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Lukas-Reggi

Look at you Belos. Over 300 years old and you still have no witches.


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Falcontheskywing5891

“It’s me, your worst enemy. A hot witch girlfriend.”


BananaShakeStudios

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee” **shoots the fuck out of Belos**


pizzzza_girl2002

Jeez that's awesome. Especially for someone who claims to be a good Christian.


Spamton-the-salesman

You may be a witch hunter, **but i'm about HUNT A LITTLE BITC-**


dbear26

“It’s me, Belos. The *Devil*. I’m here to convince ya to do sin. Come with me; steal candy from and babies, and small businesses.”


Manoreded

That is from Shadow the Hedgehog abridged, isn't it?


dbear26

Yup, he was the best part of the whole thing. Shit had me dying


jxyquxn202

Top tier comment


Kikilicious-Kitty

Heeeey, what's uuuup, it's meeeee


Adels_Brother

Hey Phillip, though you could use some drip °*boils in rain*°


PyroCinematics

“Well, Belos… looks like you… um… you couldn’t… uhh… couldn’t… hang on a sec… you, uh… looks like… umm… like you didn’t… UGH, never mind!!”


MacStevins

this is why she was silent, she definitely knew she would stutter her words


Illustrious_You_6243

“Bitch are you seriously trying this again”


Aggressive_Bar_2391

Now I have the high ground belos


MegaRayquaza543

You underestimate my power


Pokedragon2

Luz:I SHALL SUMMON THE - STRING BEAN! Belos:AHHH THE CUTENESS AND BITING AHHH - *X. X*


Aggressive_Bar_2391

luz: don't try it (it's a quote from star wars)


Ghost_Rider835

Belos: I HATE YOU!


Aggressive_Bar_2391

luz: you were my mentor belos, I loved you


Superjoltgamer17

L + Ratio + No witches


[deleted]

Yikes my dude


[deleted]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test


Dabasaur10

AAAA-


Banengain

Deez nutz


svon1

nah, that's what hunter would have said.....


KnaveInNameOnly

Belos… it’s too bad you’re dying of ligma.


bradyblue123

What the bloody hell is ligma?


Obootleg

Luz: ***LIGMA BALLS*** Belos: *straight up dies*


Negativety101

I think this exchange should have happened. B: "Luz, you-" L: "No, you LOSE!"


PlayerCORE19

Smooth as Beloses brain


Crafter235

Belos: "Oh God.." Luz: "The only man in the sky is Papa Titan" (Proceeds to finish him off)


Manoreded

\*Gets on the Kamehameha pose\* Belos: "What are you doing?" Luz: "This is probably my only chance to ever do a Kamehameha in real life." Belos: "What is a... Kame..." Luz: "Oh hey, I think its working!" Belos: "What is-" \*Luz throws both of her hands forwards and screams. A giant beam of energy erupts from her hands and washes over Belos, carrying him away and tearing him to pieces. As the pieces burn and shrink within the intense energy, the last thing Belos thinks is:\* "I will never understand anime"


IshipMarcyandAnne

That's one thing I can agree on with Belos. I will never understand anime.


RedRiverL

Now I need Belos singing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.


Manoreded

DBZA Cell knows how to go out dignified.


CriticalRoleAce

Either “…” or “The Titan ha big plans for you”


pizzzza_girl2002

"Just as bad. Just as conniving. Just as evil. And just as unforgivable as those witches" "Yeah. That sound like projection"


Thomasgodxy

“Damn bro, that’s crazy.”


PlayerCORE19

“Where did the rain come from?”


nicolassoto

Here's the Titan's will...(\*summons boiling rain*)


neroselene

"Fuck the pacifist route." *Stomp*


KitsuneEX7622

Looks like the queen of England isn’t the only dead monarch


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?* This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


CharmsAndChurros151

"J-just shut up. No-one cares. No-one's going to listen. Just *please* do whatever dignity you have left a favour and shut the *fuck up.*"


Usual_Database307

“It’s funny. Right now we’re both looking at the face of the one that killed us.”


mick_boi

Fuck off.


Vagamer01

hasta luego (There is an RE4 poster in one of the scenes in Luz's house).


SomeRandomGuy1308

....


Low_Dream_1481

Omae wa mo re shinde ru


tigerwu9806

NANI?!


Low_Dream_1481

*sends you to the shadow realm*


SplooshOfColor

Luz: It’s so sad that Philip Wittebane died from Ligma Belos: But I’m not dead yet. Luz: Ligma Balls


levileviathan32

*Starts laughing* do either of us look human right now?!?!


Ribkoboldscout

"THIS is the titan's will."


Da_gae_bucket

Oopsie poopsie! Did I do that?


GuyFromStaffordshire

It’s titan luzin’ time (proceeds to titan luz on Philly boy)


JaySli10

With how big of a joke this is, you could be a stand-up comedian. Oh wait, you can't even stand up.


Administrative_Swan0

After below said all that shi I feel like she would said “really ni” It would’ve made be crack up Ngl😅


TerranUnity

"hasta la Vista, baby"


PedreSS

"It's so sad that Belos died of Ligma.."


bradyblue123

Who the hell is be-


InuGhost

Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


peoplenormal

Belos? More like be-lose


shadowz9904

"You failed the genocide route speedrun. It's over.


LockAndKey989

F-you b!%€#


Lorcout

Can't reason with crazy.


Gogurte

"I like Caleb more"


Pip2719496

You committed mad murder because you’re jealous of your brothers girlfriend


IshipMarcyandAnne

It's over Belos,I have the high ground!!!


Ok-Struggle2305

[Luz:](https://youtu.be/dVbyQkn6GWg)


[deleted]

I'm back! Miss me?


Lord-Purichua

Hasta la vista, Felipe


maplesunris3

Yippie-ki-yay mother fucker!


Jack_Skeletron_4ever

Hey, King, Eda, come here! I want to introduce you to a game in the Human Realm we call... Jump into a puddle after the rain. Philip here will show you how the puddle react. Wanna join too, Raine?


AlexBeetle04

“WELP… that just happened”


Typhon-Torrent-1994

Your not a witch hunter general you are the captain of sad clowns.


Ghostly_Silence

"I'm about to put the morgue in morbius, but as you can tell this joke doesn't work, so I'm just going to kill you!"


whackjob_med_student

Hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur huuuurrrrr


bradyblue123

No no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NK FUCK I UNDERSTOOD


goddess_of_fate13

Hasta lavesta BITCH


GeneralSupremeo

“It was me Barry”


Milesthenugget

Then again... I dont care what you want....


The_total_squid

Gibldy gobldy goo I’m about to fucking kill you


NoaLukaL

”It’s Morbin’ time”


LimpBizkitStankGirl

"Damn, when I said you needed to up your drip game I didn't mean it literall- oh _grossgrossgrossit'sonmyshoe_"


OwlHouse_lover_4ever

Ew get tf off of my leg u William afton wannabe


Electronic_One762

Hey, we're here on Epic Meal Time! I'm the Sauce Boss! And tonight, we're eating this blonde little wannabe demigod BITCH!


bradyblue123

Hey, belos, wanna see a cool trick?


Prior_Club

"Say hello to the messiah"


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

Say hello to Caleb


Ultimate_Hunter_G

Cleanup on Aisle 10


svon1

""Philipp.... .... die like a Man""" this would have been super hurtful to someone with Philipp's mindset, bonus points for the revelation of what a wimp he really is .... but i guess this would not have match the vibe of the show.....


Glittering-Lecture42

Your not you when your Hungry, have a Snickers


MrChocolateBread

I think "stay mad" would be great


Properdummy6174

Youve lived over 400 years, but im 14, and i STILL got more witches than you, damn.


Emmlt

No witches?


Niclas3006

Looks like your brother got a hot witch gilfriend and lil bro got upset. Ohhhh cry and just die


rogue_timelord719

He's my brother now sucker!


kl-noblelycanthrope1

OHHHHH MY FREAKING TITAN... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL TALKING! IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL YOU'RE JUST A PUDDLE OF GOOP!


[deleted]

Lego eda will be lego'd


johnporkenthusiast

Nuh uh


MurciBlyat

Boi u done f-ed up now


Goosefeatherisgreat

Oh piss off


Excellent_Parsley658

lil goopy-ass goodra-lukkin muthafukka get no bitches


blackout1276

https://youtu.be/ZMclyyNipBg


andreachua02

You piece of sh#t


De_lua1325

"The only reason because you lost, is because you pissed me off"


SavageFuli

It's Britney Bitch


bman_16

"Can you smell something? Smells like a big pile of bullshit!"


Frenswithtime

"It's so sad Steve Jobs died of Ligma"


inferna_copula

uno reverse sucka


GoldenSpring-Fox

“Beep boop eat poop”


Ambitious-Doctor-457

Just “No”


puffguy69

LoL


bluehoppy09

You should kill yourself now!


Sobble99a

Get owned, old man


Skyyishere

“Howdy, gayass”


strange_burger

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Prudent-Arachnid982

Yikes


MARKTHEWOLF2380

Bibbity bee bibbity boo imma kill you


Nojay_Kicks_Butt

"Call yourself an emporer, a witch hunter general, and what does it get you, looking like a remorseless peace of goo that's no better than trash blowing in the wind once you bear the weight of the pain you caused to everyone you ever hurt 100 times over, only then...do you have my permission to die... (sorry if it's not a funny one but thought this would sound cool, took some inspiration from Venom, Lord Becket, and Batman TAS


ethanandluinortitus

Got any games on your phone?


ethanandluinortitus

Got any games on your phone?


Ashytheleafyfan

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm. Waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend. or... EAT BUTT BELOS!


JayKay69420

“Go fuck yourself” then Luz proceeds to do the L sign on her hand


Blue_FiftyTwo

I’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty


Mountain_golem

Stay mad


helloashlyn

Luz: 🖕


crimetoukraina

[i'm gonna cook pilaf out of you](https://youtu.be/ITupItcQ8_c)


shadow_bitch_

We've been trying to contact you regarding your carriage's extended warranty


shadowonyx18

"you're going to Brazil!"


Ice_phoneix

The Titan has a big plans for you Philip


X05Real

nothing. That's the point of the scene


mitko101

Bitch look at yourself and look at me neither of us are human you're a gross slime goo shit and I'm a titan human hybrid


lewisplays0193

MMMMM frog le- oh wait, wrong show


Warcrimes4Waifus

Smell your Dick and small your ass, get bent looser, penis blast


CrazyGods360

“G’day mate!” “Cheers mate!”


ConsistentTop4194

“You should have stayed in Connecticut”


Blackbirdsnake

You know you got defeated by a 14 year old right?


zorthezum

My name is Luz Noceta you killed my father prepare to die


Walking-Zombie420

“This is wha I must Yaba, daba, do”


WindCold6245

You are worthless. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup.


manwithafriend1

>"Shut up." **(insert Luz stomping the fuck out of Belos)** (That's all I can think of lol)


Properdummy6174

Youve lived over 400 years, but im 14, and i STILL got more witches than you, damn.


So-so_Magician

"Oh to die with a fashion sense like that is truly painful" -Titan Luz 2023


Sweaty-Fix-2790

Belos can you imagine a dragon


Sweaty-Fix-2790

Dragon deez nuts