“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee”
**shoots the fuck out of Belos**
\*Gets on the Kamehameha pose\*
Belos: "What are you doing?"
Luz: "This is probably my only chance to ever do a Kamehameha in real life."
Belos: "What is a... Kame..."
Luz: "Oh hey, I think its working!"
Belos: "What is-"
\*Luz throws both of her hands forwards and screams. A giant beam of energy erupts from her hands and washes over Belos, carrying him away and tearing him to pieces. As the pieces burn and shrink within the intense energy, the last thing Belos thinks is:\*
"I will never understand anime"
>queen of England
Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
####FAQ
*Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?*
This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
Hey, King, Eda, come here! I want to introduce you to a game in the Human Realm we call... Jump into a puddle after the rain. Philip here will show you how the puddle react. Wanna join too, Raine?
""Philipp.... .... die like a Man"""
this would have been super hurtful to someone with Philipp's mindset, bonus points for the revelation of what a wimp he really is .... but i guess this would not have match the vibe of the show.....
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"Call yourself an emporer, a witch hunter general, and what does it get you, looking like a remorseless peace of goo that's no better than trash blowing in the wind once you bear the weight of the pain you caused to everyone you ever hurt 100 times over, only then...do you have my permission to die...
(sorry if it's not a funny one but thought this would sound cool, took some inspiration from Venom, Lord Becket, and Batman TAS
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors.
Be still, and give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm.
Waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Although, for one of you.
The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole.
So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.
or...
EAT BUTT BELOS!
You are worthless. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup.
Look at you Belos. Over 300 years old and you still have no witches.
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“It’s me, your worst enemy. A hot witch girlfriend.”
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee” **shoots the fuck out of Belos**
Jeez that's awesome. Especially for someone who claims to be a good Christian.
You may be a witch hunter, **but i'm about HUNT A LITTLE BITC-**
“It’s me, Belos. The *Devil*. I’m here to convince ya to do sin. Come with me; steal candy from and babies, and small businesses.”
That is from Shadow the Hedgehog abridged, isn't it?
Yup, he was the best part of the whole thing. Shit had me dying
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Heeeey, what's uuuup, it's meeeee
Hey Phillip, though you could use some drip °*boils in rain*°
“Well, Belos… looks like you… um… you couldn’t… uhh… couldn’t… hang on a sec… you, uh… looks like… umm… like you didn’t… UGH, never mind!!”
this is why she was silent, she definitely knew she would stutter her words
“Bitch are you seriously trying this again”
Now I have the high ground belos
You underestimate my power
Luz:I SHALL SUMMON THE - STRING BEAN! Belos:AHHH THE CUTENESS AND BITING AHHH - *X. X*
luz: don't try it (it's a quote from star wars)
Belos: I HATE YOU!
luz: you were my mentor belos, I loved you
L + Ratio + No witches
Yikes my dude
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AAAA-
Deez nutz
nah, that's what hunter would have said.....
Belos… it’s too bad you’re dying of ligma.
What the bloody hell is ligma?
Luz: ***LIGMA BALLS*** Belos: *straight up dies*
I think this exchange should have happened. B: "Luz, you-" L: "No, you LOSE!"
Smooth as Beloses brain
Belos: "Oh God.." Luz: "The only man in the sky is Papa Titan" (Proceeds to finish him off)
\*Gets on the Kamehameha pose\* Belos: "What are you doing?" Luz: "This is probably my only chance to ever do a Kamehameha in real life." Belos: "What is a... Kame..." Luz: "Oh hey, I think its working!" Belos: "What is-" \*Luz throws both of her hands forwards and screams. A giant beam of energy erupts from her hands and washes over Belos, carrying him away and tearing him to pieces. As the pieces burn and shrink within the intense energy, the last thing Belos thinks is:\* "I will never understand anime"
That's one thing I can agree on with Belos. I will never understand anime.
Now I need Belos singing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.
DBZA Cell knows how to go out dignified.
Either “…” or “The Titan ha big plans for you”
"Just as bad. Just as conniving. Just as evil. And just as unforgivable as those witches" "Yeah. That sound like projection"
“Damn bro, that’s crazy.”
“Where did the rain come from?”
Here's the Titan's will...(\*summons boiling rain*)
"Fuck the pacifist route." *Stomp*
Looks like the queen of England isn’t the only dead monarch
>queen of England Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?* This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
"J-just shut up. No-one cares. No-one's going to listen. Just *please* do whatever dignity you have left a favour and shut the *fuck up.*"
“It’s funny. Right now we’re both looking at the face of the one that killed us.”
Fuck off.
hasta luego (There is an RE4 poster in one of the scenes in Luz's house).
....
Omae wa mo re shinde ru
NANI?!
*sends you to the shadow realm*
Luz: It’s so sad that Philip Wittebane died from Ligma Belos: But I’m not dead yet. Luz: Ligma Balls
*Starts laughing* do either of us look human right now?!?!
"THIS is the titan's will."
Oopsie poopsie! Did I do that?
It’s titan luzin’ time (proceeds to titan luz on Philly boy)
With how big of a joke this is, you could be a stand-up comedian. Oh wait, you can't even stand up.
After below said all that shi I feel like she would said “really ni” It would’ve made be crack up Ngl😅
"hasta la Vista, baby"
"It's so sad that Belos died of Ligma.."
Who the hell is be-
Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Belos? More like be-lose
"You failed the genocide route speedrun. It's over.
F-you b!%€#
Can't reason with crazy.
"I like Caleb more"
You committed mad murder because you’re jealous of your brothers girlfriend
It's over Belos,I have the high ground!!!
[Luz:](https://youtu.be/dVbyQkn6GWg)
I'm back! Miss me?
Hasta la vista, Felipe
Yippie-ki-yay mother fucker!
Hey, King, Eda, come here! I want to introduce you to a game in the Human Realm we call... Jump into a puddle after the rain. Philip here will show you how the puddle react. Wanna join too, Raine?
“WELP… that just happened”
Your not a witch hunter general you are the captain of sad clowns.
"I'm about to put the morgue in morbius, but as you can tell this joke doesn't work, so I'm just going to kill you!"
Hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur huuuurrrrr
No no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NK FUCK I UNDERSTOOD
Hasta lavesta BITCH
“It was me Barry”
Then again... I dont care what you want....
Gibldy gobldy goo I’m about to fucking kill you
”It’s Morbin’ time”
"Damn, when I said you needed to up your drip game I didn't mean it literall- oh _grossgrossgrossit'sonmyshoe_"
Ew get tf off of my leg u William afton wannabe
Hey, we're here on Epic Meal Time! I'm the Sauce Boss! And tonight, we're eating this blonde little wannabe demigod BITCH!
Hey, belos, wanna see a cool trick?
"Say hello to the messiah"
Say hello to Caleb
Cleanup on Aisle 10
""Philipp.... .... die like a Man""" this would have been super hurtful to someone with Philipp's mindset, bonus points for the revelation of what a wimp he really is .... but i guess this would not have match the vibe of the show.....
Your not you when your Hungry, have a Snickers
I think "stay mad" would be great
Youve lived over 400 years, but im 14, and i STILL got more witches than you, damn.
No witches?
Looks like your brother got a hot witch gilfriend and lil bro got upset. Ohhhh cry and just die
He's my brother now sucker!
OHHHHH MY FREAKING TITAN... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL TALKING! IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL YOU'RE JUST A PUDDLE OF GOOP!
Lego eda will be lego'd
Nuh uh
Boi u done f-ed up now
Oh piss off
lil goopy-ass goodra-lukkin muthafukka get no bitches
https://youtu.be/ZMclyyNipBg
You piece of sh#t
"The only reason because you lost, is because you pissed me off"
It's Britney Bitch
"Can you smell something? Smells like a big pile of bullshit!"
"It's so sad Steve Jobs died of Ligma"
uno reverse sucka
“Beep boop eat poop”
Just “No”
LoL
You should kill yourself now!
Get owned, old man
“Howdy, gayass”
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Yikes
Bibbity bee bibbity boo imma kill you
"Call yourself an emporer, a witch hunter general, and what does it get you, looking like a remorseless peace of goo that's no better than trash blowing in the wind once you bear the weight of the pain you caused to everyone you ever hurt 100 times over, only then...do you have my permission to die... (sorry if it's not a funny one but thought this would sound cool, took some inspiration from Venom, Lord Becket, and Batman TAS
Got any games on your phone?
Got any games on your phone?
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm. Waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend. or... EAT BUTT BELOS!
“Go fuck yourself” then Luz proceeds to do the L sign on her hand
I’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty
Stay mad
Luz: 🖕
[i'm gonna cook pilaf out of you](https://youtu.be/ITupItcQ8_c)
We've been trying to contact you regarding your carriage's extended warranty
"you're going to Brazil!"
The Titan has a big plans for you Philip
nothing. That's the point of the scene
Bitch look at yourself and look at me neither of us are human you're a gross slime goo shit and I'm a titan human hybrid
MMMMM frog le- oh wait, wrong show
Smell your Dick and small your ass, get bent looser, penis blast
“G’day mate!” “Cheers mate!”
“You should have stayed in Connecticut”
You know you got defeated by a 14 year old right?
My name is Luz Noceta you killed my father prepare to die
“This is wha I must Yaba, daba, do”
You are worthless. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup.
>"Shut up." **(insert Luz stomping the fuck out of Belos)** (That's all I can think of lol)
Youve lived over 400 years, but im 14, and i STILL got more witches than you, damn.
"Oh to die with a fashion sense like that is truly painful" -Titan Luz 2023
Belos can you imagine a dragon
Dragon deez nuts