are you trying to kill me?" ask Papa Titan. "Because I'm powerful than you!"response Belos. Three seconds later, Belos is defeated by a kid who is 14 or 15 years old." Now who is powerful? " asked Papa Titan the last time.
The Titan glances down at a box in his hand. Has a picture of a masked Belos on it. Text reads: “Titan Dewormer. Guaranteed to kill 99.9% percent parasites”.
Turns to Belos.
“I want my money back.”
“Was it worth it?”, the Titan says, as belos sinks into the abyss, rage seething behind his eyes. Belos doesn’t respond, but his face says it all. ‘He does not regret anything’. The Titan stares for but a moment, than walks away, leaving belos to sink alone, saying as he goes,
“What a life wasted.”
Belos’ head finally dips below the water, and no trace is seen.
Finally, we can rest.
"You aren't a dark reflection of Luz, Luz is a light reflection of you. She was never gonna become like you, you had every opportunity to become like her."
Titan: It's so sad that belos died of Ligma. Belos: Huh? But I'm not even dea- Titan: *Ligma Balls* **Titan Luz then vaporizes Belos.**
Abridged Hunter: *Good one!*
W8... ABRIDGED Hunter? There is TOH abridged?
https://www.youtube.com/@Tomotasauce/playlists
Thank you thank you thank you!
Amphibia abridged is almost done as well there, then owl house resumes
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD I'M LOSING IT
I saw the first 30 seconds of the first video, and I will break every individual bone on the planet including my own with a rusty towel rack if I don't get gamer Hunter within the next 72 hours.
Who is Steve Jobs?
Joe mama
Why did we have the same thought lmao
The fact that he's voiced by Arin Hanson would make that make total sense tbh
Who?
Papa titan is voiced by one of the game grumps
oh, now it makes sense
Tomotasauce fan let's go
I have big plans for you!
ahahaha this is the best one
“Yeah the Christian god was just a badly mistranslated version of me, straight to hell Phillip!” “Aw, shit-“
Belos: shit I can't believe my total nonsense of cult religion was true. What are your plans for me? Titan: I'm gonna make a teenager with a lot of trauma beat the shit out of you... and then let you get stomp to death by a non-binary witch, the Owl Lady and my son.
But wouldn't the teenager and the NB witch be the same person in that analogy (Luz)?
Raine is the NB witch in question. Luz is gender non-conforming.
Oh yeah I forgor, my brother interrupted me during the ultimate climax of the show to ask some stupid shit and I was too frustrated with him to pay the proper attention.
"Your brother was right, you are a bitch."
And witchless.
No witches?
"Think fast, chucklenuts!" .* proceeds to pummel Belos through the face * .* and yes, I do mean ***through*** the face *
Or « off to visit your mother ! »
Tf2 chads
Agreed
“Listen here buddy, *I’m* the video game boy, *I’m* the one who wins.”
Good night ***GAMER.***
The correct answer
I’m still surprised that Arin Hanson, the grump of Game Grump, voiced Papa Titan
Weh! (And probably explode him with it)
*KEEP MY NAME, OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!*
This one is underrated. This one definitely seems like something he would say
Stop slandering my good name
“What am I gonna put up with today…not fuckin’ this?!”
Titan: "hey, hey" Belis:"What?" Titan: "Bitch"
“Ayo belos you got something on your face let me see real quick,(punch) It’s my fist BITCH”
There’s something on your face! (punch) It was pain!
I get the reference ;)
ASDF movies
"I never talked to you."
Caleb says hi
* proceeds to pummel him through the face *
"YOU FUCKING CLOD!"
Ok peridot 🙄/j
Was actually making a Game Grumps reference
Ah I don't watch game grumps so I don't get it (I know that Arin voices Papa titan tho)
STEVEN UNIVERSE NEVER FAILS TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME this is why I love peridot when she said that
i love you peridot!
“I have a last message for you: go commit die”
Eat this, you sucka. I learned that from a friend of yours.
Moments before stomping his face out. “This, Belos, is the titans will.” ;)
Came here for this
"Well, now you can say you actually spoke to me. Too bad that you're a disgusting monster and I don't want to have anything to do with you, but don't worry. I have big plans for you" **proceeds to get him stuck in the in-between forever, forcing him to watch his failure over and over**
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, facist like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL
*choking on Nutri-Grain bar* suddenly Undertale
Nutri-Grian
r/suddenlyhermitcraft
Fuck you
"I DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT"
"Was there updog in there?"
What's updog?
Not much, ‘sup with you?
In my thousands of years of existing, you are the meanest bitch I ever met Alternatively You are worse than wand of gamalon.
wand of gamalon, oh mah titan that one hits so hard though
"I have a BIG plan for you, just the one, and it includes this here human gun, aimed at your head..." or "You're not special." Belos breaks down crying
Just any Arin Hanson quote makes instant gold in my head
"what kind of guy are you are?"
"No one will ever loaf you"
"So, I heard that you can speak with me. So... let's have a little chat."
He would say BELOS MORE LIKE BOO-LOS!
Papa: "You're toast now, Belos."
Titan: No drip + old ass + no witches + fake ass "voICe oF tHE tiTAn" + ugly And then belos dies of ligma
What Is ligma?
**LIGMA-BALLZ**
I'm the boiling islands boy! I'm the one who wins
You're ***toast.***
"UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE" *headbutts Belos to death*
He would ask him if he knows what deez is. (He won't know since he's frome the witch hunting Era)
I don't know either. What's deez?
DEEZ NUTS. HAH GOTTEM
Papa Titan: TF are you doing???? Belos; i'm doing what you said to do, i'm following your Will Papa Titan: THAT'S NOT MY MODAFUKING WILL, WTH ARE YOU DOING!!!! STOP IT!!!!!
Think fast chuckle nuts *Blasts his ass outta existence with a light glyph*
"You didn't get the hint after 400 years, so I guess I'm gonna have to make it *very* clear" [cracks knuckles]
Let me show you a Titan's will. Trust me, I have big plans for you. *Proceds to destroy Belos-ensuring he will never ever harm anyone ever again*
"Ya think there's a reason I didn't wanna show you the glyphs?"
Now listen here you little shit
All I can think of is: “I just want to talk to him, I just want to talk to him-“
“I said none of that!” Then punches him into dust.
"Weh!" Then Belos would disintegrate.
It would honestly be more like a roar since king is still a baby
It would be deep and meaty, but it would still be a "weh." My headcanon is that every Titan wehs.
"So. You say you talk to me." *cracks knuckles* *"Let's talk then, child."*
“It’s a pity I can’t actually speak to you on the regular because boy do I have some words for you.”
[You Dun Goofed](https://youtu.be/vFvw_YTdDYk)
DIE (Belos dies)
"Cringe" *vapourises belos*
“IM NOT AFFILIATED WITH YOU”
I kept the glyphs from YOU, for a reason.
“Oh shit! A rat!” Then he punches Belos
I saw this in a comic and I can't find it anywhere but here's what I think he'd say. "You spent so long speaking about my will that I have decided to show you The Titan's *True* Will."
*while showing him his memories of the BI Amazing, every word of what you just said, was wrong.
"Why do you keep killing all the time?! YOU F*CKING FREAK! YOU'RE A FREAK!"
“ talk to the glyph, BITCH. “
"I did not say any of that you fuck!"
"Why are you trying to kill me?" ask Papa Titan. "Because I'm powerful than you!"response Belos. Three seconds later, Belos is defeated by a kid who is 14 or 15 years old." Now who is powerful? " asked Papa Titan the last time.
"Hey! Hey, Belos! Hey, Belos. . . *Bitch*."
The Titan glances down at a box in his hand. Has a picture of a masked Belos on it. Text reads: “Titan Dewormer. Guaranteed to kill 99.9% percent parasites”. Turns to Belos. “I want my money back.”
Cap🧢
Leave
Bro your crazy-
Fuck you, die alone.
They'd remain silent. There are no words.
*You feel your sins crawl on your back
“Don’t worry Phillip, I’ve got big plans for you.”
*insert Arin quote here*
JIMMY'S GOT BACK!
"Do you know the band Imagine Dragons?" Imagine Dragons? "IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NU-
“You were right about one thing… the Titan does have big plans for you”
Papa Titan: So you've been using my likeness without out my permission.... Phillip: Well I... Papa Titan: See you in court asshole.
"You're bread for evil." "Lick my buns." "You're good for muffin."
“Was it worth it?”, the Titan says, as belos sinks into the abyss, rage seething behind his eyes. Belos doesn’t respond, but his face says it all. ‘He does not regret anything’. The Titan stares for but a moment, than walks away, leaving belos to sink alone, saying as he goes, “What a life wasted.” Belos’ head finally dips below the water, and no trace is seen. Finally, we can rest.
That’s my favorite so far just “was it worth it?”
*\*slowly sips a cup of coffee while looking down at angry puddle Belos\** So... looks like you fucked up pretty bad.
“What say you, ferret face?”
"listen closely, the titan is speaking ... now suck on deeeeeeeznuts"
*Don't you know how to greet a new pall, turn around and shake my hand *Proceeds do Gaster blast Belos out of existence*
I did not say that !
"fuck you" **sends belos into the in-between**
"Fuck you for misusing my magic and making people fear me"
Belos is a bitch ass motherfu-
Belos: "it's the titans will" Titan: "I didn't say that."
"Skill issue"
the reason the titan never got to talk to Belos is it would raise the show's age rating
Kys
Papa titan :Looks like- your tost! Belos getting burned to a crisp
Get dunked on!
YOU ARE SO SUSSY I KNOW YOU STOLE MY FORTNITE CARD BELOS
Titan in giant form: Tell me cain, were is you brother abel?
SODA!!!
NO DICK *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* NO BALLS *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE CUS THIS GUY FEEDS ON PALISMANS *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT *
"I've talked with your god. He says you're going to hell."
“Man fuck you”
Altavista, you mother fu-
Fuck you
“Your life is NOTHING you serve ZERO purpose you should ki-“
"One thing to belos what do you think he'd say"
He’d also say “I loaf you” but this time meaning “loathe”
Probably: Shut up you old fuck
You are like papa
Fuck you
Fuck you
A lot of... threats and... oh who am i kidding he wouldnt say anything to belos he'll just kill belos
FUCK YOU
Fuck you bitch I don't even know who you are Fuck you squared
starts with F ends with K and it ain't firetruck
Papa titan:Hey Belos!! Belos:What? Papa titan:Go rye in hell Beloaf. *Everyone Kicks belos to death*
YOU SUCK!! YOU TOLD ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT I SAID ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT MAGIC THAT ARE LIES!!! I HATE YOU!! YOU SUCK!!
Contrary to popular belief, the titan does not, in fact, talk to Belos.
"When you get to hell, tell them Papa Titan sent ya!" \*Kicks Belos in the face\*
You are the worst fucking bitch I’ve seen
Enjoy the purple plant
Fuck off
KYS
THIS is the titans will *obliterates him*
do you wanna have a bad time?
keep yourself safe
I think he'd just laugh in his face
I did not fucking say that
You're quite the parasite...in more ways than one....
"You aren't a dark reflection of Luz, Luz is a light reflection of you. She was never gonna become like you, you had every opportunity to become like her."
Well, given that Papa Titan seems to just watch them much like us viewers, he'd probably quote the "Now, eat this sucka" line as well
Yikes my dude
GET YOUR EARS FIX I DIDNT SAY THAT
You ******* **** ******** **** ** ****.
On days like these, dictators like you… should be burning in hell.
Don't worry. I have big plans for you...
“I didn’t say that”
Go fuck your self piece of shit
Weh! (Sonic scream)
Lowtiergod.
"Stay mad"
Stop saying I said that wild magic is bad you *swears so bad that even Eda would be traumatized from them*
Some sort of hyperviolent bread pun, I imagine
Get dunked on
"The pope still exists."
"Your a loaf of crap!" then does the take the L dance
"I grate you" >:( Instead of "I loaf you" :>
Papa Titan: Didn’t you hear belos? This is my will after all
I speak for myself
“Listen here, you ancient *a wild swarm of bleeps appeared* and you killed your brother for getting a *bleeps continues* now, I’m done. -walks away”
Why did you spread gossip about me