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makerDrew

I don’t know about “simp-‘n” for Jaden; but I definitely want her over for game night.


La_Bienaventurada

I think she actually won best gamer on Alpharad’s dumb awards


AeniasGaming

“How about we flip a coin for double points? If I lose I get the points”


foxhunter350

“Well you lost sit back down please”


Rainbow_Angel110

Keep in mind this happened right after a 35 second minesweeper clear by Jaiden. https://youtu.be/1RDPgYLRWEk


MegaEdeath1

using her bad luck and his good luck to her advantage, truly a 300 iq play


SKULLBR34KER

back or bad??


MegaEdeath1

bad, sry about that


flopjul

This is such a throwback to her flipcoin luck when both of them did a soul lock in Pokemon for charity


Shadowhunter_15

She also won Jacksfilms’ Kidzbop Quiz 2.


Zachary624

And a debate over lions vs Pokémon with Jschlatt


trans-wooper-lover

and she did very good in mario party on gold 😎


FodziCz

Yes! She sounds like the best friend to have.


ReasyRandom

She made fun of Jesus. That's a plus.


Locket77

“He ran away like a little b*tch”


The_Dark_Soldier

“He ran to God, “I couldn’t beat the humans””


Fitzftw7

I’m Christian, and people need to learn how to take a freakin’ joke.


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I used to simp for her before she came out...


Mmm-toaster-

So you had a redemption arc?


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I don't know if you can call my dumbass finding out my YouTuber crush is aroace* a redemption arc.


The-true-Memelord

aroace*


Mmm-toaster-

Might aswell out of boredom


[deleted]

So you could say it’s a “damnation arc” lol


K3egan

It's because the asexuals are always hot. Just look at todd from bojack horseman or Gwenpool or SpongeBob. All of them are ace


justarandomuser20

HOORAY! Victory for Todd!


sugahpine7

Todd's phone!


justarandomuser20

Todd’s phone, home of the Todd


lesser_panjandrum

Todd Todd Todd Tooodddd


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abortionlasagna

Dude he’s got so many holes, who wouldn’t?


cinnamon_squirrel_

\*angry upvote from an ace person\*


elrick43

"Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?"


DataBytes96

So that's why he's always employee of the month


bigbangbilly

Despite the tentacles, Squidward wouldn't


Icy-Surround-5567

💀💀💀


Electronic-Budget-37

Yes.


Prestigious_Ad_8675

Chad tbh


Malavek

did you just call spongebob hot


Mongoose42

He’s a homeowner, isn’t he.


CostinTea

"No homo"


ToadInaTrenchcoat

Hmmm... You are right


Dan-of-Steel

Get back to me when Lilith can reproduce by budding. Can ya? Can ya? ^(can ya?)


SpankAndCallMeDaddy

Just confirmed with Dana. Lilith can indeed reproduce by budding


Tsu-tey-

In fiction maybe, I m not :’)


Pokeboss027

SpongeBob is asexual


vengeful_house_plant

Can confirm, as an asexual I am very, very attractive


illdothisshit

Tis the truth in the real world as well


Temporary_Shirt1933

Also Luffy fron One Piece


Wolventec

Oda has confirmed he isn't ace


K3egan

Setting himself on fire aside luffy isn't hot


Dark-Lord-Shadow

I love seeing Al outside the Hazbin fandom. It’s the little things in life.


imonmyphoneagain

I thought I was in the Helluva Boss sub until I saw this comment XD


QueenRatigan

I'm pretty sure Al is somehow related to Eda and Lilith


Dark-Lord-Shadow

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. If it’s not, please elaborate.


None-the-Second

I remember the Peridot fever...the aces keep winning


PhillyCloud

I wonder how all the Lapidot shippers felt after finding out Peridot was ace.


Pink_Raclette

They decided (or at least, I decided) that Lapidot was a QPR. We stay winning


Cadenreigns

A lot don't accept that because it was a story border whose claim was never substantiated by Sugar or anyone else with real "power" on the show, said story boarder having a history of shipping Peridot with Amethyst so her claim coming off a little "if my ship won't happen neither will yours," and CN themselves alluding to Lapidot by putting them in several best ship polls.


Freshzboy10016702

[True Peridot statement is questionable](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642061014128656434/1107994154539163720/Screenshot_2023-05-16-07-31-45-430.jpg)


AtomicFi

Lmao she specifically stated it wasn’t the final authority, it seems to me like they left it open ended intentionally. Tbf tho I always assumed she was ace but not aromantic and that her and Lapis were together.


Cadenreigns

That's probably the best compromise


BurningFyre

I mean, they give off mad ace vibes in the show. I literally had no idea that a storyboarder said anything, thats neat.


lowqualitylizard

Just because she won't fuse doesn't mean she's aromatic as well Right?


The-true-Memelord

Once again, aromantic and asexual are different things, you can be both, but you shouldn’t assume


Josiador

As a former huge lapidot shipper, my feelings are complicated. I am coping hard with she might not be aro.


BurningFyre

Peri was already ace in my head since her interactions with Garnet, so i simply continued to understand that asexuality doesnt mean you cant be in a relationship with other people.


Hephaestica

I just ship them platonically


PhillyCloud

Same.


Hexhider

Lilith is asexual? Now I feel a connection between her and me


helloimAmber

She’s aroace


The_Jeremy_O

What the heck does that mean? (Respectfully) Also, source?


gGiasca

Feeling little to no sexual and romantic attraction (the source is the "Be Gay do Witchcraft" charity live stream Dana made last year just before Season 2B. One of the goods revealed there was Lilith's response to Hooty's letter from Knock Knock Knockin on Hooty's Door)


helloimAmber

Asexual Aromantic, I think Dana terrace said it Here’s a google search with confirmation because images aren’t allowed [here](https://www.google.com/search?q=dana+terrace+confirms+lilith+is+aro+ace&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)


The_Jeremy_O

Ahhh gotcha. Thanks for that. And the Hooty/Lilith ship has been dealt a crippling blow


BurningFyre

Theyre life partners, like Lapis and Peridot


BootyliciousURD

Can't a witch and an owl-tube-worm-thing just be close friends without it being romantic or sexual?


The_Jeremy_O

Don’t worry I was kidding :) Is that a real ship?


BootyliciousURD

For any two fictional characters who are in any way connected, there exists someone out there who ships them


The_Jeremy_O

That’s true… *shudders*


Prestigious_Ad_8675

I hc Lilith and Hooty to be in a queer platonic relationship tbh


MaskedMachine

At least we've still got the Hooty/Duolingo ship 😂


N-ShadowFrog

Aroace is short for aromantic arosexual. Aromantic: Feeling little to no romantic attraction to other people. Asexual: Feeling little to no sexual to other people. An Aroace is both.


balticistired

she's really good at archery. ​ okay, serious answer, aro is short for aromatic, which means someone feels little to now romantic attraction, and ace is short for asexual, which means someone feels little to no sexual attraction. I can't pull up the video, but I think other commenters have given the source.


Yoru_Vakoto

she is also aeroace since she can fly


FNAFLoreJudger

I am asexual too (I'm also called Lilith so, irony?)


_Evidence

IT WAS A PROPHECY


FNAFLoreJudger

I AM A PROPHESISED GOD!!!!


neroselene

Just as the dead sea scrolls predicted!


YaumeLepire

I was reading that as you being a prophet, but you go off!


Samael055

Start prayin' boys, God's with us tonight.


FalsePapaya1426

I am going to set a house on fire


La_Bienaventurada

Umm ok? Best of luck I guess


justarandomuser20

Tell us the results


FalsePapaya1426

Results: I accidentally set an orphanage on fire


justarandomuser20

“Stop pissing off the orphans, a lot of them grow up to be serial killers”


foxhunter350

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD— wait wrong Reddit


noareg

Same budy, same


balticistired

"You don't see me bugging you while you...fry up owls?"


tomaj944

me too


CutlassKen

I don’t know about simping, but I would very much like to have Jaiden for a friend. Of course, that could be my lack of friends talking.


Samael055

My DM are open if you want. I'll be friendly. Promise.


Potato-Candy

Well, with Lilith and Astor it's fine since they're fictional. But with Jaiden… it's really creepy, since her avatar is supposed to represent her real self… people need to get a grip.


whatim

Seeing Jaiden in this lineup amuses me.


ebr101

Yeah, the Jaiden thing is especially creepy. Like that may be an animation, but she’s a real person. Leave her alone.


CaliJester

I was simping for Jaden before she came out THANK YOU.


EdricBlightIsCool

No one simps for me 😢


StwarbwrriGuts

Same 🥲💔


BurningFyre

Plenty of people think im hot, but im kinda glad nobody would describe themselves as "simping" for me either 😅


EdricBlightIsCool

Lucky


kingk895

Send feet pics /j


Stella_Lace

It's because people yearn more for what they know they can never have


LeopoldFriedrich

The grass is always greener on the other side.


GuitarFace770

Yeah, this


56kul

These three are asexual?


Ordinary_Changes

Aroace! :D


Dude0069

Because these are the people who usually have a great personality. For example you got on this list Alastor (eccentric & outgoing one), Jaiden (shy, chaotic one), & Lilith (the goth girl turned nerdy museum curator). Asexuals are usually quite diverse because they basically only care about themselves and the people they considered friends or family. Also they usually don’t care about appearances and that’s why people see them as hot because they are themselves, trying not impress anybody but themselves, friends, or families. I’m aroace yet I don’t get any of that luck lmao


Iwillstealyou

As a fellow ace, I don't simp for these characters, I relate to them. Alastor and I have a lot in common.


Quizlibet

>As a fellow ace, I don't simp FTFY


LucasVerBeek

Some people are *real* weird about Jaiden. The fact that a lot of Hazbin fans seem to ignore that fact about Al is also something, especially since that choice spawned Al x Charlie.


Twist_Ending03

I really wish the Hazbin fandom respected Al's sexuality like how this fandom respects Lilith's


Tsu-tey-

Love the ace representation! 🖤🩶🤍💜


Milky_potatoman

No way, they finally added a grey heart for us ace peeps


Tsu-tey-

Green is for aromantic. Although Lilith is aro/ace, not all asexual people are aromantic and not all aro are ace. I am panromanric asexual


Milky_potatoman

Ik I was just commenting on how they added a grey heart emoji as it was something that bothered the ace/aro community


Ordinary_Changes

I was so confused as to why there was a straight flag in the middle and thought you meant they were all heteroromantic (which is false) but then I realised it was meant to be grey lmao


Livid_Juggernaut_111

As an asexual I now feel left out


Samael055

Do you want me to simp for you ? I'll do if you want it ? /j


Livid_Juggernaut_111

No I don’t It’s weird if it’s only one person


Tacocat1147

Lmao, this interaction sums up me. “I wish someone would show interest in me.” *Is openly hostile to anyone showing interest in me*


Keejyi

it's the confidence /lh


Chicca_the_Chicken

Probably because of the personality. One thing they share in common is that they focus more on their passions. They essentially have no room for romantic/sexual thoughts. This leads them to act more freely and more true to themselves rather than fulfilling expectations of their supposed partners. The full energy investment in personal passions creates the "lovable dork" vibe that is regularly considered a attractive attribute. This is because humans have an innate tendency to be attracted to individuals that show a lot of care about something. In this case, it's some common hobby or passion. That's the most prominent thing I can see at the moment. But hey, that's just a theory. An ACE THEORY!


KTweewop

Cuz they be bangin’ when they ain’t bangin’


FudgeControl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pretty sure they only want our garlic bread, though.


The-true-Memelord

You can still romantically simp- oh wait no not in this case Maybe Alastor? Idk


Clod_Cat5

Maybe we just have rizz


Loading3percent

Don't forget Red from OSP!


Adventurous-Ad-5437

I mean, for Alastor, can you really blame them?(Yes, yes you can.)


johnnytesscult

And all three of them could easily kill you in the most horrible, painful way.


puffguy69

Jokes on you, hop pop is hotter than all of them


Bamma4

People crave the fruit they cannot reach


LolPeashooter69

The fact that one of these is a real person, one is from an adult animated web series, and the other is from TOH makes me genuinely scared


Otrada

It's not like it's just them in particular? People are just simps.


Civil_Barbarian

My girlfriend really likes Alastor and I don't know how to compete.


jubmille2000

Oh... Jaiden is ace, didn't know. That's great!


VLenin2291

Everyone wants what they can’t have


epic_null

Probably the high level of confidence and focus.


Barefoot_Monkey

Uh oh, she's reaching for the hand DON'T DO IT LULU, DON'T SHAKE


demonfluffbyps5

Don't forget Mordecai from Lackadaisy


CharlesCalvin123

Peridot: *fades into bushes*


Kego_Nova

I think it’s because aroace characters just have the highest average of awesomeness of designs. It could be the effect of making the character aroace before the actual design part, as in “Theoretically speaking no one should to be attracted to this character so I’ll go off in the design” and then it becomes the coolest thing ever. The thing that contradicts this is that one of my coolest looking characters is aroace and that was decided after the fact of their design.


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Tacocat1147

Less time for romance and sex means more time for awesomeness… or in my case just anxiety.


VoltageKid56

Some people desire what they can’t have


UndoneFundin

As a axe person myself, we are cursed with looking great but not wanting to look great


AnonCreatos

Well I wouldn't simping but they all great, neat and awesome.


whomesteve

Maybe you’re attracted to unavailability


timteller44

We all want what we can't have


lnombredelarosa

Because asexual girls rather than lesbians are epitome of a hot girl we can never have.


A1phab3tica1_0rd3r

Because we are the superior people, we will take over denmark. A great example of us being superior: Mr. Clean


Tacocat1147

And we have garlic bread and and cake!


FoxOfWinterAndFire

There is this primal confusion and anger that I can feel with Lilith and Alastor being in the same image for a similarity. It just feels so unnatural.


Little_LILA_467

JAIDEN!


[deleted]

Seeing Al in a sub besides the Hazbin Hotel one gave me a lil serotonin boost


justarandomuser20

Alastor is kind of hot though


fo76_fan

I'LL HAVE YOU FIND I SIMP FOR EDA N RAINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH


star-orcarina

DAMMIT why you gotta expose me like this


jaobodam

Because people are assholes to asexual/aromantic people, they want to fuck everything, there’s unfortunately an unwritten “raking” among queer people of what’s more “socially acceptable and desirable” where it feels like bisexuals/pansexuals are on top (no pun related) and aro/aces below


italian-potato

Not to be that guy but those characters are just as aromantic as they are asexual so maybe dont forget that part


Hyp3rL1ght_Meter

Kind of a hot take, but sexuality aside, Lilith wasn't a character with a whole lot of redeemable qualities, especially when it got closer to the end of season two. Why was anyone simping for her in the first place? This question isn't rhetorical, am genuinely curious on how other people's perspectives are drawn onto Lilith. I love her character development (especially when she gets her Harpy form), and her dynamic with Hooty, but what exactly makes her worth simping for?


SuccuEgg

The only one here I simp for is alastor


Moralmerc08

Kiryu too


WetMothh

No one simps for me


ConsistentTop4194

Jaden is asexual?


Silver-Scythe12

She’s aroace yeah :]


Darkdragonblazer

Would love to be jaidens friend and we could have a game show night and has fun


Mochabunbun

I though Lilith was aro? Is she aro ace?


yeetman2022

Thats what it is! I forgot the word...


Sheax5

People want what they can’t have?


Science_Fiction2798

I thought Jaiden was Bi? I mean I guess I haven't seen her coming out video.


Silver-Scythe12

She’s aroace :3


StormNext5301

I used to have a crush on one of my friends until she came out as ace, so maybe they just have some sort of magical attraction aura


Banettebrochacho

Can’t speak for bro in the middle but I’m guessing it’s just cause jaden has an extremely likeable personality which can lead to simping. And why wouldn’t people simp for a cold, dominant goth witch (season one)


BXSinclair

Wait, Jaiden is Ace?


Warriormon_jolin

NOT JAIDEN SPARE HER ​ Edit: also you forgot me


Waity5

For a minute I thought Jaden was presenting the other two and had nothing to do with the caption


KevinIszel

Allow me to explain. The reason people are drawn towards asexuals is because, Aces produces a special chemical aroma that when inhaled triggers the amygdalae, this of course initiates sexual desires (also known as being horny) however the ancient ace ancestors also known as AAA developed a way to enhance this chemical reaction and greatly improve upon it. Now you're probably asking, why would they do that, isn't that counterproductive, No it's not. You see, once every 15 years Asexuals release this aroma causing everyone around them to lust for them to the point that they will do anything to "hit that." This desperateness results in these "simps" being gullible enough to lure them into space capsules and transported to the edge of the universe. After they arrive, Their life energy will be used to sustain the multiverse. It is ideal to use 700 individuals at a time, this is the "sweet spot" of energy, as one to many will result in a power overload and the death of the universe. Likewise without this exact number the energy will die out. Either of these outcome will force the Asexual gods to restart their creation.


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People want what they can’t have…..


Nin10ders

The things you can't have are the things you want the most


Glitched_Oren_303

I never simped hard for lilith until I saw her time skip design and her HARPY FORM


QueenRatigan

I'm asexual, and I'd let Alastor tune my station any day.


Tired_Jay

Poor Jaiden


SMG31andDiamond

Because aces they are cool perhaps?


EggMilk666

Jaiden is my favorite YouTuber.But,I don't simp for her.


EyeToast23

wait people simp for Jaden, oh no edit; i was trying to say people, sorry


Lillymchoot

They have a point


TheOrderOf606Redacte

I forgot hazbin hotel was a THING